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I’ve been looking at the G-spot of the female character Mona from the Genshin impact

    Mona copypasta from Genshin Impact
    I've been looking at the G-spot of the female character Mona from the Genshin impact game created in China by the multi-million dollar company hoyoverse.
    
    I started studying the structure in what took about 10 minutes by searching for rules png pulled from Google
    
    And seeing that Mona's dress is very tight to the body (this can be seen when seeing that the navel is visible to the naked eye) Mona has a G-spot that is 2cm high and a width of about 1.8cm
    
    Add that the average depth of a woman is 8cm plus the fact that she can stretch
    
    Basically, to please this lady you would need about 10 cm
    
    With 15 you can hurt her and with around 20 you can kill her.

    I’m just letting you guys know that we are a professional establishment

      I'm just letting you guys know that we are a professional establishment, we will serve you purposely to your point and if you're somebody that's out of that establishment where we cannot serve you, we will not serve you and we will go ahead and let you know that you will be served properly, and at some point of time that will be, you need a sober cab, we will need you a sober cab, and if not, we're gonna treat you accordingly, and I'm just letting you guys know that. You know that, you guys are great. I just want to let you guys know, personally, you guys are going to be served, and you will get your food.

      I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl’s shoulder today.

        POV you saw 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder
        I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my dick was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble of my high school, I rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions. Goodbye.

        I breeded my puppyboy and now he wants my cummies

          Hello, i am in a relationship with this guy named Tony, i found about his puppy play love, and because i also love it we started doing some. I love when he is in puppy mode, every time he sees me he starts to bark and showing me his tummy to snuggle it. It's been going on for a couple of weeks and i love hugghing him and making him baths, but yesterday, something happened. I was sleeping on the couch and he was waiting me patiently to wake up like i used to train him, after waiting for almost thirty minutes he started jumping and giving me lickies, so i woke up... but i was horny, too horny, i watched his eyes, then i grabbed his neck and violently bent him over on the couch, he started whimpering, probably thinking he did something bad, but his master was just going to breed him, got all fours and inserted my rock hard dick inside his twinky puppy ass, he started groaning in pleasure while his dick were humping the couch, leaking wet thick puppy precum. I got harder, and harder, he started to moan until his dick cummed hands-free, not before my white load shot inside his ass. Now, when he's horny, he just shows me his butt, sometimes opening it to show his hole... i can't resist the urge to breed him, more and more, while i call him a good pup... but i am also a bit sad, because i see him as my little pup when he is in puppy mode rather than an human, is this considerable zoophilia? I am not attracted to animals but... him... he's a real puppy, and i want to breed him so bad...

          I haven’t had “normal” sex with my wife in over a year now. Only pegging and oral. I don’t miss it.

            Pegging was actually my wife’s idea not mine. I was kind of hesitant at first but I figured why not try it I only live once. The first time was amazing. I was so tight she could barely fit it in me but with tons of lube and foreplay I took all 8 inches my first time. The moment I felt her strap on hit my prostate I almost came on the spot. Then she started slowly rocking her hips and making the tip grind on it. I’d never felt anything like it. Before I knew it she was pounding me so hard I had tears in my eyes. My legs were shaking I had my face buried in the pillow then suddenly the immense pleasure doubled and I had the most powerful orgasm of my entire life. My eyes crossed, my legs started spasming and I started practically yelling cries of pleasure. Then she pulled out of me and I just laid there twitching and panting on the bed. Feeling almost on the verge of cumming again just by existing. Now years later this is the only way we have sex 99% of the time with me eating her out then her pounding me, pulling my hair, biting my neck etc. I haven’t put my penis inside of my wife in at least a year at this point and I don’t even care.

            I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Lae’zel.

              Lae'zel from BG3 copypasta
              I try to replace her with Karlach. Lae'zel does more damage. I respec Shadowheart into Tempest Cleric. Lae'zel still does more damage. I try to swap in Gale; but Lae'zel does more damage. I want to test out Wyll. His best team has Lae'zel.
              
              I try to pass a dialogue check to save a frightened orphan from a fire. I fail. Lae'zel, with 8 charisma, uses Astral Knowledge and becomes profecient in Persuasion. She convinces the orphan that the fire builds character.
              
              I try to use Jump on Lae'zel. She grabs me by the throat. "I don't need your pitiful magic, Revrykal." She uses Enhanced Leap to reach and kill the three archers trying to ambush us with 6 of her 17 attacks that turn. She then uses Misty Step to teleport back and kill the barbarian charging us with another 2 strikes.
              
              We are surrounded by a group of angry frost elementals. I prepare a fireball. "Tsk'va", she says, "I don't need this spell." She removes Fireball from my spellbook and replaces it with Haste; I'm forced to use it on her. She nods to herself. "Better."
              
              Astarion is dying. I open up my alchemy satchel to try and craft a health potion but the only ingredients in my bag are for potions of speed. "You just need to funnel all your resources into giving me more attacks," Lae'zel says, "Vampires are already undying."
              
              We reach a bridge containing so many traps that the bridge itself has began to sink. Lae'zel fails to disarm the first trap. "Guess this is the end", she says, summoning her Mage Hand. She uses her Mage Hand to throw me into the middle of the bridge. As every trap begins to explode around me, there is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, Githyanki pride. What a cruel world.

              The original pasta was “I’m so tired of Xiangling” from Genshin