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I am the only one with media literacy

    I am the only one with media literacy
    byu/Idioteque131313 inCharacterRant
    It’s come to my attention that people may have “takes” on a show I like. And to my professional dissatisfaction (as in, I am professionally, perpetually dissatisfied), I can’t help but be agog at your slack-jawed stupidity. Do you not think before you post? Are you incapable of looking up from your phones to comprehend what’s happening on screen? This simply cannot stand anymore, and so I must make one. A stand, I mean.

You, yes, YOU. You lack media literacy. It’s endemic to our TikTok brainrot culture, sure, but you need to step up and accept your part in it. That take you think you have? Don’t even bother engaging in good faith with it. It’s just wrong, you’re wrong for having it. Have you tried reading a book? “B-O-O-K,” BOOK. Or if not that, perhaps you could watch something other than your typical shonen to help you with that mold clogging up your cognitive capabilities. Try something that makes you think next time. Like Chainsaw Man.

I might hear you say “oh, but we should at least talk things out and have good-natured debate”, but have you considered that you’re dumb? Why should I lower myself to your level when I can call you dumb? But I’m not actually calling you dumb, see, don’t get mad. I’m calling you media illiterate. That makes me sound smart. Me smart, you dumb. Get it, caveman?

So don’t even bother posting any of your takes, your shipping ideas, your critiques, your fan remakes. I, and everyone who agrees with me, have media literacy. So go educate yourself on some culture before you deign to stink up my Hazbin Hotel subreddit.

    I’m sick of Viator. I try to play Olberic. My Viator deals more damage.

      Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Viator from Octopath Traveler.

      I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Viator. I try to play Olberic. My Viator deals more damage. I try to play Sazantos. My Viator deals more damage. I try to play El. My Viator deals more damage. I want to play Celcus. He can't stack sidestep as fast. I want to play Saoirse, Pius. They both support Viator.

He grabs me by the throat. I farm for him. I cook for him. I give him the Forbidden Blade. He isn't satisfied. I obtain the Storm Blade. "I don't need this much Physical Defense" he tells me. "Give me more Parry Stacks." He grabs Saoirse and forces her to fill his ultimate. "You just need to buff me more. I can deal more damage with Surpassing Power."

I can't give him Surpassing Power, I don't have enough JP. He grabs my Save Data boni. I only have the Cait statue. "Guess this is the end." He grabs his sword. He says "Flowing water can't be tracked." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, 3×Nullify Physical Damage. What a cruel world.

      Good morning sir. Unfortunately, I only do professional buisness via my Geometry Dash account.

        Good morning sir.

Unfortunently, I only do professional buisness via my Geometry Dash account.

If you wish to continue this discussion, please make an account at https://www.boomlings.com/database/accounts/accountManagement.php Then buy Geometry Dash on steam for $3. Then add me @CrustiesAuto ingame to continue this discussion.

Any other messages on Discord will be ingorned/blocked, I exclusively do buisness in Geometry Dash so you must contact me there to resolve your case.

I hope you understand, Signed Mohammed Al-Jafhar.

        I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Karrakin Cavalry College

          Its the Navy Seals copypasta but changed to when a Karrakin Lancer got ragebaited for Lancer TTRPG.

          What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Karrakin Cavalry College, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on New Madrassa, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire house of Stone's great companies. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Omninet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Karrakis and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Baronic Unified Command and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the sector, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo

          I own a PTRD for home defence just as Comrade Stalin intended.

            Created by @AnimarchyYT, its the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypasta but changed to PTRD an anti-tank rifle developed by the Soviets during WW2.

            I own a PTRD for home defence just as Comrade Stalin intended. 

Four Capitalists break into my communal housing block, “The Motherland Calls Comrades!”

I blow a crater sized hole in the first man and he’s dead on the spot. Everyone in the building is now deaf and the shockwave has triggered the local air raid siren. 

Next I draw my Tokarev and fire one round before it jams, still discombobulated from the muzzle blast I miss entirely and kill my neighbour, he was probably a spy and Comrade Stalin guided my round for the state. 

I will have to resort to the Maxim in the stairwell. I cut two fascist invaders in half before the barrel overheats and the water cooling jacket explodes. A cloud of steam corrodes and destroys all the KGB listening devices located throughout the building. 

I draw my 2ft long Mosin-Nagant bayonet and chase down the last man, stabbing it forcefully into his chest, the blade is poorly forged by a 70 year old guy from Tula so it bends and gets stuck in his rib cage, unable to be removed. He bleeds out before state security services can finish him off with their pistols. 

Just as Comrade Stalin intended.

            Fantasy. Fantasy. Final fantasy? Yeah I know final fantasy

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              byu/Adamle69 from discussion
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              Fantasy. Fantasy. Fantasy.

Final fantasy? Yeah I know final fantasy, my friend was nick named final fantasy cause of his love for the games. He also had a fart fetish, usually he would get crazy to incredible gassy. He also had a thing for skating but it ended up killing him

Final fantasy was skating once but then he didn’t see a car coming and got hit by it. Ended up being what killed him. Skating