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Has fromsoft gone woke?

    From a Reddit comment shitposting on the fact that Fromsoft has gone woke with the release of Shadow of the Erdtree DLC for Elden Ring. 

    Let me preface this by saying that I am not, and I repeat, not bad at souls games. In fact, I've played this genre since before it was a genre. So I know how to play these games, and how much you normally struggle when playing new ones. Now, all that out if the way, i am going to come out and say it. This dlc is really, really bad.

The world design is amazing, sure, and the bosses are really cool. But I have a different problem, one that you can't just learn the attack timing of.

I hate the gay people in this dlc. I have always been extremely homophobic, and the souls series might have put a bit of gayness here and there, but it was never this pronounced. Has fromsoft gone woke?

They try to mask it with incest, but it's not the same as brother and sister playing around (which is fine, completely normal). Brothers playing around is wrong, because it is a sin. In a familial situation, some sexual tension is natural but never towards other men. Me and my sister took baths together until we were in our late teens, but if I did that with my dad, or if I had a brother and saw him naked, that would be immoral and wrong.

The fact that fromsoft is pushing this makes me extremely uncomfortable, and I need them to change it. It ruins the entire dlc and pits a bad taste in my mouth, a worse taste than that time my mom accidentally peed in my mouth. And let me tell you, that woman's piss stank something fierce. Thats how serious this is.

Please, think of my religion. I dont care if you are some chinese or korean developers or something, you should nautraly, instinctively know that God wouldn't want this, Jesus wouldn't want this, and I'm sure Saint Trump wouldn't want this. 🙏

    uhhhh csm is so confusing

      uhhhh csm is so confusing

i don't know if i'm dumb but csm has gotten reallyyyyyy confusing lately. like i have vols 1-13 and i don't even know if i want them. It's like dead weight dawg 😭🙏🏾 Like quanxi and her harem confused me soo much bruh. Not to mention after aki died (rip dawg, my man is still alive in my heart.) and the chapters after shit got so weird. And when denji ATE makima and said it was an "act of love"! And wtf is asa and yorus situation? Like i seriously don't understand it😭 And the denji hero of hell and pochita 😭🙏🏾 AND CHAINSAW CHURCH!! It's going off the rails bruh. That's way jjba the goat dawg 😭🙏🏾 Araki knows good powerscaling and csm is booty cheek compared. Sorry about this rant. Can someone explain??

edit: sorry if i sound dumb or something, but we should all agree that csm has gotten a lil silly.

      ATTENTION: YOU ARE NOT GOTH.

        Nice clothes and makeup, loser. Oh, you’re expressing yourself? You’re having fun? Well I’m going to stop you right there, because we both know goth is a music based subculture and I can tell from looking at you that you don’t listen to any goth bands. Depeche Mode and Joy Division? Don’t make me laugh. The Sisters of Mercy? Andrew Eldritch himself says they’re not goth, are you saying you know better than him? Siouxsie and the Banshees? Oh, I’m terribly sorry to inform you that they were straightforward post punk, who then sold out to the mainstream and became alternative pop. Don’t see the word goth anywhere in that sentence, I’m afraid. Rosetta Stone, the Merry Thoughts, Fields of the Nephilim? You may not be aware of this, but all so-called “gothic rock” bands were simply ripping off the Sisters of Mercy while bringing no creativity or value to the table whatsoever. And as we have already established, the Sisters of Mercy are not goth. Bauhaus? Just because they wrote a song about a vampire they must be goth, huh? I won’t even bother to address that, but I will gladly let you know that Bauhaus clearly is not a goth band, since there was no goth genre yet when they were in existence. It’s really not complicated at all. And the Cocteau Twins are popular again, so obviously they’re not goth. You really are stupid, aren’t you? Oh okay, something more modern? Vision Video, Urban Heat? Oh please. Just plain new wave poorly masquerading as goth. It’s honestly insulting. Drab Majesty? With that instrumentation? Give me a fucking break. London After Midnight were never goth, and they certainly aren’t now. There’s something here you seem to be missing. It’s not about having fun, or listening to music you like, because I hate to burst your little bubble, but you’re not supposed to like goth music. Listening to it should be a chore! You’ve got to suffer through every minute in order to earn the right to wear those cool clothes of yours! But uh oh, you seem to be out of luck. Goth music isn’t real. Nowhere on this Earth exists real goth music. Well, nowhere except on my bandcamp page, where you can find my 102-minute demo tape. And yes, it’s also produced by yours truly. You’re welcome. Of course, you still won’t be a real goth until you can recite the lyrics of 5 songs each from 10 goth bands in 15 subgenres, but that’s okay. You can just call yourself darkly inclined. And also a dumb loser.

        This is Firefly🤖210 Speed🦿450 Break Effect

          Based on the “This is K’Sante” copypasta that started from a pro LoL player’s (Showmaker) stream. 

          This is Firefly🤖210 Speed🦿450 Break Effect 🦾 Extra 50% Break Efficiency from Ult 🤷‍♂️ Unstoppable🚫 can bypass toughness 🛡 Can self heal ❤️‍🩹 Insane AOE 💥 Braindead single target ☝Ult lasts 4 turns too 🕐 skill gives 60 Energy 🧙‍♂️ 
          이것은 파이어플라이🤖 속도🦿 450 파괴 효과🦾 추가 50% 파괴 효율 궁극기에서🤷‍♂️ 막을 수 없음🚫, 강인함을 뚫을 수 있음 🛡 자가 치유 가능 ❤️‍🩹 강력한 범위 공격 💥 단일 타겟 공격은 단순 ☝ 궁극기는 4턴 동안 지속 🕐 스킬 사용 시 60 에너지를 얻음 🧙‍♂️

          In terms of male human and female chess breeding, The pawn…

            Parody of the Vaporeon copypasta but changed to chess specifically the pawn.

            Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female chess breeding, The pawn is the most compatible chess piece for humans? Not only are they capable of transitioning into other pieces, which is usually the queen, The pawn are an average of 5 cm’ tall and 15 grams, this means they’re large enough to be able handle average reddit users dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to En passant, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly En passant based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Pawn would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Foward, Capture, promote, and En passant, along with not having fur to hide their material, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities En passant and Capture, they can easily commit acts of vore. No other chess piece comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your pawn turn white. Pawn is literally built for human dick.