Happy 420 you STONER SKANK๐
๐ฝ!!! Make sure a BLUNT๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ isnโt the only thing you wrap your TENDER LIPS๐๐
๐around today๐. Get HIGH ๐จ๐จ๐จtoday and get your mans DICK๐๐๐๐ even HIGHER๐๐ฆ๐ฆ. Make sure you SWALLOW ๐ฎ๐ฎthat edible to practice โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธSWALLOWING๐ป๐๐ฝ๐
a monster cock! Remember: the only way to make 4๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ even BETTER ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซis by adding 6๏ธโฃ9๏ธโฃ! Send this to all of your stoner sluts๐๐๐. If you get NONE back you get stoned to death๐ต๐ฒ! If you get 5 back your a HOT lil nug๐ณ๐. If you get 20 back youโre the ULTIMATE STONER SLUT ๐ฅ
Happy 420!!๐ฟ๐ฌ๐ฌ This is the 420 blunt 4โฃ2โฃ0โฃ If I'm being BLUNT ๐ฌ U one of my main hoes ๐๐๐๐ and a hot lil NUG ๐ณ I'm trying to WEED๐๐ฟ๐ out the bad friends so if you're a GOOD ๐๐๐๐ friend, send this blunt ๐ฌ๐ฌ on to 10 of ur best friends๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฌ๐ซ If u get five back from your BUDS ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ then ur GANJA(gonna)๐๐๐๐๐ be friends forever.
Spanky-spank u STONER SKANK๐๐๐if you look on ur ๐
colander๐ itโs 4/20 today ๐ค๐ค๐๐ถ and u know what that means ๐ถ๐
๐420 years ago ๐ตโช๐a โฎ๏ธHIPPYโ๏ธ๐ฎ๐ invented C A N A B I Sโ๏ธ๐ฟ๐ณ๐ด but the ๐MAN UPSTAIRS ๐ฟ๐จ๐ป๐โ๏ธ๐ didnt like that ๐ก๐คฌ๐คฏ so he sent him to ๐ฅ๐ฅHELL๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ Butt unlike โก๏ธYOUโฌ
๏ธ I listened ๐ to my MAMA๐คฐโบ๏ธ So while yโall WRAP ur LIPS ๐๐ฌ๐จ round the โ๏ธ๐นDEVILโS๐บ๐คก๐ฟ LETTUCE ๐ฅฌ๐ณ๐ฑโ๏ธ๐ฒ n get phat ๐ณ from SWALLOWING ๐
๐คค those EDIBELS ๐ช๐ฉ Ill be catching up ๐ on my โช๐ฟB I B B L E STUDIES๐ฟโช and strengthening ๐ช๐ฏ my ๐๐RELATIONSHIP๐๐ with the LORD ๐ณ๏ธโ๐โ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ Send this ๐ฉ to 6๏ธโฃ9๏ธโฃ of ur HIGHEST H๐
พ๏ธES ๐๐ฅ๐ช if u get ๐ back ur a SMOKIN lil nug ๐ฅต๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฅ get 5๏ธโฃ and your a BIG BLUNT BITCH ๐ค๐ฌ๐จ๐ฑ but get 0๏ธโฃ๐ and you get STONED ๐ฌ๐ฅ๐ญ to DEATH โ ๏ธ๐ต๐น๐ฑ
Spanky-spank ๐๐๐ป You STONER SKANK ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐๐if you look on your ๐
calendar ๐ itโs ๐4๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ๐จ today ๐ค๐ค๐๐ถ and you know what that means ๐๐
๐......420 years ago ๐ตโช๐a โฎ๏ธHIPPYโ๏ธ๐ฎ๐ invented C A N N A B I Sโ๏ธ๐ฟ๐ณ๐ด but the ๐MAN UPSTAIRS ๐ฟ๐จ๐ป๐โ๏ธ๐ didn't like that ๐ก๐คฌ๐คฏ so he sent him to ๐ฅ๐ฅHELL๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ณ๐ Butt ๐unlike โก๏ธYOUโฌ
๏ธ I listened ๐ to my MAMA๐คฐโบ๏ธ So while yโall WRAP your LIPS ๐๐ฌ๐จ round the โ๏ธ๐นDEVILโS๐บ๐คก๐ฟ LETTUCE ๐ฅฌ๐ณ๐ฑโ๏ธ๐ฒ and get phat ๐ณ from SWALLOWING ๐
๐คค those EDIBELS ๐ช๐ฉ I'll be catching up ๐ on my โช๐ฟB I B L E STUDIES๐ฟโช and strengthening ๐ช๐ฏ my ๐๐RELATIONSHIP๐๐ with the LORD ๐ณ๏ธโ๐โ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
HA! GOT YOU ๐ซต๐ป BITCH ๐คฃ๐๐ฆน๐ปโโ๏ธ We ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ getting Blazed ๐ค๐ฅ๐ค๐ฅ and our BOOTY ๐๐ณ๏ธ HOLES ๐ขโญ๏ธ GLAZED ๐ง๐คค Hop in the car ๐๐จ and ride this DiCK ๐๐ฆ๐คค on the way ๐ to the dealer ๐ธ๐ง๐ผ๐คโ๏ธ๐ and grab a POUND โ๏ธ of that ZA๐โค๏ธโ๐ฅ๐ฏโโ๏ธ And Remember ๐ง๐ผ to leave blunts ๐ฌ out for Snoop Dogg ๐
๐พ๐๐
๐พ๐ so he can stuff ๐งธ your ๐
ฑ๏ธONG with that Sour Dick-siel ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐
Send this ๐ฉ to 6๏ธโฃ9๏ธโฃ of your HIGHEST H๐
พ๏ธES ๐๐ฅ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฅ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ช If you get 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back you're a Pothead ๐คPrincess ๐ธ๐ผ dripping ๐ฆ๐ฆ in THC โ๏ธโ๏ธ Get ๐ back and you're a SMOKIN lil nug ๐ฅต๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฅ Get 5๏ธโฃ and your a BIG BLUNT BITCH ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ค๐ฌ๐จ๐ฑ ...but get 0๏ธโฃ๐back and you getting STONED ๐ฟTO DEATH ๐ฅBITCH ๐ฌ๐ฅ๐ญ โ ๏ธ๐ต๐น๐ฑ
PUFF PUFF PASS! This is a cellular blunt so donโt mess up the rotation keep this stuff movinโ til the whole world hits it! Happy 420!!๐ฟ๐ฌ๐ฌ BLAZEEE ITTTTTT. This is the 420 blunt4๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ If I'm being BLUNT ๐ฌ U one of my main hoes. ๐๐๐ I'm trying to WEED ๐ฟ๐๐ฑ๐out the bad friends so if you're a GOOD๐๐๐๐คfriend, send this blunt ๐ฌ๐ฌ to ten of your best blazing bros๐ซ๐ญ๐ฌ if you get 5 back from your BUDS๐ฟ๐ฑ๐then ur GANJA (gonna) be blazing bros and best friends forever ๐ฌ๐๐ฟ๐
Happy ๐ 420 โ๏ธ to the coolest ๐ stoners ๐ฏ and pot ๐ฟ heads out โฎ there. Blaze ๐ฅ ๐๏ธ โฌ๏ธ those ๐ด trees and ๐ fuck the ๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐ po poโ Make sure ๐ to have ๐ฎ๐๐๐ munchies ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฉ ready because ๐ฌ this 420 ๐ค comes once ๐ every ๐ฏ thousand ๐โป๏ธ years! So cheef ๐ฑ the ๐ช fattest ๐ค๐ค doofers ๐ฌ and keep ๐ those ๐ eyes blazed ๐ฒ and ๐ barely ๐ open! ๐ค Namaste ๐ Blaze ๐จ๐ฌ ๐ผ Babies!
๐๐ Happy HOLIDAZEEEE ๐๐ you STONER ๐ฅด๐ฅ SLUTS ๐๐It's time โฐ to ROLL UP ๐ฟ๐จ and get BLAZED ๐ฅ๐๐ฆ time to let that๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ grass get GRAZED! ๐โจ Grab your BONG ๐จ๐ and pack that fat ๐ฌ๏ธ๐ ASS BOWL๐๐๐ฆ, โcause we are baking ๐ช๐ all night long ๐ถ๐! Donโt forget to PASS that BLUNT ๐ฌ๐จ๐ to your favorite POTHEAD ๐๏ธ๐งธ, who's ready for some serious PUFF PUFF PASSION ๐๐ฆ๐! Letโs get STONED ๐คช๐ณ๐ and HOTBOX ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ so hard we come out needing a DETOX๐ฅต ๐จ, 'cause tonight weโre GETTING HIGHER ๐๐๐ than a KITE ๐ช๐! And donโt forget the MOST IMPORTANT person we are celebrating TODAY๐คโฆthe one without whom we couldnโt enjoy this BEAUTIFUL DRUG ๐ฎโ๐จ been there through all HIGHEST HIGHS and หกแตสทแตหขแต หกแตสทหข your beloved PLUG ๐ If you're feeling FRISKY ๐๐ฟ, send this ๐๐๐ to 4๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your SEXIEST stoner friends, or you might just end up with a ROACH ๐ฟ๐๐ instead of a FATTY J๐ฆ for your MARY JANE consumption! ๐๐๐ HAIL to the KUSH ๐ฅโจ and letโs burn one down ๐ฌ on this beautiful SPRING DAY ๐๐ฆ๐ฟ
๐ฅHEY๐ฅ ๐๐all you๐๐๐ค๐๐ฅฆCANNASLUTS๐ฅ๐๐ HAPPY WHORE 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ dont๐ let the ๐ฆ WHORENTINE๐ฆ ๐คฎSTOP ๐ u from SHOVING ๐ a WHOLE BONG ๐จ๐ฌup your ๐ฅคJUICY ๐ฆ๐งSTONER ๐จ๐ASS ๐๐จ ๐if you're not๐ FUCKING ๐๐a PLANT ๐ฟ๐ฑ๐or SUCKING ๐๐
a BONG ๐จ๐จyou're doing it WRONG๐คฌ๐คฏ ๐ค๐ฌsend ๐ this blessing ๐๐to 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ CANNASLUTS ๐๐ฅฆ๐and ๐ฅ๐ฅdank nugs๐ฅ๐ฅ will ๐จ appear๐จ ๐ IGNORE ๐and have ๐คฎ๐ฐDRY BONG PUSSY๐คข๐คง for 4๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ DAYS ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐ฟ๐จ HAPPY 4๏ธโฃ/2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ YOU SMOKY LITTLE SLUTS ๐จ๐ฟ
Thatโs right ๐ซต itโs the HOLIEST ๐ day on the STONER CALENDAR ๐
๐ฟ and your BOWL ๐ซง isnโt the only thing getting PACKED ๐ฉ๐ฆ and LIT ๐ฅ today!! MOTHER NATURE ๐๐ has been GROWING ๐ฑ that THICK ๐ DANK ๐ฟ๐จ STICKY ๐ฆ๐ฉ goodness ALL YEAR LONG just so you could PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH ๐
๐ค and INHALE ๐ฎโ๐จ๐จ DEEPLY until your EYES ๐๏ธ roll back ๐ฉ๐ฟ and your LEGS ๐ฆต stop working!!
Itโs time to PASS ๐คฒ that SHIT ๐จ๐ฟ to the LEFT ๐ because the only thing better than HITTING IT ๐ฉ๐จ alone is HITTING IT ๐๐ฆ WITH FRIENDS ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐!! Get that WET ๐ฆ STICKY ๐ฉ GREENERY ๐ฟ between your LIPS ๐ and take the BIGGEST FATTEST RIP ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ of your LIFE ๐ฑ!! Letโs get BLUNTED ๐จ๐ฟ and MOUNTED ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ until you canโt tell which way is UP ๐ฟ๐จ๐!!
SMOKE EM IF YOU GOT EM AND FUCK EM IF YOU DONโT ๐จ๐ฟ๐๐ฆ๐ฉ!!
Anti 4/20 copypasta
Happy ๐๐ 420 ๐ฟ y'all. The ๐ only ๐
โโ๏ธ๐ค blazing ๐ฅ I do ๐๐โโ๏ธ is the ๐ฅblazing๐ฅ of the ๐Holy Spirit ๐ Can I ๐ get an AMEN? ๐๐๐ฏ
it's 4/20 today ๐ณ ๐ฑ but I'm not smoking weed ๐ฟ ๐ ๐ ๐ฌ I'm smoking ๐จ ๐ the bible ๐ ๐ ๐ because heaven โฌ๏ธ ๐ ๐ ๐ is the highest you can get ๐ ๐ค
While y'all ๐จ๐ฌsmonking๐ฌ๐จ the ๐devil's๐โ lettuceโ and celebrating ๐ซHITLER'S๐ซ ๐๐๐birthday ๐on ๐ฝ 4/20 ๐ฝI'll be catching up on my โช๐ฟBIBLE STUDIES๐ฟโช and ๐ชstrengthening๐ช my๐ ๐relationship๐๐ with the ๐๐LORD AND SAVIOR๐๐
It's 4๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃtoday๐ณ๐ฑbut I'm not smoking weed ๐ฟ๐๐ด๐๐ฌI'm smoking๐จ๐the Bible๐๐๐๐ผ๐because heavenโฌ๏ธ๐๐๐ผ๐is the highest you can get๐๐ผ๐ค
Today ๐
is 4๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ..... but I will NOT๐
๐ปโโ๏ธ get high ๐๐. The only thing that will be high โฌ๏ธ is my grades ๐๐ฏ because Iโm a good, good child ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ
๐๐๐ YEAH RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS!!! ๐๐ Happy 420 you Stoner SLUTS ๐
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!!! Make sure a BLUNT๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ isn't the only BIG BROWN ๐ต thing you wrap your TENDER LIPS๐๐
around tonight!๐. Get HIGH ๐จ๐จ๐จtoday and get your mans D**K๐๐๐๐ even HIGHER๐โฌ๏ธ๐ฆ. Make sure you SWALLOW ๐ฎ๐ฎthat edible to practice โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธSWALLOWING๐ป๐๐ฝ a monster COCK! ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐
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Remember: the only way to make 4๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ even GREATER >> is by adding 6๏ธโฃ9๏ธโฃ! ๐ง๐ผ๐ฑ๐ฑ Send โญ this to ๐ of your favorite ๐ STONERS with BONERS ๐๐๐. If you get NONE back, ๐ข you get stoned to death๐ตโฐ๏ธ! If you get 5 back, youโre a HOT lil nug๐ณ๐. If you get 20 back or more, you're the ULTIMATE STONER SLUT ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ ๐ Honestly if I see ๐๐๐ one ๐๐๐ 4/20 ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟpost I'm deleting you off Facebook๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ข๐ข๐ข. I do not๐
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๐ซ wish to associate myself๐๐ with those who celebrate๐๐๐ the consumption of a very DANGEROUS ๐ต๐ซ๐ต๐ซ๐ต๐ซAND ILLEGAL๐ฎ๐๐๐ DRUG. ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐๐Kids should not be glorifying๐ผ๐ผ this atrocious ๐ฟ๐ฟ habit, especially to consider it a "holiday." Christmas๐ฟ๐๐๐ is a holiday. Easter๐ฟ๐๐ฐ๐๐ฃ๐ is a holiday. Why? They're both celebrating our lord๐ฟ๐๐๐๐ฟ and saviour ๐๐โฐโฑ๐ Jesus Christ๐๐๐ฟ๐๐๐- this is not a holiday.๐ซ๐ซ๐ ๐ ๐ Stay away๐
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from the devil's ๐๐น๐บ๐ฟherb ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐๐ซand it's temptation๐ today guys. Please.๐ฟ๐๐๐๐๐ข๐ข
