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When I was in early school and beyblades were all the rage, some kid at school broke mine one day. I was super sad and was bawling when I got back home.

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    When I was in early school and beyblades were all the rage, some kid at school broke mine one day. I was super sad and was bawling when I got back home.

My dad was an engineer and often got up to go to work super early, like before I’d leave for school. The next morning he was still home, and sleeping. Which I found weird. My mum drives me to school, I reach into my backpack, and find my beyblade. Completely repaired, but also upgraded and modded like fkn crazy. He put a machined aluminum disc in it in place of the stock one, some centrifugal force thingamajig, and hand tooled the point that the bey blade spins on at the bottom. He had apparently stayed up till like 4am just suping my beyblade up.

At recess when we Let It Rip™️ my beyblade FUCKED UP every single other beyblade. The thing was literally indestructible, had insane balance, and kept spinning for fkn forever.

Basically, my dad is a GOAT

    I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of INCESTO.

      Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to incest joke brainrot from Zenless Zone Zero.

      I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of INCESTO. I try to post Soldier 11. My INCESTO brings in more updoots. I try to post Astra. My INCESTO brings in more updoots. I try to post Anton. My INCESTO brings in more updoots. I want to post Vivian. Her best memes have INCESTO. I want to post Ye Shunguang, Ye Shiyuan - they both want INCESTO. It grabs me by the throat. I post more memes about it. I cook for it. I give it more resolution. It isn't satisfied. I install SFM. "I don't need this much effort" It tells me. "Give me more Screen time." She grabs Lucy and forces her to throw the boar off enemies. "You just need to post me more. I can bring in more attention with photoshop." I can't handle photoshop, I don't have enough time or money. It grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." It grabs Blender. It says "Blender, melt his PC." There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, universal goonery. What a cruel world.

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        Its a Discord prank related to the new age verification that are being implemented. The copypasta is a prank/troll that you can send to your friends to scare them.

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          This is an anti-scammer copypasta sent to scammers with an intention to scare them.

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          I hate Constructs

            By u/Terkmc, its the ‘I hate Saurus‘ copypasta from Total War but changed to Constructs from Menace.

            I hate Constructs Soldiers. I hate them. I hate their biomechanical faces. I hate their cybernetics. I hate their fleshy bits. I hate when the cybernetic are next to the fleshy bits and I hate when the fleshy bits are next to the cybernetic. I hate that the AI pulls 20 squads of them out of his robotic asshole and then all sit on the last capture point like a swarm of ants on my unattended can of soda.

I hate the Construct difficulty meter. I hate it because it lies to me. It says thisi is a 2 skull medium difficulty mission. This is patently false, because I have 24 guys in cardboard with a battlerifle. I do not have twenty units of eight foot tall Construct Soldiers constructed out of pectoral muscles and galvanised coffin nails.

I hate their regeneration. I hate that flanking them simply prompts one of them to pull out a nightcap so he can take a nap mid fire fight. I hate that their reaction to a devastating flanking attack is to become sleepy. I have looked a Construct in his horrifying cyborg face as an encirclement that would shatter any other "infantry" closed in.

He went from :I to :I, shrugged off another two turns of shooting, and then regenerated.

I have resolved to shoot every Construct dead. Every Construct. All of the Shambler and the Skirmisher too. I hate them. I no longer see battlefields because they're covered by a thick blanket of Anti Tank rockets and Twin Autocannon shells. I hate that it barely stops them.

I hate that Construct Soldier is friends with the Guncrawler next title, who also instantly wipe out my squad once I've shot the Construct Soldier unconscious for the tenth time. He also has a fuck ton of armor only these ones are on treads. Somehow this is worse.

I hate that they are an end-game invasion faction. I hate that they will be in every system and every mission by the time I reach them. I hate that while I was writing this the Construct Soldier looked at Rewa with a mean look, deals 1 (one) damage to the armor and instantly mindbreak her like this is a japanese cartoon.

I hate Construct.