Erm.. it’s true. Not Like Us? More like Not Like Minded 😂 KenDUNCE was just mad af that the DRIZZLER (see what I did there xD) makes better music, hits number ones, and people actually give af about. Kendrick does numbers, but his numbers are like my numbers 2s; poo!!
Jia Xichun is an ally/unit in the game Limbus Company.
Ooohhh!!! Jia Xichun!!! Cherished spring of the Jia family!! Become mine!! Let me witness your splendor!! Whisper sweet nothings into my ear, dazzle me with your graceful movements, let me smell the scent of your ████!!! Let me take your hand in marriage, and let us fill this worth with ten thousands descendants of the great Jia family!!! Even if the whole world betrays you, I will never abandon you!! Even if you send an assassin to cruelly take my life, I would forgive you with my last breath!! Ohh sweet little Xichun, you make my heart bleed!! You inflict more Rupture count in my soul than that Baoyu ever could!!! The cuteness that only a little sister could achieve is simply unbearable!!! My life completely changed when I saw you for the first time!! My personal timeline could be split into "Before Canto 7" and "After Canto 7" just like you can divide the timeline of humanity between "before Jesus Christ" and "after Jesus Christ"!!! You are my personal savior, Jia Xichun, my religion, my raison d'être, my Goddess!! I need you to give unto me my unction!!
No, no, don't leave me!! Let me bask in the glory of your presence just a while longer!! You don't have to return my feelings, I don't mind, just seeing you is enough!! Please, I don't even care if you step on me!! In fact, please do painfully grind your heel against my sinful face!! I need you, Xichun!! You complete me!! You give my life meaning!!! Xichuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn!!! I need to █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ until ████ █████ █████ ███████ we are ████ █████ █████ ██████ ██████ eternal love!!!!! Super Jia Xichun的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你妖艳 热爱百零五度的你 滴滴青春的蒸流水 ❤🖤🤍💦💦💧💧
早上好中国 现在我有冰激淋 我很喜欢冰激淋 但是《賈惜春》比冰激淋…… 🍦
Ooohhh!!! Jia Xichun!!! Cherished spring of the Jia family!! Become mine!! Let me witness your splendor!! Whisper sweet nothings into my ear, dazzle me with your graceful movements, let me smell the scent of your ████!!! Let me take your hand in marriage, and let us fill this worth with ten thousands descendants of the great Jia family!!! Even if the whole world betrays you, I will never abandon you!! Even if you send an assassin to cruelly take my life, I would forgive you with my last breath!! Ohh sweet little Xichun, you make my heart bleed!! You inflict more Rupture count in my soul than that Baoyu ever could!!! The cuteness that only a little sister could achieve is simply unbearable!!! My life completely changed when I saw you for the first time!! My personal timeline could be split into "Before Canto 7" and "After Canto 7" just like you can divide the timeline of humanity between "before Jesus Christ" and "after Jesus Christ"!!! You are my personal savior, Jia Xichun, my religion, my raison d'être, my Goddess!! I need you to give unto me my unction!! No, no, don't leave me!! Let me bask in the glory of your presence just a while longer!! You don't have to return my feelings, I don't mind, just seeing you is enough!! Please, I don't even care if you step on me!! In fact, please do painfully grind your heel against my sinful face!! I need you, Xichun!! You complete me!! You give my life meaning!!! Xichuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn!!! I need to █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ until ████ █████ █████ ███████ we are ████ █████ █████ ██████ ██████ eternal love!!!!! Super Jia Xichun的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你妖艳 热爱百零五度的你 滴滴青春的蒸流水 ❤🖤🤍💦💦💧💧 早上好中国 现在我有冰激淋 我很喜欢冰激淋 但是《賈惜春》比冰激淋…… 🍦
Is it wrong that this scene genuinely makes me wanna commit murder?
Yes, i know that this is a meme subreddit, but hear me out. I can usually stand Kimura. I hate his character, but i usually can stand his scenes and see them more as pop up ads on a YouTube video, if that makes sense. But this fucking scene makes my blood boil so much it can rival magma. Whenever i see it i want to jump into the scene and do things to him i probably can't describe here. Just thinking about it gets me going. And just so you know, I'm usually don't get this angry over things. So am i justified or what? (also for the love of god please don't turn this into a copypasta)
I hope you step on a Lego barefooted.
I hope your favorite snack gets discontinued.
I hope you bite into a chocolate chip cookie and it’s actually raisins.
I hope your phone falls face-down and you spend five minutes panicking before realizing it’s fine.
I hope you stub your toe on the corner of your bed right when you wake up.
I hope your shower is either too hot or too cold, never just right.
I hope you pour a bowl of cereal before realizing you’re out of milk.
I hope your socks get wet five minutes after putting them on.
I hope your favorite show gets canceled on a cliffhanger.
I hope your Wi-Fi randomly cuts out during an important moment.
I hope your phone charger only works at a specific angle.
I hope you always get the slowest cashier at the store.
I hope your earbuds get tangled beyond saving.
I hope you accidentally send a risky text to the wrong person.
I hope you wake up one minute before your alarm goes off.
I hope you drop your toast butter-side down.
I hope you sit on a chair that’s just slightly wet.
I hope you get comfortable in bed only to realize you forgot to turn off the lights.
I hope your game crashes right before you save.
I hope you always hit red lights when you’re in a hurry.
I hope you order food and they forget the sauce.
I hope you get a papercut on the webbing of your fingers.
I hope you start watching a movie and realize it’s the sequel.
I hope you accidentally like someone’s post from 2013 while stalking their profile.
I hope your shoelace comes untied in the rain.
I hope your glasses fog up every time you walk into a warm room.
I hope your drink spills in your lap so it looks like you peed yourself.
I hope your pizza toppings slide off when you take a bite.
I hope your chair makes a fart noise and you can’t prove it wasn’t you.
I hope you type a long message and accidentally delete it before sending.
I hope you step in something sticky with no idea what it is.
I hope your favorite pen runs out of ink in the middle of writing.
I hope you start singing a song only to realize you don’t actually know the lyrics.
I hope you finally find the perfect sleeping position just as you have to get up.
I hope your car’s gas light comes on at the worst possible time.
I hope your ice cream melts faster than you can eat it.
I hope autocorrect embarrasses you in a text to your boss.
I hope you get an itch in the middle of your back where you can’t reach.
I hope you drop your phone on your face while scrolling in bed.
I hope you forget what you were about to say mid-sentence.
I hope your debit card declines on a small purchase when you know you have money, and there’s a line of people behind you.
I hope your tongue gets burned on the first bite of hot food.
I hope you wake up thinking it’s Saturday, but it’s actually Monday.
I hope you have an awkward handshake that turns into a half-hug, then a wave, then a disaster.
I hope you’re about to sneeze and then it just disappears.
I hope you sit down and your chair squeaks loud enough to turn heads.
I hope you get the hiccups at the worst possible time.
I hope your sock slowly slides down inside your shoe while you walk.
I hope your headphone cable gets caught on a doorknob and rips them out of your ears.
I hope your sneeze is so powerful it startles people around you.
I hope you crack an egg and a tiny bit of shell gets in the mix but you can’t find it.
I hope your favorite song plays right as you reach your destination.
I hope you hit your elbow in just the right way to make your whole arm go numb.
I hope your toothpaste tube is almost empty, but not quite empty enough to throw away.
I hope your keys end up in the pocket you checked three times already.
I hope your playlist shuffles to the worst song at the worst moment.
I hope you wash your hands and the water splashes up your sleeves.
I hope you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and stub your toe on the way back.
I hope you wave back at someone who wasn’t waving at you.
I hope you wake up thirsty, but the water next to your bed is mysteriously warm.
I hope your favorite hoodie shrinks just enough to feel weird but not enough to replace it.
I hope you cut your nails and suddenly need to open a can.
I hope you tell a joke and have to explain it.
I hope you say “you too” when the waiter tells you to enjoy your meal.
I hope you think about this list every time one of these things happens to you.
Created by u/Exavless, its a response to people saying that Plants vs. Zombies is an easy game.
Plants vs. Zombies is actually an insanely complex and intricate game with remarkable depth. Just because some neanderthal like you cannot comprehend its many layers does not, in any way, prove that the game is easy. To be completely frank, I find it preposterous that anyone could possibly consider it "easy."
Even if you were the #1 Plants vs. Zombies player in the world, you still wouldn’t describe it as such. That would be like claiming chess - though Plants vs. Zombies is arguably even more complex - is just a children's game, a statement only the truly deluded would make. No chess master would ever dismiss chess in such a way, and no one should do so with Plants vs. Zombies either.
That’s why I’m certain this comment is nothing more than a pathetic attempt to provoke discourse. Well, your mischievous plan has failed, because seeing through it was "easy" for me. I suppose years of intense experience of playing Plants vs. Zomies had something to conitrbute it (since it increased my IQ to the level mankind has never seen before). Well, better luck next time, you (as the internet would discribe you) "troll"