Pussy can have many flavors. From sweet and subtle, to tangy and strong. I never recommend eating whilst eating out, but for beverage pairings I would go with a lighter rosè for milder pussy. The bubbles will make the sweeter notes of berry and last night’s Tinder-Date pop. For a more refined pussy eating experience, I recommend a brut like Dom P or Pierre Jouet. But don’t pour it directly on the snatch, give the muff a good dive before you swirl your quaff.
For more pronounced pussy flavors of rich yellowtail tuna and farmhouse hay, I recommend bourbon and a fuck ton of it. Because if her pussy smells like a combo of skipjack & farmhouse hay you’re going to want hard liquor.
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Wow, WOW. Did you just really use a copypasta to respond to me? Instead of giving a proper response or ending the conversation like a sane person, you just use a copypasta and think you're a smartass? Guess what, i'm the one who is smart and you are the one who is an ass; because you just think copy and pasting something will get you to be in 1st place. Fucking speak to people properly instead of using one of those shitty lines of text.
Top of the morning
Top of the morning
Top of the morning
Hold on
let’s get this shit
let’s get this shit
let’s get this shit
let’s HMM
🤠😫TOP OF THE MOANIN😫🤠
🤠😫TOP OF THE MOANIN😫🤠
🤠😫TOP OF THE MOANIN😫🤠
top o of the MAWNIN
top o of the MAWNIN
top o of the MAWNIN
TOP OF THE MOUNIN ‼️ TOP OF THE MOUNIN ‼️ TOP OF THE MOUNIN ‼️
Let’s get this shit
Let’s get this shit
Let’s get this shit
top of the mornin',
top of the mornin',
top of the mornin'
✋ HOLD ON ✋
👿 LET'S GET THIS SHIT 👿
👿 LET'S GET THIS SHIT 👿
👿 LET'S GET THIS SHIT 👿
😳 LET'S 😳
🤔HMMM 🤔
☕ TOP O'THE MORNIN' ☕
☕ TOP O'THE MORNIN' ☕
☕ TOP O'THE MORNIN' ☕
☕ TOP O'THE MORNIN' ☕
☕ TOP O'THE MORNIN' ☕
☕ TOP O'THE MORNIN' ☕
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☕ TOP O'THE MORNIN' ☕
✋ HOLD ON ✋
👿 LET'S GET THIS SHIT
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👿 LET'S GET THIS SHIT
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😳 LET'S 😳
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I was just in my bed, jacking off and suddenly my grandma just opens the door and stares directly at me. She had brought some clothes and wanted to know if they were mine. I, as fast as possible, pulled away my "aa-battery", and just shouted at her "What?" (Very annoyed). She left my clothes on my chair and left the room. But before she closed the door, she winked at me.
This was all I needed to know. She knew. She knew exactly what I was doing, and I feel so embarrassed that if I were to die of a heart attack, I would thank God for letting me skip the dinner.
I should add that none in my family is really religious.
Anyway, thank you for reading this monstrosity of a post. I'll now go and watch youtube, hoping to forget this experience.
