It's an off-season question, but I'm serious. Lets say that it's the finals game 7 in crunch time. If LeBron starts kissing Kyrie, not a single defender will be watching the ball, leaving JR open for an easy 3. Would LeBron and Kyrie be called for a techical, or would the points count? The rules say technical fouls relate to unsportsmanlike behavior, but I don't see how this is unsportsmanlike, it's just the most uncharacteristic thing ever. What say you guys?
Is it Legal for Players to Kiss as a Strategy?
Let’s say that it's the finals on LAN map 5 in crunch time. If Victor starts kissing FNS, not a single opponent will be watching the game, leaving Yay open for an easy ace. Would Victor and FNS be punished for this or would the round count? The rules are vague but point to no unsportsmanlike behavior, but I don't see how this is unsportsmanlike, it's just the most uncharacteristic thing ever. What say you guys?
When EDG is ahead in man advantage, Kang Kang feels that EDG is at a great advantage and thus he will push aggressively. When EDG is even in players, Kang Kang thinks that EDG is at a small advantage, and he so he pushes aggressively to fight to secure their "lead". When EDG is behind by one player, Kang Kang thinks that EDG is at a disadvantage and so he looks for an aggressive play to regain control of the game. When EDG is down multiple players, Kang Kang thinks that the team has reached a desperate situation and they are only waiting passively for their death if he does not make an aggressive play.
1 kill, 20 assists? That’s that real discord kitten valorant, I 100% respect it. Those are the stats I put up when I’m tryna get free discord nitro from some shady guy I met on craigslist.Y’all wouldn’t get it
"Hallo, everynyan! How are you? Fine, shank you."
"OH MY GAH!"
"I wish I were a bird."
"Why are you speaking in English?"
"My daughter is going to America."
"A bird?"
"I am not a bird. I am a cat! If I'm not a cat, what am I?"
"...Your face sorta looks like... ...Mori. The previous prime minister..."
"HMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNN...!!
"Ohhh!! I'm sorry!!"
...Cat walks in.
"Ohh, are you a real cat? But, look at my cat tongue, thus proving I'm a cat!"
"Ooh!! I have a cat tongue, too!!"
"Then, I shall rip out your tongue!!"
"WHAAAT?! WHYYY?!"
All these fucking cows around, as you do get at the cattle fairs. And then this one cow got this trapped wind, like--there's a technical name for it, but I don't know what the fuck it is. Anyways, this cow starts expanding like a mad thing, starts really ballooning up, and that's really dangerous, because they can die like that. And nobody knew what to do, til this short, tiny fella popped up. He was just passing by, like. And he takes out a fucking screwdriver and jumps into the pen, and everybody's going, "Oh fuck, no," like. And the short fella starts stabbing big fucking holes in the side of this cow, like. And we all thought he was mental, going stabbing a cow, like. But then the cow started deflating back to normal, because that's what you're supposed to do with a cow with trapped wind--stab the fucker. So everybody gave this short fella a round of applause, for being so on the ball, like. But then he starts giving us his whole life story about what an expert he is on fucking cows. And he says this gas that's coming out of the cow, it's the exact same gas as the gas in your oven back home. And everybody said, "Fuck off, is it the same." But the short fella said, "It is! Watch." And he lights the fucking gas, like! So there's this stream of fucking fire shooting out of this cow! And we were so impressed, like, and we gave him another round of applause. But the gas must have backed up inside or something, because the cow fucking exploded.
Best day of me fucking life, that cow exploding.
