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Vtuber Deme getting railed on stream

    Someone watched an old VOD of the vtuber Deme (Second VOD on Outer Wilds) and noticed something strange. Halfway through the video she started making weird noises, like random moans while nothing noteworthy happens during the game. Her model can also be seen bouncing up and down.

    Naturally they concluded that she was having sex during stream and timestamped all the weird things she did during the stream. Later their comment got deleted, which triggered the Streisand effect.

    Arc of diabolicalness:
    
    1:07:15 Arc 1 begins.
    
    1:12:48 This is what you're here for.
    
    1:15:00 Remembers she has to act now.
    
    1:15:45 "Ahn~" Followed by an, "Uh uh uh, not now," type finger wave.
    
    1:16:00 She can't read right now, guys. 😏
    
    1:16:32 This is, indeed, effed.
    
    1:16:50 Chatter notices.
    
    1:17:45 Starts larping.
    
    1:17:50 Actual Fruedian slip.
    
    1:18:10 "Oh~" plap
    
    1:18:24 "Ugh, YES " W character voicing.
    
    1:19:46 If you've seen those eye movements before, you know.
    
    1:19:54 plap "I'm sorry."
    
    1:23:30 Aight, I'm bored now. Leave.
    
    1:24:30 Suddenly she's normal again. For a sec.
    
    1:28:30 She's immersed, guys
    
    1:29:30 Dying from invisible hand ..... "ugh" & plays it off
    
    1:29:48 Probe cannon is hard to say when getting probed by a cannon.
    
    1:30:34 They do not care anymore. 😆
    
    1:31:43 Getting back on it for a second is wild.
    
    1:32:00 End of the getting 💦 on Giant's Deep arc. 😭
    
    1:39:20 Arc 2: Return of the Giant's Deep probe
    
    1:44:01 "Where is this going?" They tried to be sneaky. 😭
    
    1:44:54 Quite the sparse sentence.
    
    1:49:22 What's she looking at?
    
    1:57:15 She was too strong for too long. 😔
    
    1:58:50 She's very relieved for someone still stuck in the puzzle.
    
    1:58:54 "Dude, stop, I actually have to do my job for a second."
    
    1:59:17 What's she smiling at?
    
    2:04:37 She has a, "Get back on this," phrase. I'm deceased. 🤣
    
    2:04:49 Innuendo
    
    2:05:46 The problem with subnautica.....
    
    2:06:00 End of arc 2
    
    2:12:00 I don't even know what to say, dawg.
    
    2:25:53 plap There goes that repeated movement again...and thus begins Arc 3: Sandtide
    
    2:26:40 Change of technique.
    
    2:28:55 Dawg, I cannot-
    
    2:29:33 The rising sand must be making her claustrophobic in real life. 🧐
    
    2:31:13 The rising sand has her so worried she looks to her left & starts wobbling again.
    
    2:32:00 Bro must think the sand's so loud he's safe or something.
    
    2:32:28 She can't breathe, guys(safeword).
    
    2:33:05 The stuff before this is a joke because the character suffocated, but that last facial expression seems a little...suspicious...
    
    2:33:47 Looks like some unknown force has pushed out protagonist to the her right...and she's grabbing it. Must be a Jedi.
    
    2:34:00 She's laughing & grabbing the air to her side as thanks for the 10-month sub. Surely.
    
    2:35:03 I wonder what demons our protagonist is pushing away. Must be silly ones because they have her giggling. End of Arc 3.
    
    2:39:50 Beginning of Arc 4: Reading demon strikes back.
    
    2:41:28 Hut! 1, 2. Technique change. They can't catch her, now!
    
    2:42:46 Suddenly, she can't finish her though- ahn ...& has to repeat it. While wobbling again....strange.
    
    2:42:54 Yes, it is bad. Worse, you think about League during.
    
    2:46:53 I wonder what's to her left?
    
    2:47:00 It only took 4 arcs, but now she's a pro at reading while, uh, distracted.
    
    2:47:32 Casual red panda noises and movement stops shortly after. Dawg pry left the room here.
    
    2:51:53 I'm tired too, man. But I doubt it was a lack of sleep for her.
    
    2:52:10 Notice how once Nikita starts ordering the food, the wobbling all but stops or the movement is very different from the front & back jerking of the entire stream so far. End of Arc 4
    
    2:58:32 Why's she blocking her face? And why does she start wobbling again right after? さあ...
    
    2:58:45 Guys, prepare for Arc 5
    
    3:07:40 It's always WHEN SHE STARTS READING! Dang, Nikita. 😂
    
    3:10:24 I have a conspiracy theory, as well.
    
    3:13:12 Her yelling at Nikita gets quieter as he gets closer. 😭
    
    3:13:33 "Why am I so fatigued? Oh." Lmfaaaaooooo
    
    3:15:47 Feels like "Nikita, I NEED CO-"
    
    3:15:55 Oh, honey, the internet never forgets.
    
    3:18:25 I swear Nikita has to have a thing for reading.
    
    3:26:00 Why does she start moving? Maybe to hide something? Oh, nvm, it started again.
    
    3:27:52 Just putting this here as a casual space moment.
    
    3:28:16 Heartfelt rendition of The Kill by Thirty Seconds to Mars. Nikita is pretty lucky, all things considered.
    
    3:28:48 Flails & drops something, but why?
    
    3:29:00 End of Arc 5 

    Make the Axolotl mount a drop from Aetherfont instead of Savage NOW

      Make the Axolotl mount a drop from Aetherfont instead of Savage NOW
      
      I am beyond livid that the Axolotl mount is locked behind Savage. After I submitted a report in-game the GMs told me to post on the Official Forums instead. Here's the thing, Square Enix. Forward this thread to the developer who approved this and let them read this word by word.
      
      You do not put cute mounts behind Savage, ever. Savage is for neckbeard no-lifers who play this game 24/7. Give them a crappy Magitek mount or something but cute mounts do NOT belong to raiders. You're insulting all your customers by locking one of the most popular mounts this patch behind an activity no one wants to do. I feel cheated out of my $15.
      
      Next time, cute mounts need to be available in content that everyone does or on MogStation. 
      
      

      A message to the Raiden Shogun.

        Its the Eggman anouncement but changed to a ranting about Raiden Shogun for killing Signora in Genshin.

        I’ve come to make an announcement: The Raiden Shogun is a bitch-ass motherfucker. He deep fried my fucking wife. That’s right, she took her musou no hitotachi and turn my wife into fucking ash, and she said her blade was this big. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: "Shogun, you aren't a real archon, just like you aren't a good mother or political leader." Inazuma would've have collapsed if Yae miko didn't save your ass everytime. That’s right, I think half of inazumans are a bunch of grifters. And Kazuha's mortal blade parried your ass. You fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna fuck teyvat. That's right this is what you get, my super duper 30% high def roll piece. Except I’m not just gonna give you shit gear and repeatedly let you die in the abyss, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the welkin moon! How do you like that, Zhongli? I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking teyvat, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too! 

        Persona 3 – Changing Seasons

          ☀️SUNS🌞 UP⬆️
          
          ANOTHER♾️ DAY📅 GOES↗️ BY🗣
          
          LOOK👀 AT☝️ THE🔃 TIME🕑 FLY✈️ 
          ☀️SUNS🌞UP⬆️, ANOTHER ♾️DAY 📅GOES ↗️BY🗣️LOOK👀AT☝️THE🔃 TIME🕘FLY✈️ 

          6/7 day

            6️⃣7️⃣🗣️ 6️⃣7️⃣🗣️ 6️⃣7️⃣🗣️ 6️⃣7️⃣🗣️
            DOOT 🎺 DOOT 🎺
            BRO 💀 IT'S ACTUALLY JUNE 7️⃣‼️
            WE ARE SO BACK 🔥🔥🔥
            
            📢🚨ATTENTION ALL AURA FARMERS 📈🔥‼️ TODAY 📅 IS JUNE 🌞 7️⃣‼️ THE SACRED 🙏 HOLY ✝️ BLESSED ✨ DAY OF 6️⃣7️⃣ HAS ARRIVED 🚚💨‼️WAKE ⏰ UP 🛏️‼️ CHECK 👀 YOUR PHONE 📱‼️ CHECK ✔️ YOUR FRIDGE 🧊‼️ CHECK ✔️ UNDER ⬇️ YOUR BED 🛏️‼️ THERE'S A 6️⃣7️⃣ HIDING 🙈 EVERYWHERE 🌎‼️
            
            🚨 AFTER DAWG NAMED MASON 👶 6️⃣7️⃣ TOOK A FISHING TRIP 🎣 WITH THE BOYS 👬 AND RETURNED WITH 🗿 MANGO MANGO MANGO 🥭 ENERGY, CAUSING A LOCAL 🐺 SIGMA TO GAIN 🤫 AURA +1000000 WHILE A 🔥 GYATT WAS DETECTED BY THE GOVERNMENT 📡‼️ WITNESSES REPORT THAT A 🚽 SKIBIDI TOILET EMERGED FROM THE STILL WATER 🍷 AS THOSE WHO KNOW 💀 NODDED SILENTLY 😶‍🌫️ IN APPROVAL. WHEN ASKED FOR COMMENT 🎤 MASON 👶 REPLIED ⚾ "OH-OH-OH THAT’S TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR ⚾️🪵" BEFORE ACTIVATING 🧊 ICE CREAM HAIR 🍦 AND ASCENDING ☁️ TO A HIGHER PLANE OF BRAINROT 🧠💀, LEAVING SCIENTISTS 👨‍🔬 BAFFLED 😱 AND AURA FARMERS 📈 WORKING OVERTIME ⏰‼️🗿🍷💀🐺🥭🚽🔥👶⚾🎣🍦💯💯💯
            
            IF YOU SEE 👀 A PERSON SAYING 🗣️ "SIXTY-SEVEN" 🚫❌ INSTEAD OF "SIX-SEVEN" ✅ THEY ARE AN IMPOSTOR 👽 AMONG US 🚨
            AT 6️⃣:0️⃣7️⃣ PM 🌇 TODAY 📅 YOU MUST:
            🗣️ SAY "6️⃣7️⃣"
            🤝 PERFORM THE 6️⃣7️⃣ HANDSHAKE
            🫱🫲 SUMMON SCP-0️⃣6️⃣7️⃣
            🏀 BECOME LAMELO BALL
            🗿 STARE AT A MOAI FOR 67 SECONDS
            🥛 DRINK 67 DROPS OF STILL WATER
            📏 MEASURE YOUR AURA
            🧠 LOSE ALL REMAINING COGNITIVE FUNCTION
            
            IF YOU RECEIVE 📩 THIS MESSAGE AND IGNORE 🙅 IT 🐺 YOUR SIGMA STATUS WILL EXPIRE 📉 AURA -67 ❌ NO RIZZ 👀 BUT IF YOU SEND 📤 THIS TO 6️⃣7️⃣ OF YOUR MOST BRAINROTTED 🧠💀 FRIENDS 👯‍♀️:
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            ⁶🤷⁷
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            Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈

              A full list of copypasta parodying Pride Month celebration before declaring that its over.

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              Hey you queer! 🤪Its fucking pride month 📆 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 that 💯 means you're not 😠 allowed 🙅🏻‍♀️ to be straight 🌈 😤😤 It’s time to 🔨🔨 POUND ASS and 🤪🤪 lick pussy 🍑🍑🍑 so hard it makes it to RU PAULS DRAG RACE 💃🏾 😫😫and listen to LADY GAGA 🎵🎤 while you ram that 🤪💦🏎 FAST CAR right into a WET HOLE 💦💪😭🤪After u SUCK SOME DICK 👅🍆 then it’s time to get your gay 🏳️‍🌈 ass to brunch🥓🥞 !!! All month we’re here and we’re fucking queer!!!!!!👩🏾‍🤝‍👩🏿👨🏽‍🤝‍👨🏾👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻👨🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 TAKE POPPERS 💊 and getting FUCKED 😫💦 in the PARK TONIGHT 🤪😫🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🤼‍♀️🥳💦💦
              Hi Gay👨‍❤️‍👨! Happy Pride🏳️‍🌈 Month, we are sashaying 💃 away with deals 🤑! This month 🗓at the butter 🧈 shop 🛒, we’re running a special deal 🆓. If you can prove that you’re queer 🌈, you get 3 pints🍺 off your first 🥇 your choice of creamed💦, chucked🤮, or drowned 🌊 butter 🧈 . And if you do mouth👄 stuff, you get 4️⃣. WE LOVE GAY❤️🏳️‍🌈! And it’s awesome. So come visit ✈️ . And we also make candles 🕯 now, wouldn’t a candle 🕯 be nice for gay 🏳️‍🌈 stuff, in the bedroom 🍆💦, or just hanging 🪂out. YEA we would, hey wouldn’t your partner 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 want butter 🧈 ? From the original old maid’s home 👵🏽🏠 . We’ve been making butter since 1️⃣9️⃣4️⃣5️⃣., and we’ve been accepting all people since… the last 4️⃣ months. SO YEA, we’re gagging 😝 for you to come take a taste of Cecily’s butter 🧈 🛍Shop. My friend’s mom 🤰🏳️‍🌈 I think is, I think is gay. So… we think its cool!  Turn it off 📴Willard.
              Its fucking pride month 📆 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 that 💯 means you're not 😠 allowed 🙅🏻‍♀️ to be straight 🌈 😤😤 we will ‼️ not be accepting anyone 🚶‍♂️ who 👋😂 identifies as heterosexual 😒😒 until 💦 the 1st of july 🎆🎇1️⃣6️⃣ all shall be persecuted by 😈 law 😱 😡😡 jk rowling has been 👏 allowed to choose 📥📥 who is gay 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 👩‍👩‍👧‍👧😍😍 and this will stay the same 🙂👍👍👍👍 for 💗 the rest of your 😝 life 👨‍🦳🧑‍🦳💓 😝😝 bisexuals are okay 🙄🙄 but you're on 🔛 thin fucking 🍆😡 ice 🍨 ❄❄ don't 🙅‍♂️ think 🤔 that you are safe 🌺 😥😥 we will be ✅ after your 😍thicc ass 🍑 if you 😀 show 🎉 any signs ⚠️ of affection towards the other 😖 sex 🍆 😠😠
              🚨ALERT🚨 🚨ALERT🚨
              
              PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈 MONTH🗓 IS OFFICIALLY OVER❌
              
              MEN ♂️ AND WOMEN ♀️ OF THE NATION🇨🇮🇧🇼🇧🇿🇨🇲🇧🇷🇨🇨🇨🇲🇨🇰🇨🇫🇨🇮🇫🇰🇪🇦🇪🇹🇫🇮🇩🇯🇫🇲🇭🇲🇬🇵🇮🇪🇮🇱🇮🇲🇬🇹🇮🇴🇭🇰🇬🇾🇲🇵🇱🇷🇲🇴🇲🇨🇱🇻🇲🇱🇲🇱🇳🇮🇵🇭🇴🇲🇳🇺🇴🇲🇳🇪🇵🇪🇵🇫🇳🇦🇸🇭🇸🇽🇶🇦🇸🇬🇶🇦🇸🇪🇸🇸🇸🇽🇸🇭:
              
              IT IS NOW ILLEGAL TO BE #GAY 🏳️‍🌈 ANYWHERE ON STRAIGHT📏 MOTHER EARTH 🌎🌐🌍🌏
              
              BISEXUALS MUST HEAD TO YOUR NEAREST GOVERNMENT BUILDING 🎟 AND RECEIVE A "Bi-Ticket Admission Allowance System Check in Mark" TO BE PUT UNDER EXAMINATION 🔍 TO DETERMINE IF YOU ARE TO BE LEFT IN THE GENE POOL. 🤽‍♂️🤽‍♀️
              
              THE 🏳️‍🌈❌GAYSTAPO❌🏳️‍🌈 👮‍♂️👮‍♂️🚔🚔 WILL BE INSPECTING ALL RESIDENTS🏘 OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 🇳🇺🇳🇺🇳🇺 TO SEARCH FOR ANY GAY ACTIVITY
              
              ANY HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITY CAN WARRANT ARREST🔒👮‍♂️OR POSSIBLE ☠DEATH☠ PENALTY
              
              STAY VIGILANT AND STRAIGHT📏📏❌🏳️‍🌈❌🏳️‍🌈❌🏳️‍🌈❌🏳️‍🌈❌
              🚨🚨ALERT CUTIES 🌈🌈 it's PRIDE MONTH ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 and that means PARTIES 🎊 and PARADES 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 don't forget to be HOT 🥵🥵 but wear SUNSCREEN 🧴 on any EXPOSED SKIN 🍑🍑 including your ARMPITS 👃 HAIR PART 🪮 and EARS 👂👂 bring WATER 💦💦 and SALTY SNACKS 🥨🥨 watch out for HEATSTROKE 🔥🔥 and HEAT EXHAUSTION 🤒🤒 if you're on OPIODS, ANTIDEPRESSANTS or SPIRO 💊💊 you may be EXTRA SENSITIVE 😨😨 to the SUN 🌞🌞 check your MEDICATION 🏳️‍⚧️ SIDE EFFECTS 🩺 drink EXTRA WATER 💧 if you're drinking ALCOHOL 🍾🍺🥃🍷 stay SAFE 🛟 stay SEXY 😍 
              ALERT ALERT🚨‼️🔔GAY 🪩is BACK 🔙in STYLE 🕺this JUNE🦄🌈🏳️‍🌈 this means YOU 🫵are REQUIRED 💪👮‍♂️ to be GAY‼️🧑‍❤️‍💋‍🧑👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 ALL MONTH 📆 true ALLIES 👯 will add a P🍆to the LGBT💅CUM one☝️CUM all🗣️to the PARADE🏳️‍🌈of DICKS🍆and TRICKS👅BOTTOMS👖will get POUNDED🤜til they TASTE👅THE RAINBOW🌈and TOPS👕DICK DOWN ⬇️👄every QUEER🧚you’re NEAR👬SCISSOR✂️and STRAP 👀till that PUSSY💦go THWAP💥run a TRAIN🚞thru some TRANS🏳️‍⚧️RIM🍹a guy💖named JIM🧝THEY/THEM🫃will get their🍑CHEEKS/CLAPPED👏BISEXUALS⁉️are GAY👨‍🎤this month🗓️FLIRT🫦and SQUIRT 🌊with the GAYS🎉and THEYS👉👌DRAG QUEENS👸TUCK🧜‍♂️and FUCK🍌SLAY💄some GAY BUSSY🥵BEING STRAIGHT🧔‍♂️is ILLEGAL🚔👮‍♀️👮‍♂️👮until FURTHER NOTICE 🚨GET FRUITY 🍒🍓🍇🍎🍉🍊🍋🍍🍏🍐🥝🥭🫐and GET FUCKING🎉🎊🎀 send to 🔟 deviant👹little HOMOS🧔‍♀️and you’re PRIDE ROYALTY👑👸🤴🫅HAPPY PRIDE💋👄👀👅🫵🙏🖕👉👌✊🥵😳👨‍🎤🧑‍🎤👩‍🎤🧝🧚🧚‍♂️🧚‍♀️🫃💆‍♂️🕺💃👬👭👩‍❤️‍👩💑👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💏👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🍑🍌🎟️🎉🎊🎀🍒🍓🍇🍎🍉🍊🍋🍍🍏🍐🥝🥭🫐 
              IT IS PH🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓YSICALALY IMPOSSIBLE FOR A MAN TO FUCK A MAN 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 WOMENE EXIWT BECAUSE LFIW WANTED US TO FUFK WOMAN!!!!! NIT MAN!!!!!! FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!! WHY ARE THERE WOMEN IS IF WE FUCK MEN!!!! YOU CANT EVEN GET PREGN🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓ABAT ITS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO GIVE BIRTH AS A MAN!!!!! AND GAY PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡PRIDE MPNTH IS SJUSY COMPANIAES PRETENDING TO GIVWV A SHIT ABOUHT A MADE UP SEXUALITY THE ON🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓LY SRXUALITY IS HETEROSEXUALITY FLAGS ARE FPR CPUNTRIES NPT SEX FUCLING DUMB FURRY POOPHEADS!!!! YOU ARE POOPY!!!!++😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡