The pp system is terrible, nothing impressive at all, it's just vibrations and requires 0 skill to literally just hold down a button and shake your hands like an idiot, haha how is that 1900pp??? Meanwhile I combined the tech map with 800 sliders and 200bpm aim burst full combo and got 200pp??? This game rewards mindless mashing instead of actual skill, what a joke.
Its the Navy Seal copypasta but changed to Jimbo the talking Joker that introduces Balatro and narrates the tutorial.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you wee jonkler? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Balatro University, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs on the gold stakes, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in discard strategy and I'm the top straight player in the entire English localisation. You are nothing to me but just another joker. I will hanged man you the fuck out of my deck with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth card, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me at the game over screen? Think again, jerker. As we speak I am assembling my secret circus of +mult across the shop and your chips are being scored right now so you better prepare for the flames, fool. The flames that wipes out the pathetic wee thing you call your blind. You're fucking scored, jim. I can get any hand, anytime, and I can score you with over e700 chips, and that's just with my high card. Not only am I extensively trained in high card builds, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Red Seal Steel Kings and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable small blind off the face of the poker table, you wee jurkner. If only you could have known what unholy immolation your wee """"clever"""" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have shut your fucking The Mouth. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're getting debuffed, you goddamn buffoon. I will shit my spare trouser all over and they will drown in it. You're fucking scored, jimbo.
They should add a seal called the navy seal. I think that it would be a great addition since seals are already very rare and fun to play around that adding more world be really cool. It would totally mix up gameplay in a way that would be super balanced and I think many people would love it. Also the navy “seal” should be colored navy of course since I mean that’s the color of the navy. As for the abilities (pretty funny that I rambled this long without talking about those) it should call the navy seals to your house and have them break down your door and kill your pets. I feel like this would add that fourth wall immersion to the game that it was really missing before. If you like that then maybe we should also add something like the swat seal that swats your house and you get killed. I think that would be really cool.
Its a meme where people spamming this ironic review of Minecraft Movie (2025) on Google.
Absolutely life changing.
From the moment the opening scene lit up the screen, I knew A Minecraft Movie was going to be something truly special. As a longtime fan of the game, I went in with high hopes—but what I experienced was beyond anything I could have imagined. This film isn’t just a video game adaptation; it’s a love letter to the creativity, adventure, and endless possibilities that Minecraft represents. It’s a thrilling, heartwarming, and visually stunning journey that captures the essence of the game while telling a story that resonates with both die-hard fans and newcomers alike.
A Faithful Yet Fresh Take on the Minecraft Universe
One of my biggest worries was whether the movie would stay true to the spirit of Minecraft while still offering something new. I’m thrilled to say it absolutely does! The world-building is phenomenal—every blocky tree, every creeper lurking in the shadows, every sprawling biome feels like it was pulled straight from the game, yet expanded in ways that make the universe feel alive. The attention to detail is astounding, from the iconic sound effects (that "ssss" still terrifies me) to the way characters craft tools and build structures in real-time.
The story is a perfect blend of adventure, humor, and emotion. Without spoiling anything, it follows a group of unlikely heroes—some familiar faces and some new—as they embark on an epic quest to save their world from a looming threat. The pacing is fantastic, balancing intense action sequences with quieter, heartfelt moments that give the characters real depth. And yes, there are plenty of Easter eggs and references that will have fans grinning from ear to ear.
Stellar Voice Acting and Characters You’ll Love
The casting is spot-on. Every voice actor brings their character to life with so much personality and charm. Steve (played by an incredibly talented actor) is everything we hoped for—stoic yet expressive, brave yet relatable. The supporting cast, including a hilarious parrot sidekick and a surprisingly complex villain, adds so much flavor to the story. Even the mobs—zombies, skeletons, and of course, the ever-menacing Ender Dragon—are given moments to shine in ways that feel fresh and exciting.
Visual Spectacle – Blocky Beauty Brought to Life
The animation style is a perfect marriage of Minecraft’s signature blocky aesthetic and cinematic polish. The way light filters through leaves, water flows dynamically, and explosions send blocks flying is nothing short of breathtaking. The action sequences are fluid and exhilarating, especially a climactic battle that had me on the edge of my seat. And the Nether dimension? Absolutely stunning—vibrant, dangerous, and full of surprises.
A Soundtrack That Hits All the Right Notes
The music is a beautiful mix of nostalgic Minecraft melodies and sweeping orchestral pieces that elevate every scene. Hearing those iconic C418-inspired tunes reimagined with a full cinematic score gave me chills. The sound design, from the clinking of pickaxes to the roar of General Chungus, is immersive and perfectly crafted. Even the wonderful songs sung by Steve himself brought tears to my eyes.
I am Steve
Chicken Jockey
Flint and Steel!
THE NETHER
This is a CRAFTING TABLE
They love CRUSHING LOAF
ENDER PEARL
They're the VILLAGERS
Water bucket RELEASE
Steve's LAVA CHICKEN
COMING IN HOT!
Diamond armor FULL SET
As a child I yearned for the mines
As an individual with ADHD (and other neurodivergence), I am absolutely HYPNOTIZED by Kendrick's latest songs, especially euphoria. The way he speaks/enunciates is just pure Mind Medicine.
The enunciation, diction, syntax... it massages my brain something fierce!
Kendrick's wordplay and lyrical abilities are literally undeniable, he has a damn Pulitzer. I already knew I very much loved the intellectual layers in his music and the way the wordplay engages my mind while the beat engages dat booty. I look like I'm being attacked by a swarm of invisible bees while in the midst of a gran mal seizure but that is neither here nor there.
What is here and there and everywhere in my brain is the way he pronounces his "T's" in
Yeah, fuck all that pushin' P, let me see you push a T
You better off spinnin' again on him, you think about pushin' me
He's Terrence Thornton, I'm Terence Crawford, yeah, I'm whoopin' feet
And way he lowered his voice on whoopin' feet.
And the way he says YNW Melly.
And the way he says "Gunna Wunna look like a saint."
I can't stop listening. Just pure, straight up mental medicine.
Anyone catch my vibes? Any lines in particular in any of his songs that really strike a chord and soothe your brain?
To be Fair, You Have to Have a Very High IQ to Understand Kendrick Lamar. As an individual with ADHD (and other neurodivergence), I am absolutely HYPNOTIZED by Kendrick's latest songs, especially euphoria. The way he speaks/ enunciates is just pure Mind Medicine. Discussion Join The enunciation, diction, syntax... it massages my brain something fierce! Kendrick's wordplay and lyrical abilities are literally undeniable, he has a damn Pulitzer. I already knew I very much loved the intellectual layers in his music and the way the wordplay engages my mind while the beat engages dat booty. I look like I'm being attacked by a swarm of invisible bees while in the midst of a gran mal seizure but that is neither here nor there. What is here and there and everywhere in my brain is the way he pronounces his "T's" in Yeah, fuck all that pushin' P, let me see you push a T You better off spinnin' again on him, you think about pushin' me He's Terrence Thornton, I'm Terence Crawford, yeah, I'm whoopin' feet And way he lowered his voice on whoopin' feet. And the way he says YNW Melly. And the way he says "Gunna Wunna look like a saint." I can't stop listening. Just pure, straight up mental medicine Anyone catch my vibes? Any lines in particular in any of his songs that really strike a chord and soothe your brain?
From White Lotus S03E05 where Sam Rockwell reveals the reason he moved to Thailand.
Well you know I moved here because uh... I moved here because, you know well I had to leave the states, but I picked Thailand because uh.. because I always had a thing for Asian girls you know? And when I got here I was like a kid in a candy store. If you got money, no attachments, nothing to do... I started partying, it got wild. I was picking up girls every night. Always different ones petite ones, chubby ones, older ones. Sometimes multiple ladies a night I- I was out of control, I became insatiable, and uh... you know after about a Thousand Nights like that you start to lose it.
I started to wonder where am I going with this? Why do I feel this need to fuck all these women? What is desire? The form of this cute Asian girl: why does it have such a grip on me? Because she's the opposite of me? Is she going to complete me in some way? I realized that I could fuck a million women I'd still never be satisfied. Maybe, maybe what I really want is to be one of these Asian girls. You know? No really. So... one night I took home some girl, turned out to be a lady boy, which I'd done before but this time instead of fucking the lady boy, the lady boy fucked me. And it was kind of magical and I got in my head what I really wanted was to be one of these Asian girls getting fucked by me and to feel that.
So I put out an ad looking for a white guy my age to come over and fuck me and that guy looked a lot like me. Then I put on some lingerie and perfume made myself... look like one of these girls.... I thought I looked pretty hot. And then this guy came over and railed the shit out of me, then I got addicted to that, some nights three, four guys would come over and rail the shit out of me. Some I even had to pay, and at the same time I'd hire an Asian girl... to just sit there and watch the whole thing. I'd look in her eyes while some guy was me and I'd think... 'I am her and I'm fucking me'.
Hey, we all have our Achilles heel man, you know? Where does it come from? Why are some of us attracted the opposite form and some of us the same? Sex is a poetic act. It's a metaphor. Metaphor for what? Are we our forms? Am I a middle-aged white guy on the inside too... or inside could I be an Asian girl? Right... I don't know. Guess I was trying to fuck my way to the answer. Then I realized I got- I got to stop... the drugs the girls- the, you know, trying to be a girl. I got into Buddhism, which is all about you know: Spirit versus form, detaching from self, getting off the never ending Carousel of lust and suffering.
Being Sober isn't so hard, being celibate though, it's... I still miss that pussy, man.
Well, you know, I moved here because—well, I moved here because, you know, I had to leave the states, but I picked Thailand because I always had a thing for Asian girls, you know, and when I got here I was like a kid in a candy store. If you got money, no attachments, nothing to do... I started partying. It got wild. I was picking up girls every night, always different ones, petite ones, chubby ones, older ones, sometimes multiple ladies a night. I was out of control, I became insatiable. And, you know, after about 1,000 nights like that you start to lose it. I started wondering where am I going with this? Why do I feel this need to fuck all these women? What is desire? The form of this cute Asian girl... why does it have such a grip on me, because she's the opposite of me? Is she gonna complete me in someway? I realized I could fuck a million women I'd still never be satisfied—maybe, maybe what I really want to BE one of these Asian girls. So one night I took home some girl, turned out to be a ladyboy, which I'd done before, but this time instead of fucking the ladyboy, the ladyboy fucked me. And it was kind of magical. And in my head, what I really wanted was to be one of these Asian girls, getting fucked by me, and to feel that. So I put out an ad looking for a white guy, my age, come over and fuck me. Found a guy looked a lot like me. Then I put on some lingerie and perfume, made myself look like one of these girls. I thought I look pretty hot. And then this guy came over and railed the shit out of me and then I got addicted to that. Some nights three, four guys'd come over and rail the shit out of me. Some I even had to pay. And at the same time I’d hire an Asian girl to just sit there and watch the whole thing. I'd look in her eyes as some guy was fucking me, and I’d think: I am her. And I’m fucking me.
You know, links are wonderful, they're terrific. I'm very good friends with everyone I link with. Borrelsword Dragon, Knightmare Unicorn, Verte Anaconda, they all love me. They call me The Linker. And let me tell ya, there's no better link than me. The best links. Everyone knows it. Five links, six links, seven links, even more. My links are YUGE. I once had a link with Summon Sorceress. Beautiful girl. She said to me, 'From now on, I only want to link with you, how 'bout it?' I said, 'Sorry, babe, I'm not a one-man linker. Not while Dark Magician Girl is out there.' Yeah, it's sad how bad she wanted me, but what can you do? In fact, the only one I won't link with is Linkerbell. Terrible design, nasty effect. I call her 'Stinkerbell.' 'Stinkerbell.' Yeah, I thought that up myself. Very, very stinky. Obviously didn't read 'The Art of the Link.' Terrible.
