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Big bags full of knives

    Gerard's big bags full of knives speech

    Gerard’s big bags full of knives speech from the My Chemical Romance WWWY concert in Las Vegas. 

    "There was a summer I started collecting knives, big bags full of knives, it's because...my friend died. And I was hoping somebody would try to hurt me, so I could kill them. And he fell down, he went to sleep forever." 
    “there was a summer I started collecting knives. big bags full of knives. it’s because… my friend died. and I was hoping… someone would try to hurt me, so I could kill them. and he fell down. and one day he went to sleep forever.”

    Hina from Blue Archive

      MILH - Man I Love Hina 
      If Hina has 100 fans, I’m one of them
If Hina has 10 fans, I’m one of them
If Hina has 1 fan, I’m that fan
If Hina has no fans, I’m no longer on this world
If everyone is against Hina, I’m against the world

Needless to say, Man I Love Hina 
      For Mini Hina:

White hair, fair skin, purple eyes,
Four horns, big heart, smol in size.
So brave, so strong, so lovely,
Like sun, like moon, like the sky.

Believe, beware, be careful.
The demon makes me unwise.
Headpat, pamper, spoil Her Grace,
For the cuteness fill my life.

-----------For Hina,
-----------with Love
-----------Sensei
      According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a Hina should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its cute little body off the ground. The Hina, of course, flies anyways. Because Hina doesn't care what humans think is impossible.

      Halloween👻🎃

        ⚠️ 🍀 ‼️ATTENTION ‼️💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN 🎃🕸HOES 😚💅ITS TIME TO GET 👻 SPOOKY SPOOKY👻☠️YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉PUSSY 😽AND 🙅DONT 🙅 ♂️FORGET 😩🙌TO SUCK SOME 💏DRACULA 💉DICK 🍆💦 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑 COSTUMES AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪👀👅💦BEGGING FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 IMMA ☠️SPOOKY 👻🍑SLUT🌮 I'M 👁PREPARED 💁🏼AND READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED🍆DICK🌽 MY LEGS ARE OPEN FOR TREATING🍭🍭🍭
        BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS ALMOST COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋 IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO DICK 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃
        🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻👻👻🎃👻 spooky shit spooky sHit🎃 thats ✔ some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky shit 
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⬜🎃🎃🎃⬜🎃🎃🎃 ¡BOO! 😤😤You just got the PUMPKIN dick! 😜😜This Halloween boutta get wild for you- but only if you read this👅💦💦! You will do stuff you never thought you could this OCTOBER ♋️💉💊HOES 🙆THOTS🙋SLUTS🙅all want your dick just like they want this pumpkin dick 👅👅send this on to 69 of yo sluttiest and horniest friends or else the pumpkin dick will not be happy👀👀🙅🙅🙅HAPPY HALLOWEEN AND OCTOBER BITCH THOTS!
        ‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉PUSSY😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆DICK🌽
        👋hey! 💀spooky👀 sluts it’s 🍭cocktober 👅😘happy samhain 🎃 come on😋 ghouls👻grab👌 ya crystal😂 balls🔮 and hop 👉on a 😍broomsdick 🍆the 🍟veil🍟 is thin😎 tonight 🌙so protect 🌚 yourself 😈& 🍫wrap it up 🍬
        Halloween 🎃🍁 has just ended 😢😭😭😨 you know what that means 🤔🤔🤔 ⛄⛄✡🕎❄it's time for HOENUKKAH!!✡✡🌨🌨⛄❄❄🕎🕎🕎 get ready for eight nights🌒🌒🌒🌒🌒🌒🌒🌒 of DADDY'S SHAMASH🕯🕯 up your hole!!!👅👅bake some jelly donuts 🍩🍩 and THOTkes!!!! make sure to keep that pussy LIT🔥🔥🔥 send this to 20 of your baddest MACCABITCHES 👅👄for an eight night long MIRACLE😍😍😗😗😗😙😚😥👀👀 if you don't, the greek empire will CONQUER YOUR SUGAR DADDY 😧😭😱😨😤
        DICK or TREAT! 🍬 DICK or TREAT! 🍬🙏🏼 GIVE ME 🙏🏼 SOMETHING 😉 GOOD TO EAT! 🐱 👅 😈 Happy HalloWEINER 🎃 all you VAGINA LICKING VAMPIRES 🧛🏻‼️ Now that COCKtober 🗓 has CUM 💦 to an end, the Spookiest 👻 and SLUTTIEST 😈 holiday is upon us: SLUT-O-WEEN! 🎃‼️ So it’s time ⏰ for all you Bad Bitch 💁🏻‍♀️Witches 🧙🏻‍♀️to hop OFF 🙅🏼‍♀️ that broomstick 🧹 and hop 🔛 this dick! 🌽 Your mans🙋🏽‍♂️will celebrate 🎉 by MUNCHING 😋 your Laffy Taffy 🍬 and 👆🏼ButterFINGERING👆🏼😂 that PEPPERMINT 😻 PUSSY 😻 until you MOAN 😵 with Almond JOY‼️ SUCKK 🍭 his HARDDD 💪🏾 BLOW 💨 POP until he StarBURSTS 💦 his 🍯 BIT O HONEY 🍯 😈 into your JELLY BELLY! 😱🥰 This SLUT-O-WEEN 🎃 don’t 🙅🏾‍♀️ be a bore 😴........ so make sure ✔️ you DRESS 👠 like a TOTAL 💁🏼‍♀️ WHORE! 🤸🏼‍♂️😈 Send 📩 this to 6️⃣9️⃣ HALLOWEEN HOES 👯‍♀️ before MIDNIGHT 🌚 CUMS or you’ll be CURSED 🌀😱 with a NO 🚫 NUT 🥜 NOVEMBER 😭😭😭
        
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        ITS THE NIGHT OF WHORE-ER 🙀👻 YOU SCARY SLUTS 💀💃🏻 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃 is for BRINGING OUT your INNER HOE 😤🙋🏻‍♀️TONIGHT’S 🌌 the night to FUCK in your SLUTTIEST COSTUME 😩💅🏼 and eXXXorcise that SPIRIT 👻💦 out of HIS DEMON DICK 😈🍆🤤 make sure you keep your lolliPUSSY 🍭🌮 sweet 😋 to keep ZADDY DRACCY 🧛‍♂️ FED ALL NIGHT 🌙👅 get his BONE 🦴🍆 in you to CUMplete 😝💦 your SKELETON 💀😏 have him PAINT 🎨 your JACK-O-LUSSY 🎃 with his CUMMIES 🍆 💦and CARVE 🔪 his NAME with HIS TONGUE 😜 but WATCH OUT 👀 for that STUPID BITCH’S TEETH 🦷 🙅🏻‍♀️ if you want your BACK BROKEN 😩 by A MONSTER COCK👺🍆 TONIGHT send this 💌 to 6️⃣ of your HALLOWEEN HOES 👯‍♀️ If you get LESS THAN 2️⃣ back, only YOUR NASTY SALAD FINGERS 🤢🤮 WILL VISIT YOUR COOCHIE 🍪 TONIGHT 💀❌ If you get 3️⃣ back, YOU’LL BE SLURPING 😜 DICKS DRY 🌵 LIKE YOGURT TUBES 🍆💦😩 If you get 6️⃣ back, eXXXpect 😏 a DRACULA DONG 🧛‍♂️🍆💦 to be KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR 🚪
        🔔🚨TIGHTEN 🥴🪢YOUR SPHINCTERS, 🍑😳 IT'S HOLE-O-WEENIE‼️‼️🎃👻🦴 GREEDY 👅💦 GHOULS 👹 are prowling 🧟 for 😱SCREAM QUEENS👸 and SIZE QUEENS🥵🤏🥴 to trick 🥸 AND treat🤤 with their 😛 HARD CANDY: 🍬👏🗣️ COCKlate bars 🍫🍆😜 Nerds GROPE 🍭🤓🥴 TITkats🍈🍈👯 THREESOME Musketeers 👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👨🤗 BUTTFUCKerfingers 🧈👐 MOMMY MILKY Ways 🍼🍼🤰 and MORE 😜🙈😈 Send 📲💌 this to 🔟of your SLUTTIEST 🥵 HORNIEST💋👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩HAUNTED HOES ☠️🏚️ and see 👀 who can 😱SCARE UP 👹👻 the SPOOKIEST 🤪👺SUGAR DADDY🧔🧟🖤
        THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen 👸of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 BOO!! Sorry did i scare you?? it's Cocktober 😈🌚 and almost SLUT-O-WEEN🎃💀👻👹 dat means ☝🏾👶🏾 me and my FUCKIN GANG 👏🏾👶🏾👶🏼👾👽 comin 4 YO CANDY🍫😋 wit dem DICKS 🍆😤💁🏾‍♂️💯 DICK OR TREAT 😔🤘🏼🔫😳 send this to 10 of your spooky 👻 hoes 💅🏾💃🏾 if you get 7️⃣ back youre a slutty witch bitch ♋️ but if you get 🔟 back youre the spookiest slut on the block 😛😈🔮💯 youve been visited by the thottie ghost!!!! 😩👻 if you dont send this to 🔟 other thots💁🏽😤💋 you will get NO DICK🙅🏼👋🏽🍆🚫 this Halloween 😩🎃☠️
        It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that dick 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen 👸of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀 ‼️ATTENTION ‼️💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN 🎃🕸HOES 😚💅ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY ☠️YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉PUSSY 😽AND 🙅DONT 🙅‍♂️FORGET 😩🙌TO SUCK SOME 💏DRACULA 💉DICK 🍆💦 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑 COSTUMES AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪👀👅💦BEGGING FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣☠️SPOOKY 👻🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW 💁🏼THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED🍆DICK🌽 BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃👻👻🎃 👻🎃👻 HOE😏😩😩👅💦💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃🎃🎃 comes to life🙀😻😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋😋 IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO DICK 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜
        Martha 😳🐒 Dumptruck 🐵🚮 In the flesh 🐭 here comes the 😅cootie squad 😒 wont you 🤬 shut up heather! sorry heather 😞 look whose with her 😟😲 oh my god 😮😮😧 dang dang diggity dang dang dang 🥺😳😒dang diggity😂😵✌️😗 dang dangIt's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that dick 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen 👸of the thots!!! Forward this to 7️⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 6️⃣9️⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀 ‼️ATTENTION ‼️💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN 🎃🕸️HOES 😚💅ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY ☠️YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉PUSSY 😽AND 🙅DONT 🙅‍♂️FORGET 😩🙌TO SUCK SOME 💏DRACULA 💉DICK 🍆💦 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑 COSTUMES AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪👀👅💦BEGGING FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣☠️SPOOKY 👻🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁️SHOW 💁🏼THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED🍆DICK🌽
        👻⚰️🍁HAPPY HALLOWEEN, SPOOKY SLUT! 🍂🎃‼️⚠️ 🕰️TODAY 🗓️IS THE DAY TO BUST 🍆💦OUT A FEW SPELLS 🪄💥BONE 🩻SOME SKELETONS☠️GET YOUR ASS🍑 HAUNTED BY A ✨NEW✨ BOO👻 😏👁️GAZE👁️INTO SOME 🔮BALLS 🔮AND BEG 😫STRANGERS🥸🤤 FOR SOME 👉🍩SWEET😛🌮CANDY 🍬😏🍭

IF YOURE A REAL 🧙‍♀️WITCH BITCH🧞‍♂️📲SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF YOUR 🧟‍♂️GHOULIEST 🧟‍♀️💅HOES! 🏪IF YOU GET 1️⃣ BACK, YOU GET A 🫢BIG BAG OF 🌰NUTS🌰IF YOU GET 6️⃣ BACK🔙 YOURE A CERTIFIED CUM😩💦 CLOWN! 🤡🎈IF YOU GET 7️⃣OR MORE, TRICK OR TREATERS 👯🚪WONT 🙅BE THE ONLY ONES CUMMING 🍆 💦 THIS HALLOWEEN! 👽🛸
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        Erwin’s Last Speech

          From Attack on Titan where Erwin gave his last speech to his soldiers before charging to their deaths. 

          Everything that you thought had meaning, every hope, dream, or moment of happiness. None of it matters as you lie bleeding out on the battlefield. None of it changes what a speeding rock does to a body. We all die. But does that mean our lives are meaningless. Does that mean that there was no point in our being born. Would you say that of our slain comrades. What about their lives, were they meaningless. They were not, their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous fallen, the anguished fallen, their lives have meaning because we, the living refuse to forget them and as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my soldiers do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of this world! MY SOLDIERS PUSH FORWARD! MY SOLDIERS SCREAM OUT! MY SOLDIERS RAGE! 
          Everything that you thought had meaning: every hope, dream, or moment of happiness. None of it matters as you lie bleeding out on the battlefield. None of it changes what a speeding rock does to a body, we all die. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our slain comrades? What about their lives? Were they meaningless?... They were not! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous fallen! The anguished fallen! Their lives have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my soldiers do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of this world! My soldiers push forward! My soldiers scream out! My soldiers RAAAAAGE!
          You are absolutely right. It is all meaningless. No matter how many dreams and hopes you have, no matter how happy your life may be, if you are crushed by a rock, it's all the same. We will all die.

Then, is life meaningless? Is it meaningless to be born and hope for the best?

Is it the same for our dead comrades? Were those soldiers meaningless?

No, they were not.

It is we who give meaning to those soldiers! Those brave dead! The poor dead!

It is we, the living, who can remember. We die here and entrust the meaning to the next living. That is the only way to resist this cruel world.

Soldiers, rage! Soldiers, scream! Soldier, fight!
          'It's all meaningless'. No matter what dreams or hopes you had... No matter how blessed a life you've lived... It's all the same if you're shredded by rocks. Everyone will die someday.

Does that mean that life is meaningless? Was there even any meaning in our being born?

Would you say that of our fallen comrades? Their lives—were they meaningless?

No, they weren't!

It's us who gives meaning to our comrades' lives! The brave fallen! The anguished fallen!

The ones who will remember them are us the living. We die trusting the living who follow to find meaning in our lives! That is the sole method in which we can rebel against this cruel world!

My soldiers, rage! My soldiers, scream! My soldiers, fight!

          I GOT FIRED FROM MY JOB OVER CHINESE LESBIANS

            Its the entire transcript of yuyuslivestreamdiary ‘i got fired from my job over chinese lesbians!!’ where she’s roleplaying as Kobeni from Chainsaw Man ranting about how she got fired from her job.

            I got fired from my job over CHINESE LESBIANS okay? Like, I used to work at a BAKERY right, PAST TENSE, until this whole Chinese lesbians thing happened, okay? Let me start off by saying this was NOT a great work environment, okay? They were lowkey EXPLOITING us, and there were DIDDIES there. There were actually P. DIDDIES working there. Not exactly the best people, so it’s not really a LOSS.

So, like, I worked at the FRONT DESK, okay? Like, at the front place, I’d be like, “HERE’S YOUR CAKE, HERE’S YOUR CAKE, HERE’S YOUR CAKE.” And then, so I was working at that cake place, and then my boss gave me his phone. He’s like, “CAN YOU PLAY SOME MUSIC FOR THE BAKERY?” and I’m like, “OKAY.”

Then my coworker is like, “I LOVE LE SSERAFIM, CHAEWON! CAN YOU PLAY CHAEWON?” So I’m like, “OKAY, LET’S PLAY LE SSERAFIM.” But the first two letters of “LESBIAN” also happen to be the first letters of LE SSERAFIM. So I search it up and then they’re like, “OH, LESBIANS,” in the past YouTube search history. I didn’t think much of it. I was like, “OH, THAT’S JUST A LITTLE BIT ODD,” right?

But an hour later I’m like, “I WANT TO LISTEN TO SOME CHAPPELL ROAN.” So I get the phone and “CH,” “CH” also happens to be the first two letters of CHINESE LESBIANS, and GUESS WHAT was in the search history? And then I completely forgot about this; like, he took a bunch of PICTURES of the search history, and then he sent everybody, he’s like, “HA, IT’S SO FUNNY.” I’m like, “OH, OKAY.”

So, like, a bunch of months later I remember this. I’m like, “OH, REMEMBER THE TIME WE SAW THAT IN HIS SEARCH HISTORY?” And then I was like–and then she was like, “OH YEAH, I REMEMBER.” I’m like, “OH, I SAW THIS. I SAW LIKE THE PICTURES OF THE SEARCH HISTORY,” and she’s like, “OH, OKAY.” And then she was like, “CAN I SEE?” and I was like, “OKAY, YEAH, YOU CAN SEE.” So I sent it to her, and I thought I sent it to her, but I ACCIDENTALLY SENT IT TO THE WORK GROUP CHAT with HIS WIFE in it.

And so when I sent it to that group chat, I left my phone for FIVE HOURS okay? I don’t go back to my phone for five hours, and then after those five hours, I come back to like THIRTY MISSED CALLS. And then, like, my friend responded to the picture with, “OH, THIS IS THE BOSS’S SEARCH HISTORY,” she literally, like, gave my picture contact. And then his WIFE–we did not know his wife was in that group chat either. So his wife responded with an ADRENALINE-FUELED RANT like, “WHY ARE YOU SAYING THIS, WHAT’S GOING ON?” And apparently, she was scared, thinking we were IMPLYING HER HUSBAND WAS CHEATING by watching lesbians on YouTube or whatever.

I’m sitting there like, “WHAT’S WRONG WITH CHINESE LESBIANS? ARE YOU JUST HOMOPHOBIC OR SOMETHING?” I LOVE CHINESE LESBIANS; no clue why you’re pressed. This is my SIGN: NEVER work somewhere that EXPLOITS YOU because THIS is what you’ll get. And at this point, I’m starting to believe the boss is the one SEARCHING UP CHINESE LESBIANS because they keep CHANGING THEIR STORY. One day it’s, “WE HAVEN’T USED THIS PHONE IN A LONG TIME,” or “THIS IS SOMEBODY ELSE’S PHONE.”

Like, what are you even saying? They didn’t tell anybody about it; they were just like, “SHH, WE DON’T TRUST YOU. YOU CAN LEAVE.” They didn’t tell any of her parents; they didn’t tell anybody who worked there. ARE YOU JOKING ME? OH MY GOD.

            M2 Browning in space

              Its a 4chan copypasta that circlejerks on how great the M2 Browning is by fantasizing it as the superior weapon in space warfare. 

              >2066

>Stationed on Mars to quell a rebellion

>Become side door gunner for atmospheric dropship.

>No miniguns or gatling cannons, just some metal brick with a pipe on one end.

>Get sent in to extract some wounded.

>Reach the evac zone and come under attack.

>Hoard of rebels charging in with their new plasma guns and compact rocket launchers.

>Let loose a stream of bullets.

>The sounds of the rebel's screams are nearly drowned out by the heavy "Kachunk chunk chunk chunk" of the machinegun.

>The wounded are loaded up and returned to base.

>Inspect MG afterwards.

>Thing was made in 1942.

>Tunisia, Italy, and Germany are scratched onto the gun.

>Scratch "Mars" on with a knife.
              Ma Deuce Mars
              >2066

>Stationed on Mars to quell a rebellion

>Become side door gunner for atmospheric dropship

.>No miniguns or gatling cannons, just some metal brick with a pipe on one end.

>Get sent in to extract some wounded.

>Reach the evac zone and come under attack.

>Hoard of rebels charging in with their new plasma guns and compact rocket launchers.

>Let loose a stream of bullets.

>The sounds of the rebel's screams are nearly drowned out by the heavy "Kachunk chunk chunk chunk" of the machinegun.

>The wounded are loaded up and returned to base.

>Inspect MG afterwards.

>Thing was made in 1942.

>Tunisia, Italy, and Germany are scratched onto the gun.

>Scratch "Olympus Mons" on with a knife.