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Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is…

    Originally its a response to the word “based” but the copypasta has been used for “Can I ask you a question” and “🤓”.

    "Can I ask you a question?"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Can I ask you a question?"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only words you can comprehend are "Can I ask you a question?" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "Can I ask you a question?" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about six fucking words? I bet you took the time to type those six words too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well- thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "Can I ask you a question?" on your gravestone?

    Hello, mods. It’s me, your single follower.

      Hello, mods. It's me, your single follower. For many years I've been making an illusion that there are many people on this sub, but it was me alone. Now I will write this message from all my accounts in the comments.

      Twitch

      Hi [streamer name]- It’s me, your only Viewer. For Months I have created the illusion that you are streaming to a large audience. But here’s the truth: all these people in the chat are me. And now, for you to be convinced of this, I will send this message from all my accounts.

      Man, this N corp Sinclair ID sucks.

        Man, this N corp Sinclair ID sucks.

Negative coins? Why did PM add this? It’s literally a ticking bomb that’s about to corrode.

Yeah his skills are powerful but it’s their POTENTIAL power. In practice? He’s never going to be at -45 sanity, so his damage output must be dogshit.

Also how is he going to work with SP healing EGO? Why should I suffer negative consequences for using a freaking EGO?

“Just use his guard” you say, but ain’t that just skipping a turn? What kinda player would think skipping a turn is a good way to balance this stupid ID?

And he can’t even lose his sanity as good as normal IDs gain it! What’s the point?! PM really should hire better people if they think this ID is somehow “good” and “powerful”.

I require Kim himself to apologize for creating such a bad, low damage and high maintenance ID. They should also buff him, maybe 2 separate times, and I demand it TODAY.

        My name is Sunday. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Penacony

          Its the Yoshikage Kira copypasta but changed to Sunday from Honkai Star Rail.

          My name is Sunday. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Penacony, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as the head of the Oak Family and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink Soulglad. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm Puffergoat milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems dreaming until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

          I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONY

            I JUST WANT TO BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONY emojis

            Every emoji used in the Tiktok trend “I wanna be part of your symphony” video.

            I JUST WANT TO BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONY ✨🐬🦄🌈✨
            SYMPHONY 🐬🦄🌊💖
            🐬🐬🐬🌊🌊🌊🌈🌈🌈✨✨✨
            I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONY‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
            I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONY 🐬🦄🌈🌊
            I’m diagnosed with depression 🐬🐬🐬🌈🌈🌊🌊✨✨
            i just can't do this anymore 🐬🐬🐬🌊🌊✨✨🌈
            🌈🐬 I just shat myself 🐬✨❤️
            SYMPHONY!!! 🦈🦈 (I couldn’t find the 🐬 emoji)
            🐬🐬🐬🦄🦄🌈🌈🌈🌊🌊
            🐬🐬🐬🌈🌈✨✨✨❤️❤️
            🐬🐬🐬🌈🌈🌈✨✨
            🐬
            🦄
            🌊
            🌈
            ✨
            ❤️

            I fucking LOVE/HATE Asuka

              Asuka from Tekken

              The “I fucking LOVE Asuka” was posted as a clapback to “I fucking HATE Asuka” post on the r/Tekken sub. Both posts promptly became a meme within the Tekken community.

              Love Asuka

              I love her cute face. I love watching her simple but elegant and flowing combos. I love her cute, feminine voice and how she calls you a bonehead when she places a well timed rage art because it’s hilarious. I love how simple her execution is so that new players can play her and focus on learning the game instead of practicing a bunch of complicated string inputs. I love how most Asuka mains don’t pretend like she’s some super hard character to pilot and are totally chill with having fun playing a character with simple execution (not to mention dressing her up in all kinds of ridiculous looking customization costumes). And I especially love how asuka makes hyper aggressive, unga bunga button mashers seethe and bust their controllers with a simple “BOKE” or a well placed frame trap followed up with a f+3+4 to the face.

TL:DR I love Asuka

              Hate Asuka

              I hate seeing her dumb face, I hate her big head and no neck, I hate her big ass fucking hands, I hate watching her shitty ugly ass combos, I hate how every time I try to get into my attack flow she does that fucking parry stance and negates like 80 of my fucking moves, I hate her voice and how she yells when you've got her in a combo or when you win the round, I hate how she talks, and more than anything, I fucking HATE her charge-up rage art that pushes you all the way to fucking Mexico so you can't punish it and when she does her rage art the next time and you try to sidestep it BOOM she does her normal rage art.

TL:DR I hate Asuka