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Why Giving good head is actually an evolutionary disadvantage

    According to natural selection and darwinism an individual of a species is more likely to live longer due to having more helpful traits based on genetic mutations, this helps spread these mutations to their offspring. Now let us bring in what is now commonly known as "head" or a "blowjob" into the equation, since the reproduction of offspring requires semen to enter the females fallopian tubes, giving head may prevent this from happening. But say what would it matter if somebody gave head and still followed through with natural reproduction (semen meeting the fallopian tubes), well more likely than not it is statistically inevitable that those giving better head would cause higher rates of "purposeful" or "accidental" ejaculation during their proccesses. Those who do not give head or are worse at it are statistically more likely to recieve higher rates of semen meeting their fallopian tube, therefor creating more offspring in the population.

Conclusion: Eventually "blowjobs" may fizzle out with evolution or simply we may evolve out of it, you never know if you are the last generation in the evolutionary tree of our species to get good head...

    Trans Putin and Black Putin. WTF?!

      FUCK PUTIN is a game on steam
      From the very beginning, the goal of FUCK PUTIN was to create a game as ridiculous as possible. Unfortunately, in the pursuit of this goal some boundaries were crossed.

After some unfavorable feedback I decided to remove from the game two types of Putins - Trans Putin and Black Putin.

The feedback has aptly highlighted that posting this type of content may offend some players. This was never my intention and I realize that putting this type of content in the game was not the smartest decision. The main purpose of the game was to attack Vladimir Putin, not any minority.

As a replacement for these types of Putins, two new models have been added to the game - Devil Putin and Zombie Putin. I hope that you will like them :)

      Dark Willow

        The infamous Dark Willow copypasta
        The biggest oversight with Dark Willow is that she's unbelievably sexy. I can't go on a hour of my day without thinking about plowing that tight wooden ass. I'd kill a man in cold blood just to spend a minute with her crotch grinding against my throbbing manhood as she whispers terribly dirty things to me in her geographically ambiguous accent.
        The biggest🙌💯oversight🔭🔍with Dark✊🏾Willow🌳is that she's unbelievably sexy🤤💦🍆. I can't go on a hour🕐of my day🌞without thinking💭💦about plowing👉👌🚜that tight😳wooden🌳ass💦🍑. I'd kill🔫😱a man👨 in cold❄️blood😈just to spend💷a minute⏱️with her crotch🍑😫grinding against my throbbing💦🍆💦manhood💦🍆💦as she whispers🙊😫terribly dirty💩💩things to me in her geographically🌍🌎ambiguous🌏🗺️accent🇮🇪.

        I’m against circumcision

          I’m against circumcision (even though I’m circumcised), but I support a woman’s right to choose to have an abortion. This might sound like a double standard, but it’s not. A newborn child is unable to consent to surgical removal of foreskin, and yes; the child also can’t consent to being aborted, but there’s a key difference here. When circumcision takes place, the child is no-longer living inside of the mother. If the child is still inside of the mother, then the mother can decide what to do, just as a homeowner can choose whether to shoot an intruder. The choice to shoot an intruder is a right, but cutting off the intruder’s foreskin after he has left the house is different situation. That said, I understand the arguments for circumcision, and I won’t get on your case for choosing to circumcise. Like I said, I’m circumcised and I’m glad, because I have a really nice cock, so I get it.

          AITA for missing my daughter’s birth to make a drug deal?

            AITA Breaking Bad
            I was diagnosed with lung cancer a few months ago and started cooking meth in order to pay for my treatment and provide for my family. An opportunity arose for me to sell my product to a major distributor. On my way to the drug deal, my pregnant wife informed me that she was in labor. Instead of going to the hospital, I dropped of the meth and missed the birth of my daughter. The deal earned me millions of dollars that will go directly to my family's future. I am feeling very conflicted about my decision.

Am I the asshole?

            my mom has been gone for 3 hours, what do I do

              35m my mom went to get me food but she has been gone for three hours. If she's not home we will be stuck with only frozen pizza and French fries. She's making me really upset.

Edit- curly fries not the regular crap

Another edit- she said she got stuck in a storm but it wasn't even raining hard? Ig the issue is resolved though. I got of a video call with her and she told me not to tell my dad she was gone so long. The camera was shaking and there was a lot of grunting and cooing. I think she is going to the gym and doesn't want me to know.