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Biden has Covid / Joevid-19

    ⚠️❗️UH OH ❗️⚠️ PRESIDENT 😩🫡 BIDEN HAS CUM 💦👀 DOWN ⬇️🕺WITH HOE-VID 🦠🤧! HE DIDN'T 🚫🙂‍↕️ USE 🙅🏻‍♀️ PROTECTION 😏🍆 FROM THE HEFTY 💪🏼🫦VIRAL LOAD 🥵 😷 AND HAS TO 👨🏻‍⚕️🔫 BE IN WHORE-ENTINE 💅🏼❌ UNTIL HE'S 🚫 NO LONGER 🧪🤪 CUNTAGEOUS 🤒👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 SEND 📲 THIS TO 46 OF THE SLUTTIEST 💄😋🙌 COVID CUNTS 💃💉 YOU KNOW 😤👊 OR YOU'LL BE 🔜🫵 THE NEXT VICTIM 😈🪦OF THE PANDEM-DICK 💀💀 
    🚨 CALL ☎️ THE CENTER FOR 😩 DISEASE 😷 CUNT-ROL‼️

SLEEPY 💤 JOE 💪🏼 maybe 😈 going 🏃 to sleep 💀 FOREVER ‼️💗 While DADDY TRUMP 🍊 was taking BULLETS to the EAR 👂our 🔥 HOE-TuS was taking too many 💦 CUMMIES 💦 to the FACE and caught JOE-VID-19😮

The world 🌎 HOE Organization 👅 told JILL to keep that 🐱 🍆 LOCKED UP 🔒 until 💦 JOE washes 🧽🧽🧽 his dirty nasty little 👌 fingers 🖕 for 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds with sHOEp 🧼 🧼🧼 and 💦 water 💦 otherwise it doesn't count 🤡🤡🤡

THE LIBTARDS 🇺🇸 🦅 are shaking down 😶‍🌫️ ALL the COCONUT 🥥 TREES in 😷 SEARCH 🔎 of the next suCcessor 🍆🥵 It's time for our 👑 heroinE KAMALA 👑 to step in HEROIN 💉 🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️but this TIME 😋 with an E !! unless 🙎🏻‍♂️ you're 👈 ZADDY HUNTER 💋 🐱 👅

THOTS 💭 AND PRAYERS. 🤲 But TO DADDY 👨🏼‍🦳🍆 JOE 👨🏼‍🦯 Send this to your 😈 fellow PATRIOTS 🇺🇸🦅 as a reminder 🚨 to stop 🛑🛑🛑 spreading 🤢🤧🤮 the germs 😷 and start spreading your 👉 🍩👣 legs 🤗 BEFORE IT'S JOE-VER 🥺

    Rule 34

      The R34 originally started from a 4Chan board and took off from there. 

      Rule 34. The fabled 34th Rule of the internet. The Rule is simple: if it exists, then there is porn of it. The Rule is always true. You cannot break it. No one can. However, what about the reverse of this Rule? If there is no porn of it, it does not exist. This is the unspoken dark side of The Rule. I quickly asked myself "is there porn of me?". I nervously typed in my name on some popular porn sites. I didn't find anything. As I went from one porn site to the next, dread slowly filled me. Pornhub. The Rule remains true. Xvideos. The Rule remains true. Youporn. The Rule remains true. I got desperate, so I went to more obscure and niche websites. Hentai Haven. The Rule Remains true. Nhentai. The Rule Remains true. Hanime. The Rule remains true. I even visited the dark web looking for anything. Even a crayon drawing would do. But as I clicked on the last porn website and typed in my name, I realized that I was slowly fading out of existence. Quickly I opened Adobe Photoshop and started drawing porn of myself. It was the only way. Head, body, arms. I was 25% gone. Legs, feet, knees. I was 50% gone. Now all I needed was the dick. This was the challenging part. I drew and I drew. I was 75% gone. My dick took up most of the canvas. I was 90% gone. I was almost done. I just needed the tip. I was 99% Gone. When I finished I was relieved. Somehow I had broken the rule. And when I noticed, reality began to collapse. Everyone should make porn of themselves to be safe. So yeah, that's why you should send me nudes.

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        I showed osu! to a girl at work

          Originally from a post on r/osugame but has since become a meme and other variations of the pasta has been created.

          Osu

          She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really"

So the osu!demons inside me told me 'say it, Comfortable-Chip-740, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play rhythm games, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found a Big Black SS that I uploaded years ago, and she watched in horror.

Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself

Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely

          Old School Runescape

          I showed osrs to a girl at work

She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really"

So the osrs demons inside me told me 'say it, Bwananabread, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play mmorpg games, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found a 500 invo ToA that I uploaded years ago, and she watched in horror.

Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself

Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely

          Guilty Gear

          I showed Strive to a girl at work

She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really'

So the GGST demons inside me told me 'say it, mini_tagus, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play fighting games, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found my EVO 2025 grand finals match that I uploaded to YouTube a year ago, and she watched in horror.

Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself

Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely

          Bloons TD 6

          I showed BTD6 to a girl at work

She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really'

So the BTD6 demons inside me told me 'say it, pinpunch, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play tower defense games, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found my CHIMPS bloody puddles completion that I uploaded to YouTube a year ago, and she watched in horror.

Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself

Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely

          Geometry Dash

          I showed Geometry Dash to a girl at work

She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really"

So the GD demons inside me told me 'say it, ComicalSans1, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play rhythm games, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found a Blood Bath 100% that I uploaded years ago, and she watched in horror.

Afterwards she was silent and said 'Geometry Dash isn't a rhythm game you idiot' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself

Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely

          Brawl Stars

          I showed Brawl Stars to a girl at work

She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah... nahh not really"

So the brawl stars demons inside me told me to 'say it, mRigged, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play Supercell games, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess, so I quickly found a Power League Mortis Solo carry video that I uploaded years ago, and she watched in horror.

Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool...!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyways I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself

Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely.

          Hypixel Skyblock

          I showed skyblock to a girl at work

She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really"

So the skyblock demons inside me told me 'say it, ecylios, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play on hypixel skyblock, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found a sub 4 f7 s+ run that I uploaded years ago, and she watched in horror.

Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself

Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely

          Chess

          I showed chess to a girl at work

She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play board games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really"

So the chess demons inside me told me 'say it, sokuto_desu, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play chess, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found a match that I uploaded years ago, and she watched in horror.

Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself

Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely

          Steins Gate

          I showed Steins;Gate to a girl at work

She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you watch anime?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really"

So the S;G demons inside me told me 'say it, sokuto_desu, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I watch Steins;Gate, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found an episode that I watched years ago, and she watched in horror.

Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself

Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely

          Class of ’09

          I showed Class of '09 to a girl at work

She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really"

So the '09 demons inside me told me 'say it, UzumakiMadeIt, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play Class of '09, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found a playthrough of that one route with the pedo that I uploaded years ago, and she watched the full video in horror.

Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself

Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely

          War Thunder

          I showed War Thunder to a girl at work

She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really'

So the snail inside me told me 'say it, Romanian dude, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play war games, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found the vid where an L3 gets brutally murdered, and she watched in horror.

Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself

Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely

          Five Nights at Freddy

          I showed Five Nights at Freddy’s to a girl at work

She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really'

So the bear inside me told me 'say it, animdude, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play horror games, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found the vid where the bite of 87 happens, and she watched in horror.

Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself

Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely

          I’ve never wanted to breed with anyone more than Makima.

            Its the Halloween Witch Mercy copypasta from 2017 but changed to Makima from Chainsaw Man.

            Guys, I'm shaking. I'm shaking, i swear. I've never wanted to breed with anyone more than Makima. That perfect, curvy body, luxuriant breasts. Hips fit for a goddess, created for childbearing. It really hurts to know that | will never be able to mate with her, pass my genes on to future generations, and make a perfect child out of her.

I would do ANYTHING for the chance to get Makima pregnant. EVERYTHING. And the fact that i can't do this is unbearable. Why would Tatsuki Fujimoto create something so perfect? To seduce us? To laugh in our faces?

Honestly guys, i can't take it anymore. Fuck...

            Let the apologies be as loud as the disrespect

              From a satirical article of Bronny James winning a COD tournament, this part of the article has became a copypasta for its shitpost potential.

              Let the apologies be as loud as the disrespect because Bronny, who was drafted No. 55 overall by the Los Angeles Lakers, just earned your respect. While many doubters called this draft pick one made entirely by nepotism, those same people look mighty foolish after his latest victory. 
              Let the apologies be as loud as the disrespect because LBJ Trademarks LLC, founded by LeBron James, has filed a request with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office to copyright “Taco Tuesday.” While many doubters called this filing "cringe-worthy" and a futile endeavor, those same people look mighty foolish after hearing LeBron's grito. 
              Let the apologies be as loud as the disrespect because Kelvin Benjamin, who was drafted No. 1 overall by Hometown Buffet, just earned your respect. While many doubters called this draft pick one made entirely by nepotism, those same people look mighty foolish after his latest meal.