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Chicanery

    Chicanery scene in Better Call Saul

    From the show Better Call Saul where Chuck had a breakdown accusing Jimmy of being a crooked lawyer in an effort to prove he is not crazy.

    The scene is iconic because its the culmination of of Chuck’s jealousy and disdain towards his brother Jimmy shown to everyone.

    I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-
    I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!

    Emojified

    I 👉🤵am not🚫 crazy!🤪😵‍💫 I know he💁 swapped📝 those numbers!🔢 I knew💡 it was 1216. One after Magna🧲 Carta🛒. As if I could❄️ ever🌲 make⚒️ such a mistake👶. Never🚫. Never🚫‼️! I just ⚖️– I just couldn't🚫⚖️ prove 👨‍🍳it. He👨‍❤️‍👨 – he covered🙈 his tracks🛤️, he got💲 that idiot🤓 at the copy👮 shop🛍️ to lie🤥 for him🙋‍♂️. You🫵 think🤔 this🤐 is something🤠? You🫵 think🧠 this😵‍💫 is bad😎? This🙃? This chicanery🐔? He's👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 done worse🤬. That🤏 billboard🧾🛹! Are🏟️ you🦡 telling🏧 me🧘‍♀️ that a🅰️ man🦸‍♂️ just👨‍⚖️ happens🌞 to👨‍🔧 fall🍁 like👍 that🍠? No🙅‍♂️! He😻 orchestrated🎻 it! Jimmy⚖️! He💆‍♂️ defecated💩 through💘 a🇦🇷 sunroof🌞🛋️! And🇦🇩 I🥇 saved🆘 him🙋! And🎭 I😜 shouldn't⛔ have👅. I✨ took📐 him👋 into🥴 my🧜 own🦉 firm🔥! What🤷‍♂️ was🦟 I🏴‍☠️ thinking💭? He'll🙉 never🙅‍♂️ change💰. He'll🙉 never🙅‍♂️ change💰! Ever🥂 since🐛 he🥰 was🦟 9🕘, always🐊 the🌡️ same🥪! Couldn't🧊 keep🎹 his🐍 hands👬 out⛺ of📴 the🥾 cash💵💵💵 drawer✍️! But🍑 not🪢 our☺️ Jimmy😻! Couldn't⏲️ be🐝 precious👼 Jimmy🤗! Stealing🤖 them🍿 blind👨‍🦯! And🇪🇦 he👂 gets🙆 to🦶 be🐞 a🏹 lawyer👮‍♂️!? What🐋 a📲 sick🤢🦠 joke🤣🃏! I✊ should've🗣️ stopped🚦 him🏯 when⚙️ I🎈 had🎣 the👨‍⚕️ chance♣️! And🐐 you🫵 – you🫵 have😏 to2️⃣ stop⏱️ him🇳🇵!

    With F-bomb

    I AM NOT FUCKING CRAZY! I am not fucking crazy! I know he fucking swapped those numbers! I fucking knew it was 1216. One after fucking Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a fucking mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't fucking prove it. He – he fucking covered his tracks, he got that fucking idiot at the fucking copy shop to fucking lie for him. You fucking think this is something? You think this is fucking bad? This? This fucking chicanery? He's done worse. That fucking billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fucking fall like that? No! He fucking orchestrated it! Jimmy! He fucking defecated through a fucking sunroof! And I fucking saved him! And I fucking shouldn't have. I took him into my own fucking firm! What was I fucking thinking? He'll never fucking change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the fucking same! Couldn't keep his fucking hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious fucking Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick fucking joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-

    I hate Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

      I hate Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. I immediately lose respect for anyone who watches it, and especially those who praise it. Here's why:
      
      Name 20 successful people that watches it. Popular series basically run the show when it comes to anime. This includes shows like Dragon Ball Z, Bleach, Sailor Moon, Death Note, Attack On Titan, Sword Art Online, Love Live!, Nichijou, Clannad et al. Popular series has shows making significant contributions to the entire anime industry.
      
      Jojo's Bizarre Adventure on the other hand pulls most of the heavy weight packaging from teenage angst with each season. They then lay basic fight scenes and a joke of a protagonist on it. It generally lags behind popular series by a mile or two in inventiveness. I never seen the show on TV or been mentioned by anyone over the age of 25.
      
      So tell me again, how exactly do Jojo's Bizarre Adventure innovate? It's team even struggle to release a new theme with each season, and character design is about the only original thing with this show.
      
      Yes, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is stable because they are standing on the shoulders of socially awkward teenagers. Most of the hard work is hashed out before it's creators ever start making "anime". This is fine, and what anime is all about, but I prefer to be in with the leaders rather than the followers.
      
      What really irks me and what has really brewed my hatred are Jojo's Bizarre Adventure fans. They seem to think Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is responsible for all that is good in the anime world. I have just proven how false this is. In my experience, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure fans (virgins, teenagers, and manchildren) are much less helpful than the alternative.
      
      If you want nice fight scenes, watch Dragon Ball Z or One Punch Man. If you like music, K-ON. If you prefer, Clannad or Anohana. But please, don't feed the idiot magnet that is Jojo's Bizarre Adventure!

      I am dropping this game. PM clearly doesnt know how gacha work.

        Limbus Company "im droping this game" original thread

        Started from a Steam Discussion rant of Limbus Company for the character Dante. OP was upset that people weren’t simping hard enough for Dante and that he was gonna get cucked by the devs.

        He later on made another post saying that the initial post was a joke but then contradicts himself again.

        I am dropping this game.
        
        PM clearly doesnt know how gacha work. All those early system related blunders made me still believe, but releasing the alt. form of the main girl being obsessed with another guy? Yeah, i have seen where this goes. I wont pay any more money for garbage like this. You better believe me you will get an influx of all the scum of various communities flocking into your fanbase and draw as much cuckold porn of Faust and Sinclair in any version of themselves and Dante watching in the corner.
        
        FGO people unironically tried to warn us that we will get lion'd and it actually happened. Dropped. I am what some would consider a whale (or leviathan depending on your definition) that spend 700 bucks on this game and even if its not much money for me, i actually regret it.
        
        To anyone want to play this game and thought its a safe thing because Dante looks like a self-insert and the voicelines resemble waifu/husband material, dont get baited.
        
        Edit: all i see in the comments are a bunch of white men not having a problem with their girlfriend doing onlyfans. This game is already dead.
        
        Okay, you have to stop, really. Now im getting angry unironically. The amount of people not understanding that this was A TROLL IS INSANE!!! Can you for once stop this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Okay, fine, maybe it was a little real at first, i mean, i did like Faust but i still didnt mind her loving Sinclair or whatever as Kromer. But everything after that was fake. Can you now please stop? Move on, i do not wish to keep making edits.
        
        Literally, i cant sleep. This was the biggest break i ever had. Its like i went viral. This is the third night i randomly wake up to check messages in here. But it starts to get to me. Im only human. And you know how it is, guys, right? Humans gonna human, haha
        
        Edit: IM SICK OF PRETENDING I WAS JUST PRETENDING THE COMMENTS MAKE MY BLOOD BOIL!!! ♥♥♥♥ any gacha that tries to romance the girls you pay for to other guys. Its like buying a prostitute but for the dude that entered the establishment at the same time as you. Its like paying on a first date with the girl you meet up but her boyfriend is with her. Its like paying for your daughters college just so she can get NAIL'd by a bunch of Sinclairs over there. Jokes aside, PM still had no balls to actually confirm a ship but kept it subtle. In such cases, the subtlety is the same as actually confirming it. Anyone that thinks otherwise is dishonest AS ♥♥♥♥.
        
        There are people that went CRAZY for Grip Faust, saying QUEEEEN YAAAS LITERALLY ME NEET HAHA RODION MAKES HER PIZZA I LOVE HER and people paid OVER SEVENTY BUCKS FOR HER ONLY FOR HER STORY TO BE OBESSED WITH ANOTHER MAN LMAOOOOO
        
        THIS will never be the norm, the vast majority will NEVER tolerate this kind of thing. PMcucks are literally that: cucks that got conditioned over the years by PM through myseryporn. They are so braindead they forgot they are. Illiterates that gush over "muh storie" jacking each other off for looking smart while they never read ANY book based on the characters. Look at the most replied thread here (friendcode thread not counting) and you know what kind of KEKS play this garbage. 

        PM learned nothing from N Faust and N Sinclair

        Ishmael from Limbus Company
        PM learned nothing from N Faust and N Sinclair
        
        Why would they release Heathcliff Queequeg ID? Why do they have to imply that Ishmael and Heathcliff belong together? Why? I don't understand it. Why don't they just leave the girls alone? Same with Faust and Sinclair. Why? Why even do this? This is a gacha. Stop doing this disgusting stuff. I really liked Ishmael but now i don't even want to finish her dungeon. My stomach hurts. Why would you release Heathcliff as Queequeq?
        
        Do you even want money? Do you like sitting down there with 200k a month? Seems like you do, BECAUSE YOU KEEP ON GIVING THE FEMALES AWAY TO STUPID IDIOTS IN THE GAME.
        
        Edit: I am dropping this game. Bye. 

        Alternate version (Good ending)

        I am not dropping this game 
        
        PM clearly know's how a gacha works. All those early system related blunder patches made me still believe, and releasing the alt. form of the main girl being a chaotic psycho with another characters? Yeah, I have seen where this goes. I will pay more money for gold like this. You better believe me you will get an influx of all the new players of various communities flocking into our fanbase and draw as much fan art of Faust and Sinclair in any version of themselves and Danteh... suffering in the corner.
        
        FGO people unironically tried to warn us that we will get lion'd and it didn't actually happened. Continued. I am what some would consider a supporter (or happy fan depending on your definition) that spend (I forgot) bucks on this game and even if its a decent bunch of money for me, i don't regret supporting my favorite indie company.
        
        To anyone want to play this game and thought its a safe thing because Dante looks like a character we follow and the voicelines resemble comedic material, do get invested. 

        Project moon has ruined me

          Project Moon is the developer for the gacha game Limbus Company and various other games.

          Project moon has ruined me. Everywhere I go, I hear coin tosses and dice rolls. It can't be stopped. I often snap my fingers to calm myself, I go shopping and I find a piano named Roland. I pass through a library and immediately think about Ruina. I can’t go to an office without thinking about full-stop office, I finally get to work and they installed Kali linux on every single computer and I can't stop myself saying "HAHA MANAGER ESQUIRE, THIS IS THIS !" I look for clothes to have a new (todays) look, but hold on- is this made of nuovo fabric- oh no... I can’t greet people nowadays. Hello? Goodbye. I go to Mcdonalds (local HamHamPangPang) to wellcheer myself up, but while browsing through my phone watching Fullmetal Alchemist, they show the tree of life! And I can’t even play Persona without going into mementos and thinking oh this areas are based off the qliphoth tree. The entire Final Fantasy franchise is ruined for me, Sephiroth? One winged Angela?? Yesterday I was playing “im on observation duty”, and you have to watch out for Anomalies. Don’t they mean Abnormalities??? I can’t learn(2) any language because when it comes to numbers, there will always be a point where I will be reminded of an association or a sinner, I can’t enjoy nature without thinking about Dongbaek’s EGO, these flowers(hana) sure are nice, but wait is that a Hornet? Animals are banned, especially the ones that start with R. I can’t play other gachas besides limbus, I went to play Honkai and I saw there was a Kafka banner, so I logged off and went to Arknights, waiting as my assistant was.. you guessed it, Kafka, so I made the daring decision to go to the base and OH MY AYIN THEY HAVE A CONTROL DEPARTMENT, so I quickly went to change my agents, I mean operators and there he was, Mr Nothing. The phrase Nothing there triggers me like a lobotomized Agent so I shut down my phone. I went to play Devil May Cry, but couldn’t get past the introduction. I can’t see legs without thinking of blue star. I can’t write without thinking wow I’m making a key page! I can’t read to-do lists, but I also can’t read in general. I can’t think about myself because that would make me an egoist. I also can’t watch blue lock now that I think about it.. Colors are banned, but also black and white because that would be similar to T corp. so I have to just close both eyes (Angela reference?), and embrace the fear, and break the cycle. I can’t watch Ishmael porn anymore because if something is CENSORED I have a panic attack, cardiac arrest? More like Fervent Beats. I must E-endure… MY OWN BRAIN PRODUCES ENKEPHALIN ghghgh gigigig I only wanted peace, but after listening to the voices this City better Brace Up, for today a star shall rise 

          Wiš’adel🪳Skill 3 😡 Highest ATK 👌Huge AOE 💥

            Started out as Showmaker’s Ksante copypasta from LoL, the copypasta has been adopted to fit Wiš’adel from Arknights.

            Wiš'adel🪳Skill 3 😡 Highest ATK 👌Huge AOE 💥 Hits Air ✈️ Stuns 🚫 50s Cooldown 🕜 Stores bullets 🔫 Has summons 👥 3500 HP 💪 600 DEF 🛡️ Deals Arts Damage 🪄 Slows 🐌 Gain camouflage when summons are on field 👌 Skill 3 revives summons 🪨 
            Pepe 🐸 Hammer 🔨 

            One fart ruined my whole career

              I was there on the top balcony of capital records with wiz khalifa and his management team. Verbally,we had come to an agreement I would be producing a track featured on his next album. We were outside on the balcony, passing a joint around, when it happened. I took a big puff, coughed and accidentally farted very loudly. Everybody stopped talking and stared at me. Wiz stood quiet. He then said "hahaha you're crazy man. Well I gotta take care of some things now". Everybody left. I never got a call back or email or anything. It turns out that song was see you again on the fast and furious film. Fuck man