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looking for egirl to play the game with and start out as friends

    looking for egirl to play the game with and start out as friends but eventually you develop feelings for me because im so incredibly good at valorant and you praise me and you instalock sage and you make me bark for heal nad meow for rez and tell me im a good boy and then after a while(you love me at this point) you become so obessed you stop talking to everyone else and you lose all your friends and your social life is horrible and we only talk to eachother pls add me PLS

    Stop someone from sending you unwanted nude

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      Por favor, coloque uma tag NSFW nisso

        Its the ‘NSFW while I was on the train’ copypasta but in Portuguese. 

        Por favor, coloque uma tag NSFW nisso. Eu estava no trem e quando vi isso tive que começar a me masturbar furiosamente. Todos os outros me olhavam de forma estranha e diziam coisas como "que porra é essa" e "chame a polícia". Deixei meu telefone cair e todos ao meu redor viram esta imagem. Agora há toda uma fila de homens se masturbando juntos nesta única imagem. Isso é tudo culpa sua, você poderia ter evitado isso se tivesse apenas marcado esta postagem com NSFW.

        This design is genius. It does so many things.

          Started from a comment on r/custommagic where users share their custom MTG cards. OP who initially used the pasta meant it as a genuine review on a person’s card but got meme-d due to how generic the comment was.

          This design is genius. It does so many things.

It's so neat and simple.

It's so balanced.

You can interact with it in so many ways, and each of them are so simple to grasp.

Really I love it, thanks for sharing, it'll go in my custom cube for sure.

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            UH OH ‼️😤 looks like former President DUMP 😤💦🍑 just got BLASTED 🍆💦 in an ASS ASS-ination 🍑🍑🖐️ attempt 😉😱 Seeing his PHAT ASS 🐳 PUMPED FULL 💦🍆 🫦 of HOT 🥵🔥 lead UNDERNEATH all of those SWEATY MEN 🌭💦👯‍♂️👯‍♂️ made me think he’s the right man for my CUNTry 🇺🇸🗽💦 He sure can take a POUNDING ‼️👊🍑🍆💦💦 
            WHAT🙀🤯🤯🙀?! DADDY TRUMP JUST TOOK A HUGE 💧🍆💦💧LOAD💧🍆💧 TO THE EAR!!! CUM-VICTED 💦 FELON 🚨DONALD TRUMP 🍊🍑HAS HAD AN ASS🍑 ASS🍑 INATION ATTEMPT 🤔 IN BUTT-LER 🍑 PENISYLVANIA! THE sCUMMY💦🍆💦 SHOOTER TOOK 8 BACKSHOTS @ the Prez BUT WAS LIMP🤭💭🍌 IN HIS GUN🍌! TRUMPS GYATT🍑🍑 GOT SLAMMED TO THE GROUND, CLAPPING👏👏 A 9.8💯 ON THE RICHTER! 👮🏼‍♂️SEXY 👮🏼‍♂️SERVICE👮🏼‍♂️ SASHAYED💅🏻💅🏻 HIM AWAY SO DONNIE COULD GET A HUMMER🥵💦 IN HIS HUMMER! THOTS🙏🤲🛐 AND PRAYERS🙏🤲🛐! LIBTARDS🥺🤭 BETTER COUNT THEIR COOCHIES🐈🙀 BEFORE MAGA🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅 AMERICA 🇺🇸🦅PEGS THEM INTO THE PAST! 🇺🇸🦅💯🔥 SEND THIS TO 5️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR CUNTIEST 💁🏼‍♀️💅🏻 CUM-SERVATIVES 🐘❤️IF YOU GET 5️⃣0️⃣ BACK GRAB ✊🏻HER BY THE PUSSY 🙀 IF YOU GET 2️⃣5️⃣ BACK YOU DODGED 🏃‍♂️ THE BULLET 🚅 IF YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK YOU’RE NEXT 🚔👮‍♂️🚔🇺🇸 
            Uh oh!! 😱 Daddy Trump ♥️ 🧢 just got BUSTED on!! 🩸👂 Sending THOTS 🍑🍑🍑 and PRAYERS🙏to TRUMP😭 as he makes his recovery🏥. Daddy's gonna need a LOAD 🍆 of BED 🛏️ rest 😴 😚 💋 and that bed will be rocking 🍑 💢like a ship 🚢 when we get there😏🌹. Make🇱🇷🇱🇷 America🇲🇾🇲🇾 Cum 🌊 💦 💦 Again!!🇺🇸🇺🇸 forward this ➡️⏩ to 5 FRIENDS 👭👬🧍‍♀️ to ensure 🙏 OUR PRESIDENT'S 🇺🇸🦅💵 RETURN 😴 TO STRENGTH 💪💯‼️

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r/project_wingman r/unexpectedprojectwingman r/project_wingmanjail perfectly balanced as all thing should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance

this is a fucking cry for help