You know Komi from the Netflix anime Komi Can’t communicate? I want to fuck her so bad. She is so curvy and she’s so perfect in every way. I would do hardcore anal, deep throat and make her ass and pussy hurt for the next few months. SHE WOULD BE DISABLED AND MENTALLY RETARDED AFTER THIS. AFTER ALL, SHE COULDN’T ASK FOR HELP. BECAUSE SHE CANT COMMUNICATE!
I (29M) happen to be a prolific music artist (I shall not reveal my identity for privacy purposes) truly care for my admirers but I have always encouraged them to break all rules and destroy public property whenever I command them to do so
Recently, at a music festival I held, I had to keep costs tight to ensure I could add onto the continuous supply of steady and abundant money I have been receiving thanks to my neat little brand endorsements, nothing big, just a burger joint and a little video game. Out of their poor judgment, they managed to hurt themselves in the crowd at my all fun and entertainment for all concert, as I continued to perform with their "antics" in the background. They also entered the stadium in abundant numbers, and I had previously tweeted that people who didn't pay for tickets were free to enter if they managed to make it in. I did this as a token of courtesy, but now people are saying I endangered young lives
I continued to rap on stage and my frequent collaborator (35M) who is my mentor's (44M) arch-nemesis and I had a jolly good time performing our little tune about people in a feverish guise of behavior. I saw ambulances entering the venue from afar and heard fans scream for me to conclude the show but I was clumsy and I assumed they were joking, was this wrong? I lacked the judgment to sense something went catastrophically wrong and continued to scream my lungs out as the fans did the same, albeit in a more somber tone, which I couldn't make out why. I hummed into my microphone as my fans' lifeless body was crowdsurfed in front of me.
We continued with our concert as my key goal was to fulfill all my sponsor goals and end it on my terms. We even let some fireworks go as people were being crushed on the grounds. I was totally unaware of this!
I went home, brushed my teeth, and slept in the comfort of my multi-million dollar mansion. The next morning, I saw reports that people had passed away at my concert, impossible, I thought they were pretending. In 29 years of living this is the first time I might be an asshole. So I decided to ask reddit, where the intellectuals of the world reside.
So Reddit, AITA?
You ever think about how the actor for her is just waiting to be fucked by Hollywood stars. Once she gets an invitation to Hollywood she will get bred by all the dominant men in Hollywood. Her ass will be fucked by so many Hollywood actors. There’s no way she won’t try some western cock. Her body is perfect for breeding. Skinny and fit. There’s no way no man in Hollywood won’t try and bang her. Her lips are perfect to suck cock. Fuck I wish I was famous enough to meet her.
i am a fully grown adult cannot fathom why you imbeciles have the impulse to say "nice" when you see 69 because I the fully grown adult personally have acquired the ability to suck my own dick and ipso facto do not see any niceties in a number that implies my own hindrance.
My girlfriend has chosen a nickname, out of nowhere, for my penis. She has chosen, for some god forsaken reason, to call it 'princess little piddles'. I have no idea where she got this name but it's not the most manly nickname, and honestly, I don't even have a nickname for it so why should she?? Every time she calls it by her nickname, I feel ashamed!
Am I the asshole for making her stop calling it that? Or should I just let her keep it up? I'm afraid this waking nightmare may never end.
UPDATE: I spoke with my girlfriend regarding this nickname fiasco. She informed me that it was not the princess that was little, it was the piddles that were little. That didn't make me feel much better tho.
I offered another nickname, per another user, "princess big and long piddles" but she said that was a mouthful. We compromised on allowing me to pick a nickname for her penis. Thanks everyone.
Aye yo, lemme get a B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A🅱️oneless 🅱️izza™Can I get a...
🅱️🅾️NELESS 🅱️ℹ️💤🅰️ WI🅱️ A 2L OF 🅱️OKE
Tf kind of pizza? And... 2L MACHINE 🅱️ROKE We got 1L tho
The fuck you mean 🅱️
Look let me get my shit 🅱️🅾️NELESS
Uh dawg pizza don't got bone on it
The fuck did I just say then
You said LEMME GET IT 🅱️ONELESS Like pizza got a damn bone on it
YALL GOT 🅱️🅾️NES IN YA SHIT THEN
DICK HEAD👋 ni🅱️🅱️a tell me how the fuck pizza can be boneless
if it don't got bone on it, iss 🅱️🅾️NELESS
kid what school do you go to
I don't understand the problem... Just make my shit 🅱️🅾️NELESS DEADASS
IM DEADASS NOT MAKING THIS 🅱️IZZA-Ya pizza what u want?
-lemme get uhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS pizza wit a 2 liter of coke
-fuk kind of pizza?? and 2 LITER MACHINE BROKE, we got 1 liter tho
-fuk u mean B? aight look lemme get that pizza BONELESS.
-uh? pizza dont got bone on it.
-tf did i just say then
-you said, lemme get it BONELESS like pizza got a dam bone in it.
-yall got bones in ya sht then
-nah
-so whats the problem
-D1CK HEAD name one pizza that got bone on it
-just dont put them shts in my pizza bruh how many times i gotta say it
-bruh just explain to me how the fuk pizza can be boneless?
-if it dont got bone in it iss BONELESS.
-son what school u go to
-dawg i don't understand the problem just make my sht boneless Deadass
-Im deadass not making this pizza..