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Id rather be a hard stuck silver with my proactive jungling

    Jungler copypasta
    Honestly, I could also reach challenger but I fucking hate to be a beta and play a reactive jungle. I like to go to enemy camp and punch them in their skull like a alpha chad.
    
    Id rather be a hard stuck silver with my proactive jungling rather than a reactive jungler.

    i am your ideal woman: 6’8, 250 lbs of pure muscle

      Ideal woman Tinder bio copypasta
      i am your ideal woman: 6'8, 250 lbs of pure muscle. ONLY eat beef, will bear a child sure to lead nations (will be roughly the size of a viking), cannot read and DO NOT want to learn. i own 19 dirt bikes and they all have flames on the side. inventor of what is commonly known as aggravated assault. looking for a VERY compact man to ride on my shoulders so i look cool.

      I’ve been looking at the G-spot of the female character Mona from the Genshin impact

        Mona copypasta from Genshin Impact
        I've been looking at the G-spot of the female character Mona from the Genshin impact game created in China by the multi-million dollar company hoyoverse.
        
        I started studying the structure in what took about 10 minutes by searching for rules png pulled from Google
        
        And seeing that Mona's dress is very tight to the body (this can be seen when seeing that the navel is visible to the naked eye) Mona has a G-spot that is 2cm high and a width of about 1.8cm
        
        Add that the average depth of a woman is 8cm plus the fact that she can stretch
        
        Basically, to please this lady you would need about 10 cm
        
        With 15 you can hurt her and with around 20 you can kill her.

        I’m just letting you guys know that we are a professional establishment

          I'm just letting you guys know that we are a professional establishment, we will serve you purposely to your point and if you're somebody that's out of that establishment where we cannot serve you, we will not serve you and we will go ahead and let you know that you will be served properly, and at some point of time that will be, you need a sober cab, we will need you a sober cab, and if not, we're gonna treat you accordingly, and I'm just letting you guys know that. You know that, you guys are great. I just want to let you guys know, personally, you guys are going to be served, and you will get your food.

          I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl’s shoulder today.

            POV you saw 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder
            I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my dick was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble of my high school, I rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions. Goodbye.

            I breeded my puppyboy and now he wants my cummies

              Hello, i am in a relationship with this guy named Tony, i found about his puppy play love, and because i also love it we started doing some. I love when he is in puppy mode, every time he sees me he starts to bark and showing me his tummy to snuggle it. It's been going on for a couple of weeks and i love hugghing him and making him baths, but yesterday, something happened. I was sleeping on the couch and he was waiting me patiently to wake up like i used to train him, after waiting for almost thirty minutes he started jumping and giving me lickies, so i woke up... but i was horny, too horny, i watched his eyes, then i grabbed his neck and violently bent him over on the couch, he started whimpering, probably thinking he did something bad, but his master was just going to breed him, got all fours and inserted my rock hard dick inside his twinky puppy ass, he started groaning in pleasure while his dick were humping the couch, leaking wet thick puppy precum. I got harder, and harder, he started to moan until his dick cummed hands-free, not before my white load shot inside his ass. Now, when he's horny, he just shows me his butt, sometimes opening it to show his hole... i can't resist the urge to breed him, more and more, while i call him a good pup... but i am also a bit sad, because i see him as my little pup when he is in puppy mode rather than an human, is this considerable zoophilia? I am not attracted to animals but... him... he's a real puppy, and i want to breed him so bad...