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Why the fuck do those copypastas talk about “compatibility?”

    Its a curse response to the Vaporeon or Pokemon compatibility copypasta that often circulates within the community. 

    Why the fuck do those copypastas talk about "compatibility?" like bruh, i ain't sticking my dick in a fantastical wild animal because i want to be compatible with it. i want our parts to be different enough that can feel the species barrier on my shaft. if it feels like it was built for humans then it's clearly not an imaginative enough choice. i want the puffy spade of a mightyena in heat at least. i want to fuck the flower of a venusaur like a horny beedrill on a pollinating spree. i want a collaborative blowjob from the same mega mawile. i want to watch a mienshao to literally bend over backwards like a broken lawnchair to give herself a rimjob while i'm hitting that from behind. what i don't want is to be bored to death by the bog standard gardevoirs and other shit that 'seems so fit for humans.' i'm not gonna halfass my crimes against nature, when i fuck a wild fantastical beast, i want it to feel like i'm fucking a wild fantastical beast.

    It’s sad that women can’t and don’t know how to be good friends anymore.

      Boomer women copypasta typically found on FB.

      It’s sad that women can't and don't know how to be good friends anymore. You’re suppose to be empowered by your sistas... not intimidated or by no means jealous! Well let's see. Calling all my girlfriends & women in my life. I don't have many, but the ones I do have are pretty EPIC. I’m calling for solidarity to show there is support between us. So I need 5 women to post this to prove they will ALWAYS be available if anyone needs to talk. 😘 I have no idea who will say "done".
***actually I'm pretty sure I do!
REMEMBER…. dimming someone else’s light does not make yours shine brighter.

      SIDEBAR🙄 I SEE YOU👀👀 FAT FUCKING LIZZO🤶🏿😡

        From Azealia Banks rant on Lizzo posted on IG stories that became a meme.

        SIDEBAR🙄 I SEE YOU👀👀 FAT FUCKING LIZZO🤶🏿😡 I SEE👀 WHAT YOU’RE 😷TRYNA FUCKING👌🏿👈🏿 DO! YOU STOLE CUPCAKKE’S 👸🏿SWAG BITCH🐕 AND NOW YOU ALL OUT HERE😾 TALKING BOUT “IM🙋🏿‍♀️ FEMALE♀️ RAPPER🎙️” YOU AINT NO 🤬FUCKING 🙅🏿‍♀️FEMALE RAPPER🙅🏿‍♀️ BITCH!🙍🏿‍♀️ YOU DONT GOT👎🏿 ENOUGH FUCKING🍆💦 SEX APPEAL🤢🤢 TO BE NO FUCKING FEMALE 💃🏿RAPPER DONT LET CRAIG KALLMAN👨🏼 GAS YOU💨💨 LIZZO🤶🏿 YOU STILL FUCKING A FAT 🐘BORING...👺 YOU STILL A FAT🦛 BORING 😴HIPSTER🤓 RAPPER BITCH🐩 YOU’RE NOT FUCKING🤮 WITH CUPCAKKE👸🏿 YOU’RE NOT EATING👅🍴 CUPCAKKE 🧁AND IM SORRY🤞🏿 I KNOW🤔 THATS REALLY WHY- 💡THAT’S REALLY THE REASON😮 WHY CUPCAKKE👸🏿 FEELING 😔LIKE SHE WANNA QUIT😭😭 BECAUSE SHE 👁️SEE HER- ALL HER FUCKING😤😤 MAGICK🔮✨🧜🏿‍♀️ BEING FUCKING TORN🔪🔪 TO FUCKING SHREDS🗑️👿 BY FAT🐖 LIZZO!! I HATE😡💢 YOU FAT🐳 LIZZO I FUCKING😖 HATE😡😡 YOU GIRL🌚 I HATE🤬 YOU FOR COMING OUT🚪➡️ WITH THAT FLOSS🧵 UP YOUR FUCKING🤢 FAT ASS🍑 AND REALLY TRYING😪 TO STEAL🧛🏿‍♀️ FROM THE FUCKING😠 BLACK GIRLS👸🏿 CUPCAKKE CUZ I KNOW 💡THE FUCKING WHITE GAYS👦🏼👦🏼 GOT IN YOUR HEAD 🧠AND WAS LIKE👯‍♂️🗣️ “YAAAS STEAL😈 CUPCAKKE’S 👸🏿THING” AND KNOW YOU🤶🏿 OUT HERE JUST RIDING🚴🏿‍♀️ ON THIS BLACK BITCH’S👩🏿‍🦰 FUCKING ENERGY🧿 TRYNA ACT🎭 LIKE BODY POSITIVITY🙄🙄 YOU FAT🤶🏿 HOE!! NO🚫 THE PUBLIC👬 REALLY NEEDS TO 😫GET INTO👄 CUPCAKKE👸🏿 AND LEAVE🍂 THIS FUCKING WHACK🤦🏿‍♀️ FAT 🐡BITCH LIZZO ASIDE✋🏿 LIKE SO WHAT🙄 IF SHE’S FUCKING FAT🤭 BODY POSITIVITY MY ASS😠😠 BITCH😤 IF YOU DONT GO PLAY🌬️ THAT FLUTE🎼 AND MAKE ME SOME🎶 STEVIE WONDER 🕴🏿SHIT💩 AND LEAVE👏🏿 THIS👏🏿 FEMALE👏🏿 RAP👏🏿 SHIT👏🏿 ALONE👏🏿 
        I see you fat fucking Lizzo i see what your trying to do - you stole cupcakes swag bitch and now your out here all like "im a female rapper" you aint no fucking female rapper bitch you dont got enough fucking sex appeal to be no fucking female rapper, you still a fat boring, you still a fat boring hipster rapper bitch you not fucking with cupcake you not eating cupcake and im sorry i know this is really wide but this is the reason why cupcake wants to quit because she sees all her fucking magic being torn to fucking shreds by fat Lizzo! I hate you fat Lizzo i fucking hate you girl, i hate you for coming out with that floss up your fucking fat ass and really tryna really steal from the black girl cupcake and i know all the fucking white gays got in your head and were like "yes steal cupcake's thing" and now your out here riding on this black bitch's fuckin' energy, talkin' about body positivity you fat hoe! no, the public really needs to get into cupcake and leave this fucking whack fat bitch Lizzo, like so what if fucking shes fat? body positivity my ass bitch if you dont go play that flute and make me some Stevie Wonder shit and leave this female rapper alone bitch we gon' have-

        IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE???

          ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING GD REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 GEOMETRY DASH IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 RIOT’S LEGENDARY QUACK !!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿Back on track is impossible🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 Oh you’re a gd player❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓name every level💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 2.2 will never come😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 TrusTa’s nerf gun nerfed yatagarasu ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/geometrydash r/okbuddygmd r/DeCult r/gdafterdark perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 SQUARE ADVENTURE IS THE BEST LEVEL🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 MY CAR IS A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE BECAUSE IT SAYS VSC!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😈😈😈😈😈😈 OMG HELL YOU MEAN LIKE THE HELL SERIES ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I DIED AT 98 ON BACK ON TRACK 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 NO I WILL NOT TOUCH GRASS🌿🌿🌿🌱🌱🌱🌿🌿🌿🍃🍃 YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS I’M BETTER THAN YOU 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Sonic the hedgehog❓YOU MEAN SONIC THE WAVE❓ Tartarus?❓ LIKE THE TOP 10!?❓ ❓ This place is silent❓ LIKE SILENT CLUBSTEP ❓ Minecraft badlands biome❓ LIKE THE BOOMKITTY SONG❓ I just got a new dehumidifier, and the brand said AEONAIR! ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️Somebody was talking about outer space, AND I SAID YOU MEAN THE FIRE GAUNTLET LEVEL❓ ⁉️❓❓❓What’s your zodiac sign❓ LIKE THE FORMER TOP 1 ZODIAC❓ ❓❓ IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓The time is 2:11 ❓ HOLY FUCK LIKE THE RUKKUS SONG❓ ⁉️❓❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Viprin is copy paste lord? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀Back on track is top 1 impossible silent demon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 finger❓like fingerdash❓OMG FINGRRRRDASH SO HARD😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡‼️‼️‼️‼️ YOUR NAME IS KILLBOT_421?? LIKE THE LEVEL KILLBOT BY LITHIFUSION!🔥🔥🔥🔥SQUARE ADVENTURE IS THE BEST LEVEL 💯💯💯💯RIOT IS LEGENDARY STRAIT FLY✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️KENOS KENOS KENOS😂😂😂😂😂DUDEWTF DUDEWTF DUDEWTF😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥WHITE?? LIKE THE LEVEL WHITE WOMEN!!😋😋😋😋😋😋BACK ON TRACK IS IMPOSSIBLE🤣🤣🤣🤣 TRUSTA NERF GUN 🔫🔫🔫OH YOUR A GD PLAYER??!! NAME EVERY GD LEVEL!! 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🙋🏿🙋🏾🙋🏽🙋🏼🙋🏻MY HARDEST IS ONLY LEYAK🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
          HOLY FUCKING SHIT 😨😨😨😨 IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE?!?!?!?!? 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 SQUARE ADVENTURE IS THE BEST LEVEL🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 MY CAR IS A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE BECAUSE IT SAYS VSC!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😈😈😈😈😈😈 OMG HELL YOU MEAN LIKE THE HELL SERIES ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I DIED AT 98 ON BACK ON TRACK 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 NO I WILL NOT TOUCH GRASS🌿🌿🌿🌱🌱🌱🌿🌿🌿🍃🍃 YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS I’M BETTER THAN YOU 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Sonic the hedgehog❓YOU MEAN SONIC THE WAVE❓ Tartarus?❓ LIKE THE TOP 10!?❓ ❓ This place is silent❓ LIKE SILENT CLUBSTEP ❓ Minecraft badlands biome❓ LIKE THE BOOMKITTY SONG❓ I just got a new dehumidifier, and the brand said AEONAIR! ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️Somebody was talking about outer space, AND I SAID YOU MEAN THE FIRE GAUNTLET LEVEL❓ ⁉️❓❓❓What’s your zodiac sign❓ LIKE THE FORMER TOP 1 ZODIAC❓ ❓❓ IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓The time is 2:11 ❓ HOLY FUCK LIKE THE RUKKUS SONG❓ ⁉️❓❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Viprin is copy paste lord? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀Back on track is top 1 impossible silent demon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 finger❓like fingerdash❓OMG FINGRRRRDASH SO HARD😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡.
          Oh my god is that a mothherfucking geometry dash reference?! Oh my geometry dash is my favorite game, I'm glad that they made a reference about my favorite game. One time on my music class my teacher said "Kyrie eleison" Get it because it's a gd lvl made by a famous creator viprin?! One time I heard someone talking about nine circles, and I said "Oh my god is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference?! And they reported me to the astronauts to fling in space after they flinnged me to space and I was thinking in space get? Because thinking space!, i was knocked unconscious and i woke up to a crimson planet suffering get it?! Because crimson planet is a geometry dash level that i will never beat. One time i heard someone say "The golden" Get it? Because it's geometry dash reference, after that, they kidnapped me and took me to a shock therapy get it? Because it's a motherfucking geometry dash reference! One time i saw my classmate drinking a water that has a sonic wave logo in it and i said "Oh my god is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference?!" And my friend whips me with a belt. Also, i watched the news recently, and i saw a news about slaughterhouse and i said "Oh my god is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference" And my friend said " Can you get your life back on track?!" And i said "Oh my god is that a motherfuckinng geometry dash reference?!" And my friend screamed in the room get it? Because screamroom is a geometry dash level! One time my pastor talked about the hell inferno and i said "Oh my god is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference?!" And my pastor kicked in his church but it was worth it, because it's a geometry dash reference. One time i heard someone talking about tartarus, and i said "Oh my god is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference?!" And they kicked me. One time my mom bought us a aeonair conditioner and i said " Oh my god is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference?!" Get it? Because aeonair is a famous geometry dash content creator. TRUSTA NERF GUN TRUSTA NERF GUN TRUSTA NERF GUN TRUSTA NERF GUN TRUSTA NERF GUN TRUSTA NERF GUN TRUSTA NERF GUN TRUSTA NERF GUN TRUSTA NERF GUN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

          Bondocks on the N-word

            Bondocks on the N-word

            From an episode of The Bondocks where a teacher is explaining his confusion of the N-word usage and why black kids keep using them.

            The scene is actually a parody of real life where a teacher used the N-word on his students and explain the difference between “nigger” and “nigga” on news.

            What I don't understand is that if it's so offensive to them, then why do they say it over and over again? So Riley said the N-word before you did that morning? He says it every morning. He calls me "nigga." He calls the other kids "nigga." He calls himself "nigga' all the time. "Nigga this, nigga that." "Nigga, please." "Bitch-nigga." "Nigga, have you lost your mind?" "Nigga, check that ho." "Nigga, you bullshitting.' "Break yourself, nigga.' He says it so much, I don't even notice it anymore. Last week in lunch, Riley says to a classmate: "Can a nigga borrow a French fry?" And my first thought wasn't, "Oh, my God, he said the word." Uh, "The N-word." It was, "Now, how is a nigga gonna borrow a fry? "Nigga, is you gonna give it back?" "I'm telling you, my inside voice didn't talk like that before he got in my class.

            Dark Souls

            What I don’t understand is that if it’s so offensive to them, then why do they say it over and over again? He says it every morning, he calls me omen, he calls the other kids omen, he calls himself omen. All the time, “omen this” “omen that” “omen please”. “Bitch omen, omen have you lost your mind, omen check that hoe, omen you bullshittin, break yourself omen.” He says it so much I don’t even notice it anymore- last week in lunch, Hornsent says to a classmate ‘Can a omen borrow a French Fry?’ and my first thought wasn’t “Marika’s tits he said the word, the O word”, it was “Now how is a omen gonna borrow a fry- OMEN IS YOU GONNA GIVE IT BACK?!” I’m telling you, my inside voice didn’t talk like that before he got in my class.

            Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

              Vass's definition of insanity

              From Far Cry 3 where Vaas gave a speech on the definition of insanity before sinking the protagonist. Vaas sort of made sense considering that he believed he had killed the protagonist multiple times before.

              Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, boom...I shot him! The thing is... He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking, 'This time is gonna be different, no, no, no please... This time is gonna be different'.