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I have entered a sexual relationship with my childhood bully’s mother. It’s the most incredible sex I think I’ll ever have.

    I'm 24 and male for context. As a young teen he used to gang up with his friends and bully me for literally no reason. Well we eventually grew up and school ended but honestly the bullying still fucks with me.

About 2 months ago I recognized his mom at a bar. She's one of those young and hot moms and I'm not the shy loser I used to be. She doesn't know who I am or what her son did. She was single and we hit it off and she came to my place that night and I fucked her like it was our wedding night. Even years later I fucking hate her son so much and fucking his mom has been incredible and even though I did this initially purely for revenge she's actually a wonderful person and I want to see where this goes and hopefully at least be able to be civil with him.

She told me she has a son about my age early on which I know obviously and this week she asked since we've been together for a couple months and are serious if I wanted to meet him this weekend. I said sure. We're having dinner Saturday night and I'm equally excited and nervous. I feel bad that this started as petty revenge because she deserves better than that but the fact is her son's a fucking prick and a loser. I grew up, I got in better shape, I have a decent job and make good money while he still lives with his mommy and doesn't work.

Well he's going to be in for a big surprise this weekend. She mentioned he was already uncomfortable that her new boyfriend is his age but oh man is he in for a worls of hurt. Especially when I eventually become his stepdad, move into that house and tell him he needs to either get a job or get out. As his stepdad I won't let him be a burden to his mother anymore and when he hears how vocal his mom is during sex he's going to want to move out anyway unless he enkoys hearing me breed his mother every night. This weekend is going to be great. I can't wait to see the look on his face.

    Andrew Tate Losing in Chess

      Andrew Tate copypasta
      From his IG stories
      I play online chess and sometimes I lose.

It humbles me zero.

You may be better than me at this game you autistic fuck but in the game of life you would lose me in every metric humans can possibly fathom.

You're a nerd cunt who rightfully would cower in my presence.

      If Someone Says “Why Dont You Marry It?”, Send Them This

        Why don't you marry it copypasta
        Ok (Insert Name Here), what you just said is foolish for a variety of reasons. For starters, just because I "love" something doesn't mean I have to marry it. Furthermore, it is merely absurd to even suggest marrying an inanimate object such as (insert inanimate object here). If I were to get married, it would be to a member of my own specie. Finally, I am not currently interested in marriage to begin with. I enjoy (insert hobby here) and having fun, I don't have time to keep up with a relationship. If this is an attempt at comedy, it falls flat due to the several inconsistencies and flaws that come with your suggestion so SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

        Imagine how hot it would be to date a feminist

          Dating a feminist POV
          A scenario for you: You get home from your hard job. You are happy that you made some 💶 to support your girlfriend, but she is 😡 because you make more money than what a 💁‍♀️ would have made in that same position. After she angrily tells you that, you feel hungry and 🥱 but of course she didn’t cook dinner, as that would enforce gender roles. You now have to cook 🍱 for the both of you while she tells you about how all men are pigs and only care about 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨. You sit to eat dinner as she munches loudly and burps constantly. As you are eating and watching 📺, a case of male violence appears in the news. She takes it as an opportunity to educate you and 👊 you for what men do (🥵). After you wash the 🍽, you both head upstairs to 🛏. She has to be the dominant one in order to smash the patriarchy so she 🪢 you to the bed and has it her way. When she is done, you guys finally decide to call it a day. As you try to cuddle her she threatens to report you to the 👮‍♀️ for rape. You roll to your side and eventually 😴. The next morning you wake up with her elbow in your face ready for another day of your beautiful relationship 🥰.

What i’m tryna say is, if there are any feminists here, please dm me 😩

          Femboyzinho

            oi...😳😳sou um femboyzinho rs😶😔😔queria uma otakinha baixinha pra...🐣é...😳😳 tirar minha v-virgindade😖😖 sim eu sou mto tímido👉🏻👈🏻e virgem🚫🐣se vc quiser eu posso g-gemer fininho no seu ouvido🥰😔se quiser pode me dar alguns tapas😖só s-se aproveite de m-mim na cama ok?😳

            Open English translated

            hi...😳😳I'm a little femboy lol😶😔😔I wanted a short otakinha to...🐣 yeah...😳😳 take my v-virginity😖😖 yes I'm very shy👉🏻👈🏻and a virgin🚫🐣 if you I can g-moan softly in your ear if you want  😔if you want you can slap me😖just s-enjoy m-me in bed ok?😳

            ter pau grande é horrível

              Having a big dick is horrible copypasta
              Eu especialmente sinto ódio de mulheres que dizem "quanto maior melhor", simplesmente não tem nem como caber tudo se vc tem um pau grande, machuco a minha mina sem querer, tem posições que mesmo com todo cuidado não posso fazer, quando acelero tenho o q tempo todo controlar quanto to colocando se não ela vai sentir uma dor aguda, a camisinha custa o dobro ou triplo, não tem em todo lugar (se eu me esforçar mt a normal cabe, mas no meio do sexo ela volta e fica presa só na cabeca). Eu sinto que poderia fazer muito mais com um pau pequeno, MEU QUADRIL NEM ENCOSTA NA BUNDA DELA PQ TEM MEU PAU NO MEIO.

Se vc diz q quanto maior melhor vc provavelmente nunca transou, ou pelomenos, nunca transou com alguem com o pau grande, vai tomar uma cutucada la no fundo e vai percebe q o pau na media é bem melhor

              Open English translated

              I especially hate women who say "the bigger the better", there's just no way to fit everything if you have a big dick, I accidentally hurt my girl, there are positions that even with all the care I can't do, when I accelerate I have what I want all the time control how much I'm putting it on, otherwise she'll feel a sharp pain, the condom costs double or triple, it's not everywhere (if I try hard, the normal one fits, but in the middle of sex it comes back and gets stuck only in the head). I feel like I could do so much more with a small dick, MY HIP DOESN'T TOUCH HER ASS BECAUSE IT HAS MY DICK IN THE MIDDLE.

If you say that the bigger the better you've probably never had sex, or at least, never had sex with someone with a big dick, you'll get a nudge deep inside and you'll realize that the average dick is much better