Scout:

"YO PEEPS WELCOME TO TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!"

"THIS WILL GAME WILL SHOCK YOU AND MAKE YOU POO!!!"

"MY TEAM WILL DESTROY YOUR SOCKS!!"

"NOW MASTURBATE ALL OF YOUR COCKS!!!"

anime girl singing:

"Oh no this is not epic."

"This match is going to be a small dick."

"There are bots joining the game."

"This is very lame."

Scout:

"DON'T WORRY WE CAN JUST VOTE KICK THEM!!!"

"THEY THINK THEY CAN RUIN THE GAME BUT THEY ARE MISTAKEN!!!"

"CHEATERS WILL BE THE FAILED!!!"

"WE WILL DESTROY THEM WITH THIS MASSIVE WHALE!!!"

Medic:

"Yes Scout very based~"

"The haters are going to get erased~"

"TF2 will always be the best~"

"We will suck on their breasts~"

anime girl singing:

"Oh no this is not epic."

"This game is going to be a small dick."

"Valve is not updating the game."

"This is very lame."

Heavy:

"I agree anime girl you are very right..."

"No matter how much we try it ends in spite..."

"This is very cringe..."

"There are sadly no more femboy twinks..."

Scout:

"SILLY HEAVY DON'T GIVE UP!!!"

"EVEN IF THERE NO UPDATES THE COMMUNITY STILL ROCKS!!!"

"AS LONG WE ARE HERE AND CARE!!!"

"WE WILL NOT BE IN DESPAIR!!!"

anime girl singing:

"This is very epic."

"Everything will have an awesome small dick."

"I will continue playing TF2."

"This is very awesome poggers school."

Spy:

"Goodbye everyone I hopes you enjoyed our rap!"

"Now if you excuse us we have some points to cap!"

"The writer of this rap is very cool!"

"And Team Fortress is too!"