Bro, did you see johnqt this series? Man's not just an IGL, he's a walking aimbot with 'Quality Tactics' embedded in his DNA. This man doesn’t just play Valorant; he turns it into a first-person strategy seminar. His 'Quality Tactics' are so next level, Fnatic players were Googling 'how to counter johnqt' mid-match. He’s out here fragging harder than your WiFi drops during a ranked game, and I’m pretty sure he’s the reason Boaster started writing motivational speeches. I swear, he’s so good, even the enemy team's fans start cheering for him halfway through the match. The 'qt' in johnqt doesn't just stand for 'cutie', it stands for 'Quit Trying' because that’s what his opponents end up doing. Man’s so cracked, even the spike defuses itself out of respect. What an absolute legend.
Now, I’ve always been a dog lover ever since I was young. I adored those animals so much that I started volunteering at the local animal shelter. Working at the shelter and helping those poor souls with nowhere to go brought me daily fulfillment and happiness. There was one group of dogs that I grew especially fond over as they were just the most majestic looking beasts ever. They used to be prized hunting hounds for some rich British family, winning a couple hunting competitions back in their prime. But, as they grew old and frail, they were abandoned by the pricks. I decided to name them Boaster, Derke, Alfa, Chronicle and Leo.
Now call me sentimental but I became really attached to these dogs, feeding them and playing with them everyday. Hence when Leo passed away due to being too sick, I cried and became depressed. I stopped eating and drank heavily, spiraling my life downwards. However, a new stray canine joined the shelter, filling the void in my broken heart, essentially saving my life. I named him “Hiro” for being a hero that led me to salvation.
One day, I came into the shelter, excited as usual to see my dear dogs. However, they were nowhere to be seen. I asked a fellow volunteer where they were. He replied “FNATIC”. With a sinking stomach, I broke down completely and fell to my knees. I knew my dogs have been put down.
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From the show Better Call Saul where Chuck had a breakdown accusing Jimmy of being a crooked lawyer in an effort to prove he’s not crazy.
The scene is iconic because its the culmination of of Chuck’s jealousy and disdain towards his brother Jimmy shown to everyone.
I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!
Emojified
I 👉🤵am not🚫 crazy!🤪😵💫 I know he💁 swapped📝 those numbers!🔢 I knew💡 it was 1216. One after Magna🧲 Carta🛒. As if I could❄️ ever🌲 make⚒️ such a mistake👶. Never🚫. Never🚫‼️! I just ⚖️– I just couldn't🚫⚖️ prove 👨🍳it. He👨❤️👨 – he covered🙈 his tracks🛤️, he got💲 that idiot🤓 at the copy👮 shop🛍️ to lie🤥 for him🙋♂️. You🫵 think🤔 this🤐 is something🤠? You🫵 think🧠 this😵💫 is bad😎? This🙃? This chicanery🐔? He's👨❤️💋👨 done worse🤬. That🤏 billboard🧾🛹! Are🏟️ you🦡 telling🏧 me🧘♀️ that a🅰️ man🦸♂️ just👨⚖️ happens🌞 to👨🔧 fall🍁 like👍 that🍠? No🙅♂️! He😻 orchestrated🎻 it! Jimmy⚖️! He💆♂️ defecated💩 through💘 a🇦🇷 sunroof🌞🛋️! And🇦🇩 I🥇 saved🆘 him🙋! And🎭 I😜 shouldn't⛔ have👅. I✨ took📐 him👋 into🥴 my🧜 own🦉 firm🔥! What🤷♂️ was🦟 I🏴☠️ thinking💭? He'll🙉 never🙅♂️ change💰. He'll🙉 never🙅♂️ change💰! Ever🥂 since🐛 he🥰 was🦟 9🕘, always🐊 the🌡️ same🥪! Couldn't🧊 keep🎹 his🐍 hands👬 out⛺ of📴 the🥾 cash💵💵💵 drawer✍️! But🍑 not🪢 our☺️ Jimmy😻! Couldn't⏲️ be🐝 precious👼 Jimmy🤗! Stealing🤖 them🍿 blind👨🦯! And🇪🇦 he👂 gets🙆 to🦶 be🐞 a🏹 lawyer👮♂️!? What🐋 a📲 sick🤢🦠 joke🤣🃏! I✊ should've🗣️ stopped🚦 him🏯 when⚙️ I🎈 had🎣 the👨⚕️ chance♣️! And🐐 you🫵 – you🫵 have😏 to2️⃣ stop⏱️ him🇳🇵!
With F-bomb
I AM NOT FUCKING CRAZY! I am not fucking crazy! I know he fucking swapped those numbers! I fucking knew it was 1216. One after fucking Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a fucking mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't fucking prove it. He – he fucking covered his tracks, he got that fucking idiot at the fucking copy shop to fucking lie for him. You fucking think this is something? You think this is fucking bad? This? This fucking chicanery? He's done worse. That fucking billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fucking fall like that? No! He fucking orchestrated it! Jimmy! He fucking defecated through a fucking sunroof! And I fucking saved him! And I fucking shouldn't have. I took him into my own fucking firm! What was I fucking thinking? He'll never fucking change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the fucking same! Couldn't keep his fucking hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious fucking Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick fucking joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-
I hate Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. I immediately lose respect for anyone who watches it, and especially those who praise it. Here's why:
Name 20 successful people that watches it. Popular series basically run the show when it comes to anime. This includes shows like Dragon Ball Z, Bleach, Sailor Moon, Death Note, Attack On Titan, Sword Art Online, Love Live!, Nichijou, Clannad et al. Popular series has shows making significant contributions to the entire anime industry.
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure on the other hand pulls most of the heavy weight packaging from teenage angst with each season. They then lay basic fight scenes and a joke of a protagonist on it. It generally lags behind popular series by a mile or two in inventiveness. I never seen the show on TV or been mentioned by anyone over the age of 25.
So tell me again, how exactly do Jojo's Bizarre Adventure innovate? It's team even struggle to release a new theme with each season, and character design is about the only original thing with this show.
Yes, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is stable because they are standing on the shoulders of socially awkward teenagers. Most of the hard work is hashed out before it's creators ever start making "anime". This is fine, and what anime is all about, but I prefer to be in with the leaders rather than the followers.
What really irks me and what has really brewed my hatred are Jojo's Bizarre Adventure fans. They seem to think Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is responsible for all that is good in the anime world. I have just proven how false this is. In my experience, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure fans (virgins, teenagers, and manchildren) are much less helpful than the alternative.
If you want nice fight scenes, watch Dragon Ball Z or One Punch Man. If you like music, K-ON. If you prefer, Clannad or Anohana. But please, don't feed the idiot magnet that is Jojo's Bizarre Adventure!
Started from a Steam Discussion rant of Limbus Company for the character Dante. OP was upset that people weren’t simping hard enough for Dante and that he was gonna get cucked by the devs.
He later on made another post saying that the initial post was a joke but then contradicts himself again.
I am dropping this game.
PM clearly doesnt know how gacha work. All those early system related blunders made me still believe, but releasing the alt. form of the main girl being obsessed with another guy? Yeah, i have seen where this goes. I wont pay any more money for garbage like this. You better believe me you will get an influx of all the scum of various communities flocking into your fanbase and draw as much cuckold porn of Faust and Sinclair in any version of themselves and Dante watching in the corner.
FGO people unironically tried to warn us that we will get lion'd and it actually happened. Dropped. I am what some would consider a whale (or leviathan depending on your definition) that spend 700 bucks on this game and even if its not much money for me, i actually regret it.
To anyone want to play this game and thought its a safe thing because Dante looks like a self-insert and the voicelines resemble waifu/husband material, dont get baited.
Edit: all i see in the comments are a bunch of white men not having a problem with their girlfriend doing onlyfans. This game is already dead.
Okay, you have to stop, really. Now im getting angry unironically. The amount of people not understanding that this was A TROLL IS INSANE!!! Can you for once stop this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Okay, fine, maybe it was a little real at first, i mean, i did like Faust but i still didnt mind her loving Sinclair or whatever as Kromer. But everything after that was fake. Can you now please stop? Move on, i do not wish to keep making edits.
Literally, i cant sleep. This was the biggest break i ever had. Its like i went viral. This is the third night i randomly wake up to check messages in here. But it starts to get to me. Im only human. And you know how it is, guys, right? Humans gonna human, haha
Edit: IM SICK OF PRETENDING I WAS JUST PRETENDING THE COMMENTS MAKE MY BLOOD BOIL!!! ♥♥♥♥ any gacha that tries to romance the girls you pay for to other guys. Its like buying a prostitute but for the dude that entered the establishment at the same time as you. Its like paying on a first date with the girl you meet up but her boyfriend is with her. Its like paying for your daughters college just so she can get NAIL'd by a bunch of Sinclairs over there. Jokes aside, PM still had no balls to actually confirm a ship but kept it subtle. In such cases, the subtlety is the same as actually confirming it. Anyone that thinks otherwise is dishonest AS ♥♥♥♥.
There are people that went CRAZY for Grip Faust, saying QUEEEEN YAAAS LITERALLY ME NEET HAHA RODION MAKES HER PIZZA I LOVE HER and people paid OVER SEVENTY BUCKS FOR HER ONLY FOR HER STORY TO BE OBESSED WITH ANOTHER MAN LMAOOOOO
THIS will never be the norm, the vast majority will NEVER tolerate this kind of thing. PMcucks are literally that: cucks that got conditioned over the years by PM through myseryporn. They are so braindead they forgot they are. Illiterates that gush over "muh storie" jacking each other off for looking smart while they never read ANY book based on the characters. Look at the most replied thread here (friendcode thread not counting) and you know what kind of KEKS play this garbage.
PM learned nothing from N Faust and N Sinclair
PM learned nothing from N Faust and N Sinclair
Why would they release Heathcliff Queequeg ID? Why do they have to imply that Ishmael and Heathcliff belong together? Why? I don't understand it. Why don't they just leave the girls alone? Same with Faust and Sinclair. Why? Why even do this? This is a gacha. Stop doing this disgusting stuff. I really liked Ishmael but now i don't even want to finish her dungeon. My stomach hurts. Why would you release Heathcliff as Queequeq?
Do you even want money? Do you like sitting down there with 200k a month? Seems like you do, BECAUSE YOU KEEP ON GIVING THE FEMALES AWAY TO STUPID IDIOTS IN THE GAME.
Edit: I am dropping this game. Bye.
Alternate version (Good ending)
I am not dropping this game
PM clearly know's how a gacha works. All those early system related blunder patches made me still believe, and releasing the alt. form of the main girl being a chaotic psycho with another characters? Yeah, I have seen where this goes. I will pay more money for gold like this. You better believe me you will get an influx of all the new players of various communities flocking into our fanbase and draw as much fan art of Faust and Sinclair in any version of themselves and Danteh... suffering in the corner.
FGO people unironically tried to warn us that we will get lion'd and it didn't actually happened. Continued. I am what some would consider a supporter (or happy fan depending on your definition) that spend (I forgot) bucks on this game and even if its a decent bunch of money for me, i don't regret supporting my favorite indie company.
To anyone want to play this game and thought its a safe thing because Dante looks like a character we follow and the voicelines resemble comedic material, do get invested.
