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I have a 47 billion GPA

    I have a 47 billion GPA, took 938 AP classes in my freshman year, and am a member of every single extracurricular activity/team in the entire united states. Will i get rejected by the local community college?

    Compilação de Apelidos Racistas

      Zé gotinha da petrobrás
      Prompt de comando
      Tiziu
      Sombra 3D
      Sorvete de Asfalto
      Capa de Bíblia
      Resto de Incêndio
      Console de PS2
      Paquita de Olodum
      Suco de Pneu
      Capa do Batman
      Guardanapo de engraxate
      Borra de café
      Noob Saibot
      Metade de Zebra
      Blackout
      Geladinho/chup chup/gelinho de pretóleo
      Eclipse
      Sabonete de mecânico
      Pastel de piche
      Fita isolante
      Fundo de panela
      Gênio da garrafa de café
      Fim de Slide
      Mística
      Senhor Popo
      Luto Eterno
      Molho shoyo
      Mousse de graxa
      Mercúrio humano
      Memory card
      Coca zero
      Noturno
      Venom
      Tapete de oficina
      Derrapada de caminhão
      Vela preta
      Cabo USB
      Vitamina de petróleo
      Sola do pé do mendigo
      Avatar defumado
      Carvão humano
      Uub do DBZ
      Nescau, o cereal radical
      Impressão digital
      Faixa velha de pedestre
      Começo do túnel
      Jabuticaba
      Fita Cassete
      Chão de oficina
      Meia noite
      Munição de churrasqueira
      Insulfim último tom
      Gasparzinho do candomblé
      Manequim de umbanda
      Trapezista de floresta
      Beijaflor de bananeira
      Cosplay de saci
      Ausência de luz
      Jubileu do pica pau
      Lagoa de coca cola

      Do you hear the people sing?

        Do you hear the people sing?
        
        Singing the song of angry mods,
        
        It is a music of redditors,
        
        Willing to fight against the odds!
        
        When the beating of the drums,
        
        Matching the tapping of your keys,
        
        There is a fight about to start,
        
        To keep third-party apps free.

        Assediei a minha amiga

          No dia 30 de fevereiro eu estava em um rolê com uns amigos e minha melhor amiga. Ela soltou um peido sem querer e eu disse: “hmmm, que cheirinho de peidinho gostoso…” e ela ficou tipo “hã?” E eu: “sim, seu peidinho é muito gostoso. Eu deixaria você peidar com meu nariz enfiado nas suas nádegas.” Ela ficou estilo facepalm enquanto olhava para o chão, e eu aproveitei pra soltar mais uma pérola. Falei: “Aaahhh, vagabunda, para de drama e vamos fazer logo um sexo vaginal”. Depois disso, nunca mais vi ela.

          English version

          On the 30th of February I was hanging out with some friends and my best friend. She accidentally let out a fart and I said “hmmm, that smells like a nice little fart…” and she was like “huh?” And I: “yes, your fart is very tasty. I would let you fart with my nose in your ass.” She went facepalm style while looking at the floor, and I took the opportunity to drop another pearl. I said: “Aaahhh, bitch, stop the drama and let's have vaginal sex”. After that, I never saw her again.

          VTUBER WHY DO YOU PUSH BUTTON

            OH VTUBER VTUBER WHY DO YOU- WHY DO YOU PUSH BUTTON WHEN PUSHING BUTTON SHOULD NOT BE PUSHED WHY VTUBER WHY CAN'T YOU READ MY BRAIN VTUBER OHHHH HOW DARE YOU VTUBER Everybody, EVERYBODY YELL AT THE VTUBER! POINT! POINT AND YELL VTUBER VTUBER WHY, WHY ARE YOU DIGITAL VTUBER NOOO VTUBER READ MY CHAT READ MY MESSAGE VTUBER PLEASE VTUBER ONLY PLEASE VTUBER PLEASE FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS VTUBERRRRR WHY?? WHY IS THE VTUBER LIKE THIS
            OH VTUBER
            VTUBER WHY DO YOU-
            WHY DO YOU PUSH BUTTON WHEN PUSHING BUTTON SHOULD NOT BE PUSHED
            WHY VTUBER WHY CAN'T YOU READ MY BRAIN VTUBER
            OHHHH HOW DARE YOU VTUBER
            Everybody, EVERYBODY YELL AT THE VTUBER! POINT! POINT AND YELL VTUBER
            VTUBER WHY, WHY ARE YOU DIGITAL
            VTUBER NOOO VTUBER READ MY CHAT READ MY MESSAGE VTUBER PLEASE
            VTUBER ONLY PLEASE VTUBER PLEASE FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS VTUBERRRRR
            WHY?? WHY IS THE VTUBER LIKE THIS

            The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment

              The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.
              
              As for cost, we selected initial values based upon data from the Open Beta and other adjustments made to milestone rewards before launch. Among other things, we're looking at average per-player credit earn rates on a daily basis, and we'll be making constant adjustments to ensure that players have challenges that are compelling, rewarding, and of course attainable via gameplay.
              
              We appreciate the candid feedback, and the passion the community has put forth around the current topics here on Reddit, our forums and across numerous social media outlets.
              
              Our team will continue to make changes and monitor community feedback and update everyone as soon and as often as we can.

              History of the most downvoted comment on Reddit

              The copypasta was from a response by the EA Community Team on Reddit towards another person’s post on the aggressive monetization in Star Wars: Battlefront. During that time, the game was one of the most hyped entries of the year as it was a new IP set in the Star Wars universe and developed by DICE the developers behind the Battlefield series. However, many players were left angry and disappointed when iconic character such as Darth Vader are gated behind expensive paywalls or extremely grindy progression system.

              Hence someone made a post criticizing EA which lead to the “sense of pride and accomplishment” response and the drama ensued.