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Chinese Navy Seals

    What the fuck did you just say to me, you little bitch?
    你他妈刚才说了我什么？你这个小贱人？我让你知道我是解放军班里成绩最好的毕业生，我参与过多次针对西藏活动人士的秘密突袭，有超过 300 人被确认被击毙。我受过审查制度的训练，我是整个解放军中打击抗议者的顶尖高手。你对我来说只不过是一个抗议者。我会用地球上从未见过的审查制度对你进行彻底的审查，记住我他妈的政党宣言。你以为你能在微博上对我说这些话而不被惩罚吗？再想想，混蛋。就在我们说话的时候，我正在联系我在 TikTok 上的秘密间谍网络，你的 IP 正在被追踪，所以你最好准备好被扣社交分，蛆虫。这场风暴会摧毁你称之为生命的可怜小东西。你他妈的死定了，孩子。 我可以随时随地出现在任何地方，我可以用七百多种方式让你闭嘴，而这仅仅是用我的键盘。我不仅受过广泛的再教育培训，而且我可以使用中国共产党的全部武器库，我会充分利用它，把你这个可怜的家伙从大陆上抹去，你这个小混蛋。如果你能知道你的“聪明”评论会给你带来什么样的邪恶报应，也许你会闭上你的臭嘴。但你做不到，你没有，现在你正在付出代价，你这个该死的白痴。我会把愤怒撒在你身上，你会被它淹没。你要去再教育营，孩子。

    English version

    What the hell did you just say about me? You little bitch? I let you know that I was the top graduating student in my PLA class and that I participated in numerous covert raids targeting Tibetan activists, with over 300 confirmed dead. I'm trained in censorship, and I'm the top expert in the entire People's Liberation Army at fighting protesters. You are nothing more than a protester to me. I will thoroughly censor you with a system of censorship the likes of which has never been seen on earth, remember my fucking party manifesto. Do you think you can say these things to me on Weibo without being punished? Think again, asshole. I'm contacting my secret spy network on TikTok as we speak, and your IP is being tracked, so you better prepare to get your social points deducted, maggots. This storm will destroy the poor little thing you call life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shut you up in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my keyboard. Not only do I have extensive re-education training, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Chinese Communist Party, and I will use it to its fullest to wipe you poor guy off the face of the continent, you little bastard. If you could know the evil retribution your "smart" comments would bring you, maybe you would shut your mouth. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you fucking idiot. I will pour out my wrath on you and you will be overwhelmed by it. You're going to a re-education camp, kid.
    什么他妈的你他妈的刚才说我，你这小婊子？我会让你知道我毕业了我班的顶部的海豹突击队，我已经参与了许多秘密袭击的基地组织，和我有超过300证实杀死。我在训练的大猩猩战，我在整个美国军队的最高狙击手。你是我什么都不是，但只是一个目标。我会消灭你他妈的精度喜欢哪一个从未见过在这个地球上，记住我的话他妈的。你以为你可以逃脱说狗屎我在互联网上？再想想，笨蛋。在我们发言，我联系我的秘密横跨美国间谍网络和IP被追踪作为现在让您风暴，蛆更好的准备。这抹了你打电话

    English version

    What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class as a SEAL, I've been involved in many covert attacks on al Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I'm training for gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US Army. You are nothing to me but a target. I'll annihilate you with fucking precision like no one has ever seen on this earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking shit about me on the internet? Think again, idiot. As we speak, I'm linking my secret spy networks and IPs being tracked across the United States as of now to make you storm-maggot better prepared. This wipes out your phone call

    Dicks are so cute

      Dicks are so cute copypasta
      Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3” hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・
      おちんちんって可愛いよね～(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)手に持ってピクピクしてる時とか、ニャーーって！そして、一番可愛いのは、精子様が出そう時なんだけど、恥ずかしいだから、頑張らないとね！(๑-̀ㅁ-́๑)✧でも、おちんちんくんと精子様が出会って、顔を赤くして、うわぁ～～～！！ってなっちゃう。(ノ´ヮ｀)ノ*： 
      Dicks 🍆 are so 💪 cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when 💯 you 💦 hold one ☝ in 🎮🔚 your 👏 hand and it 💯 starts 🕹 twitching ↕↕ its 😫🌏 like its 😫👇 nuzzling 😊😊 you(/ω＼) 🤖 or 😫💰 when ⏱👌 they 🙎👥 perk up and look at you 😜 like" owo 😺 nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun 🍆 is 🚟🔥 happy 😄🦃 to 🅱 see 🗣👁 me!!（＾ワ＾） 😍💦 and 🍆🏻 the ➡ most 💯 adorable 🌹🌹 thing ⛄ ever 😱😆 is 🏳 when sperm-sama 💦 comes out 🚪😬 but 😈 theyre 🙇♀ rlly shy so u 🔪 have 👏⚠ to 👂 work 🏚♿ hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but 🌸 when 🕙🍑 penis-kun 🍆 and sperm-sama meet and 🏽 theyre ♀ blushing ☺☺ and 👏👆 all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is 🅰😬 so adorable 🌹🌹 (●´Д｀●)・ 
      Dicks🍆 are👌😳 so cute🐰 omg😆(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when🙀 you😯 hold🤜 one👆1️⃣ in your🤗 hand🍆👋 and😳😲 it starts😯😮😲 twitching⚡⚡ its😋 like☺️ its nuzzling😘💕 you😩👌(/ω＼)😆😆😆 or👌😳💯 when😲😯 they🍆 perk👆💢 up👆 and look👁️👁️ at👅 you🍆😲 like😏" owo🐰 nya😖😖😖? :3c" hehe😄 ~ penis🍆-kun😎 is happy😊😄 to see👀👅 me!!（＾ワ＾）

      Kendrick Lame-art is the false messiah of hip hop

        Started as the Anti Kendrick copypasta being spammed in IG due to the beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake after both of them dissed each other through their diss track. 

        Kendrick Lame-art is the false messiah of hip hop. Mediocrity at it's finest. He came out at a time where rap became stagnant, mainstream, and repetitive. He had Dr. Dre behind him, amongst a plethora upon dozens of writing credits backing him, and used Tupac's mythology to try and revive the Compton image through legacy status. They took a straight A student with asthma out of Compton with the name "Duckworth" and manufactured him into rap’s great hope. My Adolescence on Angel Dust is erroneously referred to as weed laced with cocaine, when angel dust is actually PCP, and cocaine cannot be smoked in a joint (hence why the crack & the crackpipe were invented). He goes on to praise the Negus in TPAB the exact same African kings that began the slave trade. Nobody reads too deep into his music because you see how actually surface level shallow it all is, his entire discography is littered with fallacies and hyperbole.

        Jon Jones “How much you call an elite compared to you”

          Started by Jon Jones himself from a DM he sent to someone on IG. Jon is a professional MMA fighter and is notorious for being petty and unhinge when responding to haters on social media.

          How much you call an elite compared to you. I have multimillionaire friends, several billionaire friends. Friends in the highest branches of the military. Meanwhile you make 3-D designs you have no followers. Probably still trying to pay off your house. Willing to bet you live in an apartment. But yeah, make fun of me. 😫😂 I got a domestic violence charge about 4 years ago now, maybe even five years ago. Meanwhile I've made close to $20 million since then. My wife is still with me, fuck the shit out of me every night. My life is Gucci. 😌 Telling my buddy Jeff to shush probably wasn't a good idea, it's not that hard to find you.

          I want to marry Kirisame Marisa from the Touhou Project.

            I want to marry Kirisame Marisa from the Touhou Project. Ever since I was a young boy I've been interested in blondes, but I've mostly been repelled because they are stupid white women who do not know how to think. One day, while I was playing touhou, I saw an image of a peculiar blonde with a witch attire. I immediately fell in love. The long, luscious hair, the dominating yet cute attire, the smug, tsundere, yet cute personality all formed into one perfect being by the name of Marisa Kirisame. And so I began my search for Marisa, I played all the touhou games with all the spell cards just so I could the most out of her majesty. I searched all of Danbooru for images of her, just so I could get to see her beautiful tomboyish body. You see, Cirno is not the tomboyish girl in love. Marisa is. She is in love with me. Yet the reality barrier separates us like Romeo and Juliette. It is the cruel fate that is reality that separates such star-crossed lovers from each other. Only something so powerful as the reality barrier can separate me from my dear Marisa. For it is my true fate to be married to my lover. On dark days where there is no sun, I shall caress Marisa and tell her everything is alright. On bright days, where there is nought but bliss, I will stay by her side, to share the bliss infinitefold, like two mirrors in proximity. On the adventurous days, we will steal what we wish. Some days, we will steal diamonds. Some days, we will steal virginities. And always, we will steal our hearts. Each other's hearts. For it is the true love that does not brag, it only contains itself infinitely. Such is the love of me and Marisa Kirisame

            I’m lookin at this Baker sillouette and going “mommy?

              Im lookin at this baker sillouette and going "mommy? Sorry, Mommy?" LIKE PLEASE give me your breast milk! Fucking Hummina Hummina! Awooga, let me see that cake

Let me see that dough! Bet she has so much dough back there, if she were to sit on my face id hold her big thighs and let her suffocate me. If she told me to make a sandwich i'd ask what type, if she told me to jump id ask how high. She could lock me in a cage and keep me as her pet, feeding me only when she feels like it...

I cant even focus on the recipe she wants me to do cause im to busy thinking about her curves and Gorgeous body... If only she could control me like the witch controls her victims... God I love the Baker.