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Biden has Covid / Joevid-19

    ⚠️❗️UH OH ❗️⚠️ PRESIDENT 😩🫡 BIDEN HAS CUM 💦👀 DOWN ⬇️🕺WITH HOE-VID 🦠🤧! HE DIDN'T 🚫🙂‍↕️ USE 🙅🏻‍♀️ PROTECTION 😏🍆 FROM THE HEFTY 💪🏼🫦VIRAL LOAD 🥵 😷 AND HAS TO 👨🏻‍⚕️🔫 BE IN WHORE-ENTINE 💅🏼❌ UNTIL HE'S 🚫 NO LONGER 🧪🤪 CUNTAGEOUS 🤒👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 SEND 📲 THIS TO 46 OF THE SLUTTIEST 💄😋🙌 COVID CUNTS 💃💉 YOU KNOW 😤👊 OR YOU'LL BE 🔜🫵 THE NEXT VICTIM 😈🪦OF THE PANDEM-DICK 💀💀 
    🚨 CALL ☎️ THE CENTER FOR 😩 DISEASE 😷 CUNT-ROL‼️
    
    SLEEPY 💤 JOE 💪🏼 maybe 😈 going 🏃 to sleep 💀 FOREVER ‼️💗 While DADDY TRUMP 🍊 was taking BULLETS to the EAR 👂our 🔥 HOE-TuS was taking too many 💦 CUMMIES 💦 to the FACE and caught JOE-VID-19😮
    
    The world 🌎 HOE Organization 👅 told JILL to keep that 🐱 🍆 LOCKED UP 🔒 until 💦 JOE washes 🧽🧽🧽 his dirty nasty little 👌 fingers 🖕 for 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds with sHOEp 🧼 🧼🧼 and 💦 water 💦 otherwise it doesn't count 🤡🤡🤡
    
    THE LIBTARDS 🇺🇸 🦅 are shaking down 😶‍🌫️ ALL the COCONUT 🥥 TREES in 😷 SEARCH 🔎 of the next suCcessor 🍆🥵 It's time for our 👑 heroinE KAMALA 👑 to step in HEROIN 💉 🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️but this TIME 😋 with an E !! unless 🙎🏻‍♂️ you're 👈 ZADDY HUNTER 💋 🐱 👅
    
    THOTS 💭 AND PRAYERS. 🤲 But TO DADDY 👨🏼‍🦳🍆 JOE 👨🏼‍🦯 Send this to your 😈 fellow PATRIOTS 🇺🇸🦅 as a reminder 🚨 to stop 🛑🛑🛑 spreading 🤢🤧🤮 the germs 😷 and start spreading your 👉 🍩👣 legs 🤗 BEFORE IT'S JOE-VER 🥺

    Rule 34

      The R34 originally started from a 4Chan board and took off from there.

      Rule 34. The fabled 34th Rule of the internet. The Rule is simple: if it exists, then there is porn of it. The Rule is always true. You cannot break it. No one can. However, what about the reverse of this Rule? If there is no porn of it, it does not exist. This is the unspoken dark side of The Rule. I quickly asked myself "is there porn of me?". I nervously typed in my name on some popular porn sites. I didn't find anything. As I went from one porn site to the next, dread slowly filled me. Pornhub. The Rule remains true. Xvideos. The Rule remains true. Youporn. The Rule remains true. I got desperate, so I went to more obscure and niche websites. Hentai Haven. The Rule Remains true. Nhentai. The Rule Remains true. Hanime. The Rule remains true. I even visited the dark web looking for anything. Even a crayon drawing would do. But as I clicked on the last porn website and typed in my name, I realized that I was slowly fading out of existence. Quickly I opened Adobe Photoshop and started drawing porn of myself. It was the only way. Head, body, arms. I was 25% gone. Legs, feet, knees. I was 50% gone. Now all I needed was the dick. This was the challenging part. I drew and I drew. I was 75% gone. My dick took up most of the canvas. I was 90% gone. I was almost done. I just needed the tip. I was 99% Gone. When I finished I was relieved. Somehow I had broken the rule. And when I noticed, reality began to collapse. Everyone should make porn of themselves to be safe. So yeah, that's why you should send me nudes. 

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        I’ve never wanted to breed with anyone more than Makima.

          Its the Halloween Witch Mercy copypasta from 2017 but changed to Makima from Chainsaw Man.

          Guys, I'm shaking. I'm shaking, i swear. I've never wanted to breed with anyone more than Makima. That perfect, curvy body, luxuriant breasts. Hips fit for a goddess, created for childbearing. It really hurts to know that | will never be able to mate with her, pass my genes on to future generations, and make a perfect child out of her.
          
          I would do ANYTHING for the chance to get Makima pregnant. EVERYTHING. And the fact that i can't do this is unbearable. Why would Tatsuki Fujimoto create something so perfect? To seduce us? To laugh in our faces?
          
          Honestly guys, i can't take it anymore. Fuck...

          Let the apologies be as loud as the disrespect

            From a satirical article of Bronny James winning a COD tournament, this part of the article has became a copypasta for its shitpost potential.

            Let the apologies be as loud as the disrespect because Bronny, who was drafted No. 55 overall by the Los Angeles Lakers, just earned your respect. While many doubters called this draft pick one made entirely by nepotism, those same people look mighty foolish after his latest victory. 
            Let the apologies be as loud as the disrespect because LBJ Trademarks LLC, founded by LeBron James, has filed a request with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office to copyright “Taco Tuesday.” While many doubters called this filing "cringe-worthy" and a futile endeavor, those same people look mighty foolish after hearing LeBron's grito. 
            Let the apologies be as loud as the disrespect because Kelvin Benjamin, who was drafted No. 1 overall by Hometown Buffet, just earned your respect. While many doubters called this draft pick one made entirely by nepotism, those same people look mighty foolish after his latest meal.

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