I WILL HAVE ORDER
I WILL HAVE ORDER!!
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𒆙Catgirl fetishes are over.
SINCE FUCKING 2000-LATE I’VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT ELON MUSK MAKING CAT GIRLS AND THAT IS BULL SHIT. Catgirls? Catboys? That sounds stupid as fuck how about instead of making useless shit like pussy that goes nya nyaaan we make something, #BETTER #FUCNTIONAL #FUN
That’s right motherfucker, I’m talking about anthropomorphic honey bees, AKA HUNNIES which sounds 10,000% better in English than CatGirl/Boy/Person/SpaceCadet . Have you not seen the hype on r/honeyfuckers ? Those MF’s are thicc. oH BuT aReNt MoSt BeEs MeN? Hurr hurrdy hurr, WHO CARES it’s crazy you spend 24 hours a day simping for some femboys but you can’t find a voluptuous piece of stinger yielding ass appealing? OBVIOUSLY if they’re going to genetically engineered they’re having at LEAST triple B tiddies if not larger. How about instead of waiting for the end of the world and cwying “uwuuuu daddy I nweed to gwo to the mwooon beclaws cwapitalizm is scawwwy” you shut the fuck up and accept the future is changing.Oh great! Another 2 sentence long pasta!
Oh great! Another 2 sentence long pasta! What a game changer! I'm sure the 5 measly lines of text you just posted are going to be the next big copypasta in no time! This is hilarious! Great Stuff! I can really see this being the next big thing! It's gonna be the next "Navy Seal" or "Penguin Of Doom", I can feel it! I love how short and boring it was! Extra points for being extremely forgettable with no interesting lines, a complete lack of tone, and, as I mentioned earlier, an extremely compact 30 to 40 word length! You know what you should do? You should, unprompted, post this godawful pasta in the comments of a post on a separate subreddit and when people downvote you you can post it to r/AteThePasta! Now that would be funny! Almost as funny as the pasta itself, which, may I remind you, is extremely short! God I can't believe you came up with this all on your own! Thanks so much for this! It's truly a gift! And it made me realise that no matter how hard I try I will never find a copypasta as funny as this roughly 30 word paragraph that has already been forgotten by the 47 people who upvoted it, and the 20 people who commented !thesaurizethis over and over again! And I should give up all hope of coming up with such a great pasta in my life, so I'm simply going to kill myself tonight! This is your fault! Your copypasta made me kill myself! I'm going to write your reddit username in my suicide note, as well as the entire copypasta, which I should have no trouble fitting on the page since it's so fucking short! Thanks again! 😁Delete Your Warlock.
First, your helmet does not match the set, the outfit is too buff to match that helmet.
Secondly, the gauntlet does not fit the style of the set and does not shade well with the rest of the armor.
Thirdly, the pants are boring, uninspired, but I will give u a pass on that cause all warlock pants are bad.
Fourthly, the bond is horrible, does not stand out too much and the shading is very much off, wrong bond.
And finally the chest piece is lackluster, lifeless, shades horribly, the red does not match the white color, and you have multiple colors and the shading is all over the place with mixed brown, red, white and black. But again warlocks don’t have many options when it comes to chest piece since majority of their chest piece looks like they borrowed from some homeless on the streets of last city.
in end, a very boring look, seen it many times, altho can’t blame for that one due to my previous statement above, either way it’s ugly something I won’t stop to stare at it and say “nice” this is an abomination.
Delete it.AITA for doing my mom?
So I (39M) got told by someone on the internet (youtube.com) to do my mom (79F) so I (39M) decided to proceed with it. First, I (39M) proceeded to give my mom (79F) comfort and just generally talked with her (romantically). After the relationship got better, I let her (79F) make the first move, then I rubbed her vagina (to masturbate her) then I (39M) slipped in between her (79F) lips (face) and rubbed her (79F) inner labia (vagina). I had dreams about having sex with my mom (79F) for a long time (5 years) actually. I always call her (79F) 'darling' and 'dear' (romantically) and I think my mom (79F) is my 'guilty pleasure waifu'.
So, am I (39M) the asshole?Having to call a judge “your honor” is so cringey and dumb
Having to call a judge “your honor” is so cringey and dumb
“Your Honor”. I mean gimmie a fuckin’ break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?
I’ve seriously seen courtrooms where they’ll say “Sir” and the judge will be like “It’s “Your Honor” young man!!”
Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title?
It’s some LARPING I’d expect kids to do. “Oh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!”
Shut up.