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I got a penile implant but I can’t tell anyone why I’m so happy.

    I feel like ''robocock''
    I'm a 24 year old guy who because of an accident as a child, I literally broke my penis. I went all my teens not knowing what an erection feels like or what it's like to be able to perform and no one knows that the reason I've been working since I was 14 is because I had a goal in mind: getting that damm implant.

now, having had my first sexual experience ever in my life, I felt this sense of anger just go off my mind. I hated the topic of sex because I knew I was disbanded from enjoying it, now I can get hard so easy and ironically I have a form of switch and kill switch, I just turn it on and off when I want to. It's creepy I know but trust me I feel like ''robocock''

Does it get soft? nope, I can now pound FOREVER and the though if that itself has revived some sense of self worth that I have never felt before, I'm not even scared to talk to girls now because I'm aware that I have a modified penis with perks and attachments.

People ask me why I'm happy now and not all negative and depressed but I can't tell them because it's awkward and people my age wouldn't understand the pain and sacrifice, I just want to enjoy this victory in anonymity.

    Fresh lemonade freshly squeezed

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      Fresh lemonade🥺
Freshly squeezed☺️😍
Billie stop..
Pour it in a cup🤪
Can’t get enough🤩🥳
      Fresh lemonade
Freshly squeezed 
Pour it in a cup
Can’t get enough
      ✨fresh 💫 lemonade 🥭 freshly 🍃 squeezed 👻 Billie 👹 pour 🌊 it 💥 in 😪 a 😋 cup 🥤 Billie, 👺 stop 👹 can't 😍 get 🤲 enough 🤤
      Fresh lemonade 🍋🤭 freshly squeezed 😍 BILLY 😡 pour it in a cup 🥰 BILLY STOP 👹 can’t get enougHhHhH 😩

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      fresh😍 lemonade🤓 freshly😤 squeezed😋 pour😳 it🏡 in🐀 a👵🏼 cup😩 cant🫣 get🥶 enough🤨
      fresh🙄lemonade🤭freshly😍squeezed😒pour🤨it😜in😐a😌cup😱cant👹get😡enough🤡
      fresh 😩lemonade⁉️freshly💦 squeezed 👈pour💕it in💅 a cup ⬅️cant 🙅‍♀️ get enough 🥰
      🍋fresh🥲lemonade😭freshly😫squeezed👍pour🖤it💅in😐a😃cup😏cant😡get😶enough🤤
      😁fresh😗lemonade👿freshly😼squeezed😜pour😛it😋in😪a😉cup😇cant😀get😌enough🤓
      
✨FrEsH lEmOnAdE, fReShLy sQeEzEd✨BILLIE😨 ✨pOuR iT iN a cUp✨ billie😡stop👹✨cAnT…gEt eNoUgH✨
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      No baby I’m not done, I want two cubes of sugar and stir it twice after each cube. Use a large spoon; not a table spoon. I can tell the difference. So don’t try me, water should be at 55.7 degrees and I’ll take a splash of mint with lemon wedge on the side. Thank yœûû
      I’ll take a lemonade 🍋one lemonade coming right up- 😉 no baby I’m not done 😟 I want 2 cubes of sugar and stir it twice after each cube use a long spoon not a tablespoon I can tell the difference so don’t try me water should be at 55.7 degrees and I’ll take a splash of mint with a lemon wadge 😁 on the side thank youuu 😉That will be $1.53 💸 this ain’t want I ordered 😠we know but like this is a lemonade stand not a-😃 all you can eat buffet 🍱 no that’s food 🌭 they got drinks too🥤 look the customer always right 🤔 And I’m not paying for this 👎 UGHHHH 😤 Fresh lemonade 🍋freshly squeezed 🌹 Billy 😬pour it in a cup~ 🍵BILLY STOP 🙉 can’t get enough 💃

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      “I’ll take a lemonade!”
“1 lemonade coming right up-“
“No baby, I’m not done, I want 2 cubes of sugar and stur it twice after every cube use a long spoon, not a table spoon. I can tell the difference-so don’t try me. water should be at 55.7 degrees a splash of mint w/ lemon wedge on the side! Thank you!!”
“Ok that will be $1.50”
“This ain’t what I ordered..”
“We know but like, this a lemonade stand not a-“
“All you can eat buffet? “
“No that’s food..”
“They have drinks too.”
“Look, the customers always right, I’m not paying for this.”
“Ugh!”
“Fresh lemonade 😩
freshly squeezed 🙂”
(Billy-)
“pour it is a cup 👀”
(Billy stop…)
“can’t get enough 😃”

      I’m a straight male and when my roommate and I are both single we suck eachother off multiple times a week.

        Fellas, let's be real- Is it gay to suck my roommate off multiple times a week to expel semen and relieve sexual tension?
        I'm a straight male and when my roommate and I are both single we suck eachother off multiple times a week.

We've lived together for 8 years now and whenever both of us are single we suck eachother off to get off. It's not gay because we're closing our eyes and thinking of women also we say no homo before and after while keeping our socks on so we're definitely straight. We also don't butt fuck eachother because that's gay. Nothing wrong with being gay but we aren't gay. We do this purely to expel semen and relieve sexual tension we don't do this because we're gay and we love eachother. We do this because we're straight and we just need to cum.

        I will not be driving for Alpine

          "I will not be driving for Alpine" tweet
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          I understand that, without my agreement, Alpine F1 have put out a press release late this afternoon that I am driving for them next year. This is wrong and I have not signed a contract with Alpine for 2023. I will not be driving for Alpine next year.
          I understand that, with my agreement, Williams Racing have put out a press release this afternoon that I am driving for them next year. This is right and I have signed a contract with Williams for 2023. I will be driving for Williams next year.

          I came out as amongsexual to my parents.

            I am a proud amongsexual
            I identify as amongsexual, thst is my identity, my gender and also my entire personality. If you dare to oppose me, I shall summon IMPOSTOR from among us, he will protect me but also murder your entire family. I will kill all amongphobes, I am not a freak, I am a proud amongsexual, imagine being amongphobe like imagine. Today I came out as amongsexual to my parents, my little brother trolled me and showed me a pic of Pink, one of the crewmates, I couldn't resist when I saw the pic, so I opened my zipper and started wanking, damn Pink is so hot. The next day my mom gave my phone to my cousin, and then she brought me to the therapist, idk why, Pink is hot though.

            IShowSpeed, this stream changed my life

              IShowSpeed stream copypasta
              Aint IShowSpeed Nathaniel B?
              IShowSpeed, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience
              IShowSpeed, this stream changed my life. My
entire view of everything that exists in this
world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can
never look at anything I know the same way
again. This stream represents emotions that
most humans could never understand. But I can.
Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many
things previously considered unimaginable.
Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never
forget this experience
              ISHOWSPEED, this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This song represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this song I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite song,
              Nathaniel b, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience