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Kiyoshi – Ass vs Boobs

    From ep9 of Prison School where Kiyoshi was asked to give the reason why he preferred ass over boobs. 

    Back when we still walked on all fours, we always had in front of us… the butt. Then from the time mankind started walking on two legs we stopped having butts stuck in our faces all the time, and in their place, what appeared in front of our faces… were boobs! Women grew larger breasts to take the place of buttocks. The original source of life is the buttocks!… BOOBS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A PALE IMITATION OF THE BUTTOCKS! IF ASKED WHAT YOU’D RATHER HAVE, A COPY OR AN ORIGINAL, NATURALLY, I WOULD CHOOSE THE ORIGINAL!
    "Mankind...
Back when we still walked on all fours, we always had in front of us... the butt.
Then, from the time mankind started walking on two legs, we stopped having butts stuck in our faces all the time, and in their place, what appeared in front of our faces... were boobs!
Women grew larger breasts, to take the place of buttocks.
The original source of life is the buttocks!
Boobs are just a substitute!
Boobs are nothing more than a pale imitation of the buttocks!
If asked what you'd rather have, a copy or an original, naturally, I would choose the original!
Boobs jut out forward due to the process of evolution, keeping the buttocks further back and to the rear hidden!
However, that is where the grace of the Eros of the buttocks is..."

    There’s nothing that brings me more joy than starting with goblin.

      There's nothing that brings me more joy than starting with goblin.

"Goblin!" says the announcer as I proceed to run to a nearby chest, my pockets hungry for gold, I head straight to it without missing a breath. "Goblin!" he says once again, as more gold pours out of the sky and into our hands. We run back to the other chest, with a bag that clings and clangs loudly with every greedy step of ours.

There is no need for violence, not a care about the nearby threats. The world is harsh and dangerous, but it could be worse without coins. "Goblin!" is heard once again, the sun completely blinded by the gold flashbang that drops to our feet. "Fusion!" the skies sing as we become One.

I love goblin. And Mike, but I'm biased because I used to main him in Brawl Stars.

      Alien: Romulus

        Thats fucking Alien right there

        Thats fucking Alien right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging Engineers made humanity bullshit. Aliens puke, aliens poop on the field, aliens deliver their new born drone on the side lines. Fucking hard core ovipositor in the mouth facehugger chestburster fuck it chuck it xeno time shit. Alien is back, baby

        I saw Ridley Scott at a grocery store in LA

        I saw Ridley Scott at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

        Red dead redemtion. Perfection. Arthur death is sure sad

          Red dead redemtion. Perfection. Arthur death is sure sad, but theres just a feeling to it that makes me feel its the best. American venom also. Red dead redemtion. Perfection. Arthur death is sure sad, but theres just a feeling to it that makes me feel its the best. American venom also. Red dead redemtion. Perfection. Arthur death is sure sad, but theres just a feeling to it that makes me feel its the best. American venom also.

          Let me tell you something. I play RED dead.

            Let me tell you something. I play RED dead. You don't play as black person. This is a stink and one of them hacks. It's like you can have like bears. At camp or you could be offered when you're playing against John. Yeah, no, if you're kindna, leave this and then you're like. Oh, let me just download red dead. You guys because I wanna come to this black dude, you aint you're a white dude named orphan Morgan. And he has a beard and everybody loves them and Mike is a rat.By the way, and kills, are for and then I just hate you

            I want to fuck the shit out of Yunli from Honkai: Star Rail.

              Yunli copypasta
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              Holy fucking shit.

I don't think I've ever creamed or let loose more to a fictional set of pixels more than today. It was this very day, I was at school, I whipped out my phone and saw IT. I couldn't even resist the urges. I creamed immediately. The entire classroom was overflowing with my juicy relentless spunk. Yunli. My girlfriend. My love. My wife. Please come to life and fuck me.

The twittards are saying you cant sexualise her because her design is based off of traditional chinese clothing and whatever the fuck. To that i say FUCK OFF cause guess what im Chinese and it turns me on even more (wacism) oh what's that? she's a minor? FUCK OFF, i'm a minor too you cant be a pedophile if youre a child

I can just fantasize daily about her god damn midriff, her grippers and majestic ass face that contorts into a moan as I fuck her asscheeks with my cock as she simutaneously humilitiates and dominates me, I want to lick that navel and midriff so fucking hard man

Its been like what, 10 hours since her drip marketing came out, and i've jizzed almost 57685839 times to her slender cunny yet curvaceous figure LIKE OLLOHIOLRLLRUYY SHITTTTTTT whoever designed this character needs a FUCKING RAISE

anyways spread the word about cunny and godsend yunli pls ride me