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SCHOOL MASTURBATION NOTICE

    This is an old classic copypasta that has been circulation around ~20 years in schools, colleges and universities as a joke. Its usually reposted under the title “Masturbation notice”.

    It has come to our attention that students have been vigorously masturbating in the school bathrooms. Masturbating on school property is illegal and against school district policy.
    
    The bathroom pipes are not designed to handle human discharge other than your regular bathroom duties
    
    The excessive amount of discharge build-up has caused a blockage in the pipes. A pipe under the lower B half bathroom has burst because of the excessive semen build-up. This will cost thousands of dollars coming from our funds to repair the damage.
    
    Please masturbate in your own homes.
    
    If any discharge is discovered in the bathroom it will be collected and analyzed to determine who it belongs to.
    Masturbation notice copypasta
    MASTURBATION NOTICE
    
    It has come to our attention that students have been masturbating in the school bathrooms. Masturbating on school property is ILLEGAL and against school district policy
    
    The bathroom pipes are NOT designed to handle human discharge or anything other than your regular bathroom duties
    
    The excessive amounts of discharge build-up has caused a blockage in the pipes. Multiple pipes have become close to bursting due to the amount of excessive semen build-up. This will cost THOUSANDS of dollars coming from our funds to repair the damage caused by this
    
    Please masturbate in your own homes and at your own disposal
    
    If any discharge is discovered in the bathroom, it will be collected and analyzed to determine who it belongs to. If it is discovered that the discharge is yours, YOU will be fine $ 1,000 and be reported to proper authorities
    
    Thank you for your cooperation