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Ryan Lockwood – Streets Agent 1:12

    Its from the famous speedrun video where Ryan Lockwood achieved 1:12 in Streets Agent for N64 Goldeneye 007.

    An MR-RL time. Me and Marc Rutzou. Me and fucking Marc Rutzou. That's fucking right. I skipped 1:13. I am a fucking legend. I've never SEEN a 1:13 and I never fucking will. 1:12 baby Till the day I fucking die. YES!!! 'Bout time I get a fucking lucky break in this fucking game motherFUCKERS and I CLUTCHED the goddamn grenade launcher. That's FUCKING right. Yea it's this one. Right here IT's THIS ONE. My insane pace. Right here! THIS is the 1:12 Right here! YES!! It's fucking it. I'mma have to jus-I'mm have to find the actual whole vid off of it and I'mma have to get it. DUUUUUUUDE WHAT A RUSH! WHAT A RUUUUUUSH! Watch this. Watch when I get the grenade launcher. (sorry) Look at that. See how fast my pace is? Right in the FUCKING HEAD!!! YEEEAAAHH! Got a FUCKING 1:12 baby. That's RIGHT! You see that CLUTCHNESS I AM FUCKING CCC-LUTCH! Look at this fucking line I take. I'm like, "YEAH baby. Let's fucking DO this. I wait I wait Right when he starts firing to try to back boost me. The double. Body armor. Two quick ones. I already know I'm gettin' there on the perfect line. LOOK AT THE FUCKING PACE Fifty Fourty-nine! mmph- FOURTY-SEVEN BABY! That's FUCKING right. That's FUCKING IT. Fucking PUMPED watching this one again I waited the cinema too 'cause I said "oh my god it might be 1:12. And it FUCKING IS!!! IT FUUCKING IS baby. YEAH!!! Look at me typing you guys. You guys didn't believe me. I am typing a storm. Dude I FUCKING just got Streets 1:12! It's not fucking comin' off YES!!! I FUCKING DID IT THAT'S RIGHT! I SKIPPED 1:13 I'M A LEGEND. I AM A FUCKING L E G E N D I'm a FUCKING legend (YES!) I am a fucking legend

    It has been 2 hours without skyblock.

      By u/lokey04, its a variation of the ‘It’s been <X> hours without <game>‘ but changed to Hypixel Skyblock.

      It has been 2 hours without skyblock.

Two. Entire. Hours. I don’t know who I am anymore. I open my inventory out of muscle memory and THERE IS NO INVENTORY. I try to warp to my island IRL. IT DOESN’T WORK. I checked the forums 47 times. Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. “Maintenance ongoing.” ONGOING?? MY SLIME Minions NEED ME.

I can feel my purse evaporating in my imagination. My bazaar orders are probably half-filled and I can’t even cancel them. The economy is collapsing and it’s MY FAULT because I’m not online.

I tried doing something else. It didn’t work. I stared at a wall and thought about gemstone routes. I closed my eyes and saw dungeon rooms. I am calculating my skill XP loss PER MINUTE of downtime. This maintenance has set me back at least 0.003% efficiency and I will NEVER recover.

People keep telling me “go outside.” OUTSIDE DOESN’T HAVE MAGIC FIND. Outside doesn’t have pets. Outside doesn’t even have a hex menu. What am I supposed to do, WALK, without max speed and Young Dragon Armor? Disgusting.

If SkyBlock doesn’t come back soon I might start manually tracking my minion profits in a spreadsheet just to feel something. I am shaking. I am unwell. I am a husk of a person without this game . Hypixel please. PLEASE. I will forgive the ping. I will forgive the tps.

Just let me back in.

      Limbo was actually based on a true story. In 1927 a man named Lim Bao

        Limbo was actually based on a true story. In 1927 a man named Lim Bao was captured in the chinese civil war, and was convicted to serve as a locksmith for the entirety of his life. People hated him so much that he eventually began to color and purposefully ruin the keys he has made, forcing people to guess which key is the one that actually works.

        I am the only one with media literacy

          I am the only one with media literacy
          byu/Idioteque131313 inCharacterRant
          It’s come to my attention that people may have “takes” on a show I like. And to my professional dissatisfaction (as in, I am professionally, perpetually dissatisfied), I can’t help but be agog at your slack-jawed stupidity. Do you not think before you post? Are you incapable of looking up from your phones to comprehend what’s happening on screen? This simply cannot stand anymore, and so I must make one. A stand, I mean.

You, yes, YOU. You lack media literacy. It’s endemic to our TikTok brainrot culture, sure, but you need to step up and accept your part in it. That take you think you have? Don’t even bother engaging in good faith with it. It’s just wrong, you’re wrong for having it. Have you tried reading a book? “B-O-O-K,” BOOK. Or if not that, perhaps you could watch something other than your typical shonen to help you with that mold clogging up your cognitive capabilities. Try something that makes you think next time. Like Chainsaw Man.

I might hear you say “oh, but we should at least talk things out and have good-natured debate”, but have you considered that you’re dumb? Why should I lower myself to your level when I can call you dumb? But I’m not actually calling you dumb, see, don’t get mad. I’m calling you media illiterate. That makes me sound smart. Me smart, you dumb. Get it, caveman?

So don’t even bother posting any of your takes, your shipping ideas, your critiques, your fan remakes. I, and everyone who agrees with me, have media literacy. So go educate yourself on some culture before you deign to stink up my Hazbin Hotel subreddit.

          I’m sick of Viator. I try to play Olberic. My Viator deals more damage.

            Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Viator from Octopath Traveler.

            I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Viator. I try to play Olberic. My Viator deals more damage. I try to play Sazantos. My Viator deals more damage. I try to play El. My Viator deals more damage. I want to play Celcus. He can't stack sidestep as fast. I want to play Saoirse, Pius. They both support Viator.

He grabs me by the throat. I farm for him. I cook for him. I give him the Forbidden Blade. He isn't satisfied. I obtain the Storm Blade. "I don't need this much Physical Defense" he tells me. "Give me more Parry Stacks." He grabs Saoirse and forces her to fill his ultimate. "You just need to buff me more. I can deal more damage with Surpassing Power."

I can't give him Surpassing Power, I don't have enough JP. He grabs my Save Data boni. I only have the Cait statue. "Guess this is the end." He grabs his sword. He says "Flowing water can't be tracked." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, 3×Nullify Physical Damage. What a cruel world.

            Good morning sir. Unfortunately, I only do professional buisness via my Geometry Dash account.

              Good morning sir.

Unfortunently, I only do professional buisness via my Geometry Dash account.

If you wish to continue this discussion, please make an account at https://www.boomlings.com/database/accounts/accountManagement.php Then buy Geometry Dash on steam for $3. Then add me @CrustiesAuto ingame to continue this discussion.

Any other messages on Discord will be ingorned/blocked, I exclusively do buisness in Geometry Dash so you must contact me there to resolve your case.

I hope you understand, Signed Mohammed Al-Jafhar.