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I’m sick of Magic Bullet Outis

    Magic Bullet Outis copypasta

    Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Magic Bullet Outis from Limbus Company.

    I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Magic Bullet Outis. I try to play Regret Faust. My Magic Bullet Outis deals more damage. I try to play Wild Hunt Heathcliff. My Magic Bullet Outis deals more damage. I try to play Manager Don Quixote. My Magic Bullet Outis deals more damage. I want to play burn. The best team needs Magic Bullet Outis. I want to play Captain Ishmael and Blade Lineage Meursault - they both want Magic Bullet Outis. She grabs me by the throat. I save for her. I pull for her. I give her all the SP support passives. She isn't satisfied. I shard Dawn Office Sinclair. "I don't need this much burn count" she tells me. "Give me more magic bullets." She grabs LCCB Ryoshu and forces her onto the bench for the support passive. "You just need to double slot me. I can deal more damage with Magic Bullet E.G.O." I can't pull for magic bullet E.G.O. I don't have enough lunacy. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end" She takes aim with her E.G.O. weapon. She says "I remember the day when it offered me the contract." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, AOE dark flame application. What a cruel world.

    Hear me out. All signs point to Kim Kitsuragi being a serial killer.

      Kim Kitsuragi from Disco Elysium
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      I was just replaying the game today and couldn't shake this feeling after investigating the corpse of the working class woman's husband.

Why is Kim so dismissive of the possibility that the man was shoved while drunk? Usually Kim is willing to explore all avenues but he seems to very quickly write this death off as an "accident" related to drinking. Almost as if he is trying to stifle any further investigation. He even cuts Harry off when calling into the station to report the body to be sure no further field autopsy is completed.

The force required to crack a skull like that isn't generated during a typical slip and fall incident. It seems more likely that someone stalked the man after seeing him drunk and pounced when he was at his most vulnerable point. Kim has the training and ability to tail a potential victim and stage the crime scene so that it looks like an accident.

The timing makes sense. At the point you find the body Kim has been in Martinaise for long enough and Harry was completely out after his bender during the exact time the "accident" took place. Even if the body is discovered later than day 3 Kim could have easily done it. Harry is able to participate in mischief after Kim goes to sleep, who says Kim isn't able to committ murder while Harry is arguing with Mr. Limbic and Reptile Brain? Naive fools, that's who.

Finally, Kim lets it slip that he has seen this before multiple times. Really Kim? How often does this specific incident happen. He doesn't say that sometimes it's acute poisoning. He says he's seen this exact situation multiple times. I think this is an unintentional admission that Kim is a sequence killer who has been stalking the ultra drunks of Revachol, waiting until they are too intoxicated to notice his approach and then pushes them with such force they crack their skulls and die. If he fails to kill them the drunks are so far gone they can't even remember what happened, let alone identify Kim as the assailant. And to top it all off when the body finally is found, Kim comes, investigates the crime scene, and finds no foul play. It's the perfect crime with the perfect cover up.

Sorry to break this to all the fans of Kim Kitsuragi. All signs point to Kim being a brutal serial killer of drunks. Kim's five steps ahead playing 27D chess while everyone else is playing tic tac toe and trying to find their gun.

Harry better watch his back before he ends up having an "unfortunate" fall.

      Please end my SUFFERING

        Please end my SUFFERING
        byu/DeusExPersona inthefinals
        Listen here you absolute DEGENERATES, do you have ANY IDEA what kind of PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE you're causing by playing Light class?! I am LITERALLY SHAKING with pure, unfiltered RAGE every time I see one of these mosquito sized MENACES zipping around the map!!

The AUDACITY of Light players thinking they're skilled when they're just abusing these BROKEN MECHANICS! Oh wow, you got a kill with your LH1?? slow clap Must be REALLY HARD with literally ZERO RECOIL and that ABSURD headshot multiplier! And don't even get me STARTED on that STUPID SWORD I'm out here playing an FPS while you're cosplaying as a NINJA ON CRACK!!

You think you're Neo from the Matrix with that evasive dash?? YOU'RE NOT COOL, you're just EXPLOITING broken movement mechanics while I'm trying to land shots like a NORMAL HUMAN BEING! And the GRAPPLING HOOK?? Oh, getting destroyed?? Just YEET yourself into the stratosphere like a COWARD!!

THE ABSOLUTE WORST is you INVISIBLE RATS with your stun guns! What kind of SADISTIC GAME DESIGN is this?! No audio cues?? No warning?? Just ZAP and you're DEAD?! I've developed a PAVLOVIAN FEAR RESPONSE to electrical sounds now I can't even make TOAST anymore without having Vietnam flashbacks!!

The Double Barrel is just INSULTING 'haha heavy go bye bye' with two clicks! The M11 is just spray and pray for BABIES! The dagger?? More like a nuclear warhead to the spine! And the XP-54?? Might as well be shooting LASER BEAMS with that recoil control!!

I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to the developers, and by strongly worded I mean it will be typed in ALL CAPS with exactly 47 exclamation points because that's how ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS I am about this!! DELETE LIGHT CLASS OR I WILL UNINSTALL MY ENTIRE PC!!!

        LA Wildfire copypasta

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          What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard

            Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it script

            Its from from Billy Madison (1995) where the principal criticised Billy for his incoherent ramblings. The line is often used as a copypasta to roast people online.

            What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

            X inches long. X inches wide. curves slightly to the left

              Started from an unhinged Tweet describing Geto’s penis from Jujutsu Kaisen. It later became a copypasta used to thirst on guys as a joke.

              7.62 inches long. 3.47 inches wide. curves slightly to the left. tip is EC9EC0 pink, shaft is a creamy beige. three distinct veins with the longest ranging from the base to the tip on the middle right side. excretion is macaroon cream and hes trimmed but not clean shaven.
              9.98 inches long. 2.9 inches wide. curves lightly to the left. tip is e8afa2 pinkish brown, shaft is a creamy beige. three distinct veins with the longest ranging from the base to the tip on the middle right side. excretion is macaroon cream and he's not trimmed but with a musky smell I mean vinegar smell