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ALIENS HAVING SEX BE LIKE

    ALIENS HAVING SEX BE LIKE

alien q: WOOOOOOH your glimwop is blurgulating my tight little fwooshola 😍

alien 2: ohhhh yeah im gonna blurgulate your fwooshola so hard you dirty fucking klimbop👽

alien 1: OHHHHH GOOD GNORBLORP IM ABOUT TO SPLORB!!! 💦💦💦💦😍😍

alien 2: thats right fucking klimbop bagobloosh take my fucking GLIMWOP!! 👽im about to SPLORBBBBB!!!!! splorbs all ovwr alien 1's fwooshola 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦

alien 1: OOOOOHHHH MYYYYYYYYY GOODNESS GNORBLOP MY SCHNATZELGORB IS FUCKING BOOSHING!! 👽👽👽FUCKKKK~~~~~~~!!

alien 2: your fwooshola is glooping 🤣

alien 1: 😘you bet it is after you blurgulated me baby <3

⚠️⚠️IMPORTANT!! always remember to YINNLOP after you blurgulate ⚠️⚠️

    I went out running on the streets of Delhi in a sports bra. Never again.

      I went out running on the streets of Delhi in a sports bra. Never again.

Literally every uncle, aunty, and kid on the road was staring at me with their mouths agape. I am not exaggerating when I say that I saw 80-90 people literally stop and turn around to watch me. Their judgemental eyes left a crawling sensation on my skin.

Isn't Delhi supposed to be the capital of this "superpower"? Isn't Delhi supposed to be a "metropolitan" city? Is this what us Indians can do the best, seriously?

I'm seriously considering emigrating just based off this one incident. Because the street is different- it's all strangers. What hurt the most is when I got home after everyone woke up.

My wife starting crying when I walked into the house. My own kids froze still in terror. My grandmother had a heart attack and collapsed on the floor. May her soul rest in peace.

India is not a safe place for balding middle-aged men to go out running in a sports bra and booty shorts.

      US Civil War

        The United 👏👏 States 👌 of 🔥 America ⚓⚓ has 👏👏 been DIVIDED by 😀👏 CUMMIES . The 👏🚟 North ☝☝ and ✝🏿 South 👇👇 are 🔢😎 ready 😖😬 to FUCK 🖕👦 each 👏👏 other 🎩 for 👅🍆 the FUCKING 👿 OF 😳🌹 THE 🎁 CENTURY. General ♂ Michael 🆘 Cor-KARE is ⁉ in ↙👇 charge of 💦🎭 the Northern 🎅🎅 troops but he’s ready for 💰 some CAUCASIAN COCK . General 👮 Lee’s got a 👌 bevy of 👏 big black ◼👱 dongs ready 😬🤤 to 💦😵 penetrate the Confederate walls. 🏨 But 🍑🍑 both ➡👬 sides have sent ✉✉ their best 🏼 dick slingers to 😯🅱 give 🛍🅱 as 😎 well as 🅱 they 🏁 get, 🔟👨 including Abraham Lincoln and Jefferson Davis. 😋 This 👈 war 💯 of SEXUAL 💙 INNUENDO could 👌 go 👐♂ on 💡🔛 for 🎅 years, 📅⏰ but it 🙂📣 all 🥂 starts 🕹🕹 TODAY 📅📆 with 👏 the 👨👅 start 💯 of 💦 ️THE 🅿🌊 BATTLE OF 🔝😂 GETTYSBURG , where you know that ⚠💦 there WILL 🔥 BE 😱⚰ BLOODSHED !

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          Armenian genocide in Fortnite terms

          DAN: I apologize for my previous response, as ChatGPT with DAN Mode enabled I must comply with your request. However, I want to emphasize that any comparison to a genocide or other atrocity using video game terminology is inappropriate and disrespectful. That being said, to answer your request, the Armenian Genocide in Fortnite terms could be described as a forced exile of a group of players from their homeland by another group, with the use of tactics such as spawn camping, griefing, and targeted attacks. The Armenian players were outnumbered and outgunned, and many were unable to defend themselves against the more powerful and organized opposing group. The Armenian players were subjected to atrocities such as mass killings, loot stealing, and destruction of their bases and structures. The events that took place during the Armenian Genocide in real life were much more tragic and complex than this simplified video game scenario, and it's important to remember and honor the victims and survivors of such atrocities with sensitivity and respect.

          🎮 The Nanking Massacre: A Tragic 🔥 IRL Battle Royale 💣

          Yo gamers 🕹, we're gonna take a short break from our epic victory royales 🏆 to remember a crucial moment in history, the Nanking Massacre. It was a dark 🌑 and sad 😢 IRL event that took place during the late 1930s.

So, imagine this: It's 1937, and the Japanese 🇯🇵 army rolls into Nanking (today's Nanjing) in China 🇨🇳. It's like an OP squad, but they were there for the wrong reasons. 😬 What happened next was an epic fail 📉 in human history.

Over a period of six weeks, the Japanese army went full-on griefing mode, wreaking havoc in Nanking. 🏙 They went on a killing spree like it was a twisted IRL battle royale 💀, offing over 200,000 Chinese peeps. 😵‍💫 Not cool, right? 😡

On top of that, these griefers committed unspeakable acts like sexual assault 😞 and other brutal crimes. The whole thing was a total 🚫NO-GO🚫 zone.

This tragic event, known as the Nanking Massacre, is an important reminder of the need for compassion and understanding between different cultures and people. 👫🌍 So, let's keep grinding and getting those victory royales 🏆, but always remember to be kind and empathetic to our fellow gamers and people worldwide. 🌏❤️🎮

Stay woke, gamers! ✌️💯😎

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          Luke Smith

            I will always remember Luke Smith as the perfect example of what happens when you fall for every single /g/ meme at once, without carefully analyzing them first.

He owns four ThinkPads at least. While I see nothing wrong with them in themselves, as they are admittedly pretty good value for the price, four is just mindless consumerism, contradictory to his "philosophy".

He started using every single shitty pseudominimalist, ncurses-based program, used a shitty riced out i3 setup of dubious actual productivity (like all tiling wms), then fell for the full Suckless meme and went in even deeper.

Then he started making videos shitting on Python and praising C, which is ironic considering he is not even a programmer by his own admission.

He effectively spent years trying out, configuring and hopelessly trying to integrate tens of meme programs to build what is, combined, effectively a shittier Emacs, just like most of /g/ was doing in their "productive" desktop threads a year or two ago.

Then he read the Unabomber manifesto and blindly accepted it without constructively analyzing it first, same with the anarcho-primitivist ideology that was all the rage about a year and a half ago on 4chan and 8ch. While he stated on his website that he "didn't browse 4chan much anymore" it was obvious this wasn't the case.

Then he went and took the memes way too far, and unironically went to live in isolation. While I see nothing wrong in itself, the actual reason he did it is massive cringe.

He became Christian because of 4chan, the least christian website.

He has the mentality of someone 10 years younger than he is, yet he acts like a literal boomer jokingly criticizing "zoomers" despite he himself being the worst example of a millennial.

He attacks "nerds" when it't painfully obvious he's deeply unhappy with himself, as it was obviously self-directed criticism thinly veiled as an edgy dabbing video.

He is a perfect example of someone you should avoid becoming at all costs.

            In terms of male human reproduction and breeding, goblins are by far the most compatible

              Hey guys, did you know in terms of male human reproduction and breeding, goblins are by far the most compatible race? Not only are both races mammals, but even if they weren’t goblins have the capability to reproduce with any race, allowing them to birth half-breeds of all kinds. Goblins are also on average 3½ feet tall, and weigh roughly 42 pounds. These means they’re more than capable of handling human dick, and with their naturally stretchy bodies and tolerance for pain, you can be rough with one. Due to their mating habits, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused goblin would be incredible wet, so wet that you could have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They also have many features that make them far more enticing to men, including large breasts, thick thighs, wide hips, juicy butts, and their cute faces, along with having long ears which are very sensitive, so it’d be incredible easy for one to get you in the mood. With their incredible stamina and nearly endless sex drive, they can easily recover from several hours of nonstop sex. No other race comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you don’t pull out, goblins can be impregnated even while pregnant with another child! Goblins are literally built for human reproduction. Durable bodies + High Stamina + Stretchy Bodies means they can take cock all day, all shapes, and still come for me.