I am not a native English speaker and on other forums, you could get torn apart for not using correct grammar and punctuation. But on Reddit? They are nearly extinct due to people mass downvoting them. I miss them because they were basically free English lessons. I made nearly 800+ comments here on Reddit and no one has bothered correcting my shitty grammar:((. Oh well, I guess I should just go back to improving my grammar through reading books.
DANCING 🕺💃WALKING 🚶🚷 REARRANGING FURNITURE 🪑🛋️ BABS IS 👵 SHOPPING 🛍️ I LET THE BIRD OUT OF THE CAGE 🦅🐓DANCING🕺🏻WALKING🚶🏻♂️REARRANGING FURNITURE 🪑 BABS IS 👵🏼SHOPPING 🛒 I LET THE BIRD OUT OF THE CAGE 🦅DANCING 🕺 WALKING 🚶♂️REARRANGING FURNITURE 🪑 BABS IS SHOPPING 🛍 I LET THE BIRD OUT OF THE CAGE 🦅DANCING WALKING❗❗🗣🗣DANCING, WALKING
REARRANGING FURNITURE,
BABS IS SHOPPING,
I LET THE BIRD OUT OF THE CAGE🛑⚠️‼️ ALERT ‼️ WARNING ‼️⚠️🛑 IT IS JANUARY 31ST‼️THIS IS THE LAST DAY OF THE MONTH‼️🤯😳😱 NEXT UP ☝️☝️☝️ FEBRUARY 😰🥶🤮 ‼️BETTER GET YOUR ❤️ 💕 VALENTINE'S DAY 💕 ❤️ GIFTS NOW‼️ SO YOU 🛑DON'T🛑 DISAPPOINT 😢😔😓 YOUR LOVED ONES 🥰 BECAUSE YOU'RE A FORGETFUL 🤔😬 FUCK 🤬‼️ HOW HARD 🧐🤔 IS IT TO SET A REMINDER ANYWAY⁉️❓❗ OUR PHONES HAVE INTEGRATED CALENDARS 📆🗓️ MFER‼️ ⚠️🛑‼️ IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO GET LAID IN TWO WEEKS, HEED MY WARNING ‼️🛑⚠️
When you have a bad day, give up. Go home and sleep. Fuck it. Try again tomorrow. Not every bad day can become a good day. Some days are fucked and cannot be unfucked. When you have a day that is fucked beyond repair, that is the universe speaking to you; sending you a message, listen to the universe. Go home. Save your energy. Tomorrow is another day. For now, just fucking chill
Ayo EDP (Edward Dickle Pants) Tell me why your ears are in the nether and yo eyebrows on max brightness and yo neck is in incognito mode boy you look like the muffin mans drug dealer boy you got a level 6 diglet stickin out the top of yo head boy. You look like you got baptized in the chum bucket yo momma used bakugons as anal beads you lost yo virginity to an armadillo on a trampoline in mid air. Ayo shut yo indian cricket, ribbit ribbit, spinner fidget, stupid midget, genji main, mega brain, grandpa beat you with a cane, half eaten onion ring, Burger King, mustard packet, ups employee of the month, waluigi, dirty squeegee, lil nas X hey panini run my dick you’ll see a genie, demon slayer, howdy neighbor, 353 pound Fortnite player looking ass up boy. Open my mouth and take my cupcake. Now swallow it….. good job here hold on let me burp you. Bum ahh boy ayo here’s yo months rent. BUM AHH BOY
God why can’t this be me? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK. My rage will never be satiated, the hatred that grows within me will never be tamed by Kikuri’s hand beating against my body. This world is cruel and pointless, God himself has condemned me to this disgusting cockroach planet with nothing. I’m tortured by the view into a better world while being condemned to this godforsaken planet. I hate it so much, I can’t take being here anymore. Every second without Kikuri assaulting me and calling me slurs before hatefucking is a second of pointlessness and agony. Every second without her threatening to smash my fucking skull in as I sob and beg for her to stop is the worst pain any human being can experience. My pain is constant and sharp, and I don’t wish for a better world for anyone.