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Killer fish from San Diego

    The origin of Killer Fish meme
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    Killer fish.. Killer fish from San Diego.. I don't know what I am, but I taste really good! I'm a killer fish! Hello! I'll be your killer fish for the evening, Thank you.

    Woah, do you really want to play ALL THESE POWERS against the Awakened One

      Awakened One copypasta in Slay the Spire

      Its a copypasta for the Awakened One in Slay the Spire. For context, powers make the Awakened One boss stronger when you play them hence this meme.

      Woah, do you really want to play ALL THESE POWERS against the Awakened One, whom I must remind you, will gain not one but two strength EVERY TIME you play a power? You better watch your step during this particular boss fight!

      I fucking hate greninja

        Greninja copypasta from PokemonTGCP
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        I play ranked and I see that little piece of shit froakie on the opponent's bench turn 1 and I feel like conceding out of principal. Stupid fucking greninja bench sniping. I can't even watch the pokemon anime anymore without skipping every single frame Greninja's in fucking freak of a pokemon. He doesn't even have that big of a HP pool or attack strength the little shit just sits there and snipes and some asshole with a Cyrus comes swooping in like iron man or some shit. Stupid fucking greninja. I can't stand it. Greninja is a pokemon for cowards. If Pokemon were real I'd start hunting froakies for sport

        i also mainly play lash and the only counterplay was someone else picking lash

          Lash from Deadlock
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          i also mainly play lash and the only counterplay was someone else picking lash which ruined my match as a whole because i was tearing myself apart between being annoyed by lash but also not being able to say anything bad because i was too enamored by watching lash fly down from heavens tits first and kick my face in with his boot as i could do nothing more than wish i could say "thank you" but i couldnt. because he broke my jaw. and my hands were too busy to use ASL because i was rubbing my shit crazy style before lash finished me off. by killing me, of course. not in the other, perverted sense.

          Toby Fox confirms “Undertale” and “Deltarune” are were once they are did

            🚨 Toby Fox confirms “Undertale” and “Deltarune” are were once they are did.

They became the first ever to have the first as in the era of that when of a digital gaming and the media began.

Congratulations ❤️

            Hazbin Hotel

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            🚨 spindlehorse confirms “hazbin hotel” are were once they are did.

it became the first ever to have the first as in the era of that when of an animated pilot and the media began.

congrats 🎉

            Vampire SUrvivors

            🚨 Vampire Survivors is going even when there will be they are 🚨

There will be some gaming that they will then Poe and there believe even when there is when there are

We at poncle are excited now shall that when them are ready 🧄
            🚨 League of Legends officially confirms that Faker are there were once he are did.  

He became the first ever to have the FIRST as in the era of that when of a physical competition and the media began.  

Congratulations Faker! 👍🐐

            Fuck every iPhone user

              Fuck every iPhone user
              byu/Raven_Bubbles inandroidcirclejerk

              Its a ragebait post by u/Raven_Bubbles meant to provoke Iphone fans that was posted in the android circlejerk sub.

              Fuck every iPhone user 

I don’t even care anymore.

I’m not explaining a fucking thing.

I’m not spoon-feeding originality to people whose entire personality is a mirror selfie with a triple-camera brick. You people wouldn’t know individuality if it AirDropped itself onto your lock screen.

Then you’ll run off to gush about your “cinematic mode” like it’s Spielberg, post another 4K slow-mo of a latte, and pretend it’s art. And when someone points out Android did it first, you scream “green bubbles!” like that magically makes your half-charged Lightning cable suddenly cutting edge.

Just fuck off.

I don’t care that you think “the ecosystem” is sacred. I don’t care if a phone is “iconic.” I don’t care that your favorite slab of glass has the same design for six years straight. I don’t care about your holy Dynamic Island that’s just a hole Apple rebranded. I don’t care if you think buying a new color every September is innovation. I don’t care about your notch, your MagSafe ring, your battery pack shaped like a tumor. I don’t care that you brag about iMessage like it’s a religion while being chained to iCloud ransom storage.

I care about progress. About people who actually want new ideas, not just the same overpriced rectangle with an extra lens.

You’re the most emotionally fragile, status-starved consumers on earth. Everything hinges on your need to feel superior while waiting in line at the Apple Store for the same phone with a new wallpaper.

You want a community that claps for every recycled feature, buries criticism, and calls that “courage.” You’re not advancing tech, you’re embalming it.

You’re traitors to innovation. Archivists of stagnation. Priests of the dead-Steve cult.

Fuck off, you’re not visionaries.

EDIT: You think I’m mad because I don’t “get it?” No. I’ve been online since before the original iPhone keynote. I’ve seen Jobs actually drop jaws on stage, not just Cook read specs off a teleprompter. I’ve used phones that gave you headphone jacks, chargers in the box, and features without paywalls. So yeah, real user. Not a status junkie with a fruit logo fetish. Get fucked.