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Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8?

    Its a parody of the Navy Seal copypasta but changed into Bri’ish.

    Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer on me mum. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess know! 

    Good game everyone! You guys were kinda embarrasing not gonna lie

      Good game everyone! You guys were kinda embarrasing not gonna lie, but thank you for the free elo and good luck on ur next game because you are definitely gonna need it. This game felt like a deathmatch tbh or more like a game in the range against the practice bots. I recommend you guys Aimlabs or the range to help improve your aim because it was kinda terrible... in all honesty you might want to consider uninstalling. Anyways thank you for the free win and good game u absolute BOTS.

      Good ending

      Good game everyone! You guys were kinda cracked not gonna lie, but thank you for playing and good luck in life because you are definitely gonna do some great things in your future. This game felt like a scrim tbh or more like a game in VCT against pro players. I recommend you guys start streaming because your skill level is kinda insane... in all honesty you might want to consider going pro. Anyways thank you for the good practice and good game u absolute LEGENDS. 

      Wait they added LGBTQ aspects into this show that used to be godly?

        Wait they added LGBTQ aspects into this show that used to be godly? What had the world come too. They can live their life in peace and we wouldn’t give a damn or cause problems for them, but to force feed us into shows that shaped our childhood and will shape others is disgusting. Percy jackson, ninjago, the little mermaid, SpongeBob etc. this shit is infuriating bro, what the fuck am I gonna put on for my future kids or my nephew or cousins. Cocomelon? Lmfaoooo this is so weird. Force feeding their agenda into shit that is our culture. Unbelievable. 

        I own a Bangvolver for home defense, since that’s what the Void Hunters intended.

          Bangboo copypasta from Zenless Zone Zero

          Parody of the “Own a musket for home defense” copypasta but changed to Bangboo from ZZZ.

          I own a Bangvolver for home defense, since that's what the Void Hunters intended.
          
          Four ruffians break into my house.
          
          "What the devil?" As I grab my bangvolver off the charger station. Blow a basketball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.
          
          Sic my Rocketboo on the second man, miss him entirely because the rocket fins are fixed and nails the dog's newsstand.
          
          I have to resort to the chaingun turret mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with anti-Ethereal rounds.
          
          "Tally ho, lads."
          
          Amillion shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
          
          Grab Plugboo and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since rectangular socket wounds are impossible to stitch up.
          
          Just as the Void Hunters intended. 

          Until Then

            Every copypasta for the game Until Then developed by Polychroma Games.

            "No matter how much we want to, we'll never truly understand someone else. Not entirely. But that's part of understanding, isn't it? to misunderstanding... to writhe... to struggle... to fail... But still, somehow... Our desire to understand... to connect. To belong... to forgive... to grieve, to accept... It's gotten us farther than we once thought. We place trust in ourselves... in each other. And, in the end, despite everything... We keep trying. We play along. We get along just fine. The world hasn't ended yet."
            --Until Then

            The world hasn’t ended yet

            she was missing that night we looked everywhere searched everywhere shouted her name everywhere
            
            yet not a single trace of her not even a trail not even a shadow not even a ghost
            
            it’s been a long time since it rained like this “ah, I love the touch of raindrops sliding down my face” I never knew what she meant by that but I’m content the night sky was showering rain for her
            
            the heavy rain tells me you are there but at the same time you are nowhere a million cries and hours have passed
            
            I finally surrendered at last I ran as far as I could like she told me I should until eventually
            
            I found myself missing
            
            within me, I looked everywhere searched everywhere shouted my name everywhere
            
            yet not a single trace of me it felt like the world had ended but a part of me wants to believe the world hasn’t ended yet

            Biden drops out

              UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻‍🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-DICK🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨‍⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-WHORE-Y LOSS🤔❓CUM-FUSION 😵‍💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE BITCH IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏COCK-MALA WHOR-ISS💅👮🏽‍♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL THE ORANGE TWINK 🍊💁🏼👂EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS?!?!✌️👅💦 
              👴🏻BIDEN JUST CAME OUT AS BYE SEXUAL 👋👋🏳️‍🌈 Sleepy Joe Biden 😴💤🛌 is finally BACKING DAT ASS 🍑 UP ⬆️ and OUT OF THE RACE 🏎️🏁 before he can finish 🍆🫐Soon he will be DISCHARGING 🍆💦 his duties 💩 as HOE-TUS 🦅 and saying GOODBYE 👋 to the HOE-VAL OFFICE 😮‍💨 These WHOREABLE DemocRATS 🐀 have their FOOT 🦶 on his neck and TOES IN HIS MOUTH 👅🥵 NO MORE ❌🙅‍♂️ OLD 👴🏻 DICK FOR US🍌 Send this to 47 of your most HORNY 💦voters 🗳️ if you get 0️⃣ back you'll get 4️⃣more years of BAD sex 😭😞👎🏼🔟 back, you are in for a SEXXXY surprise 😲🙀 If you get 4️⃣7️⃣➕ back then you'll be SCREAMING 🎤😱 for a new nominee ALL NIGHT LONG 😙🌌🌝 
              NEWS ALERT ‼️‼️ Looks 👀 like HOE 💃 Biden 👨‍🦳 has DROPPED ⬇️ his presidential 🇺🇸 ASS 🍑 out 🚫 of the RACE 🏃‍♀️ today 📆 and the nomination 🗳️ will go to CUMala 💦 Harris 👩 So let's 🤪 give it 🆙 🤤 for the OLDEST 💀 DUSTIEST 🌬️ and FREAKIEST 😈 president 🤵‍♂️ of all time ⏰ JOE BIDEN 🥵 and wish 🥺 🙏 him luck 🍀 in whatever SEXY 🥵 😳 ventures ✈️ he might have 🤷 We all know Jill 👵 is going to RIDE 🤤 🥵 his PRESIDENTIAL 🇺🇸 PRICK 🍆 until he busts 💦 his last CONGRESSIONAL 🇺🇸 CUMMING 💦 💦 in the White House 🏦 Send ✉️ this to 🔟 SEXY 💁‍♀️ inCUMbents 💦 if you get 0️⃣ back you're a real TRUMP 🤮 TAINT 🍑 LICKER 👅 if you get 5️⃣ you're 🫵 a JILL 💃 BIDEN SQUIRTER 💃 💦 and if you 🫵 get 🔟 you're a real ‼️ JOE BIDEN 🇺🇸 FREAK 😈 🥵 
              DID 🫵😳YOU HEAR? 👀👂DADDY 👅👴🏻BIDEN 😏⬇️DROPPED THAT 🍑💦FAT 😜🏋️‍♂️ASS 🍒LOW. 📉AND 😳DROPPED 👄OUT ✌🏽OF THE 2️⃣0️⃣TWENTY 2️⃣0️⃣TWENTY 🥵💃🕳️WHORE 🤸🏼‍♂️😉🍆 PRESIDENTIAL 🇺🇸🏃‍♂️💨RACE. 🏌🏼‍♂️HE 👨🏼‍🦯😈 MADE 😰THE 🍌LONG 🍆HARD 🤤👀DECISION 👴🏼😏TO LET A 🤰🏽MILF 🍑WITH FAT 🤤 JUICY 💯👅💦COCONUTS 🥥🥥PROTECT 🫡‼️AND 💃🏽😘SERVE 🇺🇸💦OUR 🦪🇺🇸🗽CUNTRY. 😜😈 TRUMP 🍊💇🏼‍♂️HAS 😜💦 BEEN ❌A BAD 🙈👿 NAUGHTY 😏🥵BOY 🍆🍌💰AND 😩💁🏽‍♀️ SHE'S 🚔🚬A COP 🚓👮🏽‍♀️WHO 🍑🤔 WILL 🫡HAVE 🔗🚨💅🏽HIM 👋🏽💢🍑 SPANKED 🥵💦🩸 INTO 💣😳SUBMISSION 🍆💦CUM 🇺🇸🗳️ NOVEMBER 🏛️🎆 SEND THIS 💌👏🏽TO 2️⃣0️⃣ PATRIOTIC 🎖️🇺🇸 SLUTS 🥵🍑OR 🔗SUBMIT 😩TO 4️⃣ MORE 👄SLUTTY 🍆💦YEARS🎉OF DADDY 😜 TRUMP 🇺🇸🍊🏌🏼‍♂️
              I know 😎 we've 👯‍♂️ all 👫 been 🚗 RIDIN' 😚 with 🍆 big 🍆 dick 🍆 Biden 🇺🇸 but 😲 he 🏃 just 👶⛔👎🙅‍♂️ PULLED OUT 😿🍆💦➡️ of ❌ the 🏁 race 🏃😔😔🫡 Who ❓ will ❓ FILL 🤪 THE VOID 🕳️ now⁉️ KAMAMA 🍈🍈 is 💃 ready 💅 to 🍑 POP 🎉 HER 🕺 PUSSY 🐱 into 👆 the 🌟 presidency 🏛️ but 😧 who ❓ will ❓ get 🎁 the 🏆 biggest 😲 LOAD 💦 of 📦 votes 🗳️ stuffed 💦 into 💦 their BALL-ot 🌰🌰 📦 BOX 📦 at the CUMvention😩😩⁉️⁉️ Can ❓ they 💃 defeat 👊 the 💪 BIGGEST 😂 PUSSY 🐱 GETTER 😜 OF 🏆 ALL 🌍 TIME🤴🤴 in HOEvember ⁉️⁉️ Send 📧 this 👇 to 📲 🔟 of 🔥 your 😈 SLUTTIEST 😌💅 genocidaires 👶💣👶💣👶💣👶💣👶💣👶💣👶💣👶💣👶💣👶💣👶🇵🇸🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂get 👍 10 🔟 back 🔄 you're 🦸 Corn 🌽 Pop 🥇 get ⬇️ 5️⃣ back 🔄 you 🥴 fell 🫃 out ⤵️ of 😝 a 🥥🌴🥥🌴C O C O N U T T R E E🌴🥥🌴🥥 get ⛔ 0️⃣ back 🔄 you're 🚫 a 😒 lying 🤥 dog 🐶 faced 😆 pony 🐴 soldier 🪖🎖️🤮 
              HOE 🥵 BI🏳️‍🌈-DEN 👴🏻 has ✅💰 officially DROPPED 😡 his 👣‼ 2024 CUM-paign 💦💦 for 🍆 presiCUNT and 🧀🌰 now, it’s 🤔 time ⌚ for 🎁🍆 CUM-ala HARRIS to 👉 gather her massive 😯 coco-NUT JUGS 🍒 and 🙆👎 take 👆 the 👏📩 democra-DICK 🍆 nomination. This FALL, 🍁🍂 get 👌 ready 😤😤 to 😵💦 FREAK UP 👆 and STREAK 🔥🏃🏻 to the 📅🦉 voting POLES and vote for 🍆 DOMMY MOMMY CUMMYLA 🥵HARR-ASS 🍑 and the 🎊 CUNT-ext 🌮 of 🐶 all 💯💯 in 👏 which 👏👏 you LICK 👄 and what 👼⏰ CAME 💦 before you. Send 💌 this 👉 to 2️⃣5️⃣👏 of your 🏻 FREAKIEST demoCUNTS 🍑 if you get 2️⃣5️⃣👏 back ⬅⬅ KAMALA 👩🏽will 💰 be 👏 promoted from VP-nis 🍆 to 💋HOE-tus 🫦if 🙎💵 you get 1️⃣0️⃣back you are 🔢 a 😩 certified CUMALA FREAK 👅🏿 if 🏃 you 👈 get 0️⃣ back 🔙 then 😧😕 you are a 💰🏻 CRUSTY inCUMbent lover. 💦🤬 
              cmon‼️‼️election🗳️season2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣let’s get sickening🦠😷!! looks like grandaddy👴🏻BI🏳️‍🌈⚧️-den just ☠️ death💀dropped⬇️📉😔out of the running 🏃‍♂️ , and the 🎖️competition🏆 is 🤬👿fiercer👺💅than ever. will 💦Kum-on-a 💇🏽‍♀️Hairy-ass🍑manage to 🔪slay🔫 this season’s villain 🦹🏼 Trump 👂🩸🧟‍♂️ or will she 🙅🏽‍♀️choke😭😭 on that big 🍆🍆 D? OR will another queen 👸🏼 rise 🆙⬆️↗️ to the 🍾🎈occasion🎉🎊 and 💃sashay 👘away with America’s 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸hearts❤️🤍💙? Send this 2️⃣4️⃣ of your most 🙋‍♀️🤷‍♀️democratic🙍‍♀️🙍‍♂️ divas! If you get 0️⃣ back, JD Vance will project🤮 2025 of his 💦cummies☔️right into your voting👌👄 booth😵🤤. If you get 1️⃣2️⃣ back BI-den will ram 🐏 his polls 📝🧾 into your bald 🧑‍🦲 eagle 🦅. If you get 2️⃣4️⃣ back, ur getting that house 🏠 painted 🎨 white 💦⚪️❕ tonight 😋😜🙂‍↕️
              JOE BI🏳️‍🌈DEN👴 HAS OFFICIALLY‼️ FALLEN OUT😱 OF THE TREE🌴 AND KAMALA’S COCONUTS🥥 ARE RUNNING 🏃‍♀️FOR PRESI-CUNT🥵 THIS FALL🍂 SO BE PREPARED😳 TO VOTE🗳️ FOR THE CUNT🍑TEXT📚 OF ALL💯 IN WHICH YOU FUCK😫🥵 AND WHAT CAME💦 IN YOU🫵 AND SAVE US 🙏FROM ONE EAR👂 DONALD👹. SEND THIS TO 4️⃣7️⃣ OF YOUR CLOSEST CUMRADS💦 TO BLESS CUMALA 👑AND HER COCONUTS🥥 
              YOU THINK 🤔💭 YOU JUST FELL ⬇️ OUT OF THE COCONUT TREE❓️🥥🌴 JOSEPH ROBINETTE BIDEN 👴 JUST FELL ⬇️ OUT OF THE 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ ELECTION. HOPEFULLY 🤔 WE CAN STILL EXIST 🧍‍♂️ IN THE CONTEXT 💭 OF A FUNCTIONING DEMOCRACY 🦅 AND AVOID TRUMP'S 🍊 CUMMIES 😵‍💫💦 WHO DO YOU 🫵 THINK 🤔 WILL REPLACE GRANDDADDY BIDEN ❓️🤔💦 
              UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻‍🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-DICK🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨‍⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-WHORE-Y LOSS🤔❓CUM-FUSION 😵‍💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE BITCH IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏CUM-MALA 💦WHOR-ISS💅👮🏽‍♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE ⚪️WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE 🪟GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL DADDY T-RUMP 🍊💁🏼👂 AND 🌈GAY-D 🍆 VANCE EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS AND 🕳️HOLES ?!?!✌️👅💦 
              👉 YOU JUST GOT A TICKET 🎫 TO 🔛 the kamala 🥥 🌴 train 🚂 ! the bar car 🍷 🍸 is OPEN 🍾 , the conductor 👩🏽‍✈ ️ is xanned up 💊 🤤 , and we just hit 🤙 💥 a cow 🐄 🐮 without even slowing 🐌 down 😅 ! fav ❤ ️and send 📬 to 🔟 friends or you’ll fall 🍃 🍁 into a K HOLE 😵‍💫 🕳 ️forever ♾ ️!!
              ‼️ATTENTION❗️ALL CITIZENS OF THE 🇺🇸United Slays 🇺🇸of AmeriCUNT!!‼️Brand new presidential🕴️ candidate fresh 💦picked from the coconut tree🥥🌴❗️Big Daddy Joe👨🏻‍🦳💤 has ✨DEATH DROPPED✨ OUT 💀of the race🏎️🏁and endWHOREsed 😩💦Vice President 🚔 Copala Harris🚨🌴❗️The Democratic Party🫏🎉 broke up ❌🙅‍♀️with Big Daddy Joe 👨🏻‍🦳💤 cuz he is no longer fit 🏋️💪to serve🪖our CUNTry 🇺🇸💅🏻✨ 
              ‼️IT'S 🙅‍♂️JOEVER 🙅‍♂️ ‼️ Daddy 🔥 Joe Biden 👴 just PULLED OUT🥵 🍆💦🕳 leaving a gaping🥵 HOLE 🕳 at the top 🔝🍆 of the Democratic💙 ticket 🗳🎟. Will the Dems 🟦 choose 👑👩🏽‍✈️Kamala ♀️⁉️ or an open 🕳 CUMvention 💦 (did they just fall ⬇️🍁 out of a 🥥cocoNUT 💦 tree 🌴⁉️) Send this to 🔟 of your sluttiest 🐽🥵 coconutpilled 🥥🌴 KHive 🐝 members 🍆 — get🔟 back and the whole country will go🟦 BLEW 🍆💦 this November 🗓 ! Get 5️⃣ back and your ballot 🗳 box😼 will be stuffed 🫃 full 🥵 of Democratic 🟦 votes! Get 0️⃣ and Trump 🍊 sweeps 🧹 😔 
              ‼️ EMERGENCY MEATING 🍆🍖 OF THE DNC (DICK N COCK) ‼️🚨 Ho 🫦 Bi-den 🩷💜💙 is pulling out 🥴💦 of the campussy for Cummmmander 🥛🍯 in Chief 🫡 👮‍♂️ He fought longggg 📏😱 and harddd ☄️🥵 for our cuntry 🌮🦪 but he just couldn’t finish 🥀📉 Pour one out 🥃🍸for his big 😫 blue 🌀 donkey balls 🐴🫐 Which DOMocrat ⛓️👠🪢 will groping grandpa 🤏🏻👴🏻 tag in to double team babygirl 🎀🥺 Donnie🧎🏼🍊?? Send this 📨💌 to 🔟 of your top🔝 politihoes 🦅 🇺🇸 If you get 0️⃣-5️⃣ back, you won’t get any head 😝😋 of state tonight ❎😔 If you get 6️⃣-9️⃣ back ♋️, daddy 🙎🏼‍♂️mighttt give you 🙋🏼‍♂️his general erection 🍆 🆙 If you get 🔟 back, the whooole ERECT🍌ORAL 👅 college 🚆🚂 is gonna stuff 🦃 your tiny little 🧸🥺 ballot box 🗳️📮 till 2028 ‼️🎇 
              My fellow 🇺🇸 AmeriCUNTS‼️🍑💦💦 Daddy 👨🏼 JOE 🤤 just DROPPED out of the 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ erection🍆🌭on national 💦ice 🍦CREAM 🥵🥵day. Kamala🙋🏽‍♀️ stuck her gyatt 🍑out 👅of the cocoSLUT🥥 tree to put PUSSY 🍑💦🫦in the OVAL 🦅OFFICE and 🎟️ride 🎠patriot DICK🍭 into victory🏆🎖️. BREAKING 🚨⏰news‼️‼️ hot 🥵sexy 😩kinky 💋Trump🕴️will get his 👂ear infected😷 by girl squirt🍑💦 and GAY CUM. 🍆💦Send this to 5️⃣ other freedom 🇺🇸💸loving hoes or you will 🙅‍♀️😳NOT be invited to Hunter Biden crack party💊🎉🥳🎊