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    Sauce?

      Copypasta of every sauce whenever someone ask for “Sauce? for a friend, of course.”

      Sure man, I got you covered:
      
      Brown sauces:
      
      Bordelaise sauce
      
      Chateaubriand sauce
      
      Charcutiere sauce
      
      Chaudfroid sauce
      
      Demi glace – Sauce in French cuisine
      
      Gravy – Sauce made from the juices of meats
      
      Mushroom gravy
      
      Romesco sauce
      
      Sauce Africaine
      
      Sauce au Poivre
      
      Sauce Robert
      
      Butter sauces:
      
      Seared ahi tuna in a beurre blanc sauce
      
      Beurre blanc
      
      Beurre manie
      
      Beurre monté
      
      Beurre noisette
      
      Café de Paris – Butter-based sauce
      
      Meuniere sauce
      
      Emulsified sauces:
      
      Remoulade seaweed sauce
      
      Aioli – West Mediterranean sauce of garlic and oil
      
      Béarnaise sauce – Sauce made of clarified butter and egg yolk
      
      Garlic sauce – Sauce with garlic as a main ingredient
      
      Hollandaise sauce – Sauce made of egg, butter, and lemon
      
      Mayonnaise – Thick cold sauce
      
      Remoulade – Mayonnaise-based cold sauce
      
      Salad cream – Dressing similar to mayonnaise
      
      Tartare sauce(w/ chilli)
      
      Fish sauces:
      
      Bagna càuda – Italian hot dish made from garlic and anchovies
      
      Clam sauce – Pasta sauce
      
      Garum – Historical fermented fish sauce
      
      Green sauces:
      
      See Green sauce – Sauce made from chopped herbs
      
      Tomato sauces:
      
      Tomato sauces
      
      Ketchup – Sauce used as a condiment
      
      Hot sauces:
      
      Pepper sauces
      
      Pique sauce
      
      Mustard sauces
      
      Mustard – Condiment made from mustard seeds
      
      Chile pepper-tinged sauces
      
      Phrik nam pla is a common hot sauce in Thai cuisine
      
      Hot sauce – Chili pepper-based condiments include:
      
      Buffalo Sauce
      
      Chili sauce
      
      Datil pepper sauce
      
      Enchilada – Corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a sauce sauce
      
      Pique Sauce
      
      Sriracha sauce
      
      Tabasco sauce – American hot sauce brand
      
      Meat-based sauces:
      
      Neapolitan ragù sauce atop paccheri
      
      Amatriciana sauce – Traditional Italian pasta sauce
      
      Barese ragù
      
      Bolognese – Italian pasta sauce of tomatoes and meat
      
      Carbonara – Italian pasta dish
      
      Cincinnati chili – Spiced meat sauce used as a topping for spaghetti
      
      Neapolitan ragù – Italian meat sauce
      
      Picadillo – Ground meat and tomato dish popular in Latin America and the Philippines
      
      Ragù – Meat-based sauce in Italian cuisine
      
      Pink sauces:
      
      Pink sauce
      
      Sauces made of chopped fresh ingredients:
      
      Fresh-ground pesto sauce, prepared with a mortar and pestle
      
      Chimichurri – Food sauce
      
      Gremolata – Condiment for ossobuco
      
      Mujdei – Spicy Romanian sauce made mostly from garlic and vegetable oil
      
      Onion sauce
      
      Persillade – Sauce or seasoning mix
      
      Pesto – Sauce made from basil, pine nuts, parmesan, garlic, and olive oil
      
      Pico de gallo – Mexican condiment
      
      Latin American Salsa cruda of various kinds
      
      Salsa verde – Spicy Mexican sauce based on tomatillos
      
      Sauce gribiche – Cold egg sauce
      
      Sauce vierge
      
      Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce
      
      Sweet sauces:
      
      Crème anglaise over a slice of pain d'épices
      
      Pork with peach sauce
      
      Apple sauce – Sauce or puree made from apples
      
      Blueberry sauce – Compote or savory sauce made with blueberries
      
      Butterscotch sauce – Type of confectionery
      
      Caramel – Confectionery product made by heating sugars
      
      Chocolate gravy
      
      Chocolate syrup – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient
      
      Cranberry sauce – Sauce or relish made from cranberries
      
      Crème anglaise
      
      Custard – Semi-solid cooked mixture of milk and egg
      
      Fudge sauce – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient
      
      Hard sauce – not liquid, but called a sauce nonetheless
      
      Sweet chili sauce – Condiment primarily used as a dip
      
      Mango sauce
      
      Peach sauce
      
      Plum sauce – Chinese condiment
      
      Strawberry sauce
      
      Syrup – Thick, viscous solution of sugar in water
      
      Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce
      
      Zabaione – Italian dessert made with egg, sugar, and wine
      
      White sauces:
      
      Mornay sauce poured over an orecchiette pasta dish
      
      Alfredo sauce
      
      Béchamel sauce – Sauce of the Italian and French cuisines[9]
      
      Caruso sauce – Cream sauce for pasta
      
      Mushroom sauce – White or brown sauce prepared with mushrooms
      
      Mornay sauce – Type of béchamel sauce including cheese
      
      Sauce Allemande – Sauce used in classic French cuisine
      
      Sauce Américaine
      
      Suprême sauce – Classic French sauce
      
      Velouté sauce – Classic French sauce
      
      Yogurt sauce – Food produced by bacterial fermentation of milk
      

      You can take away my friends, you can take away my followers

        The copypasta came from the Splatoon community where squarr (a former team captain) made a tweet after getting exposed for being horrible person.

        You can take away my friends, you can take away my followers, you can take away my reputation, but you can never take away my what i means to be me. I'll become better, this is a new start for me

        Very black-and-white in a very grey world

          I assume your meme is criticizing the part of my statement that Reddit posts (the representation of community sentiment) didn't contribute to the banning of Violent Outburst? I will agree to disagree. It's quite clear that community sentiment contributed to it's banning; I think not at least conceding that it contributed is very black-and-white in a very grey world. 

          Yoko Ono ruined my life

            This isn't a joke. If this was a joke l'd be posting this to r/beatlescirclejerk but this is real. Just looking at my username you can see my last name, what is it?! That's right, ONO. And it doesn't help that I'm Japanese. All my life when people ask me what my last name is I have to reluctantly say Ono and they get all excited and say "oh like Yoko Ono?" Or "ooo are you two related?!" NO WE ARE NOT! JUST BECAUSE WE ARE BOTH JAPANESE AND HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME DOESNT MEAN WE ARE RELATED!!!! All my life it's been like this and I am THIS close to fucking losing it!!! YOKO ONO YOU HAVE RUINED MY LIFE 

            I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Noir.

              I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Noir. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her rotton pussy. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Noir as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of sweet cream per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. Her natural belly shape will be a fucking sphere. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she should literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. If she doesn't have any eggs I will synthesize them from her DNA. She would have so much progresterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her. Imagine marrying Noir and she tells you she wants a kid and that she'll be fine and she'll keep her pole dancing duties up while pregnant. When she finally gets two lines on her pregnancy test she'll jump and full body hug you crying about how happy she is after trying so hard. Everything is going great for a few months, Noir is glowing and her stripper actives are working out and her belly is quite small on her toned body. Now imagine in a few months Noir has to stop her Nikke activivities because her feet hurt and her legs aren't used to holding up her new weight.
              
              Heaven.