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This last weekend I went to a party and got really wasted with a couple of my friends. At some point some of my friends started going into the seperate rooms of the house with some girls, away from the heart of the party. My friend and I were really wasted and horny at the thought of everybody getting some. So we decided to go into another room and next thing I know I'm 5 inches into his ass. I'm scared that people will find out what we did but since the balls didn't touch it doesn't mean its gay does it? Please help me I don't know what to do.
This happened during lunch when she excitedly brought her dog along. It’s a super cute “labradoodle” and she has had him for 3 weeks now. Like most new dog owners she talked a lot about this dog and how smart he is, how he is with other dogs and people, etc. I didn’t mind of course, if it made her happy then why not!
An hour or so into lunch I noticed she kept referring to the dog as “it” and “they” I asked what gender the dog is and she gave me such a look. “…THEY are non-binary. THEY do not have a gender.” Er… what? She really took me surprise and then I laughed thinking she was joking. Well, she wasn’t…
I then made the mistake of saying that it’s a bit silly to be that way about her dog. It’s not like the dog can tell her that HE doesn’t identify as a gender. She was furious when I said that and the rest of the lunch was awkward as hell, even after changing the subject.
TLDR; TIFU by telling my friend over lunch that her new adorable labradoodle dog isn’t non-binary.
Edit: actually thought I was going to get hate for this, glad to know I’m not a total bad person.
Just got my shot today and I'm a little worried.
Is anybody experiencing substantial penile growth?
It feels like I'm swinging an Enterprise salami when I go jogging now.
Guys please, if you want your penis to remain the same size, please don't get the vaccine.I'm sorry to say that I agree.
My shlong has grown so much that I register as disabled now. It's so hard for me to walk now, both figuratively and literally.
My cats think I'm packing a giant toy in my pants and claw at my cock.
I was sent to HR when I accidentally pushed my coworker out of the window with my cock because I wanted to get to the fax machine.
It ruined my life.
Please don't get the vaccine!
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