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    My wife has a cardboard cutout of Henry Cavill from one of the Superman movies propped up in the corner of our bedroom. She's hot glued a dildo to whereabouts his penis would be, and it's a hefty dong that certainly puts some stress on the cardboard, and every night before bed, she'll gag on Henry's hubby club until she's begging me to pull her off for her own good because for some reason she thinks that sucking this faux cock is not cheating, but if she where to stand up, bend over, and, ya know, let Henry slide in and make another box office smash, then that would be cheating. Luckily, I work out almost as much as the real Henry does, so I'm able to wrestler her strong mouth away from the cutout and get her into bed where she can calm down. The whole nightly ordeal goes on for about 30 or so minutes, but she sleeps like a baby afterwards, so I can't complain too much.

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The beat 🗿
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The instrumental 🗿
The software used to create this beat 🗿
The synthesizers 🗿
The drums 🗿
The bassline 🗿
The guitar riff 🗿
The background melodies 🗿
The sound effects 🗿
The sound engineers 🗿
The autotune 🗿
The studio where it was recorded 🗿
The recording booth 🗿
The microphone 🗿
The mixing board 🗿
The mastering process 🗿
The final touches 🗿
The speakers blasting the sound 🗿
The headphones 🗿
The earbuds 🗿
The phone playing the track 🗿
The Bluetooth connection 🗿
The AUX cord 🗿
The radio stations broadcasting it 🗿
The vibrations in the air 🗿
The sound waves 🗿
The subwoofer thumping 🗿
The car stereo booming 🗿
The car stereo booming 🗿
The vibrations in the walls 🗿
The windows rattling 🗿
The ones listening to it 🗿
The neurons firing in your brain as you vibe to it 🗿
The dopamine surge 🗿
The adrenaline rush 🗿
The goosebumps 🗿
The fans cheering 🗿
The viewers on YouTube 🗿
The thumbs up on the video 🗿
The comments left by fans 🗿
The pinned comment 🗿
The one who commented first 🗿
The guy who got ratio'd 🗿
The first person who heard it 🗿
The person who replayed it 50 times 🗿
The guy who added it to his playlist 🗿
The person who saved it offline 🗿
The one who recommended it to his friends 🗿
The one who shared it in a group chat 🗿
The people bobbing their heads 🗿
The guy lip-syncing 🗿
The DJs spinning this track 🗿
The party where this was the vibe 🗿
The house party shaking with the beat 🗿
The concert where it was played 🗿
The rave where the lights matched the music 🗿
The crowd jumping to the beat 🗿
The stage lights 🗿
The speakers on stage 🗿
The pyrotechnics on stage 🗿
The laser lights 🗿
The fog machine 🗿
The fireworks in the background 🗿
The mosh pit forming 🗿
The people getting hyped 🗿
The hands up in the air 🗿
The festival where this track was played 🗿
The afterparty 🗿
The Uber ride home blasting it 🗿
The person humming the melody 🗿
The muscle contractions making you dance 🗿
The people posting fire emojis 🗿
The GIF reactions 🗿
The comments section 🗿
The algorithms pushing this to the top 🗿
The YouTube trending page 🗿
The Spotify viral charts 🗿
The people sharing it on social media 🗿
The Instagram stories 🗿
The TikTok videos 🗿
The reels 🗿
The algorithms pushing it further 🗿
The fan-made remixes 🗿
The nightcore version 🗿
The slowed + reverb version 🗿
The 1-hour loop 🗿
The fans listening on repeat 🗿
The house shaking from the bass 🗿
The car subwoofer booming 🗿
The windows vibrating 🗿
The windows vibrating 🗿
The neighbors complaining 🗿
The people putting it on during a party 🗿
The road trips with this on repeat 🗿
The Spotify Wrapped featuring this track 🗿
The year-end list 🗿
The workout playlist 🗿
The gym bros blasting it during sets 🗿
The headphones on full blast 🗿
The Bluetooth speakers in the park 🗿
The person running to the beat 🗿
The joggers 🗿
The cyclists 🗿
The gym 🗿
The squat rack 🗿
The leg press 🗿
The dumbbells 🗿
The barbells 🗿
The kettlebells 🗿
The bench press 🗿
The incline bench 🗿
The rowing machine 🗿
The spin bike 🗿
The treadmills 🗿
The elliptical 🗿
The weights clanking 🗿
The gym bros grunting 🗿
The cardio section 🗿
The squat racks 🗿
The weight plates 🗿
The chalk for gripping 🗿
The protein shakes 🗿
The protein shakes 🗿
The jars of creatine 🗿
The jars of BCAAs 🗿
The pre-workout 🗿
The protein powder 🗿
The energy drinks 🗿
The guy hitting a PR 🗿
The high-fives after hitting a new personal record 🗿
The gym shoes 🗿
The wrist wraps 🗿
The lifting belts 🗿
The gym clothes 🗿
The sweatbands 🗿
The shaker bottles 🗿
The gym bags 🗿
The powerlifting chalk 🗿
The Bluetooth headphones 🗿
The earbuds falling out mid-set 🗿
The veins popping 🗿
The sweat-soaked shirt 🗿
The sweat dripping 🗿
The adrenaline kicking in 🗿
The guy doing extra reps 🗿
The steam room after a workout 🗿
The sauna 🗿
The cold showers 🗿
The post-workout soreness 🗿
The foam roller 🗿
The massage guns 🗿
The stretching mats 🗿
The mirrors reflecting those gains 🗿
The bodyweight exercises 🗿
The jump rope 🗿
The pull-up bar 🗿
The planks 🗿
The gym lockers 🗿
The water fountains 🗿
The vending machines 🗿
The pre-made meals 🗿
The high-protein snacks 🗿
The electrolytes 🗿
The calorie counters 🗿
The workout apps 🗿
The fitness challenges 🗿
The gym membership 🗿
The recovery drinks 🗿
The post-workout smoothies 🗿
The sports massages 🗿
The muscle fibers repairing 🗿
The anabolic window 🗿
The soreness after leg day 🗿
The PRs being broken 🗿
The progress photos 🗿
The gym selfies 🗿
The Instagram posts of gains 🗿
The comments on those posts 🗿
The likes on those posts 🗿
The shares 🗿
The stories reposting gym goals 🗿
The fitness influencers 🗿
The workout tutorials 🗿
The workout tutorials 🗿
The lifting PRs 🗿 
The meal prep 🗿
The macros 🗿
The calories burned 🗿
The fitness challenges 🗿
The daily workout streak 🗿
The biceps flexing 🗿
The veins bulging 🗿
The protein-rich meals 🗿
The supplements 🗿
The people saying "one more set" 🗿
The squat depth 🗿
The motivational quotes 🗿
The workout music blasting in the background 🗿
The gym attire 🗿
The leggings 🗿
The sweat-wicking shirts 🗿
The tank tops 🗿
The sports bras 🗿
The lifting gloves 🗿
The resistance bands 🗿
The yoga mats 🗿
The end of the universe 🗿
The beginning of the next 🗿
The dark matter around it 🗿
The supermassive black hole 🗿
The expansion of space 🗿
The time dilation felt while vibing 🗿
The energy permeating everything 🗿
The strings of reality vibrating 🗿
The strings of reality vibrating 🗿
The particles dancing to the frequency 🗿
The quantum fields affected 🗿
The Big Bang itself 🗿
The gravity of the situation 🗿
The speed of light being surpassed 🗿
The wormholes opening 🗿
The alternate realities formed 🗿
The cosmic dance of galaxies 🗿
The infinite potential of existence 🗿
The birth of stars as this plays 🗿
The cosmic dust swirling 🗿
The nebulae glowing 🗿
The fusion reactions ignited by this song 🗿
The pulsars pulsing to the rhythm 🗿
The supernovas exploding in sync 🗿
The black holes warping space-time 🗿
The quasar beams slicing through galaxies 🗿
The entire universe humming with the beat 🗿
The cosmic radiation vibrating 🗿
The parallel realities merging 🗿
The time loops repeating this song 🗿
The multiverse syncing to this frequency 🗿
The fourth dimension bending around it 🗿
The fifth-dimensional beings nodding their heads 🗿
The strings of the universe vibrating with every note 🗿
The quantum entanglement happening between listeners 🗿
The gravitational waves caused by the bass 🗿
The energy of every atom responding 🗿
The dark energy accelerating its expansion 🗿
The curvature of space bending around the sound 🗿
The cosmic background radiation absorbing the melody 🗿
The dimensions beyond our understanding feeling this 🗿
The philosophers contemplating its meaning 🗿
The poets writing verses inspired by it 🗿
The artists painting to the sound of the beat 🗿
The dancers moving in perfect sync 🗿
The actors making cinematic masterpieces with this in the background 🗿
The screenwriters crafting epic scenes set to this song 🗿
The novelists writing entire sagas inspired by its rhythm 🗿
The architects designing buildings that pulse with its beat 🗿
The cities shaped by the energy of this track 🗿
The lights of the world flickering with its tempo 🗿
The oceans rising and falling with the flow 🗿
The tides pulled by the gravitational pull of this song 🗿
The winds across the world swirling in sync 🗿
The essence of life itself flowing through the melody 🗿
The fabric of reality stretching as the song pulses 🗿
The vibrations of the universe reaching their peak 🗿
The infinite possibilities unfolding with every beat 🗿
The ultimate truth of existence being revealed 🗿
The very meaning of life unraveling in the song 🗿
The purpose of everything aligning with the rhythm 🗿
The cosmos awakening to its true nature 🗿
The divine spark within all beings igniting 🗿
The universe itself ascending 🗿
The final realization that we are all one with the beat 🗿
me 🗿
you 🗿
ur girlfriend 🗿
ur dog 🗿
ohio sigmas 🗿
mr beast followers 🗿
gymrats 🗿
average phonk user 🗿
the FINAL BOSS 🗿
ur skills 🗿
the people 🗿
my N word homie 🗿
ur food 🗿
People who liked this comment 🗿
      The song 🗿 The beat 🗿 The creator 🗿 The producer 🗿 The instrumental 🗿 The software used to create this beat 🗿 The synthesizers 🗿 The drums 🗿 The bassline 🗿 The guitar riff 🗿 The background melodies 🗿 The sound effects 🗿 The sound engineers 🗿 The autotune 🗿 The studio where it was recorded 🗿 The recording booth 🗿 The microphone 🗿 The mixing board 🗿 The mastering process 🗿 The final touches 🗿 The speakers blasting the sound 🗿 The headphones 🗿 The earbuds 🗿 The phone playing the track 🗿 The Bluetooth connection 🗿 The AUX cord 🗿 The radio stations broadcasting it 🗿 The vibrations in the air 🗿 The sound waves 🗿 The subwoofer thumping 🗿 The car stereo booming 🗿 The vibrations in the walls 🗿 The windows rattling 🗿 The ones listening to it 🗿 The neurons firing in your brain as you vibe to it 🗿 The dopamine surge 🗿 The adrenaline rush 🗿 The goosebumps 🗿 The fans cheering 🗿 The viewers on YouTube 🗿 The thumbs up on the video 🗿 The comments left by fans 🗿 The pinned comment 🗿 The one who commented first 🗿 The guy who got ratio'd 🗿 The first person who heard it 🗿 The person who replayed it 50 times 🗿 The guy who added it to his playlist 🗿 The person who saved it offline 🗿 The one who recommended it to his friends 🗿 The one who shared it in a group chat 🗿 The people bobbing their heads 🗿 The guy lip-syncing 🗿 The DJs spinning this track 🗿 The party where this was the vibe 🗿 The house party shaking with the beat 🗿 The concert where it was played 🗿 The rave where the lights matched the music 🗿 The crowd jumping to the beat 🗿 The stage lights 🗿 The speakers on stage 🗿 The pyrotechnics 🗿 The laser lights 🗿 The fog machine 🗿 The fireworks in the background 🗿 The mosh pit forming 🗿 The people getting hyped 🗿 The hands up in the air 🗿 The festival where this track was played 🗿 The afterparty 🗿 The Uber ride home blasting it 🗿 The person humming the melody 🗿 The muscle contractions making you dance 🗿 The people posting fire emojis 🗿 The GIF reactions 🗿 The comments section 🗿 The algorithms pushing this to the top 🗿 The YouTube trending page 🗿 The Spotify viral charts 🗿 The people sharing it on social media 🗿 The Instagram stories 🗿 The TikTok videos 🗿 The reels 🗿 The algorithms pushing it further 🗿 The fan-made remixes 🗿 The nightcore version 🗿 The slowed + reverb version 🗿 The 1-hour loop 🗿 The fans listening on repeat 🗿 The house shaking from the bass 🗿 The car subwoofer booming 🗿 The windows vibrating 🗿 The neighbors complaining 🗿 The people putting it on during a party 🗿 The road trips with this on repeat 🗿 The Spotify Wrapped featuring this track 🗿 The year-end list 🗿 The workout playlist 🗿 The gym bros blasting it during sets 🗿 The headphones on full blast 🗿 The Bluetooth speakers in the park 🗿 The person running to the beat 🗿 The joggers 🗿 The cyclists 🗿 The gym 🗿 The squat rack 🗿 The leg press 🗿 The dumbbells 🗿 The barbells 🗿 The kettlebells 🗿 The bench press 🗿 The incline bench 🗿 The rowing machine 🗿 The spin bike 🗿 The treadmills 🗿 The elliptical 🗿 The weights clanking 🗿 The gym bros grunting 🗿 The cardio section 🗿 The squat racks 🗿 The weight plates 🗿 The chalk for gripping 🗿 The protein shakes 🗿 The supplements 🗿 The jars of creatine 🗿 The jars of BCAAs 🗿 The pre-workout 🗿 The protein powder 🗿 The protein bars 🗿 The energy drinks 🗿 The guy hitting a PR 🗿 The high-fives after hitting a new personal record 🗿 The gym shoes 🗿 The wrist wraps 🗿 The lifting belts 🗿 The gym clothes 🗿 The sweatbands 🗿 The shaker bottles 🗿 The gym bags 🗿 The powerlifting chalk 🗿 The Bluetooth headphones 🗿 The earbuds falling out mid-set 🗿 The veins popping 🗿 The sweat dripping 🗿 The sweat-soaked shirt 🗿 The adrenaline kicking in 🗿 The guy doing extra reps 🗿 The steam room after a workout 🗿 The sauna 🗿 The cold showers 🗿 The post-workout soreness 🗿 The foam roller 🗿 The massage guns 🗿 The stretching mats 🗿 The mirrors reflecting those gains 🗿 The bodyweight exercises 🗿 The jump rope 🗿 The planks 🗿 The pull-up bar 🗿 The gym lockers 🗿 The water fountains 🗿 The vending machines 🗿 The pre-made meals 🗿 The high-protein snacks 🗿 The electrolytes 🗿 The calorie counters 🗿 The workout apps 🗿 The fitness challenges 🗿 The gym membership 🗿 The recovery drinks 🗿 The post-workout smoothies 🗿 The sports massages 🗿 The muscle fibers repairing 🗿 The anabolic window 🗿 The soreness after leg day 🗿 The PRs being broken 🗿 The progress photos 🗿 The gym selfies 🗿 The Instagram posts of gains 🗿 The comments on those posts 🗿 The likes on those posts 🗿 The shares 🗿 The stories reposting gym goals 🗿 The fitness influencers 🗿 The workout tutorials 🗿 The lifting PRs 🗿 The macros 🗿 The meal prep 🗿 The calories burned 🗿 The fitness challenges 🗿 The daily workout streak 🗿 The biceps flexing 🗿 The veins bulging 🗿 The protein-rich meals 🗿 The supplements 🗿 The people saying "one more set" 🗿 The squat depth 🗿 The motivational quotes 🗿 The workout music blasting in the background 🗿 The gym attire 🗿 The leggings 🗿 The sweat-wicking shirts 🗿 The tank tops 🗿 The sports bras 🗿 The lifting gloves 🗿 The resistance bands 🗿 The yoga mats 🗿 The end of the universe 🗿 The beginning of the next 🗿 The dark matter around it 🗿 The supermassive black hole 🗿 The expansion of space 🗿 The time dilation felt while vibing 🗿 The energy permeating everything 🗿 The strings of reality vibrating 🗿 The particles dancing to the frequency 🗿 The quantum fields affected 🗿 The Big Bang itself 🗿 The gravity of the situation 🗿 The speed of light being surpassed 🗿 The wormholes opening 🗿 The alternate realities formed 🗿 The cosmic dance of galaxies 🗿 The infinite potential of existence 🗿 The birth of stars as this plays 🗿 The cosmic dust swirling 🗿 The nebulae glowing 🗿 The fusion reactions ignited by this song 🗿 The pulsars pulsing to the rhythm 🗿 The supernovas exploding in sync 🗿 The black holes warping space-time 🗿 The quasar beams slicing through galaxies 🗿 The cosmic radiation vibrating 🗿 The entire universe humming with the beat 🗿 The parallel realities merging 🗿 The time loops repeating this song 🗿 The multiverse syncing to this frequency 🗿 The fourth dimension bending around it 🗿 The fifth-dimensional beings nodding their heads 🗿 The strings of the universe vibrating with every note 🗿 The quantum entanglement happening between listeners 🗿 The gravitational waves caused by the bass 🗿 The energy of every atom responding 🗿 The dark energy accelerating its expansion 🗿 The curvature of space bending around the sound 🗿 The cosmic background radiation absorbing the melody 🗿 The dimensions beyond our understanding feeling this 🗿 The philosophers contemplating its meaning 🗿 The poets writing verses inspired by it 🗿 The artists painting to the sound of the beat 🗿 The dancers moving in perfect sync 🗿 The actors making cinematic masterpieces with this in the background 🗿 The screenwriters crafting epic scenes set to this song 🗿 The novelists writing entire sagas inspired by its rhythm 🗿 The architects designing buildings that pulse with its beat 🗿 The cities shaped by the energy of this track 🗿 The lights of the world flickering to its tempo 🗿 The oceans rising and falling with the flow 🗿 The tides pulled by the gravitational pull of this song 🗿 The winds across the world swirling in sync 🗿 The essence of life itself flowing through the melody 🗿 The fabric of reality stretching as the song pulses 🗿 The energy in every atom accelerating 🗿 The vibrations of the universe reaching their peak 🗿 The infinite possibilities unfolding with every beat 🗿 The ultimate truth of existence being revealed 🗿 The very meaning of life unraveling in the song 🗿 The purpose of everything aligning with the rhythm 🗿 The cosmos awakening to its true nature 🗿 The divine spark within all beings igniting 🗿 The universe itself ascending 🗿 The final realization that we are all one with the beat 🗿 me 🗿 you 🗿 ur girlfriend 🗿 ur dog 🗿 ohio sigmas 🗿 mr beast followers 🗿 gymrats 🗿 average phonk user 🗿 the FINAL BOSS 🗿 ur skills 🗿 the people 🗿 my N word homie 🗿 ur food 🗿 People who 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The whole gym 🗿 
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The gym shoes 🗿 
The one who play this at gym🗿 
The jar of whey powder 🗿 
The Steroid 🗿 
The motor fiber bundle 🗿 
The gymbro's blood cells🗿 
All who listens it 🗿 
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The nerves of the body 🗿 
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The air while I was breathing 🗿 
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verything that has the potential to exist and identify this song🗿 
astronomical reactions when this song is played🗿 
The nebula series🗿 
The reality and all unreality🗿 
God gave existence of this song in dimension 🗿 
The Milky Way galaxy🗿 
Those aliens from parallel universe when listening to this🗿 
The idea I got when writing this🗿 
Those who have the hearing ability to listen to this song🗿 
Those who acknowledge me for trying to write this myself🗿 
Those who red every comments of this video🗿 
The song listener🗿 
The saver of the song🗿 
The one who added this song in his playlist 🗿 
The one who got motivated and went to gym after listening this masterpiece 🗿 
The whole gym 🗿 
All the gym equipments including the mats🗿 
The gym shoes 🗿 
The one who play this at gym🗿 
All who listens it 🗿 
All who get more excited to do more reps 🗿 
The nerves of the body 🗿 
The comments🗿 
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The keyboard 🗿 
The alphabets 🗿 
YouTube 🗿 
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my friends🗿 
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the gigachads who comment the comentary🗿 
me🗿 
you🗿 
ur girlfriend🗿 
ur dog🗿 
ohio sigmas🗿 
mr beast followers🗿 
gymrats🗿 
average phonk user🗿 
the FINAL BOSS🗿 
ur skills🗿 
the people 🗿 
my N word homie🗿 
ur food🗿 
ur pet🗿The song 🗿 
The creator 🗿 
The instrumental 🗿 
The viewers 🗿 
The song listener🗿 
The saver of the song🗿 
The one who added this song in his playlist 🗿 
The one who got motivated and went to gym after listening this masterpiece 🗿 
The whole gym 🗿 
All the gym equipments including the mats🗿 
The gym shoes 🗿 
The one who play this at gym🗿 
The jar of whey powder 🗿 
The Steroid 🗿 
The motor fiber bundle 🗿 
The gymbro's blood cells🗿 
All who listens it 🗿 
All who get more excited to do more reps 🗿 
The nerves of the body 🗿 
The veins and arteries🗿 
The blood streaming at speed of light after hearing this🗿 
The comments🗿 
The thoughts while writing this 🗿 
My hands while typing this 🗿 
The keyboard🗿 
The emoji 🗿 
The alphabets 🗿 
YouTube 🗿 
Thumbnail 🗿 
Subtitle 🗿 
This comment 🗿 
Those who likes this comment 🗿 
Those who comment in this 🗿 
Those who start a convo in this comment 🗿 
The air while I was breathing 🗿 
The atoms 🗿 
verything that has the potential to exist and identify this song🗿 
astronomical reactions when this song is played🗿 
The nebula series🗿 
The reality and all unreality🗿 
God gave existence of this song in dimension 🗿 
The Milky Way galaxy🗿 
Those aliens from parallel universe when listening to this🗿 
The idea I got when writing this🗿 
Those who have the hearing ability to listen to this song🗿 
Those who acknowledge me for trying to write this myself🗿 
Those who red every comments of this video🗿 
The song listener🗿 
The saver of the song🗿 
The one who added this song in his playlist 🗿 
The one who got motivated and went to gym after listening this masterpiece 🗿 
The whole gym 🗿 
All the gym equipments including the mats🗿 
The gym shoes 🗿 
The one who play this at gym🗿 
All who listens it 🗿 
All who get more excited to do more reps 🗿 
The nerves of the body 🗿 
The comments🗿 
The thoughts while writing this 🗿 
My hands while typing this 🗿 
The keyboard 🗿 
The alphabets 🗿 
YouTube 🗿 
Thumbnail 🗿 
Subtitle 🗿 
This comment 🗿 
Those who likes this comment 🗿 
Those who comment in this 🗿 
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my friends🗿 
the sigmas who thinks they sigmas🗿 
the gigachads who comment the comentary🗿 
me🗿 
you🗿 
ur girlfriend🗿 
ur dog🗿 
ohio sigmas🗿 
mr beast followers🗿 
gymrats🗿 
average phonk user🗿 
the FINAL BOSS🗿 
ur skills🗿 
the people 🗿 
my N word homie🗿 
ur food🗿 
ur pet🗿The song 🗿 
The creator 🗿 
The instrumental 🗿 
The viewers 🗿 
The song listener🗿 
The saver of the song🗿 
The one who added this song in his playlist 🗿 
The one who got motivated and went to gym after listening this masterpiece 🗿 
The whole gym 🗿 
All the gym equipments including the mats🗿 
The gym shoes 🗿 
The one who play this at gym🗿 
The jar of whey powder 🗿 
The Steroid 🗿 
The motor fiber bundle 🗿 
The gymbro's blood cells🗿 
All who listens it 🗿 
All who get more excited to do more reps 🗿 
The nerves of the body 🗿 
The veins and arteries🗿 
The blood streaming at speed of light after hearing this🗿 
The comments🗿 
The thoughts while writing this 🗿 
My hands while typing this 🗿 
The keyboard🗿 
The emoji 🗿 
The alphabets 🗿 
YouTube 🗿 
Thumbnail 🗿 
Subtitle 🗿 
This comment 🗿 
Those who likes this comment 🗿 
Those who comment in this 🗿 
Those who start a convo in this comment 🗿 
The air while I was breathing 🗿 
The atoms 🗿 
verything that has the potential to exist and identify this song🗿 
astronomical reactions when this song is played🗿 
The nebula series🗿 
The reality and all unreality🗿 
God gave existence of this song in dimension 🗿 
The Milky Way galaxy🗿 
Those aliens from parallel universe when listening to this🗿 
The idea I got when writing this🗿 
Those who have the hearing ability to listen to this song🗿 
Those who acknowledge me for trying to write this myself🗿 
Those who red every comments of this video🗿 
The song listener🗿 
The saver of the song🗿 
The one who added this song in his playlist 🗿 
The one who got motivated and went to gym after listening this masterpiece 🗿 
The whole gym 🗿 
All the gym equipments including the mats🗿 
The gym shoes 🗿 
The one who play this at gym🗿 
All who listens it 🗿 
All who get more excited to do more reps 🗿 
The nerves of the body 🗿 
The comments🗿 
The thoughts while writing this 🗿 
My hands while typing this 🗿 
The keyboard 🗿 
The alphabets 🗿 
YouTube 🗿 
Thumbnail 🗿 
Subtitle 🗿 
This comment 🗿 
Those who likes this comment 🗿 
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my friends🗿 
the sigmas who thinks they sigmas🗿 
the gigachads who comment the comentary🗿 
me🗿 
you🗿 
ur girlfriend🗿 
ur dog🗿 
ohio sigmas🗿 
mr beast followers🗿 
gymrats🗿 
average phonk user🗿 
the FINAL BOSS🗿 
ur skills🗿 
the people 🗿 
my N word homie🗿 
ur food🗿 
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      My 4 colonist Own 4 rifles for base defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended.

        My 4 colonist Own 4 rifles for base defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.

Four club weilding ruffians raid my base. "What the devil?" My colonist say as they rush to the rifle line.

Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first raider, he's dead on the spot.

Second volley misses entirely due to low shooting stats nailing a wild boomalope.

have to resort to the hand to hand combat as the three remaining ruffians close the gap. "Tally ho lads!"

A single club strike shatters the first colonist skull, he's down.

In the close quarters a poorly aimed shot kills a second colonist.

The two remaining colonist charge the rapscallions. They're beat severally.

The hoodlums attempt to kidnap the three downed colonists! But hark! A stranger appears just in time placing a well aimed head shot killing another of the colonists as the kidnappers disappear off the maps edge with the two remaining colonist.

Not a killbox in sight, Just as the founding fathers intended.

        I’m not ready for you to leave yet. Please stay. Wait, why are you mad at me?

          Wait but..but.. I'm not ready...for that. I'm not ready for you to leave yet. Please stay. Wait, why are you mad at me? Why are you mad at me? I was doing it for you. What! Woooaaahooooooaaa....I was doing it for you..doing it for you...I know my place. I know my place. I understand. Come back. Come back I love you....

          Fubuki is love. Fubuki is friend.

            Its the cursed Shrek copypasta but changed to Fubuki from Hololive.

            I was only twelve years old. I loved Fubuki so much, I had all the merchandise and watched all the concerts. I'd pray to Fubuki every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Fubuki is love", I would say, "Fubuki is friend". My dad hears me and calls me a simp. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Fubuki. I called him an anti. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Fubuki. I'm so happy. She whispers in my ear, "Fubusex". She grabs me with her small bare hands, and puts me on my back. I spread my mouth wide for Fubuki. She sprays Fubupiss all over my face. I'm suffocating, but I do it for Fubuki. I can feel my nostrils burning as I choke on the Fubupiss. I endured against her stream. I want to please Fubuki. She sings Scatman, as she fills my mouth with her love. My dad walks in. Fubuki looks him straight in the eye, and says, "Otsu-kōn deshita!". Fubuki turned into a fox and leaves through my window. Fubuki is love. Fubuki is friend.

            Sometimes I fantasize about Lamy coming home drunk and beating me

              Lamy coming home drunk and beating me

              Its the Misato copypasta but changed to Lamy from Hololive with mention of her wakipai (portion around the armpit and side of the breast).

              Sometimes I fantasize about Lamy coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her wakipai. Is there any hope for me left?