From 4chan its satire of the ‘Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama’ copypasta but changed to Kazakhstan.
Salem, my name is Ken-myrza.
I'm a 27 year old American Kazakhboo (Kazakhstan fan for you sheteldiks). I enjoy erecting yurts in my garden, and spend my days listening to superior Kazakh oral poetry (Alpamys Batyr, Koblandy Batyr, Qyz Jibek) and telling people that Borat isn't
representative of Kazakh culture.
I train in traditional Kazakh archery every day, including sadak atu (foot archery) and zhamby atu (horseback archery). Kazakh bows are vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my archery license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Kazakh fluently, both Soltüstik-şıgys and the Oñtüstik dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Kazakh history and their Turkic batyr warrior code, which I follow 100%.
When I get my Kazakh visa, I am moving to Astana (formerly Nursultan) to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an avant- garde futuristic post-Soviet architect and find a beautiful wasian wife!
I own several shapans, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Kazakhstan, so I can fit in easier. I offer horse meat to my elders and seniors and speak Kazakh as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Kazakhstan!