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I tried. I really tried…

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    I tried. I really tried… 

Solo. I stalked a player for about a couple hundred meters. Watched what he did, how he moved, how he reacted to arc and distant gunfire. Studied my opponent.

I followed him into a building, waited for him to loot, and had him dead to rights. He hops on the mic and starts talking to me. I ask him if he wants to fight. I can see he is out geared and out gunned. He says no, so I say ok and run up to him unarmed. We loot the room together.

We’re ready to leave the room and a hornet comes out of nowhere. I shoot it once and reload. Shoot again and miss. I look at my new friend wondering why he isn’t helping. I see a red light and try to get out of the way, but get tased. Then I’m met with a hail of gunfire from my new friend and get knocked.

I ask him why he killed me. He stays silent. Pulls out his hammer and begins working me.

I tried to play friendly. I tried to help a new player. I tried to team up and get a cool story to share on Reddit. Maybe spark a culture of sportsmanship. But no. I will never trust a raider again. It’s dog eat dog out there, and now this dog is hungry.

    tutors are bad because, imagine you’re tutroing for a card, right?

      In Magic The Gathering (MTG), a Tutor is a spell which searches your library for another card.

      tutors are bad because, imagine you're tutroing for a card, right? and when you go through your library, you look at all the cards. you're not supposed to do that, but with the tutor. with the totor you go through your deck and get a card. i mean its fine if you get a land because, well. you need the lands to play your spells. everyone knows this. but you tutor and say you get a card that isnt a land (which is bad) so you go. you go and get the card and when you play it, sometimes you play it, sometimes it goes into your had. when it goes on top of the library its like ok, its on the top of the library, but you draw a card each turn so it goes into your hand. so when so when you tutor for the card, there are lost of cards in the deck, and one of the cards lets you look for the rest. thats one card of the one hundred cards getting you a one undred card, so thats two hundred card that you searching the deck for because which is too much. so when my friend kevin, he plays the land commander, he plays card and tutors for land, but my friend ethan he plays the red commander that goes so hes red and cant tutor but. sometimes there is black or sometimes blue and they can tutor. so when you tutor you get the two cards of a hundred cards and you choose. which is more than draw because the card goes into your hand if you choose. so tutors are bed because the tutor goes into your hand after you cast the spell. commander shouldnt be like that. you ruing the fun and i think you should listen to other people more. just because you are youtube does not mean you are right. everyone thinks you are wrongd

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        SFW

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Grab your kurtas 👘 and saris 💃🏽, we're going full-on DESI STYLE! 💥 Turn up the Bhangra beats 🥁🎶 and let's DANCE 💃🏽💫 under the MOON 🌙, 'cause tonight we're making memories that shine brighter than a 💎 DIAMOND!

Send this to 🔟 of your most FABULOUS FESTIVAL FRIENDS 🤩👬👭 If you get 🔟 back, you're a DIWALI DIVA/DIVO! 👑✨ Get 5️⃣ back and you're a SWEET JALEBI JUGGLER! 🌀🍯 But get 0️⃣... and you might just be a BURNT BATTI 😢🕯️ (but we still love ya!).

LIGHT UP 🎉 the night and let the FIRECRACKERS 🧨 pop, 'cause we're here to PARTY 🎊 until the last diya drops! 💧✨ HAPPY DIWALI, may your days be as BRIGHT as the full moon 🌕 and your heart as FULL as the puja thali! 🌺🥥🛕

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        I own a psychic shock lance for home defense, since that’s what the archotechs intended

          By u/FetusGoesYeetus, its the ‘Just as the Founding Fathers intended‘ copypasta but changed to the psychic shock lance from Rimworld.

          I own a psychic shock lance for home defense, since that's what the archotechs intended.

Four tribals break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my human leather hat and shock lance.

Blow a psychic hole through the first man, he's braindead on the spot.

Draw my revolver on the second man, miss him entirely because I have zero shooting and nail the neighbours' warg.

I have to resort to the mortar mounted at the end of the killbox loaded with an antigrain warhead, "Tally ho lads", the warhead atomizes two men in the blast, the sound and radiation setting off an insectoid hive.

Equip monosword and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the doctor to arrive as he was missing both arms.

Just as the archotechs intended.

          You play to win the game. Hello?

            original clip

            The quote came from Herman Edwards a former NFL player and coach in 2009 at a press conference. Its used to highlight the highly competitive spirit of sports and is often used as a joke whenever someone says they’re playing for fun.

            This is the greatest thing about sports - you play to win the game. Hello? You don't play to just play it. When you start telling me it doesn't matter, then retire, get out, because it matters.

            I’d just like to clear something up regarding the accusations being made about me by some of the female members of this group.

              Discord feet pics apology 
              I’d just like to clear something up regarding the accusations being made about me by some of the female members of this group. The accusations regarding my so called “behaviour” are untrue and extremely hurtful.

To the accuser/s (you know who you are kitten), a few points for your consideration: 🤔

1.) Yes I was asking for feet pics in DMs, I will admit to that. Apparently this can come off as inappropriate for some. So I reluctantly apologize for that.

2.) The feet pics I was attempting to accumulate from this group were strictly for artistic purposes and NON-SEXUAL in nature. Ever heard of a non-sexual foot fetishist? Well sorry to break it to you, but yes we exist! No we are not “creeps”! We are here to fucking stay, so get over it!

3.) I have almost NEVER taken screenshots of the feet that have been sent to me and/or sent these pics to other people.

4.) No I have not been making threats to those who choose to ignore my messages & friend requests. Telling someone who has clearly wronged me that there will consequences for their actions is not a “threat”. I consider it more a... life lesson per se. Learn the difference then report back to me. I’ll be right here awaiting an apology.

5.) And finally, as you can see, I didn’t tag any of the women who wronged me in this post, as doing so would not comply with my ethics, but I will always respect one’s decision to have their own so called “opinion” no matter how misguided it may be. As you can tell, my interests lay mainly in the high arts and I can guarantee you that if and when you do decide to step down off your fucking throne and accept my humble friend requests (feet pics or not) at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and knowledgeable friend .

Hopefully this clears a few things up with the more disgruntled members of the group
              I'd just like to clear something up regarding the accusations being made about me by some of the female members of this page. The accusations regarding my so called "behavior" are untrue and extremely hurtful.  To the accusers (you know who you are kitten), a few points for your consideration: thinking
  
1) Yes I was asking for feet pics in DMs, I will admit to that. Apparently this can come off as inappropriate for some. So I reluctantly apologize for that.  
2) The feet pics I was attempting to accumulate from this server were strictly for artistic purposes and NON-SEXUAL in nature. Ever heard of a non-sexual foot fetishist? Well sorry to break it.  
3) I have almost NEVER taken screenshots of the feet that have been sent to me and/or sent these pics to other people  
4) No I have not been making threats to those who choose to ignore my messages & friend requests. Telling someone who has clearly wronged me that there will be consequences for their actions is not a "threat". I consider it more a... life lesson per se. Learn the difference then report back to me. I'll be right here waiting for an apology.  
5) And finally, as you can see, I didn't tag any of the women who wronged me in this message, as doing so would not comply with my ethics, but I will always respect one's decision to have their own so called "opinion" no matter how misguided it may be. 

As you can tell, my interests lay mainly in the high arts and I can guarantee you that if and when you do decide to step down off your fucking throne and accept my humble friend requests (feet pics or not) at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and knowledgeable friend.  Hopefully this clears a few things up with the more disgruntled members of this page.