Riot Shield MW2
YUM YUM YUM YUM I EAT DICK ALL DAY!I'm a pussy that uses riot shieldKEY: A.= TACOBIZZLE B.= xS109xEROWk 1 C.= x15Kx ORTIZ
C: Why don’t you guys fucking learn how to actually play fucking the game and talk shit?
A: I swear to god dawg I know how to shoot a fucking gun you fucking puss
B: I am playing the game I’m using a fucking riot shield what else do you want me to use?
A: OOooOOOoh RIOT SHIELD IM A PUSSY AND USE RIOT SHIELD
B: Oh and now I’m a fu-
A: You fucking faggot.
B: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO USE?
A: SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT
B: YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING USE
A: LOOK AT YOU YOU’RE TEN-FIFTEEN.
B: YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
A: TEN FIFTEEN YOU FUCKING FAG
A: TEN
B: YOU TELL ME WHAT TO FUCKING USE
A: FIFTEEN
B: HUH? YOU TELL ME WHAT TO FUCKING USE! HUH? TELL ME WHAT TO FUCKING USE-
A: SHUUT THE FUCK UP
B: TO PLAY THE FUCKING GAME-
A: SHUUUT THE FUCK UP. PUSSY
B: AND I’LL STILL FUCKING MERC YOU
A: PUSSY
B: YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKING FAGGOT
A: PUUUSSSY!
B: THATS RIGHT! YUM YUM YUM YUM I EAT DICK ALL DAY! YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM I EAT DICK
A: YOU EAT DICK?! YOU EAT DICK NIGGA?! WHAT A FUCKING HOMO
B: EXACTLY-
A: YOU EAT DICK! MY NIGGA SAY HE EAT DICK!! YOU A HOMO NIIIGGGAAA!
B: I WAS MAKING FUN OF YOU YA DICK HEAD! FUCKING SHEETBLOCK LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER-
A: YOU’RE MAKING FUN OF YOURSELF YOU FUCKING IDIOT
B: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
A: YOU LOOK LIKE A LOSER RIGHT NOW YOU SELF PRESTIGIOUS RIOT SHIELD BITCH
B: FUCKING SHEETBLOCK MOTHERFUCKER THATS WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE! YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING EWOK
A: KEEP USING YOUR RIOT SHIELD FAGGOT! KEEP USING YOUR RIOT SHILD!
B: BECAUSE YOUR MOMS A FUCKING FISTER
A: SHES USING YOUR RIOT SHIELD PUSSY!
(Laughter from witnesses)
A: NICE TRY BITCH! SHUT THE FUCK UP
B: NO YOU’RE GETTING THE MUTE AWARD-
A: SHUUT THE FUCK UP
B: YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKING FAGGOT
A: SHUUUT THE FUCK UP
B: KEEP SUCKING THAT DICK! YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM KEEP SUCKING THAT DICK
A: YOU JUST LOVE DOING THAT VOICE-
B: SUCK ON IT LIKE A LOLLY
A: YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. STUPID ASS HOMO ASS NIGGA.
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WARNING: The following program contains scenes of graphic stupidity among four lifelong friends who compete to embarrass each other.Reasons to live
Reasons to live:
“Suicide doesn’t stop the pain,” “It gives it to someone else.”
1: We would miss you
2: It’s worth it to be alive
3: It does get better,believe it or not it will eventually get better.
4: There’s so much you would miss out on doing.
5: You are worth it don’t let anyone,even yourself tell you otherwise.
6: God made you for a reason, you have a reason.
7: There is always a reason to live!
8: So many people care about you
9: You are amazing
10: I don’t even know you and I love you
11: I care for you
12: There are plenty of people that love you
13: You are literally perfect!! <3
14: There are plenty of people that care for you
15: God loves you
16: God cares about you
17: Sometimes life is hard but it will make you a stronger person don’t worry!
18: What about all the things you’ve always wanted to do?What about all the things you’ve planned,but never got around doing? You can’t do them if your dead.
19: I want you to be alive
20: So many people want you alive!
22: You’ll never be able to listen to your favorite song if you die.
23: You’ll never be able to listen to your favorite singer if you’re gone
24: You’ll never be able to listen to your favorite rapper if you’re gone.
25: listening to really loud music
26: Killing yourself is never worth it,you’ll hit both yourself & the people who care about you.
27: There are so many people that would miss you,including me
28: the clouds
29: You are gorgeous
30: Someone out there would die for you :’)
31: How do you think your family would feel?
32: Proving people wrong with your success.
33: Watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life.
34: You’ll never have the feeling of walking into a warm building on a cold day.
35: You’ll never have the feeling of walking into a cold building on a hot day.
36: Being stupid in public just because you can.
37: Helping other people.
38: You have a future to live for..
39: Being alive is good
40: thinking about happy memories
41: Finding your soulmate.
42: All nighters!!!
43: Sleeping in all day
44: You can look back at yourself later in your life and be glad you didn’t commit suicide.
45: Nobody could ever replace you
46: You’re unique
47: pets
48: petting pets
49: Netflix and movies
50: Decorating the Christmas tree
51: Dreams that make you smile
52: Breakfast in bed
53: New clothes
55: New books
56: Sunrises and Sunsets
57: Friends
58: The ocean
59: Sunlight
60: Your family
61: Inside jokes
62: Birthdays
63: Christmas
64: Family traditions
65: The taste of your favorite food
66: Favorite TV show
67: Favorite movie
68: Going to new places
69: The ability to peruse what ever you choose (there are over 7 billion people on Earth,don’t be afraid to be you)
70: To earn money and rewards
71: You can always flip your life around.
72: To find the perfect job/career for you
73: Pizza
74: Kittens
75: New haircuts
76: Moments you can look back to and laugh at
77: The clouds
78: The world is better with you in it
79: Roller Coasters
80: Showers
81: Cake
82:Growing old
83: Growing old with the person you love
84: Singing
85: Sleeping
86: Icecream
87: Cookies
88: food in general
89: Movie nights
90: Candy
91: Popcorn
92: Daydreaming
93: Happy moments
94: Halloween
95: Sleepovers
96: Parties
97: Having a good personality
98: Making people happy
99: Bonfires
100: Sitting on rooftops
101: Vacations
102: Hearing crazy stories
103: Telling crazy stories
104: Treehouses
105: Starbucks
106: You’ve changed someone’s life
107: If you’re gone how will you achieve great things?
108: Everyone has talent including you
109: Eating crazy food
110: Hanging out with your friends
111: Nobody could ever replace you
112: You have so much to live for
113: Your dreams need some fulfilling to do
114: Living life to the fullest
115: Heck,I would miss you like crazy
116: Your family and friends would be devastated if you were gone
117: Someone out there is constantly praying to meet someone like you
118: Your future
119: You could save so many lives
120: You are too beautiful to disappear
121: You are bigger than any of your problems
122: You are never alone during this struggle
123: Tomorrow is a new day!
124: You are worth more than you think
125: But,the final and most important one is, just being able to experience life,because even if your life doesn’t seem so great right now,anything could happen!
songs that could make you happy
Personal by HRVY
I like me better by Lauv
Classic by MKTO
Just friends by JORDY
Eastside by Benny Blanco,Halsey,& Khalid
What makes you beautiful by 1D
Cheerleader by OMI
Everybody talks by Neon Trees
Dear future husband by Meghan Trainor
Backyard Boy by Claire Rosinkranz
Shut up and dance with me by WALK THE MOON
iSpy by KYLE
Trap queen by Fetty Wap
LMK by Lil XXEL
Dynamite by BTS
- fun facts!
1.Otters hold hands when sleeping is they don’t drift away from eachother
2.Penguins only have one mate their entire life,they also propose by giving them a pebble
3.Cows have best friends
4.you’re perfect <3
- another message : -
To all those people being bullied
- To all those people who have lost a loved one
- To all those people who have lost a pet
- To all those people being abused
- To all those people going through depression
- To all those people with anxiety
- To all those people in poverty
- To all those people going through a breakup
- To all those people having a bad day
- To all those people with insecurities
- To all those people just having a hard time
Don’t forget
- Your weakness today
- Is your strength tomorrow
- It always gets better
- Your loved ones will remain in your hearts
- You always have the memories
- Love yourself
- Stand up for yourself
- Money can’t buy happiness
- Those lovers
- Just weren’t right
- Don’t abuse yourself
- Don’t abuse others
- Kill them with kindness
- Treat people with kindness
- We’ve all had these times
- There will always be a hole in our chests
But
- Let’s all be each others’ strength
- whether you’re
- Black
- White
- LGBTQ+
- Christian
- Muslim
- Atheist
- Etc
- Love yourself
- Love others
- Don’t cut
- Don’t kill
- Don’t criticize
- Don’t beg
- Don’t do drugs
- Don’t starve yourself
- Don’t starve others
We aren’t supposed to do any of that
- Just keep your strength
- Keep your faith
- Don’t change because you were told to
- Be yourself
- Sometimes playing a character, isn’t the best thing to do. Have a great day, and don’t stop spreading awareness about things that are happening currently in the world
️ this is not my text, that however doesn't mean that I don't agree with every single word said here. out of experience, it destroys people. Please don't be afraid to ask for help. Please, I beg you, please don't do it. You are worth it and there are people who love you.️
I need everyone to pass this on.Fapped to his own conception
It's fapping time, so went on browsing different porn sites for the perfect video and ended up finding a hot video of some dude ramming a really hot ass girl, and so I thought "I can work with this" and started fapping and as I was getting close to the finish I zoom on the girl's face and stopped fapping and paused the video, took a closer look
"Holy fuck!.... that's my friend's mom!"
I'm 100% sure of it too, I can tell by the voice and the face, and I've seen younger pictures of her around his house as well. He had told me before that she did some "Modelling" when she was younger, but it's all long gone now. I always suspected it was porn because she's that hot as fuck, but Anyways I went on with it and finished.
I devise a plan to prank my friend as revenge because he had pranked me by moving my car and having me think that it was stolen for hours, so I downloaded the video, cut out all the parts of face close-ups, and distorted the audio slightly so the voices will sound different and send it to my friend via email, the thanked me right away and 5 hours later he told me that he used it and was a great video, I was dying of laughter but kept my mouth shut.
I went over to his house the next day to break the news to him, he told me that the video was awesome (It was actually a really hot video tbh) and he used it again, at this point I was literally crying of laughter. He asked me what it was so I went on and opened the original video and showed him the face close up,
"You just fapped to your own mom bro"
and started laughing my ass off. He froze in shock but ended up coming to terms with it and ran to the bathroom and puked, he was really pissed at me, but I'm laughing uncontrollably.
To add insult to injury I jokingly said that I found his dad (His dad actually left before he was born, he has pictures of him but never met him) He laughed a little to lighten the situation
"Oh very funny *insert my name* fuck you"
I went to the video and said
"See dude, it was made in the same year you were born" (It actually was.... a strange coincidence I thought)
He said
"Fuck off dude, it's not funny"
he froze again, and walked up to his computer, and fast-forwarded to the male face, the male is Hispanic, and my friend was half Hispanic, and it was a "Creampie" video. He ran out of his room and grabbed the picture of his dad (the picture is from when his mom was pregnant, and he left on the 8th month of pregnancy) He held the picture next to the screen and started to cry.
Fuck! Fuck!! Fuck!!! It is his fucking dad, the resemblance was too close to not be....same hairstyle same looks, same color skin, WTF? I immediately felt like a complete piece of shit, I just revealed to my closest friend that his birth was a porno gone wrong! He was crying uncontrollably and left the room and grabbed his mom, pulled her in to show the video, she was shocked and got pale and started crying.
It was true.... he just fapped to his own conception, I apologized and left, I didn't even know what to say.