If I fuck a dead chicken breast from the store, would it be necrophilia? Zoophilia? Because I mean, could it be considered zoophilia? It resembles nothing of a chicken I’d say, could you knock someone for it? You could go a step further, in the fact if you fucked a piece of meat, would it even be necrophilia? It’s the act of an “interest” in dead things or some shit? Like is said, not only does it not resemble a chicken, it doesn’t even resemble a living being, what’s the thrill of fucking just a chicken breast? Like is it okay to fuck a breast, but not a whole chicken, that has been appropriately modified for eating? Does that mean it’s okay to fuck a dead chicken that had it’s feathers plucked? What the fuck is this shit? What are the rules of fucking a chicken? In a capitalistic society, you buy something, you do whatever the fuck you want with it, so if it’s legal to fuck a chicken breast under capitalism, that means you should be able to just straight up fuck a chicken, you bought that shit didn’t you? This isn’t a conversation of fucking chicken anymore, just one of morals.

What horrible things can you do all at once and be the biggest piece of shit?

Reading past this point will be very disturbing, SERIOUSLY disturbing.

Read at your own risk

Alright- dead chicken arguments,necrophilia? Zoophilia? Fuck it, both. It is objectively true, but let’s not delve into that again. So under the rules of evolution, (which I personally believe, so that’s why I’m running with it) the last major evolution of humans before Homo(😂)-Sapiens, were Homo(😂)-Erectus (😳), so, if I fucked the very generation that came before me that was the last hybrid generations between Homo-Sapiens and Homo-Erectus, would that be incest, AND zoophilia? Technically 2 species, technically family, I’ll do a little analogy (anal 😂) to make this easier to understand.

Going back to chickens, (sadly) the egg came first, no way around it, with each generation, through natural selection, little changes happen to adapt to the current climate, or what the next generation of “chicken” might need to help through life, so with this knowledge, the egg came first, the very last generation of “chicken” before our modern chicken was sort of different, leading it to not be a modern chicken, meaning when the last generation of “chicken” laid the first egg of modern chicken, the egg came first, this logic applies to every species ever.

So, knowing this, could it technically be zoophilia and incest to fuck your Homo-Erectus mother? And to go a step further, would it be necrophilia, zoophilia, or incest to fuck your dead Homo-Erectus mother? It would be all, right? And what if you fucking hated Homo-Erectus motherfuckers, and you fucked your dead Homo-Erectus mother out of hate, would it be zoophilia, necrophilia, incest, and a hate crime? What if she was a lesbian monkey, and didn’t want it? WOULD IT BE HOMOPHOBIC TOO? It would also be rape, but let’s not get it confused, fucking a corpse is certainly rape, so that’s established.

Now at this point, you’re the biggest fucking dickhead to ever exist, like what the fuck dude? Zoophilia, necrophilia, incest, speciesism, rape, homophobia, could it get worse?

Yes.

(Getting grossed out writing this, but I must go on)

Okay, so let’s say your mom (😂) is also disabled, transgender, and you fucking hate the shit out of her for that, adding on to the hate crime, you have now achieved being transphobic and ableist, with the other hate crimes adding up with homophobia, and speciest. But let’s also say before you engage the rape, she was alive, but she has a terminal illness and you calculate her exact time of death, so in the middle of it, she would die and you punch her, because like in videogames, if you shoot someone before they jump off the map, it counts as a kill. So now as she takes her last breath, you have committed murder, still leaving your necrophiliac urges valid. And let’s also say she was the last of her generation. Boom! Genocide.

Now as far out there as this all is, I’ll stop here, I don’t want to pull some crazy crime shit out my ass that makes no sense to this discussion. So let’s tally it up,

Necrophilia, zoophilia, incest, homophobia, transphobia, speciesism, rape, genocide, murder, ableism.

Can it get worse?

All crimes listed on your underaged aunt.

Enough said.

(Same identity as mother)