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Please end my SUFFERING

    Please end my SUFFERING
    byu/DeusExPersona inthefinals
    Listen here you absolute DEGENERATES, do you have ANY IDEA what kind of PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE you're causing by playing Light class?! I am LITERALLY SHAKING with pure, unfiltered RAGE every time I see one of these mosquito sized MENACES zipping around the map!!

The AUDACITY of Light players thinking they're skilled when they're just abusing these BROKEN MECHANICS! Oh wow, you got a kill with your LH1?? slow clap Must be REALLY HARD with literally ZERO RECOIL and that ABSURD headshot multiplier! And don't even get me STARTED on that STUPID SWORD I'm out here playing an FPS while you're cosplaying as a NINJA ON CRACK!!

You think you're Neo from the Matrix with that evasive dash?? YOU'RE NOT COOL, you're just EXPLOITING broken movement mechanics while I'm trying to land shots like a NORMAL HUMAN BEING! And the GRAPPLING HOOK?? Oh, getting destroyed?? Just YEET yourself into the stratosphere like a COWARD!!

THE ABSOLUTE WORST is you INVISIBLE RATS with your stun guns! What kind of SADISTIC GAME DESIGN is this?! No audio cues?? No warning?? Just ZAP and you're DEAD?! I've developed a PAVLOVIAN FEAR RESPONSE to electrical sounds now I can't even make TOAST anymore without having Vietnam flashbacks!!

The Double Barrel is just INSULTING 'haha heavy go bye bye' with two clicks! The M11 is just spray and pray for BABIES! The dagger?? More like a nuclear warhead to the spine! And the XP-54?? Might as well be shooting LASER BEAMS with that recoil control!!

I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to the developers, and by strongly worded I mean it will be typed in ALL CAPS with exactly 47 exclamation points because that's how ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS I am about this!! DELETE LIGHT CLASS OR I WILL UNINSTALL MY ENTIRE PC!!!

    LA Wildfire copypasta

      🔥🔥🔥 YO! 🌴🌊 Are you ready to LIGHT UP 🚬🍃🔥🔥💥 the PALISADES 🍑🍆 with some NASTY 🔥🔥 fire vibes?! 🌬️It's gettin' HOT 🥵🥵 out there, and just like your ex 🤡, this fire 🌋🔥 don't quit!😜🚒 Grab your hoses 😩💦💦 and let the SPANKING 👀commence 🏁🟢 because we're about to get moist 💦💦 like a 5-alarm fire 🔥🔥🔥 that can't be contained! 😻 Time to SERVE 😩🔥🔥🔥 those flames like they’re your hottest 🥸 date 🍑🍆🍌, and don’t forget to fan 🪭the flames 🌬️🔥 with those big old DICKS 🍆🍆🧯! It’s a fire sale 💰🔥 of steamy FUN and NSFW 🔥🔥🔞 action, so slap that 🔥🔥🔥 ground and let your SIZZLING ⚡️ desires spread like wildfire 🌈🔥🌟! If you ain't feeling the heat 🔥🔥, then you’re just a wet blanket 🥱🛌 in a world of fire fuckers 🚒🍑! LIGHT ME ON FIRE 🌋🔥, let's make it a BLAZING adventure now! 🍑💦💥💥 send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your HOTTEST 🥵 OUT OF CONTROL BITCHES 🤪🤪 if you get 5️⃣ 🔙 your pussy 😿 is DRIER 🌵 than the hillside ⬇️ if you get 🔟 🔙 your home 🏠 will be getting 🏃 a visit from Big 😳Daddy 😏 Hose 💦 toniteeee. If you get all 2️⃣0️⃣🔙 you’ll be STUFFED 😫 by alllllll the big 🔝strong 💪🏽 firefighters 🚒 tonight 😛until you splash 💦 🤿 the entire 👆hillside and extinguish 🔚 the fire 🔥😍. STAY SAFE 🫡 and don’t forget 🤔 to wear ur mask 😷 to keep that throat 🫦 nice and healthy for daddy 👨‍🚒🥺 
      🔥🚨 IT’S GETTIN’ HOT IN HERE 😈🔥 bc these Los Angeles WILD-FIRES 🌲🔥 aren’t the only thing BURNIN’ UP 👅👅👅 Daddy 🔥GLOBAL WARMING🔥 is PACKIN’ some serious HEAT 🍆💦 and it’s comin’ STRAIGHT for you DRY HOES🌵🍑🥵 So keep that PU$$Y SOAKED 💧💧😩 bc when I see that THICC SMOKE 💨 BLOWIN’ IN HARD 👅, I’m ready to BLAST my BIG, JUICY EXTINGUISHER 💦👅 ALL OVER YOUR FIRE ZONE 🔥🍑 Only the NASTIEST 🥵🏜 lil SQUIRTERS 💦🔥 with BURNIN’ HOT BUNS 🍑🍖 can take these FLAMIN’ BACKSHOTS 💥🍆🍑 and BLOW DADDY’S 🔥FIRE HOSE🔥 so if you’re not ready to get that ASS TORCHED 🔥 then stay your ashy self HOME 😡😡💨💨 
      🔥🔥 HEY ALL YOU 🫦 POLY 👄GENDERLESS 🫦 GREASE GOBLINS 🛢️🔥 Los Angeles is getting RAWDOGGED 🤰 by the 🥵FIRE DADDIES🥵 AGAIN‼️ It’s giving flame-clussy inferno vibes🔥😩 as the 🧑‍🚒HOSE HOTTIES🚒💦 struggle to put out Mother Nature’s 🥵 pyrotechnic BOOTY CALL 🍑💨. The 🦎LIZARD KING🦎 Gavin Newsom said 🔥“Let it burn for the aesthetic”🔥 while Malibu mansions 🏠✨ and innocent field mice 🐭🔥 got YEETED straight to HELL 🔥☠️‼️ If you don’t forward this to 8️⃣ Earth signs 🌎♑♉♍ your 🚗 ⚡️tesla⚡️ 🚙 WILL combust 😩 in an I-405 ✨HELLSTORM✨ and you’ll be haunted by 🔥SMOKEY💨 the BEAR 🐻🔥 for eternity. 🫦 STAY HOT LOS ANGELES 🫦🔥 
      Sumbody CALL 📞 911 🚨 THOTTIES FIRE BURNING 🥵 on the 💃dancefloor 🪩in Southern California 🔥🔥🔥 the city of 🌇 Los ANALes 👼👅is facing ASS DESTRUCTION‼️🍑 all over the place, including 💦CUMset 💦boulevard 🫦 Pacific 🐳 PalisAIDS 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 and 🍼🍼🍼MaliBOOBZ 🍒🍒 so STROKE that HOSE 🧯💦 in solidarity with the 💖SEXY FIREDADDIES💖👨‍🚒💪🏻 and residents of Los ANALes 🙏🏻🙏🏻 send this 📩 to 3️⃣ HOTTIES🥵 if ur ✊🏻🕳️GAPING 😩4 CALI TN 🌊 Send this 📩 to 6️⃣ hotties if ur 💨FUMING💨 at GovenWHORE newSCUM 🤮🤢 for shrinking 🤏🏻 the LA Fire Departments 🚒 DICK 🍆 just a FEW MONTHS AGO 🗓️😡 send this to 🔟 SIZZLIN ❤️‍🔥SLUTZ 🧨 to send another💰BILLY DOLLAS 💸 to BUTT🍑FUCK🍆 UKRAINE 🇺🇦 bc THATS what those DRY🤮 BARREN💀 WASHINGTON 🏛️ 🚽SCAT 💩GUZZLERS 🍽️ know how to do best 😡🖕🏻

      What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard

        Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it script

        Its from from Billy Madison (1995) where the principal criticised Billy for his incoherent ramblings. The line is often used as a copypasta to roast people online.

        What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

        X inches long. X inches wide. curves slightly to the left

          Started from an unhinged Tweet describing Geto’s penis from Jujutsu Kaisen. It later became a copypasta used to thirst on guys as a joke.

          7.62 inches long. 3.47 inches wide. curves slightly to the left. tip is EC9EC0 pink, shaft is a creamy beige. three distinct veins with the longest ranging from the base to the tip on the middle right side. excretion is macaroon cream and hes trimmed but not clean shaven.
          9.98 inches long. 2.9 inches wide. curves lightly to the left. tip is e8afa2 pinkish brown, shaft is a creamy beige. three distinct veins with the longest ranging from the base to the tip on the middle right side. excretion is macaroon cream and he's not trimmed but with a musky smell I mean vinegar smell

          Eggman announcement

            Eggman announcement copypasta
            Original

            Its the infamous video of Eggman announcing to the whole world that Shadow pissed on his wife and he’s ending the world because of that.

            I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

            Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. Room full of host migrations.

              Warframe's Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. Room full of host migrations.

              Its the “Crazy? I was crazy once…A rubber room with rats.” copypasta but changed to Warframe during host migration. Host migration is a thing in Warframe because it uses peer to peer style of hosting meaning one player is serving as the host. If that host leaves then the game will try to pick someone else from the team to make host.

              Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. Room full of host migrations. Host migrations drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. Room full of host migrations. Host migrations drive me crazy.
              Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A Room full of host migrations. And Host migrations drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A Room full of host migrations. And Host migrations drive me crazy.