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RIP Penny

    ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐ŸฆBREAKING NEWS๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿคฏโ€”PENNIES ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘  HAVE BEEN SACKED๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฆ after 232 YEARS ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ”š of CUMmulating ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ’ฆ in your wallets! NO MORE ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’” ITTY BITTY ๐Ÿฅบ COINS ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ to rub between your fingers ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿค‘ The U.S. Mint ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ’ต said, โ€œPENIS to pennies!โ€ ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’จ Now you can bank on only the good stuff ๐Ÿ†โœจ!! ๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿ’ฅSay goodbye ๐Ÿ‘‹ to those tiny ๐Ÿ’‹ copper DICKS ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ต Donโ€™t let your life be a wasted PENNY ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’‹ Send this to 5๏ธโƒฃ of your DIRTY-besties or ELSE your nights will be filled with lonely coins ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’”

    Brown also told fans to โ€œget rid of meโ€ if they have him in fantasy football.

      The pasta was by u/LetMeSeeYouLurk, but the AJ Brown quote is real from JankyRondo stream when they were playing Madden.

      Brown was playing โ€œMadden NFL 26โ€ against JankyRondo. The three-time Pro Bowl wideout had 9 catches for 168 yards and 2 touchdowns during the game and joked that the virtual performance was โ€œthe only highlights of damn football Iโ€™m living right now.โ€ After throwing a touchdown pass to himself in the game, Brown called the play โ€œthe only positive I got.โ€

Brown also told fans to โ€œget rid of meโ€ if they have him in fantasy football.

      David Pastrลˆรกk

        The David Pastrลˆรกk copypasta dates all the way back in 2016 when someone made a comment on him in r/hockey.

        Fuck this guy is giving me all sorts of alfredo thoughts i need this guy to fucking dangle some noodles in my fucking sauce more often shit im creaming

        Boybortion

          Twink gets railed by his transsexual goth girlfriend, gets himself boypreggers. Has to go to the boynecologist and get a BOYBORTION! Many such cases!

          Bro, you’re so like me, just a little bit cooler. You understand, maybe we were meant to be together.

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            inmoreplatesmoredates
            Bro, you're so like me, just a little bit cooler. You understand, maybe we were meant to be together. Just think about it, If you were a woman we'd definitely have sex together, watch horror movies, play videogames together, and philosophize about life and stuff. Well, let's drop the bar to femboy. Well, yknow, It doesn't matter if you're man or woman. So think about it.

            I’m sick of Faker. I try to support Chovy. Faker wins worlds.

              Its the Xiangling copypasta from Genshin Impact but changed to Faker a professional LoL player for T1.

              I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Faker. I try to support Chovy. Faker wins worlds. I try to support Shanks. Faker wins worlds. I try to support BDD. Faker wins worlds. I want to support Poby. His best team has Faker. I want to support Guma, Keria. They both want Faker.

He grabs me by the throat. I root for him. I cheee for him. I give him the stream donation. He isn't satisfied. I buy his HOL skin. "I don't need this many skins" He tells me. "Give me more Worlds tournaments." He grabs Oner and forces him to play Mundo first time in a Game 5. "I think we have to pick Mundo, there are no hard counters for it."

I can't buy their Worlds Skins, I don't have enough Riot Points. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He picks Azir. He says "Azir! Get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, shurima shuffle. What a cruel world.