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      Super Idol lyrics

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        Super Idol的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你耀眼 热爱 105 °C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
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        Super Idol的笑容🌕
都没你的甜. 🌙
八月正午的阳光. 💫
都没你耀眼.  ⭐️
热爱 105 °C的你. 🌟
滴滴清纯的蒸馏水.   ✨
你不知道你有多可爱.  ⚡️
跌倒后会傻笑着再站起来.  ❄️
你从来都不轻言失败. ☃️
对梦想的执着一直不曾更改. 🌈
很安心 当你对我说. 🌅
不怕有我在.  🎇
放着让我来. 🌆
勇敢追自己的梦想. 🌌
那坚定的模样. 🌄
Super Idol的笑容. 🎆
都没你的甜. 🏙
八月正午的阳光. 🌉
都没你耀眼. 🏞
热爱 105 °C的你🌠
滴滴清纯的蒸馏水. 🌇
在这独一无二. 🌃
属于我的时代. 🌁
不怕失败来一场. 🎐
痛快的热爱 🧸
热爱 105°C的你.  ❤️
滴滴清纯的蒸馏水. 
在这独一无二. 🧡
属于我的时代. 💛
莫忘了初心常在. 💚
痛快去热爱.  💙
热爱 105°C的你. 💜
滴滴清纯的蒸馏水. 💕
喝一口又活力全开. 💞
再次回到最佳状态. 💓
喝一口哟. 💗
你不知道你有多可爱. 💖
跌倒后会傻笑着再站起来. 💘
你从来都不轻言失败. 💝
对梦想的执着一直不曾更改💟
很安心 当你对我说🏳️‍🌈
不怕有我在♩
放着让我来ღ💌ღ
勇敢追自己的梦想   ⁽⁽ଘ😇ଓ⁾⁾
那坚定的模样   (///ω///)
Super Idol的笑容   (๑°⌓°๑)
都没你的甜   (*^▽^*) 
八月正午的阳光   (☆^O^☆) 
都没你耀眼   ::ೖ(⑅σ̑ᴗσ̑)ೖ::
热爱 105°C的你   (✪ω✪)
滴滴清纯的蒸馏水    (ˊo̶̶̷ᴗo̶̶̷`)
在这独一无二     🍯
属于我的时代.  🍩
不怕失败来一场.  🍭
痛快的热爱. 🍮
热爱 105°C的你. 🍧
滴滴清纯的蒸馏水. 🍬
在这独一无二. 🌏
属于我的时代. 🐬
莫忘了初心常在.   🦔
痛快去热爱.  🎄
热爱 105°C的你.  🕊
滴滴清纯的蒸馏水.  🐾
喝一口又活力全开.  🌷
再次回到最佳状态   👑
喝一口又活力全开(｡•́︿•̀｡)
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        Super Idol的笑容
都没你的甜
八月正午的阳光
都没你耀眼
热爱 105 °C的你
滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
你不知道你有多可爱
跌倒后会傻笑着再站起来
你从来都不轻言失败
对梦想的执着一直不曾更改
很安心 当你对我说
不怕有我在
放着让我来
勇敢追自己的梦想
那坚定的模样
Super Idol的笑容
都没你的甜
八月正午的阳光
都没你耀眼
热爱 105 °C的你
滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
在这独一无二
属于我的时代
不怕失败来一场
痛快的热爱
热爱 105°C的你
滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
在这独一无二
属于我的时代
莫忘了初心常在
痛快去热爱
热爱 105°C的你
滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
喝一口又活力全开
再次回到最佳状态
喝一口哟
你不知道你有多可爱
跌倒后会傻笑着再站起来
你从来都不轻言失败
对梦想的执着一直不曾更改
很安心 当你对我说
不怕有我在
放着让我来
勇敢追自己的梦想
那坚定的模样
Super Idol的笑容
都没你的甜
八月正午的阳光
都没你耀眼
热爱 105°C的你
滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
在这独一无二
属于我的时代
不怕失败来一场
痛快的热爱
热爱 105°C的你
滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
在这独一无二
属于我的时代
莫忘了初心常在
痛快去热爱
热爱 105°C的你
滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
喝一口又活力全开
再次回到最佳状态
喝一口又活力全开

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          Green M&M

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            now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

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              you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey