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    🗣 HEY all my money 💰 hungry SLUTS 😩 we are bag 💼 chasing 🏃‍♀️ in 2023!!! So stop grinding on that DICK 🍆 and start grinding for that DOUGH 🍞🤑 We know you work HARD😩😰for that ca$h 💵 so make that ca$h 💵 work HARDER for you 🫡😈 deposit that LOAD 💦 of money💰 into a brokerage account 🏦 and watch it grow 🍌😳 contribution limits to Roth IRAs are $6.5k in 2023 🤯🤑 take it all at once if you can handle it 😤🥵 or put a little in each month 🤏 🗓 either way you’re still growing that bread 🥖 with cumPOUNDING 💦 interest 💰💸 make your DADDY proud 🥰 by putting your money 💵 where your mouth 👄 is 😩😮 send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest 🤫🤩 money👅😋 hungry hoes 😻 get 0️⃣ back and you’re just another Bernie Madoff 🫣 BROKIE 😣🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏼 get 5️⃣ back and you’ll be HOWLING 🐺 all night long like the wolf of Wall Street 😫😌 get 1️⃣5️⃣ 🙀 back and you’ll be having a Warren BUFFET of all the COCK 🍆 and CASH 💰 you want in 2023 😝😍🤑

    So as a joke, I went to my friend’s house wearing Pekora’s wig and clothes.

      The infamous Pekora copypasta

      Its the infamous Pekora copypasta that started from 4chan /vt/ board and became a meme. The original version contain numerous typo error which some users fixed themselves later on.

      So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing Pekora's wig and clothes. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made mde feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Yep peko."

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter peko?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted "Oh God, Pekora!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.

His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I'm not fucking straight." But he still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'ms till Pekora."

      Different formatting & typo fix

      So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing Pekora's wig and clothes. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Yep peko." He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter peko?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted "Oh God, Pekora!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came. His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I'm not fucking straight." But he still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Pekora."

      I’m Pomu

        So during my first smester in uni I met a pretty chill guy, he noticed that I watched vtubers and we bonded over that. I asked him who were his favorites and he named off a lot of male chuubas. I also listed some of mine and told him that probably my favorite one was Pomu. Eventually we became pretty close friends and did basically everything together. He started going to the gym with me, which shocked me a bit, because he is a pretty skinny guy. He really didn't have to work out, since he was blonde and had soft facial features, which made a lot of the girls and even some teachers have a crush on him. Even with all of this attention he remained single.

As the months passed I noticed that he only came with me to the gym when we had leg day. But I didn't question him, I didn't want to sound like some gymrat. I also noticed that he started to let his hair grow, but then again a lot of people do duting uni.

When Halloween came, I told him that I was gonna stay at home and just play smash, since was low on cash and couldn't afford a costume. He seemed pretty happy about that so we went with my plan.

Even though I told him not to, he brought a couple of six packs of corona and also a bottle of vodka. Two hours in and we were already pretty drunk. He told me to wait for him and so I did.

15 minutes passed and out of the bathroom I saw him come out. His face was flushed and he was wearing a Pomu cosplay. Trembling he just said "I'm Pomu", while gulped.

I couldn't control myself. I got up and put my hand under his chin before I started kissing him. We made out for like 20 minutes straight, before he took off the dresss, only leaving him in the transparent and tight black bodysuit, as well as the blue ribbon on his head. I ripped the material and rubbed my cock against his soft meatbuns. Only until then I noticed just how soft and thick they were. My cock throbbed against his tight bussy and I could even see the bulge in her suit, as he just looked up to me, while panting.

We used a whole box of condoms. It was already 3 am and I was breathing heavily in the room only lit by the screen that we forgot to turn off. He pulled my sleeve and I turned to him, only to see him pour my thick nut inside of his mouth.

"Let's keep this as our secret, ok?" He said before we went to sleep and cuddled together

        Does this girl like me?

          Ok so on one hand, she keyed my car and ripped up my chem homework. And then there's the time she recorded a video of her friends yelling at me until I started crying. She also constantly slaps me in the face. On the other hand, she's really attractive.

I'm just so confused. I don't know if she's playing hard to get or if she genuinely doesn't like me. I'm not sure if I should try to pursue her or just move on. I mean, I know I should let her actions affect my decision, but she is really attractive.

          Watamote is possibly the most drawn out manga in existence

            Watamote is possibly the most drawn out manga in existence It starts out with the loser girl, ok, It's cute, then, after the anime storyline, she makes some friends in the manga, good! then, they contionusly add yuri to it, making Yuri (the character) more and more possesive of Tomoko, Ucchi in denial of being a homo, however, instead of developing these relationships, they just kept adding more and more characters, characters that add fucking nothing to the story, no one cares about the 13th Asuka friend, or better yet no one cares about Asuka, It's just more and more characters appearing and going "wow this loser is not so bad after all!" for 100 chapters, this fucking MANGA SUCKS Ucchi would have had sex a cockpillion times by now if Oda were the mangaka.

            Cocktic Christmas

              Hey there you pewbic preachers 🥵 🤲 🤤 🙏 ⛪️ 👅 you cross bearing cocksuckers ✝️ 🥴 ✊🏻 🍆 💦 💦 ⛪️ you kinky clergymen 🤵🏻+ 👩🏽 = ✝️💦 🛌 😏 it’s time to get nailed 🔨 💨 😩 🥵 railed 👨🏻+ 👨🏻 + 👩🏽 = 🚂 😓 and impaled 👉🏻 👌🏻 😉 ♾️ like the hoely spirit 👻 & 💁🏻‍♀️ + 💁🏻‍♀️ = ✂️ 🍑 😋 this year 📅 because it’s Cocktic Christmas 🎅🏾 ✊🏻 🥖 💦 🤶🏼 🦌 🦌 🎄 🌲 🧝 So if you’re down to copt a feel 👋🏻 🍑 & 🍒 👁️🫦👁️during cuntfession 🦵🏻♦️🦵🏻 🖐️ 🐸 🖐️👅👅👅 🦵🏻🪰🦵🏻 then seek those naughty nuns 👩🏽 💁🏻‍♀️ ✂️ 🚿 🥵 that’ll repent 🙏 and bent 👋🏻👁️👅👁️🖖🏻all down the chimney 🪵 🌲 💨 🔥 🤤 It’s been a cold 🥶 🧊 and wet 💦 🌊 winter ❄️ so far, but as the floods ⛰️ 🌊 ☠️ come, it’s time to embark 🤠 👋🏻 🍑 on the ark 🛶 💦 😈 and ride 🐎 that wooden winter splinter 🎅🏾 🌲 💨 😮‍💨😮‍💨all queefinox long 🌞 🌚 🌝 = 🛌🔞🔞 🤫 Hoepefully you can leave a nudge smudge 🥕 🍒 💦 👄 before heavenly daddy 👨🏻 🥵 judge thee to seven minutes ⌛️ in hoely heaven. 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ 🏝️ 😌 Don’t forget to dickorate 🍆 🫦 😏 the tree 🌲 🪵 🐿️ 🥜 🍼 💦 🥛 so that you can savor that sweet spruce juice 🪵 🥛 🤤 until you get to scratch an itch from Ms. Claws 😜 👅 🦵🏻 🦞 🦵🏻 🌚Send this to 10 pussyhound priests ✝️ 👦🏻 👨🏻 👉🏻 👌🏻 ⛪️🔞🔞to get your crucifix baptized✝️🍼💦💦🤤Or else, the only thing nailed 🔨 🥊 🦵🏻 🐠 🦵🏻 🤢 will have been from 2023 years ago 👼 ☁️ ☀️ ✝️🧖🏻‍♂️