Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Miyabi from Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ) due to how incredibly strong she is.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Hoshimi Miyabi. I try to play Ellen Joe. Miyabi deals more damage. I try to play Zhu Yuan. Miyabi deals more damage. I try to play Assault Jane Doe + Seth team. Miyabi deals more damage. I want to play Lighter. His best team has Miyabi. I want to play Lycanon, Soukaku. They both want Miyabi.
She grabs me by the throat. I did my dailies for her. I farmed Shiyu Defense for her. I even shout out loud every day in the street: “Lady Miyabi, please step on me!” She is not satisfied. She grabs her hairpin, throws it at me, and says: “M0 is for weaklings. I want my M2, and as the heir of the prestigious Hoshimi family, I demand my W-Engine. Do better.”
I can't pull for her W-Engine and her M2. I don't have enough savings. She hacked into my account and used all my money saved for Christmas gifts and buys Polychrome. Balance: $0. “I guess I’m cooked.”
She has 6 points of Fallen Frost. She looks at me and whispers: “Don’t think thrice.” Then she performs her charged attack and obliterates the stage. 6 seconds loading screen, 9 seconds gameplay. In short: Frostburn Icefire anomaly.
I look straight into Ellen’s sleepy eyes and say: “What a cruel world.”
Its a long list of the way a penis is called in Spanish.
Nuestro idioma es muy rico
muy extenso nuestro vocabulario y
el mismo objeto en varias ocasiones
tiene nombres varios
pero sin duda alguna
el que mas nombres tiene
es el falo
el pene
rabo,nabo,picha,
polla,tranca,pija,
verga,chola,cola,
porra,pito,mango,
pilila,minga,cipote,carajo
tiene nombres mil,
tiene nombres mil,
tiene nombres mil
el miembro viril
los hay cortos
los hay largos
los hay gordos,
y delgados
los hay blancos
y morenos
los hay bonitos
y los hay feos
pero con esas diferencias
el nombre nada que ver tiene
cada uno lo llama como quiere
rabo,nabo,picha,
polla,tranca,pija,
verga,chola,cola,
porra,pito,mango,
pilila,minga,cipote,carajo
tiene nombres mil,
tiene nombres mil,
tiene nombres mil
el miembro viril
rabo,nabo,picha,
polla,tranca,pija,
verga,chola,cola,
porra,pito,mango,
pilila,minga,cipote,carajo
tiene nombres mil,
tiene nombres mil,
tiene nombres mil
el miembro viril
English version
Our language is very rich
our vocabulary is very extensive and
the same object on several occasions
has several names
but without a doubt
the one that has the most names
is the phallus
the penis
tail, turnip, dick,
cock, barb, cock,
verga, chola, tail,
porra, pito, mango,
pilila, minga, cipote, carajo
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names
the virile member
there are short ones
there are long ones
there are fat ones,
and thin ones
there are white ones
and brown ones
there are pretty ones
and there are ugly ones
but with these differences
the name has nothing to do
everyone calls it what they want
tail, turnip, dick,
cock, barb, cock,
verga, chola, tail,
porra, pito, mango,
pilila, minga, cipote, carajo
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names
the member virile
tail, turnip, dick,
cock, slack, cock,
verga, chola, tail,
cock, dick, handle,
dilila, minga, cipote, carajo
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names
the virile memberOur language is very rich
our vocabulary is very extensive and
the same object on several occasions
has various names
but without a doubt
the one that has the most names
is the phallus
the penis
tail, turnip, dick,
cock, slack, cock,
verga, chola, tail,
cock, dick, handle,
dilila, minga, cipote, carajo
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names
the virile member
there are short ones
there are long ones
there are fat ones,
and thin ones
there are white ones
and brown ones
there are pretty ones
and ugly ones
but with these differences
the name has nothing to do
everyone calls it what wants
tail, turnip, dick,
cock, cock,
dick, ass,
cock, dick, handle,
dick, ass, dick, ass, dick, ass
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names
the virile member
tail, turnip, dick,
cock, cock,
dick, cock,
dick, ass,
cock, dick, handle,
dick, ass, dick, ass
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names
the virile member
I had a brief interaction with him this past summer. I was walking my dog on the beach and passed a house that he must’ve been renting for vacation. He was screaming on the phone to someone, possible Ayuik’s agent, and in the middle we made eye contact. He mouthed “these motherfuckers” and I yelled go niners even tho I’m a chargers fan. He did not seem like the kinda guy I’d want yelling in my face.
I had a brief interaction with Kelvin Benjamin this past summer. I was walking my dog on the beach and passed a Golden Corral that must’ve opened recently. Kelvin was screaming on the phone to someone, possibly the Golden Corral regional manager, and in the middle we made eye contact. He mouthed “these skinny motherfuckers can't cook” and I yelled all-you-can-eat even tho I’m on a diet. He did not seem like the kinda guy I’d want to be upset about my cooking.
Its a story from the /vt (virtual Youtubers) board on 4chan that managed to spread to mainstream Hololive thanks to reposts by fans. Like many other 4chan posts, its most probably fake so people share the story as a joke.
I'm actually manipulating my wife into becoming Ina. I convinced her to take art lessons and lied that her voice hurts my ears so she could speak more softly. I picked her on purpose because she was a petite Korean girl with a flat chest: the perfect candidate. Lately I have been playing sounds during her sleep and whispering "the cucumbers will kill you only the ancient ones can save you" on weekdays and on weekends, I read a book full of terrible puns I found on amazon and to my surprise it worked. She now hates cucumbers and has started developing a wit for puns. She isn't exactly sure what "the ancient ones" means but she'll know when I'm done brainwashing her. Soon I will start subtly changing my body language around her to reflect approval towards outfits Ina would wear and things Ina would say. I've also been keeping her on a strict diet which keeps her slim while allowing her to drink Dr.Pepper or as I call it around her "Dr Oopsie". By next year the project should be done and I will hand sew her a replica of Ina's debut outfit so that I will be the first man on earth to try Ina's back in real life. I will then gift her a crowbar so she can gently bonk me any time i sekuhara her in our home.
Seeks hostile, filthy whore, for unfulfilling sex, future divorce, and co-dependency.
Looking for a whiny, crazy lady with misplaced sense of entitlement and lots of expectations. Bonus points if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take it slow with me. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills.
Okay, look. I love straight people. My best friend’s neighbor’s sister is straight, so don’t come at me like I’m some heterophobe or whatever. Some of my favorite characters are straight (Captain America? Iconic. He’s so brave for being openly heterosexual in this climate).
BUT, like… why y’all gotta make everything about being straight? Every damn book, movie, video game… it’s like, kiss kiss*—“Oh no, Becky, you complete me, Brad.” Like, girl, I get it, y’all wanna hold hands and make babies and do missionary every Thursday night before 9 PM. We get it, I swear! But damn, does the plot need to revolve around Chad’s desire to put a ring on Jessica’s finger while she wears a floral sundress and they sip lattes on a date? Is that really pushing the story forward? I came for the zombies, and y’all giving me a Hallmark wedding special.
And don’t even get me started on the kissing. The constant kissing. Like, can we have ONE damn fight scene without two straight people almost dying but then deciding NOW, in the middle of war, is the perfect time to “prove their love” through lip-locking? The world is burning down and y’all over here playing tongue twister because straight love conquers all. Meanwhile, the villain is literally recharging his powers with heteronormative PDA energy.
Look, I’m not saying straight people shouldn’t exist in fiction—I’m just asking for, you know, some subtlety? Like, could Chad be straight without needing to shout it from the mountaintops? Does Janet really need to tell her coworker for the 50th time how “the right man” will come around? Straight people always acting like their sexual orientation is a plot point. We’re just here for the dragon slaying, and suddenly the protagonist is dropping hints like “oh, by the way, I’m super into boobs.” Bro, WHO ASKED? Where’s the story justification?!
Just keep it private, you know? Like, idk, let Chad be straight in his own damn living room. Why do we have to see it? Straight marriage? Okay, fine, but why bring it into every conversation? Can’t they just live happily ever after in the background? Why y’all making everything about straight love like it’s revolutionary?
I mean, it’s 2024. No one’s mad that you’re straight; we just don’t wanna see it. Save it for the bedroom. Or better yet, save it for your suburban cul-de-sac BBQ where y’all can discuss mortgage rates and baby showers while pretending The Notebook is peak cinema. 😒
