I'm naked with my kids. I have sex in front of my kids. I never be ashamed of sex, my son be breastfeeding, I'll be making love to his mama. That's me bro. That's how I get down around kids. I try to keep their purity. I don't want to take their purity away by covering myself up. They're gonna be ashamed and cover their self up and I'm pure at heart. So you can think in your mind, if I let another kid here, I'm gonna have to change the way I am so that your kid could be comfortable around me. No, I'm gonna be naked as fuck in front of your kids. My son comes up and grabs my penis. I let him grab my penis. I had sex with his mom. I'm making love to his mother after I'm done, I'm laying there chilling. He grabbed my penis, he's playing with my penis. I let that happen
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I take baths with my kids. I'm naked with my kids. I have sex in front of my kids. I'll never be ashamed of sex. My son, be breastfeeding while I'll be making love to his mom. That's me, bruh. That's how I get down around kids! I try to keep they purity! I don't wanna take they purity away by coverin' myself up, they gonna be ashamed and cover theyself up, and I'm pure at heart, so you can think in your mind if I let another kid here, I'm gonna have to change the way I am, so that your kid can be comfortable around me!? No! I'm gonna be naked as fuck in front of yo kids! my son comes up and grabs my penis, I let him grab my penis! I have sex with his mom, I'm making love to his mother. after I'm done, I'm layin' there, chillin'! He grab my penis, and he's playin' with my penis... I let that happen. I say "Yeah, look, you got one too.", And he laughin', and the moment is over. It ain't... It's pure!
Lolicons are pedophiles. Nobody ever says “drawings have human rights”. Find one person on the planet who thinks that, dipshit. Forming your sexuality around naked anime toddlers is bizarre, abnormal freak behaviour. You will be relentlessly mocked and there is nothing you can do about it. Constantly consuming and promoting pornography with pedophilic themes is a recognised red flag that an individual may be at high risk for potentially abusing real children. If that statement makes you feel cognitive dissonance, you have adjustment disorder and need to seek professional help before you seriously hurt someone. You are a pedophile. Loli is inherently pedophilic, everyone knows the difference between real and fictional children and news flash: wanting to rape a fictional child is still weird. “Lolis are nothing like real, actual children”. Why do they have the same proportions and behaviours of a real child then? Dumbass. Stop trying to convince people that you are normal, because you will never be seen as normal. You are a hyper-sexual freak of nature. Go quarantine yourself in a shitty imageboard with other monsters like you so normal members of society don’t have to be constantly reminded that you exist. You will never be loved.
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Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think you can get away with theft when you're showing what you stole from me directly to my face. My lawyers will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.
Women Want Me
Fish Fear Me
Men Turn Their Eyes Away From Me
As I Walk No Beast Dares Make A Sound In My Presence
I Am Alone On This Barren Earth.
Women Fear Me
Fish Fear Me
Men Turn Their Eyes Away From Me
As I Walk No Beast Dares Make A Sound In My Presence
I Am Alone On This Barren Earth.
Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear; for I am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures sub-aqueous, my rod is true and unwavering as I cast into the aquatic abyss. A man, scorned by this uncaring Earth, finds solace in the sea. My only friend, the worm upon my hook. Wriggling, writhing, struggling to surmount the mortal pointlessness that permeates this barren world. I am alone. I am empty. And yet, I fish.
