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Hello Everyone, I’m Scott, President of Domino’s Pizza!

    Hello everyone, I’m Scott, President of Dominos Pizza. Have you heard of Hatsune Miku? Today I would like to announce a new collaborative project featuring Hatsune Miku: Dominos App Featuring Hatsune Miku. Hatsune Miku exists in a software called Vocaloid. Vocaloid enables you to produce songs. A character named Hatsune Miku sings the songs you create. A great feature is you can create songs as you like. I knew our talented Dominos Pizza crew could work together and create great vocaloid songs. Bokaro-p, E-shi, Choukyou-shi, Furitsuke-shi, everyone! Amazing vocaloid songs have been created with the fantastic imagination of the crews from all over Japan. The challenge was successfully carried out, and this new collaborative app was produced. Based on Miku’s image, the Dominos app changes its appearance. A lot of music and illustrations produced by Dominos crew are here. From the menu to the order, it looks very cute: just like Miku. Once your pizza’s delivered, have some fun with Miku! It comes with a social camera function, and you can take various poses, pictures of Miku: Very cool. And last, but not least, the live performance! Start the pizza stage live and point the camera towards the pizza box, and the pizza box will turn into a live dancing venue. A live performance of Love for Night produced by Dominos crew! Here we go! Miku sings Let’s enjoy the rest of the performance, with the app!
    Hello everyone. I'm Scott, President of Domino's Pizza. Have you heard of Hatsune Miku? Today I'd like to announce a new collaborative project featuring Hatsune Miku: Domino's App, featuring Hatsune Miku. Hatsune Miku exists in a software called Vocaloid. Vocaloid enables you to produce songs. A character called Hatsune Miku sings the songs you create. A great feature is you can create songs as you like. I knew our talented Domino's Pizza crew could work together and create great Vocaloid songs. Bokuro P, Eshi, Chiyo Kiyoshi, Furitsu Keshi, everyone! Amazing Vocaloid songs have been created with the fantastic imagination of the crews all over Japan. The challenge was successfully carried out and this new collaborative app was produced.
    
    D O M I N O S P I Z Z A
    
    Based on Miku's image, the Domino's App changes its appearance. A lot of music and illustrations produced by Domino's crew are here. From the menu to the order, it looks very cute, just like Miku. Once your pizza's delivered, have some fun with Miku! It comes with a social camera function and you can take various poses, pictures of Miku, very cool. And last, but not least, the live performance! Start the pizza stage live and point the camera towards the pizza box, and the pizza box will turn into a live dancing venue. A live performance of Luv4Night produced by Domino's crew! Here we go!
    
    D O M I N O S P I Z Z A
    
    Let's enjoy the rest of the performance with the app!

    You will never be breakcore.

      Your music will never be breakcore. You have no gabber, you have no bpm, you have no melody. You are a deranged weeb twisted by anime and vaporwave into a crude mockery of the internet's perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your music taste behind closed doors. Musicians are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of music have allowed people to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even jungle artists who “pass” sound weird and uninspired. Your pads are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he hears your slow, boring song. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your artist name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a jungle artist is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably 150 bpm. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

      Based on the ‘You Will Never Be A Woman‘ copypasta

      I have a fetish for liberal women

        Fetish for liberal women copypasta
        I’m a white Christian conservative man which automatically makes me a terrible person apparently in the eyes of liberal women. I’ve been told I don’t get an opinion because I’m a white man lol
        
        Im a Trump supporter who is voting for Trump again. I don’t own many guns, but I have a couple. Im also pro life and I go to church regularly.
        
        That being said, I have to admit I have this attraction to liberal women. I know it sounds crazy. It really does. But I can’t help it.
        
        When I see Ana Kasparian go on a rant, I may 100% disagree, but I can feel her passion and that’s a turn on. When I see you crazy liberal women shouting people down at marches, once again I may disagree but I can’t help but like it.
        
        You get extra points if you have tattoos and piercings but it’s definitely not a requirement. I also don’t mind if your hair color is different. Race also doesn’t matter to me unlike you liberal women 😉
        
        I want to see you wear a MAGA hat even though you probably despise it. I want you to take pictures posing with my guns. You may think you won’t like it but you will 😉

        Loli Ui! Ui! Ui! Uiiiiiiiwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!

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          The original copypasta was for Louise

          For big purchases I pay exclusively with pre-1972 nickles…

            For big purchases I pay exclusively with pre-1972 nickles, delivered by a local, non-union, unlicensed, unbonded, "2 guys and a truck" style moving service, preferably the 2 guys will show signs of amphetamine addiction because they usually work faster, but this is not mandatory.

            Comparing big breasts to small breasts

              Small breasts are like the moon, as both possess a mysterious and delicate beauty that is romantic and captivating. Similar to the nightly sky lit up by the moon, the feminine silhouette of a body adorned with small breasts is captivating and sensual. As the moon draws us closer with its alluring charm, small breasts can exude the same effect, leaving us wanting more. There is something mesmerizing about the beauty of the moon, and the same can be said for small breasts.
              
              If small breasts are like the moon then big breasts are like the sun, in that they are bold, powerful, and commanding. Both the sun and big breasts have a mesmerizing and seductive glow, and they can be both captivating and mesmerizing to behold. Big breasts may seem bigger and bolder, but they can be just as captivating and romantic as smaller breasts. Just like the warmth and warmth of the sun, the beauty of big breasts can be appreciated in a unique and passionate way.
              
              Comparing big breasts and small breasts with the moon and the sun can be seen as a perfect metaphor for their differences.
              
              Just like the moon and the sun, small and big breasts both hold a unique and mesmerizing beauty. While the moon may seem softer and more subtle, it also has a mystical and enchanting presence. Similarly, big breasts may seem more striking and eye-catching, but they still have their own elegance and allure. Overall, both small and big breasts can be equally beautiful and sensual in their own unique ways.
              
              The sun and the moon can be seen as romantic companions, and their combination of beauty can give way to different types of sensuality and romance