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Snydercut of “Rebel Moon: The Empire of a Thousand Planets” will singlehandedly take home every Oscar and Saturn Award in the next century.

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    yes, the Snydercut of "Rebel Moon: The Empire of a Thousand Planets" will singlehandedly take home every Oscar and Saturn Award in the next century. In fact, it will be so good that nobody will ever mention the restored cut of "Metropolis" or the director's cut of "Blade Runner" ever again. Martin Scorsese will have to wipe most of the inferior scifi movies from his National Film Registry to make room for Rebel Moon, which will be so historically and culturally significant that everything that came before pales in comparison. Penis Villeneuve then announces his shameful retirement when "Dun3" loses a billion dollars while "Rebel Moon" beats "Gone With the Wind" ($100 trillions, adjusted for inflation) at the box office. James Cameron declares Zack the true master of Scifi Cinema and auctions his "Avatar 6" script to fund Zack's ambitious "Rebel Star" project. Of course, Zack, with his integrety, will turn down the offer and instead pay for Cameron's own "Terminator vs Aliens" film's production budget, with only 0.02% of Rebel Moon's massive profit. Zack then buys back the "Star Wars" franchise from Disney and gives it back to George Lucas, who thanks him and adopts Zack as his grandson. This begins the era of the "Rebel Wars" saga, which future historians consider the film series that saved humanity from extinction. On Zack Snyder's coronation day, Sir Christopher Nolan remarks that Zack is righteously the true mordern Arthurian Legend of film history, and reveals that the bulk beings in "Interstellar" are what humans became after following the philosophy of Zack Snyder's Rebel Moon (the two films take place in the same universe). Stevie Spielsberg notes that Zack's filmography has saved more lives than Oskar Schindler and Indiana Jones combined. Quentin Tarantino, now 69, ponders on whether his last film will ever be as good as the opening credits of "Rebel Moon". David Lynch gives up digital videos after being inspired by Zack the Blueprint Snyder, and returns to analog IMAX film, the only material on Earth that could capture and withstand the pure attention to details of Zack's Rebel Moon. Every pixel on a digital camera would explode due to the sheer depth of each frame. (Every frame of his is a surreal painting).

    This is the worst map in the history-the worst song, the worst map, the worst-like-dude

      Pro Osu player was commenting on Cookiezi maps on his livestream which got clipped and became a meme.

      This is the worst map in the history-the worst song, the worst map, the worst-like-dude like, this is just, like what the hell is this? Dude every time I like- I randomly click on

cookiezi's stream I see him playing that map it makes me like wanna blow my brains out in

fortnite, ya know, with the pump shotgun? It's so annoying. Like what is wrong with him? It must be so brain damage to play that... and then I just instantly click off his stream, that's just like,

and then I'll go and check reddit and they'll be like "oh my god he did this like crazy score", and

then I'll tune into his stream and then he'll be playing this stupid ass annoying pee dough file map. #KWANGRINDSET 💪😎

      What does Not for Sale Fossil Even Mean?

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        What does Not for Sale Fossil Even Mean? Like a Fossil that’s not for sale? Why don’t they just say Fossil not for Sale? Kinda Dumb if you think about it. Or is she like referring to like a person like, Not for Sale, Fossil, she’s calling a grandma or a grandpa oh. Why would she even be selling a Fossil? is she an archeologist? Oh maybe it’s about like, her selling her soul to like, oh wait I don’t think I can talk about this on Stream.

        Dude. I. … LIKE… Who? look away because you put shit after the spinner.

          From a livestream where a pro Osu player Ryuk was commenting on Junshin Always beatmap.

          Dude. I. ... LIKE... Who? look away because you put shit after the spinner. Dude this map already never ends at the end. Look look look. Listen listen. Okay. Like, like this. Okay. Big jumps, alright, alright. Okay fine, there's an outro, alright. Come on, you're about to end. You expect it.. it's about to end on this one stream and that's it. No, it goes back again and you get another one. It keeps going like you're about end. Yeah, yeah. Oh, there's a big….. one more jump right. Okay. Nope, there's still more jumps. And then you get this. And then you get this stupid thing. And then the spinner and then there's one more, there's two more. Stop!!! Just shut the fuck up and end the song already!!! This is fucking unbelievable…

          I can’t take it anymore. I’m tired of being underwater

            This is a parody of the Xiangling copypasta thats started from Twitter and became a meme afterwards.

            I can't take it anymore. I'm tired of being underwater. I pull for Arlechinno, she can't use her kit underwater. I want to play my top 1% Ganyu. She can't use her bow underwater. I want to grab materials with Nahida. She can't do it underwater. I want to jump around with Cloud Retainer. She can't use her skill underwater. I want to play Shenhe, Ayaka. They both can't do anything underwater. Navia grabs me by the throat. I give her mora. I get her geo gems. I endlessly kill a robot couple for her. She isn't satisfied. I have an abundance of other enemy drops. "I don't need any of these" She tells me. "Give me more oceanic pearls". She drags Neuvillete and they both force me to dive in the sea. "You just need to get us more materials. We can do more damage with higher level talents." I can't even look up Chiori's skirt while farming. I don't have mods... Wait a minute, I don't even have Neuvilette, what does he even wan- He brings Furina with him. She's in ousia form. "Guess this is the end." She calls her salon members. She says "Madam Crabaletta pinch his balls." There are no hint of sadness in their eyes. Nothing but pure 30 seconds of chasing me throughout the sea before they despawn because she cant use her skill underwater. What a cruel world.

            “Bruh did you ever hear about the GOAT Darth Plagueis the Wise?”

              The story of Darth Plagueis the Wise but bastardized using Gen Z slang and made into a copypasta.

              "Bruh did you ever hear about the GOAT Darth Plagueis the Wise?" 
'Nah.' 
"Oof. The Jedi wouldn't tell you, that's pretty sus. It's a Sith banger. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so based and so boujee he could use the Force to fuck with the midichlorians to straight up make life. He was so extra he could even keep his fam from unaliving." 
'No cap?' 
"Fr fr, no cap." 
'Bffr, that's-' 
"Let me cook, Anakin. The dark side of the Force is legit bussin, even though some people think it's a lil cooked." 
'What happened to him?' 
"He was such a baller but he had mad FOMO that he'd lose his rizz, which is exactly what fuckin happened, lmao. He was pretty delulu and taught his apprentice everything he knew, and then his apprentice clapped back and unalived him in his sleep. Absolutely memeworthy, he could save others but not himself. Pretty mid tbh." 
'I'm gagged. Is it possible to learn this power?' 
"From an NPC Jedi? Nah." 
'Ok boomer.'