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I tamper with my 14 year old son’s recording footage so that Pointercrate will never accept his submissions.

    I tamper with my 14 year old son’s recording footage so that Pointercrate will never accept his submissions.
    
    Hi guys, this is not my proudest post but this needs to be said. My son (14), is a GENERATIONAL talent. For context, his hardest demon is Gaggatrondra, which would have been his first mainlist demon if the record was accepted.
    
    Initially I was very supportive of my son, but as he jumped from Deadlocked to Sweater Weather, and then to Black Blizzard after only 3 months of playing the game, I suspected that he was cheating. However, after watching him beat Zodiac in person last month, I have no doubts that he is a legitimate player.
    
    Now you might be wondering why I would do such a heinous thing. Well, he was unfamiliar with the rules of pointercrate, and so he asked me to submit his record (as I have legacy points on Pointercrate). And well, I may have deleted his audio, because I can’t bear my son to be officially better than me (my hardest is Hypersonic, I beat it when it was on the list). And for all his other submissions, I’ve done the same thing. My son knows that his submissions don’t get accepted, but he doesn’t know why.
    
    He will never know why. 

    TON 618

      AKA the TON 618 crashout or Secret Way crashout is a response video by Secret Way meant to call out Geometry Dash larpers who spam “WhAt AbOuT tOn 618” in his videos.

      TON 618 is NOT the hardest level in Geometry Dash. It doesn't have the most frame perfects, it's not the hardest spam challenge, and it definitely has nothing to do with the best player. The amount of comments that mentioned TON 618 with no reasoning is actually baffling. It seems like someone could be watching a short about G- anything G- oh my god. Anything Geometry Dash related, and without thinking, they would just comment"WhAt AbOuT tOn 618". I actually counted, and there's over 500 COMMENTS mentioning this level. For calculating the hardest level, we used the Hardest Impossible Level List, because the levels are considered physically possible, and you could beat them, if you're a ROBOT. There's actually two more lists called the hardest PPL List, and the Hardest Theoretically Possible Levels List, where you have to have an FPS count of this number, which is literally just letters, and it's called the BMS limit, to show a big number that's close to infinity. There's actually so many lists for Geometry Dash, that there's a list FOR LISTS. And you wanna know where TON 618 lands in those lists? IT DOESN'T! In fact, it's in the Hardest Physically Impossible Level List, where it's not in the top 10, top 20, or top 30. It's in 40TH PLACE!! This level has been SO overhyped and planted into people's brains, when in reality, it's just a RANDOM LEVEL in a RANDOM LIST.
      TON 618 is NOT the hardest level in Geometry Dash. It doesn’t have the most frame perfects, it’s not the hardest spam challenge, and it definitely has nothing to do with the best player. The amount of comments that mentioned TON 618 with zero reasoning is actually baffling. It seems like someone could be watching a short about G- anything Ge- oh my god- anything Geometry Dash related, and without thinking they would just comment WhAt aBoUt tOn 618- I actually counted, and there’s over 500 comments mentioning this level. For calculating the hardest level, we used The Hardest Impossible Level List, because the levels are considered physically possible, and you could beat them, if you’re a robot. There’s actually two more lists called The Hardest PPL List and The Hardest Theoretically Possible Levels List, where you have to have an FPS count of this number, which is literally just letters, and it’s called The BMS Limit: to show a big number that’s close to infinity. There’s actually so many lists for Geometry Dash that there’s a list, for lists! And do you wanna know where TON 618 stands in those lists?! It doesn’t! In fact, it’s in The Hardest Physically Impossible Levels List, where it’s not in the top 10, top 20, or top 30. IT’S IN 40TH PLACE! This level has been so overhyped and planted into people’s brains, when in reality it’s just a random level. In a random list. 

      This game is NOT for kids!😡 (Geometry Dash)

        What was Robert "Robtop" "RubRub" Topala thinking when making this game?! The game obviously presents itself as "family friendly" or "educational" with its title "Geometry Dash", while not being EITHER or them!!!! Robert "Robtop" "RubRub" Topala has been putting explicit language and HORRIFYING graphics in this game and it STILL SOMEHOW got 13+ age rating???!!! For example in the spin-off gane "Geometry Dash Subzero" has a skull character saying "G*d d*mn" WITHOUT SENCORING IT MIND YOU!!!! And the level "Clubstep" in the original game has ABSOLUTELY HORRIFYING monsters that many kids have surely got nightmares!!! AND TO TOP ALL OF TAHT OFF, ANYONE, mind you, ANYONE can upload any levels they want, with many of them being h*ll themed and SOMEHOW Robert "Robtop" "RubRub" Topala Is not banning the users who make abominations like this!?!?!? AND ALL of the top levels have a horrifying name!!! For example "Tidal Wave" WHY IS Robert "Robtop" "RubRub" Topala ALLOWING THESE KINDS OF NAMES?!?!?!? We need to UNITE, TOGETHER WE CAN TAKE THIS ABOMINATION OF A GAME OFF THE INTERNET AND MAKE THIS WORLD A BETTER PLACE!!!!!! 

        zoink-senpai… ohayo gozaimasu!! 🌸✨

          Zoink is a top American Geometry Dash player and a content creator. The copypasta was started by u/Swaayin_ from a shitpost on r/geometrydash.

          IF UR NOT ZOINK STAY BACK
          
          zoink-senpai… ohayo gozaimasu!! 🌸✨
          i’ve been hiding these feelings in my kokoro for so long… but today… I CAN’T HOLD BACK MY LOVE ANYMORE 😭💖
          
          zoink-sama… you are my ichiban… my legend… my TOP 1 OF MY HEART!!! 🔥
          the way you play Geometry Dash… it’s not human… it’s DIVINE…
          every click… every jump… every frame-perfect input…
          it’s like watching a god descend into the level editor itself… 😭🙏
          
          when i see you beating impossible levels like they’re NOTHING…
          my kokoro goes DOKI DOKI… my hands shake… my soul ascends… 💀✨
          you’re not just a player… you’re THE FINAL BOSS AND THE PROTAGONIST AT THE SAME TIME!!!
          
          every night… i lie in bed… staring at the ceiling…
          thinking in my thinking space… “what is zoink doing right now…” 😔💖
          
          are you grinding another demon?
          are you destroying another top 1?
          or… are you… thinking of me too…? 🥺👉👈
          
          onegai shimasu, zoink-senpai… NOTICE ME!!! 😭🔥
          i’ve been practicing so hard… trying to improve…
          but no matter how many attempts i do… i can never reach your level of play…
          
          you are like a sensei… a kami-sama… a being beyond skill…
          and i’m just a humble player… missing easy jumps and crying in practice mode 💀
          
          if you let me be your tomodachi… your kouhai… your anything…
          i would treasure it more than a VERIFIED TOP 1 COMPLETION 😭💎
          
          we could play together…
          i’ll watch you beat levels while i fail at 12%… and i’ll still cheer like:
          “ZOINK-SENPAI SUGOI!!! 🔥🔥🔥”
          
          we could grind late into the night…
          you getting new records…
          me… getting emotional damage 💀
          
          zoink-senpai… your gameplay is so kakkoi… it makes me want to scream
          “SUGOIIII!!!” every time you survive a 0.0001% choke 😭👏
          
          i know i’m just a baka… 😔
          but even if i’m stuck at the bottom…
          i’ll always be your number one fan… forever… 💖
          
          so please… zoink-senpai…
          give me a chance… even just a 0.1% chance… like a frame-perfect jump…
          
          aishiteru… zoink-sama…
          more than any demon level… more than any leaderboard…
          more than my sanity… 😭🔥
          
          yours forever…
          your loyal, delulu, combo-dropping kouhai… 💖💀 

          Am i the only one who goons to geometry dash (not the women) levels?

            Am i the only one who goons to geometry dash (not the women) levels?
            
            NOT A COPYPASTA. REAL STORY.
            
            I used to be asexual and aromantic, since I think everyone looks just as okay and I find no romantic interest in talking to people. Porn is just downright disgusting for me. But whenever 1 watch good gameplay, I get uncontrollably erect and can't resist the urge to start masturbating. I want to know that is it just me who masturbates to gameplay from geometry dash? Or do other people do it as well? Just look at QDYNAMIX and tell me you DONT get hard at how satisfying the gameplay is????? I need answers.
            
            No, I am not talking about geometry dash girls like the girls in Aperture or Muse Dash. I meant the pure, raw gameplay 

            Breakup message for Geometry Dash players

              By u/Wozerd, its a brainrot breakup message with lots of Geometry Dash references.

              sorry ive been distant.. my minds just been a stereo of madness recently, i was hoping we could get back on track but it feels like theres a poltrageist holding me back. I dont want to dry out what we have left but its just base after base with you. I dont want to be a jumper of conclusions but i think we should break up. If i had a time machine i would go back and end the toxic cylcles but it looks like im just gonna be another xstep for you. I’ll just be a part of your theory of everything in your electroman adventures. While im at club step youll be studying electrodynamix and thats okay. I just feel overwhelmed like im blast processing all this at once. And I hope you finish your theory of everything 1 because i want to be part of your theory of everything 2, maybe this time i could be the geometrical dominator… I dont know i just feel so deadlocked.