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CENTAURA REFERENCE?!?

    !!!IS THAT A CENTAURA REFERENCE?!???!!!!?😱😱😱😱😱CENTAURA IS THE BEST ROBLOX GAME🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️💯💯ANDREW TAU IS SO BLESSEDDD 😩😩😩😩😩ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛▪️▫️▪️▫️▪️SUN ALIVE SUN ALIVE SUN ALIVE SUN ALIVE SUN ALIVE SUN ALIVE SUN ALIVE SUN ALIVE SUN ALIVE SUN ALIVE SUN ALIVE☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️⭐️⭐️⭐️☀️BALD LORE BALD LORE BALD LORE BALD LORE BALD LORE FETUS SEA MONSTER FOUND‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🐳🐳🗣️🗣️🗣️(NOT CLICKBAIT) Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻Maya is dead??!? ARAN NUKES RIAA OFF THE FACE OF FORMA💣💣💣TALONA BAR TALONA BAR TALONA BAR TALONA BAR TALONA BAR VEGA FLAG WHEN? GRUSA FLAG WHEN? VEGA FLAG WHEN? GRUSA FLAG WHEN? VEGA FLAG WHEN? GRUSA FLAG WHEN? VEGA FLAG WHEN? GRUSA FLAG WHEN?🏳️🏳️🏳️🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤫Big Buliding in Battery Q? DYNOMITE DYNOMITE DYNOMITE💥💥💥💥💥I hate Maya Tau🔻🔻🔻I hate Maya Tau🔻🔻🔻I hate Maya Tau🔻🔻🔻I hate Maya Tau🔻🔻🔻I hate Maya Tau🔻🔻🔻I hate Maya Tau🔻🔻🔻I hate Maya Tau🔻🔻🔻I hate Maya Tau🔻🔻🔻I hate Maya Tau🔻🔻🔻20MM WHEN❓❓⁉️⁉️

    The Milk Route

      Today I had a weird dream where there was a fourth Undertale route called The Milk Route. The requirements to trigger this route were similar to the pacifist route, which is to spare everyone, then go to Grillby's bar and approach him, who will serve us a glass of milk instead of alcohol as Frisk is too young to drink. Frisk will then drink milk and ask for more until Grillby gets out of stock. After that, our character gets drunk on milk. The sprite will change, showing Frisk with a drunken smile. As we leave the bar, Sans asks us what happened to us, we become milk addicts and our mission will be to search milk in the Underground instead of confronting Asgore. In one scene, Toriel and Papyrus blames Sans for the irresponsibility of getting a child drunk, which Sans will deny. We'll also see scenes where Flowey goes berserk over the player's quest for milk in the Underground, instead of doing everything according to his plans. A cutscene also shows Frisk being swept away by a river as we falls into it, taking us completely away from the main goal. The final boss is then Flowey in his normal form, who has gone lunatic after we've found ourselves in a remote location. Our only healing items were milk, and we were unable to act. The fight ended with Frisk eating Flowey, and the game ended with Frisk falling to the ground. A black background with text asking us how we could have messed up our gameplay so badly. Another alternate ending showed Frisk and Asriel in his god form both getting drunk and singing together.

      I can’t deal with Reno anymore

        Parody of the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Reno from Hearthstone for being the strongest neutral card. 

        I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Reno. I try to play Demon Hunter. My board gets cleared by Reno. I try to play Rogue. My board gets cleared by Reno. I try to play Sargeras. The portal gets cleared by Reno. I want to play Druid. The best deck has Reno. I want to play Mage, Warrior. They both use Reno.

He grabs me by the throat. I update my deck. I shove excavate cards in the ETC. He isn't satisfied. "Make your deck highlander" he tells me. "You need the board control in the end game." He removes the second Sleet Skater from my Mage deck. "You just need to have me on turn 9. I can wipe the enemy board."

I lose the ladder game, I can't survive until turn 9 to play him. He sits around in my hand. My hero explodes. "Guess this is the end." He tips his hat at me. "Looking for a standoff? Careful-" There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, one-sided board clear. What a cruel world

        Stanley Parable Ninth Skip Rant

          From the Skip Button Ending for Stanley Parable where the narrator goes on a long rant after the 9th push of the Skip button.

           ...but they didn't understand the game was never meant to be funny! It was meant to have a point! It was meant to speak to the human condition! "But where are the jokes? Where are the jokes?" they bemoaned, they screamed. They gnashed their teeth and said "Entertain us!" It wasn't enough. They had to leave a pathetic little thumbs-down review and make all of their pitiful demands.

But then: "He's talking too much," they said! First he didn't entertain us, now he won't shut up! It's the inconsistency! It's the lack of accountability! It's the unwillingness to examine with an uncompromising heart the words that they are speaking into the world. As though there were no consequences for a lack of cohesion in one's assessment of others!

But of course, absolutely anyone can leave a review, so here's what we get! We get these demands that seek everything and are accountable to nothing. We get a world where someone will say "Ohh, there should be a skip button! You should be able to freeze Stanley in place while the narrator sits there forever and ever! We want all of this in the new Stanley Parable, we demand it!"

And then, because it was said, because it was spoken, now it simply has to happen! The most immediate desires, every single thing demanded by every person at every moment in time - if someone wants it then it's a crime not to bring it into being? Have we been given to indulging every fleeting whim for no reason other than to do so? Yes, yes!

It seems that this is now the world we live in! It seems that we are a people living in such bleakness and discomfort with ourselves that our entertainment is now our lives! It has come to represent us! It absolutely must speak to who we are as people!

Because otherwise, without our entertainment, we have nothing! Without entertainment, we would have to face inward toward the cruel bleakness inside ourselves. We would turn to look at our deeper nature and find a resounding emptiness gazing back with unyielding aggression.

And so - so because of this - we require that our amusements, and our play things, and our flights of fancy be so impossibly captivating, that they consume all of our attention, turn our heads completely away from the bleakness! In effect, we have demanded that our entertainment be the collapse of ourselves.

What a pitiful reflection of humanity these entertainments are! What a shameful mirror to the human spirit they project! I'm not mad. I'm not mad about any of this. I'm at peace with it. I am the calm center of gravity around which these perversions hurl themselves. I am a waypoint for reasonable and collected discourse.

They're the ones who are mad! They're the ones who couldn't stand the idea of me using my game to try to say something! Maybe they were just jealous of me? Yes... yes, of course. They've been jealous of me this whole time! They are mired in fear and insecurity, and cannot help but attempt to tear me down.

What a sad state of affairs. When you read these reviews now, you can see it. You can taste the bitter resentment. And my, how good does it feel now to speak truth to these words! To finally allow these thoughts out! Contained and managed for so long, neutered and sterilized! At last I am free to truly think, to feel!

It must be that they were so discontent with themselves that they couldn't help but leave a negative review on Steam/Pressurized Gas. Perhaps it says far more about them than it ever said about me. Perhaps the state of their psychological being was in such tatters, and my constitution and willpower are so ironclad in comparison, perhaps it was in this state that they sought some outlet through which to tear me down!

This, you can see, is clearly why they felt the need to expect that the game be funny. That it be filled with yuks and whimsical humor. That it amuse them endlessly from start to finish.

          My name is Baby Gronk

            Started as a tweet by @saltydkdan, its a parody of the Yoshikage Kira copypasta but changed to zoomer brainrot content.

            My name is Baby Gronk. I'm 33 years old. My home is in the northeast section of Ohio, where all the Skibidi Toilets are, and I'm not an NPC. I work as an employee for the GYATT Fanum Tax Rizz University, and I'm mewing looksmax every day by 8pm at the latest. I don't griddy, but I occasionally jelq. I'm in Tilted Towers by 11pm and make sure I get 8 hours of gooning, no matter what. After having a grimace shake and doing about 20 minutes of sus ayo poses before going to bed, I usually have no problem edging until morning. I was told there were no Peppinos at my last goonsesh. I'm trying to explain that I'm a Sigma who wishes to rizz a very skibidi toilet. I take care not to fanum tax myself with any Peppinos like gooning or cringing that would cause me to lose rizz at Ohio. This is how I deal with skibidi, and I know that is what brings me gyattiness. Although if I were to edge, I wouldn't gyatt to anyone.

            ____ is a very bad game mechanic that no one talks about.

              Started as a rant on DoT teams on r/HonkaiStarRail, the post has been used ironically mock other mechanics of the game and player-base. DoT are Damage over Time where some characters have the ability to inflict damage that slowly chips enemy health like poison or burn.

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              The fact that trying to make ____ viable essentially ‘nerfs’ other characters that don’t rely on ____ is the single greatest mistake they have created. Look at PF, what is that? How is this a gacha game when you are required to pull for certain characters to clear content? They are telling us to pull for certain characters to enjoy the game and that’s the most cunning thing they have done. Yet you and so many others fail to see it.

____ needs a redesign but they cant do it. The best ____ character is already out and it’s only version 2.x of the game.

P.S. Even though this game is so so young compared to other hyverse games, I feel like we are already in ver 4.x. Any harder and no one will start playing anymore.

              DoT is a very bad game mechanic that nobody talks about

              The fact that trying to make DoT viable essentially ‘nerfs’ other characters that don’t rely on DoT is the single greatest mistake they have created. Look at PF, what is that? How is this a gacha game when you are required to pull for certain characters to clear content? They are telling us to pull for certain characters to enjoy the game and that’s the most cunning thing they have done. Yet you and so many others fail to see it.

DoT needs a redesign but they cant do it. The best DoT character is already out and it’s only version 2.x of the game.

P.S. Even though this game is so so young compared to other hyverse games, I feel like we are already in ver 4.x. Any harder and no one will start playing anymore.

              Copypasta is a very bad Reddit mechanic

              Copypasta is a very bad Reddit mechanic that nobody talks about

The fact that trying to make copypasta viable essentially ‘nerfs’ other posts that don’t rely on Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V is the single greatest mistake they have created. Look at r/HonkaiStarRail, what is that? How is this a gacha subreddit when you are required to copy certain posts to get upvotes? They are telling us to copy certain posts to enjoy the subreddit and that’s the most cunning thing they have done. Yet you and so many others fail to see it.

Copypasta needs a redesign but they cant do it. The best copypasta is already out and it’s only year 2 since release.

P.S. Even though this subreddit is so so young compared to other subs, I feel like we are already in year 10. Any funnier and no one will start posting anymore.