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Let sensei show you what a mating press is…

    Original Twitter thread
    Okay, <person name>.... Let <your name>-sensei show you what a mating press is..... Just lie down on the bed right there.... 😈

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"Ora! Ora! Ora! Like that, <person name>!? THIS is what a MATING PRESS is!!!!!!!!!!! UNDERSTAND NOW, IGNORANT <person name> ♀🦪 !?!?!?!? ORAAAAAAAAA !!!!1!!!😠😠😠😠"

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"AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!111!!!!~~~~❤ FORGIVE ME, <your name>-senseiiiiiiiiiiiioiiiiiiiiiiii~~!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN CORRECTED!!!!1111!!!!!!! AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!11!❤"

Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound.

    This is the worst map in the history

      This is the worst map in the history- the worst song, the worst map, the worst like- like- What the hell is this? Dude everytime I like- I randomly click on Cookiezi's stream I see him playing that map, it makes me wanna like blow my brains out in Fortnite, you know with the pump shotgun? It's so annoying. Like, what is wrong with him? Makes me so brain damaged to play that. And I instantly just click off his stream. That's just like- you know go and check Reddit it'll be like "Oh my God He did this like- crazy score" and I would tune in to his stream he's playing a stupid ass annoying paedophile map.
      This is the worst map in the history-the worst song, the worst map, the worst-like-dude like, this is just, like what the hell is this? Dude every time I like- I randomly click on

cookiezi's stream I see him playing that map it makes me like wanna blow my brains out in

fortnite, ya know, with the pump shotgun? It's so annoying. Like what is wrong with him? It must be so brain damage to play that... and then I just instantly click off his stream, that's just like,

and then I'll go and check reddit and they'll be like "oh my god he did this like crazy score", and

then I'll tune into his stream and then he'll be playing this stupid ass annoying pee dough file map.

      This is actually one of my least favorite maps in all of existence.

        This is actually one of my least favorite maps in all of existence. Like I know I can fc this but this map is so fucking dogwater god awful, like, bullshit, underwater, coral reef, coffin level, graveyard, shitbag like, fucked up, cat piss, cat poop map. This is like literal like dirt. It isn't even dirt its like sand. Blown away in the Swind. So bad. Its like salt and seawater. Horrible.

        Vaporeon Is Literally Build For Human

          Vaporeon copypasta
          Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

          Related Flareon copypasta with good ending

          Jerma Meat Grinder

            Meat Grinder copypasta from Jerma
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            Okay, if I... if I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your eyeball, you'r- you're PROBABLY DEAD! You're probably going to - not you, I'm just sayin', like, if you- if somebody were to, like, push you into a meat grinder, and, like, your- one of your finger bones is still intact, they're not gonna pick it up and go, "Well see, yeah it wasn't deadly, it wasn't an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your finger left!" NO I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. NO. I'm making a reference to the fact that, like, if I, like, if I were to get fucking KILLED... I don't know, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. If- if- okay, if you were to- okay we're gonna take humans out of this, if alien Globgobglobgo 1 fuckin' shoots a disintegrating ray at alien Globglo 2, if there's only fucking TEETH LEFT, it's- it's fucking you're dead, you're dead.

"If I were to put you in a meat grinder," goddamnit, it's so fucked up! You understand what I'm sayin' though, I'm not actually saying that I'm going to put somebody in a meat grinder, goddamnit. Whatever.

            Los Pollos Hermanos

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              Hello! And welcome to the Los Pollos Hermanos family. My name is Gustavo, but you can call me "Gus". I am thrilled that you'll be joining our team. Each and every day, we serve our customers exceptional food, with impecable service. We take pride in everything that we do. And after this 10 week online seminar, I'm sure you'll fit right in. I like to think I see things in people. To begin, I'd like to talk about the cornerstone of the Los Pollos Hermanos brand. Communication. As an employee of Los Pollos Hermanos, you set the tone for the entire dining experience. Be mindful of what your words, and behavior communicate to our guests. Always be aware of your posture, remember to stand up straight. Your customers and your back will thank you for it. Put effort into your appearance, all employees are required to dress appropriately. Keep your uniform clean, and pressed. If you want respect, you must look respectable. Speak in complete sentences, we never use one word greetings like "Hey" or "Yeah?" Always make eye contact, and finally, whenever you're with a customer or not, remain composed. Inside, you can be thinking about your homework, or friends, or your side business, but no one should ever know it. Because at Los Pollos Hermanos, someone... Is always watching. So dont forget to smile! Thats all for today, see you next time when we'll be discussing cleanliness.