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My son wakes up to the fucking american Dad theme every FUCKING SINGLE DAY

    American Dad copypasta
    GOOD MORNING USA
    Everyday my son (14male) wake up at 7:00am to the American Dad theme song EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY I can't take it anymore it's driving me insane its driving his siblings insane he set his alarm tone to the song and I just can't take it anymore me an my wife's bedroom is right next to his we hear it everymorning a the fucking crack of dawn GOOD MORNING USA I GOT A FEELING THAT'S IT'S GONNA BE A WONDERFUL DAY can someone please give me advice to stop this

    Lil Whip 🍦 Lil Whip 🥶

      Lil Whip copypasta
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      MMMMMM 😋, Lil Whip 🍦 Lil Whip 🥶 Lil Whip 🍨, MMMMMM 😋, take your pick 🎯, take a lick 👅, just like this MMMMMM 😋, whip it up 🍧, Lil Whippin in your cup 🥤, MMMMMM 😋, lil whippin 🍦 dripping 💧flavor 🤤that’s what’s up 😎

      Is it safe to look at porn on 3DS?

        Looking at porn with Nintendo 3DS
        Hey, guys, I was just curious if I could safely look at porn on the 3DS or if I would risk getting a virus. I just upgraded to the XL and now I can it much better. I sort of feel I am addicted to porn, especially Asians, and I don't have an ipad or anything in my room. Just my Nintendo devices. I don't want to look at any crazy porn just Asians, Latinas and maybe some moderate bondage. I steer clear from the hard stuff. if anyone has experience with this I'd love to hear. Thank you.

        Minion Tampons

          Origin of the minion tampons copypasta
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          IS THIS A JOKE? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING MINION TAMPONS? BECAUSE YEAH YOU‘RE HAVING YOUR PERIOD YOU‘RE BLEEDING AGAINST YOUR WILL, SO WHY NOT SHOVE A FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? I MEAN WHAT'S NEXT? MINION DILDOS? WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO SHOVE A MINION INTO THEIR VAGINA? I SWEAR TO GOD THIS BETTER BE A FUCKING JOKE.
          Is this a joke? Minion tampons? FUCKING MINION TAMPONS? Because yeah, you're having your period. You're bleeding against your will, so why not JUST SHOVE A FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA. I mean, whats next? MINION DILDOS? WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO SHOVE A MINION INTO THEIR VAGINA. I swear to god, this better be a fucking joke.

          Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell

            User "shittymorph" popularized the nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell copypasta
            shittymorph copypasta
            nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.
            but don't let it distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

            Nikocado Avocado tweet

              Nikocado tweet copypasta
              Slam your cock into my Fat GAPING Wet Ass GUSSY Bussy … it be talkin’ and spittin’ , queefing from big juicy cocks😛😛💦💦 * dirty cum farts for cum sluts *😈