As a teen I once went to the beach with my family on a hot summer day. When I was eating ice cream I noticed there was a 4/5 chick with big boobs sunbathing. I got so horny that I needed to jack off immediately.
I changed to my swimwear and swam under a pier where no one could see me. I masturbated there for a while.
While I'm busting it I hear screaming from the beach but I'm so horny I don't care.
When I was climaxing a loud siren gets close. When I come I get out of my hiding spot. On the beach are a firetruck, police car and an ambulance.
I fear someone has died, so I get to the beach fast. I see my parents speaking to a police officer. They notice me and just bolt in my direction.
My mom hugs and kisses me. I'm like wtf man. I ask them and they say that they thought I had drowned, so they called 911.
There I stand, everyone watching me in silence with my still erect penis protruding from my pants.
Gangsters be like: โ๐๐๐คโ๐โ๐ค๐คฒ๐๐ค๐โ๐๐ค๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ค๐คโ๐๐๐๐๐ค๐ค๐โ๐ค๐๐๐ค๐ค๐๐คโ๐๐๐ค๐๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐๐๐๐๐ค๐๐๐ค๐ค๐๐
Yo, Biden. This is from Xi. Glory to the ccp๐จ๐ณ๐จ๐ณ
The U.S. is a shithole
Because it's your butthole
The mightiest man in the world
Who can't remember a word
You feel like you're omnipotent
But in reality you're just impotent
An adult man who can't ride a bike
Gas prices rising, ya'll soon hitchhike
Elections nearing, republicans rising
Bitch boy biden's democrats in a crisis
Impossible to attract new voters
When your plans appeal only to fat losers
Your nation celebrates pride
Here gays look for places to hide
Can't get it straight without a pile of blue pills
Or even with a room full of small young girls
The chinese man's dick may be small
But at least he can see it, you fat wall
Blm, you let the protesters run loose
Meanwhile here they're hanging in a noose
A red sun rises in the sky
Our country sings with pride
China first, America last
Try to cope with that fact
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M4A [ASMR ROLEPLAY] Submissive Femboy yandere catboy tsundere bully boyfriend apologizes for accidentally kissing you [Spicy] [Enemies to Lovers] [Kissing] [Heavy Breathing] [Apology] [Wholesome] [18+] [Getting Married] [Confession]
OwO Listenew-san I'm s-sowwy that i kissed u. UwU.. Baka w-wistenew senpai-sama i... I wove u... เซฎโธโธ> ฬซ <โธโธ แ I have woved u fow a vewy wong time. <33 ๏ฝฅ**๏พ:: แตฬโกหณเณซหโโผโฟ โก โฟโผ แตฬโกหณเณซหโ:๏พ: UwU Listenew-san... Let's get mawwied wistenew sama, i wove u. I think u awe vewy hot. I want to wove u. Buwt i can't. I'm a cat, and u awe a huwman. I'm sowwy. ๏ฝฅ**๏พ:: แตฬโกหณเณซหโโผโฟ โก โฟโผ แตฬโกหณเณซหโ:๏พ: u kiss the catboy what?? UwU youw fuwckew now i'm gonna die what the fuwcking heww i hate u, baka. bwuwshes this isn't appwopwiate. Youw awe a huwman. We shouwwdn't. ๏ฝฅ**๏พ:: แตฬโกหณเณซหโโผโฟ โก โฟโผ แตฬโกหณเณซหโ:๏พ: youw kiss the catboy again Nyaaah~โกโกโก Youw wittwe piece of shit, don't u dawe to kiss me again. wooks at u with miwd angew and cwies ๏ฝฅ**๏พ:: แตฬโกหณเณซหโโผโฟ โก โฟโผ แตฬโกหณเณซหโ:๏พ: Do u want to get mawwied baka? UwU UwU i hate u. Youw wittwe shit. Let's get mawwied. Uwu. kisses u nyaah~โกโกโก... i wove u. takes u cwothes off uwu.. kyaaaahhhhh.....เซฎโธโธ> ฬซ <โธโธ แ
[SPICY 18+ PART IN MY PATREON]
OwO Listenew-san I'm s-sowwy that i kissed u. UwU.. Baka w-wistenew senpai-sama i... I wove u... เซฎโธโธ> ฬซ <โธโธ แ I have woved u fow a vewy wong time. <33 ๏ฝฅ**๏พ:: แตฬโกหณเณซหโโผโฟ โก โฟโผ แตฬโกหณเณซหโ:๏พ: UwU Listenew-san... Let's get mawwied wistenew sama, i wove u. I think u awe vewy hot. I want to wove u. Buwt i can't. I'm a cat, and u awe a huwman. I'm sowwy. ๏ฝฅ**๏พ:: แตฬโกหณเณซหโโผโฟ โก โฟโผ แตฬโกหณเณซหโ:๏พ: u kiss the catboy what?? UwU youw fuwckew now i'm gonna die what the fuwcking heww i hate u, baka. bwuwshes this isn't appwopwiate. Youw awe a huwman. We shouwwdn't. ๏ฝฅ**๏พ:: แตฬโกหณเณซหโโผโฟ โก โฟโผ แตฬโกหณเณซหโ:๏พ: youw kiss the catboy again Nyaaah~โกโกโก Youw wittwe piece of shit, don't u dawe to kiss me again. wooks at u with miwd angew and cwies ๏ฝฅ**๏พ:: แตฬโกหณเณซหโโผโฟ โก โฟโผ แตฬโกหณเณซหโ:๏พ: Do u want to get mawwied baka? UwU UwU i hate u. Youw wittwe shit. Let's get mawwied. Uwu. kisses u nyaah~โกโกโก... i wove u. takes u cwothes off uwu.. kyaaaahhhhh.....เซฎโธโธ> ฬซ <โธโธ แ
[SPICY 18+ PART IN MY PATREON]
When I send a meme on the group chat I expect every single person on the group chat to react to the meme. Especially if I tag you in the meme I expect you to write a heartfelt message of atleast 200 words about what the meme means to you. If I tag you multiple times in a meme I don't care if I send the meme at 2am or 4am or 3pm I will need you to turn on push notifications for the group chat so that when I tag you in a meme you will show the meme to everyone you are with at that point in time. I don't care if its your mom, dad, coworker or therapist. You better be showing them the meme I tagged you in and explaining to them how good of a friend I am. I know a few of you in the group chat are angry that I found out where you live and where your siblings live. But that is not an excuse for not responding to my memes. I carefully curate each meme based on each one of your personalities. I make sure to crop out the reddit footer or erase any part of the meme that could make the meme seem unfunny to you. After this I expect all 33 of you in this group chat to write to me a formal apology for your behaviour. If you refuse to do so i will have to look for your house using Google maps and the little information I have about your whereabouts. Afterwards I will be printing out memes and putting them in your letter box. If you still refuse to apologise to me I will have to embarras you by buying sex toys and delivering it to your neighbours in your name and make it look like a "mistake by the FedEx employee", your neighbours will have to hand deliver the sextoy to you or will secretly judge you. Not to mention the several of you that still live with your parents that will no longer be accepted in your household
