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Let the apologies be as loud as the disrespect

    From a satirical article of Bronny James winning a COD tournament, this part of the article has became a copypasta for its shitpost potential.

    Let the apologies be as loud as the disrespect because Bronny, who was drafted No. 55 overall by the Los Angeles Lakers, just earned your respect. While many doubters called this draft pick one made entirely by nepotism, those same people look mighty foolish after his latest victory. 
    Let the apologies be as loud as the disrespect because LBJ Trademarks LLC, founded by LeBron James, has filed a request with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office to copyright “Taco Tuesday.” While many doubters called this filing "cringe-worthy" and a futile endeavor, those same people look mighty foolish after hearing LeBron's grito. 
    Let the apologies be as loud as the disrespect because Kelvin Benjamin, who was drafted No. 1 overall by Hometown Buffet, just earned your respect. While many doubters called this draft pick one made entirely by nepotism, those same people look mighty foolish after his latest meal.

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              Its the ‘NSFW while I was on the train’ copypasta but in Portuguese.

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