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Le Fauna…honey, my pookie bear

    ‘Boy oh boy LeBron… honey, my pookie bear‘ copypasta but adapted to fit Ceres Fauna from Hololive. 

    Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Fauna... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you get possessive over saplings and strike fear into their hearts. Your silky smooth voice around my ears, and that gorgeous personality. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you graduate. You had a rough life, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the gaming, you're a great liver and Mother Nature, sometimes I even call you mommy. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day graduate. I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when your stream ended once and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you at your first HoloFes, because deep down, my glorious queen deserved it. I just wanted you to stream ASMR. Then alas, you did, my sweet mommy came home and I rejoiced. 2022 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2023 you made history happen. You had a 3D debut and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious queen exclaim these words, "Rainbow in the sky aoi kotoritachi." Not only have you changed vtubing and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious queen, Ceres Fauna.

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      I really hate “womp womp” or “skill issue.”

        Y’know, I really hate the concept of saying “womp womp” or “skill issue.” You know why? You wanna know why I fucking hate it when people say those things? Because it sounds like you don’t feel bad for me. You don’t care about the pain and suffering that I go through. Let’s say I told you that I failed a test and I feel really bad about it. What do you say to me? “Womp womp.” IT’S FUCKING IRRITATING!!! Do you NOT feel bad for me? Holy fuck! Why do you even say that? You sound so unsympathetic when you say that shit! PLEASE just understand my situation! PLEASE have some compassion! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP SAYING “WOMP WOMP” YOU UNSYMPATHETIC ASSHOLE!!!!!

        The reason I said “womp womp”

        The reason I said "womp womp" and "skill issues" is not because I am unsympathetic or that I don't feel bad for you. In reality, I say those things so you can immediately get angry at me and, in doing so, momentarily forget about all your pain and suffering. My intention is not to dismiss your feelings or minimize your experiences. Instead, I aim to redirect your focus, even if just for a brief moment, away from your distress. By provoking a reaction, I hope to offer you a temporary distraction from the hardships you are facing. It's my way of trying to help you cope, albeit in an unconventional manner. I believe that sometimes, shifting our emotional response, even towards something as seemingly trivial as annoyance with another person, can provide a slight reprieve from our more profound pain.

        REAL FAST AND REAL LEFT SON

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          I STARTED DRINKING AT 6 AM, WE'RE HERE NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS BUT I'M ROLLING DEEP! AND THOSE CARS ARE GOING REAL FAST AND REAL LEFT SON, THEY'RE GOING FAST AND LEFT! FUCK YEAH! WEEEEHEEEEE

          Trouble sleeping Wuthering Waves

            I won’t go through my whole backstory, but once my insomnia started it was hard to sleep. 8 hours becomes 4, 4 becomes 2, and soon I’m getting anger issues throwing shot glasses at the bartender for cutting me off. I can’t even go to half the bars in my town because I’ve been thrown out of them all.

Anyway, a couple days ago I saw Wuthering Waves in youtube and everyone was saying that it was the Genshin Killer. Ever since then i waited days for it to release and now, after just playing the 30 minutes of the game earlier, I finally have a good nap rest i haven't had for years. So for the others out there who are having trouble sleeping Wuthering Waves, give it a try, just read some dialogue and lore for a couple of minutes and you will never have to experience trouble sleeping again.