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Mom found the poop 💩 sock 🧦

    A poop sock is a sock you poop in because you’re to busy playing WoW
    mom found the poop sock
    📢🚨ATTENTION🚨📢 🎮🗣ALL GAMERS🗣 🎮 ‼️‼️RED ALERT‼️‼️ Mom 👩 has found👀 🔎 the 💩POOP SOCK 🧦 and she 💃🏼 is NOT ❌HAPPY 🙎‍♀️ ‼️‼️She is now🕑 threatening 🙅‍♀️ to🚫STOP🚫 buying 💰TENDIES🍗 and GAMER🎮 FUEL🥤 if it isn’t 🚮thrown away🚮 in the next 5️⃣ MINUTES 🕑

This 👆is absolute💯🐂BULLSHIT🐂 and 🚫NOT FAIR⚖️‼️ If anyone 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 tries to tell 🗣 me that I cant❌ have my💩poop sock 🧦 then I’m 🧒gonna walk 🚶‍♂️to the🔝 of an 🏢 office building 👨‍💻👩‍💻 and 💯YEET💯 myself 🏃🏼‍♀️ off 🚫of the rooftop 👇👀👇and 🔚 my 🔥fucking🔥 life👋😩 or become ✔️ a paraplegic ♿️🚫👣 trying 💪 because my poop 💩 sock 🧦 is the ♥️love 💏 of my 🧒 LIFE and I will🙏🏻 do ANYTHING ♾ TO PROTECT ⚔️🔫 IT 😤 ‼️‼️

    Touching grass is extremely ableist

      First and foremost, telling someone to touch grass can be extremely rude as they may not have access to grass in their area. The reason it is ableist is because some people are allergic to grass and telling them to touch grass is basically a death threat. They may also live in an apartment, and telling them to go outside it pretty much telling them to jump out of the window and kill themselves. I hope I could educate some of you. 💃💃💃

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          I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter

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            I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.