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    I just bought more land in the Metaverse

      I just bought more land in the metaverse Now I’m gettin paid cash with Atlas Earth Got virtual land all across the globe (across the globe) The next wave is digital catch me on the way up the glow up is visible cop a couple more,
      Watch my income go up it’s about to go nuts, it’s about to go nuts Now I’m gettin paid rent in cash with Atlas Earth Atlas Earth Atlas Atlas Earth
      I🗣I↔️I🗣I JUST BOUGHT MORE LAND IN THE🤖METAVERSE🗣️
      
      😲NOW I'M GETTING PAID 💲CASH💲 WITH ATLAS EARTH‍‍👨‍🚀👋 🗣YEAH🗣
      
      🛫😌GOT VIRTUAL LAND ALL ACROSS THE 🌎GLOBE🌏🛫 🤫ACROSS THE GLOBE🤫
      
      👾THE NEXT WAVE IS DIGITAL👾 🎈CATCH ME ON THE WAY UP🎈
      
      😎THE GLOW UP IS VISIBLE😎 😲🌳COP 🌲A 🌳COUPLE 🌲MORE😲
      
      👁️WATCH👁️ MY 💸INCOME💸 GO 📈UP📈 😄IT'S ABOUT TO GO 🥜NUTS🥜 💵IT'S ABOUT TO GO💵 🥜NUTS🥜
      
      💵NOW I'M 😄GETTING 💵PAID💵 RENT IN 💵CASH💵 WITH 😄ATLAS EARTH💵
      
      😮ATLAS EARTH😮 👨‍🚀🚶 🎈ATLAS🎈 😊ATLAS EARTH😊📥
      I just bought more land in the metaverse
      Now I'm getting paid cash with Atlas Earth
      (Yeah)
      Virtual land all across the globe
       (across the globe)
      The next wave is digital
      Catch me on the way up
      The glow up is visible
      Cop a couple more 
      Watch my income go up it's about to go nuts
      It's about to go nuts
      Now I'm getting paid rent in cash with Atlas Earth
      (Atlas Earth)
      Atlas
      Atlas Earth

      History of The Nut Rag

        My nut rag was first nutted in by my great great grandfather in the trenches of verdun. The nut preserved the rag, and him, from the constant artillery fire and assaults from the dreaded krauts. It was handed down to my great grandfather, who nutted in it while on route to leyte gulf to push the Japanese back home. My grandfather was protected from ambush and disease by the nut of his father, and his father before him, while patrolling the jungles of vietnam. And my father nutted in it to give him strength and focus before attacking Saddams republican guard in 1991. Now, I nut in it between sessions of BF1 and COD WW2, to honor those that came before me. The nut is strength, the rag is freedom and family, I am an American.

        Why does fucking hentai’s have inside shots of the girls’ uteruses’?

          Do they like biology that much?
          
          "Oh yeah man that's so fucking hot, let's see her insides too, okay here are the ovaries oh shit ambadakammmm 😫😫"
          
          Seriously. It's fucking disgusting and I'd like to have a word with who started this fucking trend. It makes me feel like I am jacking off to a John Hopkins' medical reasearch or some shit. If people wanted to see that, half the people in Japan would be fucking doctors because it would feel like being a pornstar. So fucking disgusting. Is it a culture thing? Because if it is I wish you guys were nuked to nihility. So fucking disgusting.

          Em caso de investigação policial

            Em caso de investigação policial, eu oficialmente declaro que não tenho envolvimento com este grupo e não sei como estou no mesmo, provavelmente fui inserido por terceiros, declaro que estou disposto a colaborar com as investigações e estou disposto a me apresentar a depoimento se necessário, declaro que sou completamente inocente e não tenho envolvimento nenhum com este caso mostrado neste grupo específico.
            Em caso de investigação policial, eu declaro que não tenho envolvimento com este grupo e não sei como estou no mesmo, provavelmente fui inserido por terceiros, declaro que estou disposto a colaborar com as investigações e estou disposto a me apresentar a depoimento se necessário

            English version

            In case of police investigation, I officially declare that I have no involvement with this group and do not know how I am in it, I was probably inserted by third parties, declare that I am willing to cooperate with the investigation and am willing to introduce me to testimony if necessary, I declare that I am completely innocent and have no involvement with this specific group.

            Ea-Nasir sells bad copper

              When you came, you said to me as follows : "I will give Gimil-Sin (when he comes) fine quality copper ingots." You left then but you did not do what you promised me. You put ingots which were not good before my messenger (Sit-Sin) and said: "If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!" ​ What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to collect the bag with my money (deposited with you) but you have treated me with contempt by sending them back to me empty-handed several times, and that through enemy territory. Is there anyone among the merchants who trade with Telmun who has treated me in this way? You alone treat my messenger with contempt! On account of that one (trifling) mina of silver which I owe(?) you, you feel free to speak in such a way, while I have given to the palace on your behalf 1,080 pounds of copper, and Šumi-abum has likewise given 1,080 pounds of copper, apart from what we both have had written on a sealed tablet to be kept in the temple of Shamash. ​ How have you treated me for that copper? You have withheld my money bag from me in enemy territory; it is now up to you to restore (my money) to me in full. ​ Take cognizance that (from now on) I will not accept here any copper from you that is not of fine quality. I shall (from now on) select and take the ingots individually in my own yard, and I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt.
              𒀀 𒈾 𒂍 𒀀 𒈾 𒍢 𒅕
              𒆠 𒉈 𒈠
              𒌝 𒈠 𒈾 𒀭 𒉌 𒈠
              𒀀 𒉡 𒌑 𒈠 𒋫 𒀠 𒇷 𒆪
              𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒋫 𒀝 𒁉 𒄠
              𒌝 𒈠 𒀜 𒋫 𒀀 𒈠
              𒄖 𒁀 𒊑 𒁕 𒄠 𒆪 𒁴
              𒀀 𒈾 𒄀 𒅖 𒀭 𒂗𒍪 𒀀 𒈾 𒀜 𒁲 𒅔
              𒋫 𒀠 𒇷 𒅅 𒈠 𒋫 𒀝 𒁉 𒀀 𒄠
              𒌑 𒆷 𒋼 𒁍 𒍑
              𒄖 𒁀 𒊑 𒆷 𒁕 𒄠 𒆪 𒁴
              𒀀 𒈾 𒈠 𒅈 𒅆 𒅁 𒊑 𒅀
              𒋫 𒀸 𒆪 𒌦 𒈠 𒌝 𒈠 𒀜 𒋫 𒈠
              𒋳 𒈠 𒋼 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀
              𒋳 𒈠 [𒆷] 𒋼 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀 𒀜 𒆷 𒅗
              𒅀 𒋾 𒀀 𒈾 𒆠 𒈠 𒈠 𒀭 𒉌 𒅎
              𒌅 𒅆 𒅎 𒈠 𒉌 𒈠
              𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒋼 𒈨 𒊭 𒀭 𒉌
              𒈠 𒊑 𒀀 𒉿 𒇷 𒀀 𒈾 𒆠 𒈠 𒅗 𒋾
              𒀀 𒈾 𒆠 𒋛 𒅀 𒈠 𒄩 𒊑 𒅎
              𒀸 𒁍 𒊏 𒄠 𒈠
              𒌅 𒈨 𒄿 𒊭 𒄠 𒈠
              𒄿 𒈾 𒂵 𒂵 𒅈 𒈾 𒀝 𒊑 𒅎
              𒅖 𒋾 𒅖 𒋗 𒅇 𒅆 𒉌 𒋗
              𒊑 𒆪 𒋢 𒉡 𒌅 𒋼 𒅕 𒊏 𒄠
              𒄿 𒈾 𒀀 𒇷 𒅅 𒋼 𒂖 𒈬 𒌦
              𒈠 𒀭 𒉡 𒌝 𒊭 𒆠 𒀀 𒄠
              𒄿 𒁍 𒊭 𒀭 𒉌 𒄿 𒈠
              𒀜 𒋫 𒈠 𒅈 𒅆 𒅁 𒊑 𒅀 𒌅 𒈨 𒂊 𒅖
              𒀀 𒈾 𒈠 𒆷 𒅗 𒊍 𒉿 𒅎
              𒊭 𒄿 𒈾 𒂵 𒋾 𒅀 𒌅 𒊺 𒍪 𒌑
              𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒋫 𒁕 𒁍 𒌒
              𒅇 𒀸 𒋳 𒄿 𒅗
              𒀀 𒈾 𒂍 𒃲 𒇷
              𒌋 𒐍 𒄘 𒍏 𒀀 𒈾 𒆪 𒀜 𒁲 𒅔
              𒅇 𒋗 𒈪 𒀀 𒁍 𒌝
              𒌋 𒐍 𒄘 𒍏 𒄿 𒁲 𒅔
              𒂊 𒍣 𒅁 𒊭 𒀀 𒈾 𒂍 𒀭 𒌓
              𒆪 𒉡 𒊌 𒅗 𒄠 𒉌 𒍣 𒁍
              𒀀 𒈾 𒉿 𒊑 𒅎 𒊭 𒀀 𒋾
              𒆠 𒄿 𒋼 𒁍 𒊭 𒀭 𒉌
              𒆠 𒋛 𒄿 𒈾 𒂵 𒂵 𒅈 𒈾 𒀝 𒊑
              𒌅 𒊌 𒋾 𒅋
              𒆠 𒋛 𒀀 𒈾 𒂵 𒋾 𒅀
              𒋗 𒇻 𒈠 𒄠 𒂊 𒇷 𒅗 𒄿 𒋗
              𒆠 𒈠 𒀭 𒉌 𒆠 𒀀 𒄠
              𒉿 𒊑 𒀀 𒄠 𒆷 𒁺 𒈬 𒂵 𒄠
              𒆷 𒀀 𒈠 𒄩 𒊒 𒅗 𒋫 𒆷 𒈠 𒀜
              𒄿 𒈾 𒆠 𒊓 𒇷 𒅀
              𒅖 𒋾 𒈾 𒀀 𒌑 𒈾 𒍝 𒀝 𒈠
              𒂊 𒇷 𒆠
              𒅇 𒀀 𒈾 𒊭 𒌅 𒈨 𒄿 𒊭 𒀭 𒉌
              𒈾 𒋛 𒄴 𒋫 𒄠 𒂊 𒁍 𒍑 𒅗

              What are these symbols?

              This symbols are in Cuneiform. This copypasta is a transcription of an ancient Sumerian written complaint to Ea-Nasir, a copper merchant. It complained about Ea-Nasir delivering the wrong grade of copper. Cuneiform is the ancient Sumerian Alphabet.

              Who is Ea-Nasir?

              Ea-Nasir was a copper selling merchant that is notorious for selling bad grade of copper or not delivering them at all. The internet has since made a meme of him and the complaints directed at him.