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My dick is so large

    My dick is too big
    It's awful. My dick is so large I just cannot lug it around any longer. It is so insanely huge and has caused so many problems in my life. I cannot go to airports as they think I am sneaking something in. so everytime I go, I get groped as they try to take my penis off thinking its a bomb. I cannot pleasure women as they are so horrified at the sight of my cock, that they immediately run away. My mother and father disowned me after seeing the length of my shaft. Not only is it extraordinarily long, it is just too thick. I cannot sexually relieve myself as my hands are just too small to masturbate.
    
    My humongous cock has ruined my life. I resent God for cursing me with this large chunk of meat that just drags across the ground. Doctors tell my I will never be able to get a penis reduction as they would have nowhere to put the penis. It would just take up far too much room.
    
    I had a girlfriend when I was a young lad, she loved me for who I was and did not care for this deformity, but one day... I took off my jeans and my penis flung out, smacking her and flinging her out the window. She died 2 hours later in the hospital. She was the only woman who ever loved me. My penis is just... too ginormous. It has caused problems for myself and the people around me. For this reason, I will be ending it all. My penis has taken over my life... but it cannot take over a life that does not exist.

    My girlfriend is shitphobic, i dont know what to do, pls help

      Shitphobic copypasta
      My girlfriend is shitphobic, i dont know what to do, pls help.
      
      So my gf was taking a shit in the bathroom and the door was unlocked so i walked into the bathroom. My gf told me to get out but i really wanted to eat some shit. I told her i would leave if she gave me some of her shit but she started screaming at me to get out. I ignored her and grabbed some of her shit and she started to scream even louder and kicked me out of the bathroom. This has been very traumatizing for me.

      I will kill your infant daughter

        If you try interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will kill your wife, I will kill your son, I will kill your infant daughter
        I will kill your wife, I will kill your son, I will kill your infant daughter.
        I will ratio your wife, I will ratio your son, I will ratio your infant daugther
        I will morb your wife, I will morb your son, I will morb your infant daughter

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