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Femboy Island

    I wanna be a billionaire so I can buy a private island, get ripped with a personal trainer until I can bend fucking steel beams, and capture the most attractive onlyfans femboys, pump them full of estrogen until they grow boobies, lose all body hair and most muscle mass, and they can barely maintain an erection, and set them free on my island. Then, I will hunt them by myself, naked, with a big ass knife and a tranquilizer gun and when I catch them one by one I rape their assholes until their butts look like an asteroid impact crater. Then, repeat the process until they develop such a severe case of Stockholm syndrome that they can’t move ten feet away from me without having a total mental breakdown and falling into a coma.

    FAQ – I just came in your asshole

      I just came in your asshole.

FAQ

What does this mean?

A large load of baby gravy has been transferred from my testicles into your rectum.

Why did I do this?

There are several reasons why I came in your ass. These include, but are not limited to:

Your comment turned me on

You are cute

Your dad was too busy

How did I do this?

I rammed your rectum with my handsome hog until I turned you into a frosting factory.

Why am I telling you about this?

Your ass will be leaking cum for at least 36 hours and may be a slipping hazard. Also you might be gay.

How can you avoid this in the future?

Unless you stop looking so breedable in the near future, you can’t. I will always find a way to fill your tight little boyhole 👀.

      Game Theory: How big is Freddy’s penis?

        Hey everyone, it's MatPat here with a brand new theory video.

Today we're going to be trying to discover the penis size of Freddy Fazbear.

Now, we don't have a lot to go on here. We know that Freddy is 6'11" tall, and we know that the average bear height is 1.8 – 2.4 meters.

However, we can make an educated guess based on the average bear dick size, which is 7.3 inches (18.6 cm) long.

Assuming that Freddy's penis is proportional to his height, we can estimate that his penis would be somewhere around 14.5 inches (36.8 cm) long.

Of course, this is just an estimate, and we may never know the true answer. But it's still fun to speculate!

But that's just a theory, a GAME theory

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        Of all the professional Apex players of all time

          From a TSM Tweet
          Of all the professional Apex players of all time (so far) Evan Verhulst seems like the most 'complete' human being - by far. Skilled, tough, smart, beautiful, extensive world travels and has lived in the wilderness for long periods with nothing but a stick, speaks multiple languages, dancer, film/arts school, actor, outdoorsy, etc. You can tell he genuinely has his shit together, like he could probably be a millionaire running just about any business, if he wanted. Are there any other Apex players that impressive?

          The original pasta was for “Valentina Shevchenko” an MMA fighter

          International Non-Binary People’s Day

            Hey🙌 you 💕🗣 nonbinary 🏳️‍🌈 babes! You 💖 are 💇 soooooo ☘️ lucky 🤞 today 📆 is 📆😧 international 🍒 nonbinary people 👱😃 day, so 💯 let's 👀🤑 get freaky 🙈 and make this 😤❌ day 😎 the 🎉 best day 🕐🍆 ever 😱 Because 😏👆 you're the 👏 hottest 🔥 and ❌😩sexiest of all 💯🏃 the ☝👏 genders. 🧑👩👨 send this to 🔟 of your 😩 most ☺ HOTASS nonbinary friends. 💑 If 👏 you 👉🏼 don't 🚫 get 💰 any 🚸 back 🔙 well guess what 🙏😦 a CISGENDER ASSHOLE got your message. 😱 If 👏 you 🫵 get 5️⃣ or more 😖 back 🔙 you're 😘 a certified HOE 🛐💦

            Bastille Day

              OH LA-LA 😉😉 HAPPY B(ASS)STILLE DAY FRENCH SLUTS! 🇫🇷🇫🇷😍👏👏Today in 1789 a bunch of revHOElutionaries ✊✊were sick of being BLUE BALLED 🔵🔵😫😫by DADDY LOUIS 👑and viHOElated his SEX DUNGEON 👉👌🗝⚔️looking for BIG GUNS🍆💦😏 So let them eat CUM BITCHES 🍰💦💎💅cause these FRENCH THOTS 🇫🇷👩‍🎨💃🏻took poLICKtical 👅👅power from the arisCOCKracy. 🤛🍆 Send this ➡️to 1️⃣4️⃣FRENCH FUCKSTERS and we’ll COUCHEZ AVEC MOI 👠👄😛on the Champs-Elysées. Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and DADDY will give u some CUMEMBERT 🧀and CREME FRAICHE 🍦with his BIG BAGUETTE. 🥖🥖😳❤️Get 5️⃣ back and u CAN-CAN CUM-CUM 👏💦💃🏻up my EIFFEL TOWER. 🇫🇷🍆🚠 Get 0️⃣ back and its ✌️AU REVOIR✌️to your ROYAL ASS🍑 cause you'll be GIVING HEAD 👅🍆😅😅💦to the GUILL(HOE)TINE.🔪🔪😱
              👉U better💦FUCK💦A BAGUETTE🥖👌👅👅 and SCREAM 😩🇫🇷💥VIVE LA FRANCE💥🇫🇷 when it GOES IN 👉👉😭😭😍BISHES cause today in 1️⃣7️⃣9️⃣0️⃣✔️ the WHOREgoisie 💄👄💃🏻💃🏻made DADDY💪 LOUIS🤴a CUNTstitutional CUCK.😛🪑🗝⛓All those THOTS😒in the 3️⃣estates🥇🥈🥉TIGHTENED 🔩🪛his ROYAL 💅HOLE 😮👌at a big CUMGUZZLING 💦💦💦FEAST🤪🤪 on the Champs de Mars☀️☀️😎😎😚😛😛😉 but the MOANarchist 😩SLUTS 👆👆👑👑⚜️⚜️didnt know the ORGY 👫👭🧍‍♂️⚧👉🤜👉🤜👉👌👌👌👌👌💦💦❤️❤️was just beginning and they would be BOTTOMING 🍑every FRENCH 🇫🇷FUCKBOI 🙄🙄for 👏NINE👏 MORE 👏YEARS!!!👏😱😱😱.Send this to 1️⃣4️⃣PARISIAN PUSSY POPPERS 😽🍾🍾and I’ll LUBE 💦💦ur LOUVRE.🙏🎨👨‍🎨 Get1️⃣0️⃣ back and I’ll serve u COCK AU VIN.🍗🍗🍷👅👅Get5️⃣back and I’ll make u WETTER 💦💦than the SEINE. 😭😭⛲️Get0️⃣back and I’ll BURN🔥ur BUSSY😹👨🏻‍🦱like🔥🙏NOTRE DAME🙏🔥
              🎉🇫🇷💥 HAPPY ASSTILLE DAY 💥🇫🇷🎉
OH 😱 MON 😱 DADDY 😱💦 IT’S JULY 1️⃣4️⃣TH‼️‼️ TIME 🕐 TO STORM 🏰🔑 YOUR CASTLE 😏👀💦 FOR INCREDIBLE HEAD‼️‼️

👑👑 KING LOUIS THE SEX-TEEN-TH 👑👑 WAS THIRSTY 🥵🥵 FOR CL-ASS DOMINATION 👑💦 BUT THE WHOLE 🌍 NATION WAS THIRSTY 🥵🥵 for getting CAFÉ AU LAID 💦😩☕️‼️‼️

🆓🔥 LIBERTÉ 🆓🔥 ÉGALITÉ ⚖️🔥 FRATERNITÉ 👬🔥 WITH ALL THE BOYS 👦 👦 TONIGHT 🍆🍆 SO IN BROTHERLY FRA-SPERM-NITY 💦💦 SHOW US YOUR COCKADE 👀 👀 AND YOUR BEST FIREMEN’S BALLS 🏀 👨‍🚒 🥵

MARIE ANTOINETTE SAID: 💅💅 “let them eat ASS” 🍑 🍰 we are STARVED 😫😫 FOR HER CAKE AND FROG LEGS 🍰 🦵 🥵
⚔️⚔️⚔️ THE PEASANTS 😤😤 ARE CUMMING 🏃‍♂️💨 to CONQUER 🏆 that ASSTLE 🍑 🍑 TONIGHT 🏰🌙✨

🥖🍆 BAGUETTES 🍆🥖 OUT‼️‼️ FOR THE BUSTille 😩💦 THERE WILL BE 🎆🎆 FIRETWERKS 🎆🎆 TONIGHT 🌃🌃 CAUSE things are gonna get HOT 🥵🔥 and EXPLOSIVE 💥💦 AS WE EIFFEL TOWER 🗼🗼THE RICH💰‼️

VIVE LA FRANCE 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷 VIVE LA LIBÉRATION 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 RAISE THE TRI-SEXUAL FLAG 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 AND GET READY TO SALUTE 🫡 🫡 🫡 THE POLE 🍆 🍆 🍆

TAG TROIS 🫵 3️⃣ of your BREAST 🍈 🍈 ins-ERECTION-ists 😤🔥 and shout 🗣️🗣️ in the sheets 🛌😩 or you’re a DE LAUNAY and WILL BE FORCED 😩🥲 TO GIVE HEAD 🪓😱💀‼️‼️