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I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter.

    I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter.
    byu/MadBismarck incopypasta
    I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for other men.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to ravage her every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

    Kelvin Benjamin says Greg Olsen’s girlfriend made a great Thanksgiving dinner

      [Brooke Pryor] Kelvin Benjamin says Greg Olsen’s girlfriend made a great Thanksgiving dinner, and he didn’t realize how hard it hit him until the first quarter today. He sat out a series or two, got some oranges and was ok after that. Finished with 16 catches, 129 total yds, 1 TD.
      Najee Harris says Pat Freiermuth’s girlfriend made a great Thanksgiving dinner, and he didn’t realize how hard it hit him until the first quarter today. 

He sat out a series or two, got some oranges and was ok after that.

      valarante child game

        valaranted child game twitch pasta

        Original

        Initially started as a copypasta that is often spammed in Twitch chat during pro Valorant matches, it has become a classic CS vs Valorant pasta.

        valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism

        Updated for CS2 grapfix

        What have they done to my boy… (Deep black tones do not exist in CS2: Grey Offensive)
        byu/HiebUndStichfest inGlobalOffensive
        vallve know valarant gonna kill cs, thats why they make it more like.,.
valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism so need child game to relax
...now cs2 child game to 
        is are the why they makings of counter STRIKE 2 onto the child like of game ? is because of valorent ...................... riot with cartonie look brung childe from forst nitche and become good gamer valarans now used first pearson shot video gaming then its for with this mekanik of swich the the young child gamer from game of riot soft ware vvalornt bring to cs2 all strategiche from valve to bring more gamer to counter STRIKE 2 with these chage from dark realiztik to more friedely tone of looks is good ......... i thinks

        PROJECT ZOMBOID IS NOT JUST A GAME

          Project Zomboid is a TRAINING PROGRAM copypasta

          From a Steam review of the game Project Zomboid.

          PROJECT ZOMBOID IS NOT JUST A GAME. You think it’s a “zombie survival sim”? No, no, my sweet summer child. It’s a TRAINING PROGRAM. The government? They're watching. Every move you make in Knox County, every botched escape plan, every time you drink tainted water—THEY KNOW.

It’s a social experiment. Why do you think they keep updating it? To “enhance gameplay”? WRONG. They’re testing how far you can be pushed. You think the fog is “atmospheric”? It’s 5G MIND CONTROL WAVES. Why else do the zombies wander towards your safehouse like they KNOW where you are? THEY’RE NOT AI. That’s the IRS agents they converted into sleeper cells.

You ever wonder why you can’t find a cure? You’re not supposed to. The virus? It’s real. THEY’RE PREPARING US. Bill Gates and the lizard cabal have already stockpiled their bunkers. Google “Knox Event” and you’ll find NOTHING. Cuz THEY SCRUBBED IT. This game isn’t about surviving—it’s about CONTROL.

The helicopters? Surveillance drones. The random gunshots? MKULTRA participants escaping. Wake up. It’s not “Project Zomboid.” IT’S PROJECT ZION. And when the power grid goes down IRL, you’ll know who tried to warn you. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR CANNED PEACHES, SHEEP.

          IS THAT A MFING GUILTY GEAR REFERENCE?!?

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            Black Friday

              It's Black⚫ Friday you thrifty thots💳🤑 and it's time to open up those purses👜💸 and pussies🐱, drop a dime and drop⬇️ that phat ass🍑🍑 on some big juicy Black🍆 Friday deals📉💹 Capitalism🏛️👴🏻 is a foundation of this CUNTry🤤😏 and what better way to celebrate🎉🎊 than to go two🍆✌️🍆🕳️👉👌 for one🐔👩🐔 on some enormous savings😩💰🪙 and some enormous COCK😫😓. Doors aren't the only things busting💦💦 this Friday all deals are first CUM🌊 first serve💃💅 so this year be daddy👉👈 capitalism's good little CUMsumer and stimulate✊🍆 the economy💰📈 Send to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your sluttiest👙🍍🍍 spenders💰💰, if you get none0️⃣ back you got trampled🦶👠 at Walmart😱💀, if you got 5️⃣ back you lost😭 your weave💇🏻‍♀️👗 in the bargain bin🗑️🚮, if you got 1️⃣0️⃣ back you're getting discount dick🥕✏️ for Christmas🧑‍🎄, if you get all 1️⃣5️⃣ back Jeff Bezos will blow his 💲💲💲 shot all over you🍑 and pay off your HOLE🕳️ Amazon cart🛒
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              It's Black Friday bitches⚫️😈💦Prices may be low⬇️ but we bout to get high⬆️🍻🚬🚬🚬we gon find some black zaddies out there to get festive with 🍆💦👴🏿 Send this to your black zaddies whose love you can't put a price on💕👅🍻😍😩
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              thots 🍑 and 👏 prayers to 💦 all 💯 my 👨 ni🅱🅱as 😎 who 😂 died 💀 on 🔛 black 🐵 friday 🎅
              IT’S 🕰️ FOR BLACK’D ⚫️FRIDAY🗓️!! YESTERDAY ⬅️ YOU GOBBLED🦃 DOWN ALL THAT WHITE ⚪️ MEAT🍖 AND FILLED ALL YOUR HOLES 🕳️😮 WITH GRAVY🤤💦. BUT NOW ITS TIME TO BEAT OFF 🍆 ✊🏼 💦ALL THE COCK EAGER 🤤SHOPPERS🛍️🛒 TO GET YOUR 🙌 AND 👄 ON THAT 70” 📺 AND A 13”BLACK DICK 💪🏿🧍🏿🍆 . SET YOUR ⏰ FOR 🌅, GRAB YOUR COCKFEE☕️, AND 🏃🏃‍♀️💨 TO YOUR FAVORITE STORE❤️🏬. GRAB A 🛒 AND FILL IT WITH THE BIGGEST BLACKEST 🌚🍆💪🏿DICK YOU CAN FIND. DON’T BLOW YOUR LOAD 🍆💦ALL AT ONE PLACE! TIME IT OUT⏱️ SO YOU CAN 🚿 YOURSELF IN DOOR BUSTERS🚪🍆💦. SEND THIS TO 🔟 SLUTTY 👄SHOPPERS💦🤑🛍️. IF YOU GET ☝️BACK YOU GET TRAMPLED TO 💀 BY THE CROWD’S BIG BLACK DICKS 💪🏿🍆. IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK YOU GET 🅱️🅾️G🅾️ DICKS🍆. IF YOU GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK YOU CAN BLOW 🌬️ 💯 PERCENT OFF OF THAT BLACK FRIDAY DICK🧍🏿⚫️🍆. 
              🎉🎊💦 HOLY SHIT! 🍆BLACK FRIDAY is 🛍️🌀 here and we’re all about to get DICKED DOWN like it’s 📦🎁💦 a sale on the BIGGEST TOYS ever! 😈🧸💥 Time to SLAM the checkout button 🖱️👊💦 harder than your favorite KINKY PRIME🔥💋💦 customer! RUSH to grab those 🔥DEALS🔥 before they go OUT OF STOCK🛑💔, because you know Amazon's about to give you more than JUST packages 📦👀, it’s an ALL NIGHT LONG 🛏️💦 shop-a-thon! Prayin’ for that DICK 💦 delivery 🛵📦🎉but don't wait too long, girl, you might just be LEFT on the BACKSHELF 🍑🍑🍑 while everyone else gets YAMMIE 💦🔥 for those PANTY-DROPPING 🤤 deals! 💃🏼🤑 So get ready to POUND that wishlist like it’s your favorite GIFT 🎁💝... if you can’t handle the heat 🔥🍆, then GET OUT of my shopping CART 🛒💋💦!! Who’s ready to get STUFFED full of BLACK FRIDAY goodies? 🍗🍆🎊💦 
              hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅. it's 🍂November🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main bitch💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new dicks to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you won't get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you're a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you're a sexy stuffing slut😽😽. happy 🦃cock🐓 gobbling👄 thursday and get ready for big ◼️BLACK◼️ dick 🎅🏿FRIDAY🎅🏿