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From the moment I first witnessed the interlopers, they disgusted me.

    An adaptation of the ‘From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh‘ Mechanicus copypasta into Necron’s faction. 

    From the moment I first witnessed the interlopers, they disgusted me.
Aeons we slumbered, waiting to reclaim our galaxy.
Only for it to become infested with vermin, that proliferated in our absence.
Now, we awaken to retake what is ours.
Wretched amalgamations of meat and metal, shackled to ignorance by your faith.
Do you truly believe you can stop us?
We who have shattered our very gods and enslaved them to our will.
The stars were young when our empire was ascendant.
And when the last of them die, we alone will remain.
For we are immortal.

    May the weight of your sins crush you

      May the weight of your sins crush you, sending you into a fiery abyss of damnation. You shall not have a sliver of happiness left once you step foot into our territory. and better yet, or worse for you, you won’t have any love left either. Your family, friends, everyone you know, will forget you, and you’ll be a fleeting memory. Your life will shatter such as the feelings you shattered on this battlefield. Your heart will crumble until it is reduced to nothing. And when all hope is lost, it gets worse. You’ll be torn limb from limb, cell by cell, molecule by molecule, until you can’t feel anything but pain for the rest of your days…

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        It is with great sadness that I am taking a very long break from the game

          @everyone It is with great sadness that I am taking a very long break from the game. There has been no particular reason for this, perhaps burnout, perhaps I have beaten the game with a 1650 character. Again, there is no big reason for my absence. Just think about the good times that I did 78% damage in that Kayangel run, or the time I used my personal balthor to shield everyone. Again, no reason for the departure. I may return one day however, maybe on a newer account to revisit the game and play as a mokoko again. who knows, but for now, goodbye Heroes of Arkesia!

          Maki-chan, your vivid colors are blending with my white paint

            Originated from the comments of a post on r/BlueArchive that brought out the unhinged nature of Blue Archive fans.

            Her canvas is ready and my paintbrush is on hand 🎨🖌️

Rub rub rub rub

Maki-chan, your vivid colors are blending with my white paint 🖌️⚪🔴

Rub rub rub rub

Looks like Sensei will need to apply multiple layers🥛🖌️

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You are too greedy Maki-chan, do you want me to go through all of my paint!? 🖌️🪣

Rub rub rub rub

What a masterpiece Maki-chan... ! 😭😭😭😭😭

collapses on the ground
            Breathe in

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 MAKI-CHAN MAKI-CHAN MAKI-CHAN MAKI-CHAN'S CUTE ARMPITS UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH 😋😋😋😋😋��😋😋😋😋 lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick MAKI-CHAN'S CUTE SIDEBOOBS!!!!! I WANT TO SEE AND SQUEEZE YOUR CUTE TUMMY TOO!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭 WHY ARE YOU NOT WEARING A BRA????? CORRECTION NEEDED CORRECTION NEEDED 💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺
            Uohhhhhhhhh Maki-chan 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 seducing an adult is a very serious offense 💢💢👺👺👺. I'll correct you lightly this time, you might even enjoy it. You might have not heard about this but there is a technique in spray painting and body painting that allows for the painting of the inside of the body 😭. It isn't very versatile since it can only paint in a white palette, but it is interesting isn't it? You'll be enrolled in an extended course on this technique with me Maki-chan 😭 until you learn to dutifully obey authority uohhhhh.

SPLOSH SPLOSH SPLOSH 🎨🥛 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

            Trust me, when you fire this game up, your little fuckin’ nuts are gonna start quakin’

              Trust me, when you fire this game up, your little fuckin' nuts are gonna start quakin' buddy. Your little nuts are gonna be quakin'. yeEEAAH YEEEAAAAAAH. YEAAAAHH! You're gonna shoot CUM! YOu'Re g0NNa sH0oT CÜM! You're gonna shoot HOT CUM! EVERYWHERE! And that's a promise. That's a promise, folks. That's a fucking promise right there. You're gonna shoot fuckin hot jizz all over your computer, all over your mechanical keyboard and your Razer mouse. I swear to God. That you will bust a nut the first time you play clap that's my money back guarantee. If you don't bust a nut the first time you play, message me.